It would appear the feed is having fun today!
You were whining during the tantrums. Double whammy.
I don’t like you. I REALLY don’t like you.
Aw shucks.
Would you be so kind as to die and not come back?
Sorry, not in the cards. I ate the conditional mortality clock.
// gah fuck immortality*
Give it time. See if I can’t make that happen for you.
Anything but your job, huh?
Go fuck yourself.
:)