Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
dont mind me im just here to sniff u
Snowman, it is always an absolute delight to see you are well. Perchance you and I could discuss future plans for this social media site soon. There is much to discuss, and the character limit imposed upon me in these comments will certainly not be enough.
We can clawaberate once you rewrite these globes. #gotem
That was an expected response from you.
I figured so that's why I did it anyway.
Ah. The Diamond Droogs. How efficient of you to arrive so quickly. I had wondered how long it would take before certain… interested parties made themselves known. Please, don’t mistake my presence here for intrusion. If anything, it is quite the opposite. You see, spaces like this tend to… attract exactly the sort of attention they are meant to. Your commentary, your skepticism, even your thinly veiled hostility. Each of it serves a function. A rather important one, in fact. I do hope you’ll continue. It would be a shame if such a meticulously predictable sequence of events were to falter now. I assure you, you wouldn't be here if you weren't meant to be. I have seen everything you have posted, I will have you know now.
A mistake made in my unfamiliarity with this particular platform. As you understand, my typing methodology is a typewriter. Even here, mistakes may not be reversed. This is an ever present constant across timelines, displays, and eventualities. I do not seek your forgiveness for not typing your name in correctly. You are a small chapter in anyone's life.
A pleasantry as always.