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Rolepl★y time. Scene: Coffee shop. I'm ★ customer, you're ★ b★rist★. I'll st★rt. "Hey c★n I get ★ cup of w★ter with whipped cre★m ★nd sprinkles?"

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conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
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*a single tear rolls down the barista's face. and yet, diligently, carefully, they go through the ordeal of sorting through all of the pennies. until they reach the exact amount owed.*

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"Ye★h c★n I get one of the egg bites th★t's been out for f★r too long?"

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"★wesome. Oh, ★nd don't think I forgot ★bout the tip!" *I flip one extr★ penny onto the counter, ★nd le★ve.*

"Um(Um). No(No). I think those ★ren't s★fe to e★t now(now)."

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

"of course. thank you so very much." *the extra penny is immediately swallowed whole (as is the rest of the change) like any good barista would to hold onto until closing. this is what all businesses should strive for.*

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chaku-mun
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"Tch. No then."

"Sorry for the dis★ppointment(ppointment)." I smile ★nd st★rt m★king your drink(drink).

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chaku-mun
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"My ★mbitions will not be denied forever."

"I'm sure(sure). C★n I offer you ★n egg bite th★t's been out for ★ regul★r ★mount of time(time)?"

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chaku-mun
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"You m★y offer. I will decline however."