Ult!Dirk Strider: "[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with…" | chittr

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[I enjoy hotted dog with relish and jalapeños. I eat it with my very human mouth and chew on it with my lovely serrated teeth.]

Kult: +112

Kull: +115

Total: 227

Ratio: 0.97

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[Boo. Tomato. Tomato. Let me have my fun.]

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@timaeusTested[TT]

You've had his account for six hours. >:T

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[And I will continue to have it. What are you going to do, snitch on me?]

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@timaeusTested[TT]

:3 Did you forget who ELSE has been staying here with the three of us?

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[Why do you people want to ruin my good time. Hm?]

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@timaeusTested[TT]

Because I'm bored. >:3

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[You just hate fun. You're the fun police here at my doorstep to brutalize my good time.]

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@timaeusTested[TT]

Then tell Dirk to pay attention to me. I am wilting as we speak.

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Ult!Dirk Strider

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[Fine. I will inform him. Now leave me to tend to my digital fields while you be disgusting with your other half.]

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@timaeusTested[TT]

Yay. :3 Hurray. :3 You may roam free for a while longer!

Kult: +5

Total: 5