ANOTHER DAY OF BEING EXTREMELY SELECTIVE WITH WHAT I LOOK AT AND ENGAGE WITH ON THIS WEBSITE BOTH FOR MY OWN SANITY AND TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THE WILD AND RECKLESS WRATH OF AN INDIVIDUAL WHOSE IDENTITY I WILL NOT BE SHARING FOR FEAR THAT THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME WILL HAVE HIM BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH ILL-WISHES AND PRAYERS FOR MY UNTIMELY DEMISE BY FOOD CHUTE BLOCKAGE. EVEN REFERENCING HIM MIGHT EARN ME A "I HOPE YOU DIE". I'M TAKING A REAL RISK HERE BY EVEN SHARING A FRACTION OF MY CONCERN WITH YOU ALL, THE GOOD (ALBEIT HORNY) RESIDENTS OF CHITTR DOT ING. I AM NOT SAFE HERE. BUT WE PERSIST.
this is so mean to me!!! should i even protect you anymore
WOULD YOU HAVE PREFERRED I LIED TO YOU? YOU WANT ME TO BECOME A LIAR, JADE? I THOUGHT I WAS DOING YOU A KINDNESS BY APPROACHING OUR CONVERSATIONS WITH EARNESTNESS AND RESPECTING YOU ENOUGH TO NOT TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER WHO NEEDS THEIR WORLDVIEW PROTECTED. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?
SIIIGH ill have to think about it... you might have to let me tell you another joke
heh. what do you call an indecisive bee
a maybee :)
GOD. FUCK. THAT IS TERRIBLE. THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE LABRACADABRADOR ONE. GOD.
HOW IS IT WORSE
DONT PITY ME!!!!!