Are you a baseball? Cause I wanna hit you with my bat. #violence

Fahahaha is your eyeball the one doing the reactions or did you just mismenu extremely blatantly Because if it is the eyeball once again we find ourselves in a "nobody actually likes you" moment
The EYEBALL doesn't do SHIT. I'M the one that does all the fucking work. Besides, it has its own account. Anyway, I liked that on purpose, but even if I hadn't, gimme a fucking break. I don't have one of those sci-fi touch screen phones everyone on here apparently has, I'm in fucking 2002. Do you know how annoying it is trying to navigate this site with a fucking Nokia 6610???

I'm told that alchemy is your best friend for hands-free computation. I still just use normal input methods like sci-fi touch screen phones and a normal goddamn mechanical keyboard, but those among my friends who have played The Game swear by it.

I'm literally hijacking someone else's session right now. Were it not for the fact that I am currently a busy motherfucker I would try to set up a torrent.
...Would need to go home and get to my computer anyway. Which, I am NOT showing up looking like this. Elly will have nightmares for years, and I don't want to listen to Mom's bitching.

It was pretty surreal watching her complain about you jacking her style, not going to lie. Also can't you just go somewhere with a public computer? Your shitty town has a library, right?
Yeah, let me just show up at the public library looking like this. Totally. Besides. Busy. Gotta kill Ice-E in this dark world.

The average person wouldn't be scared of you because they have no idea how strong you are(n't) so they wouldn't know anything was out of the ordinary. They'd just be like "wow that is a really dedicated Kamen Rider cosplayer."
