#realquestions
Hypothetically, if i spilled grape juice all over the carpet would you be mad? Ok hypothetically what if it wasnt hypothetical #realquestions
When are we going to invent the uncloggable drain? We could put some blue blood in it, theyre normally great at sucking up #realquestions
Where are all the hot bitches with no standards, i know they exist how the fuck else do half of you inebriated freaks of nature continue to spring up? #realquestions
If im not supposed to build nuclear bombs from recycled fire alarms then what in the fuck else am i going to use all of them for? #realquestions
Whats with bros who claim theyre not gay but wipe their butt? Who you cleaning up down there for? Your buttologist? #realquestions #nsfw ish
Do you ever think the most fucked up things imaginable? Its because youre a bad person. Troll god is judging you and you ARE going to troll hell. Also your lusus is mad at you. #realquestions
What would you dooOOOoo for a trolldike bar? #realquestions
Why do the call it aids when its unhelpful? they should call it hurts #realquestions
Why do the sea turtles eat plastic bags? Are they stupid? #realquestions
Where am i who are you people whats happening im scared #realquestions
If youre asexual then how come i want to fuck you so bad #nsfw #realquestions #checkmate
where did my bones go #realquestions
why does my belly hurt #realquestions
if you were one inch inside your lusus and you had a second lusus that was one inch inside of you would you rather move forward or backwards to escape? #incest #nsfw #realquestions
If god didnt want us to eat light bulbs then why did he make my mouth suspiciously light bulb sized #realquestions
Why is 90% of porn someone getting fucked instead of two people having sex #nsfw #realquestions
whats your address? #realquestions
could a woodchuck chuck wood to begin with? #realquestions
Why does the poop not give your intestines a rash if when you dont wipe it gives your butthole a rash #realquestions