#sessionofthorns
[[ Equalizer Juju || Land of Brambles and Mirrors && Transportalizer ]] [[ You alchemize the EREBUS EXCURSION. This powerful mode of transport travels across Paradox Space through a method known as "complete and utter bullshit". It makes itself the most narratively dense and important object, such that Paradox Space itself orbits and moves around it to present you with the location you need to be for the sake of the narrative. ]]
alright. killed all #myleprechauns again. skullface is going to have a meeting with them all at a point that i decide, and none of them can be dead for that, so this ensures that theyll come back when its time for said meeting. its just the easiest way to transport them all. my boss @unboundWraith helped me get home, but im going to go back to my session at some point to grab LOBAM and bring it back with me. its my land, im not going to just let it sit there forever. going to need a way to transport it though.
killed yaldabaoth. why the FUCK do i have over 100 notifications. you give a leprechaun minion a spare phone and suddenly this shit happens. whatever. look at my juju.
good game. was fun. i won. @turntechGothhead thank you for hosting. now to win a different game. im going to go fight yaldabaoth. wish me luck.
off the top of my head, i can think of a few ways the powers and jujus of #myleprechauns could be used in combination, though i havent tested any of these. - box could probably confine trees ability of making something an important centerpoint, like a natural foil. make the area of importance smaller and more focused by containing it in a box. - if blade and eyeball were able to cooperate without arguing and bullshitting at each other, blade could likely use his juju sword to cut away the uncertainty of eyeballs skepticism. so "the door *might* be unlocked" could become a definitive unlocked state. ...Read more
alright. time to start explaining #myleprechauns. going in order of planetary destruction. 1. "tree". guy is a self-centered snob, and anything he touches becomes significant. touched a fucking rock and consorts kind of just gravitated toward the area naturally. he cant control this ability. he also has a little wooden crown juju that makes things branch out. bunch of roads split off and form around the origin point, bunch of rooms manifest around a singular room, a sword blade splits off into a gradually curving ouroboros of sharp edges. 2. "eyeball". guy is skeptical of everything, and is pretty ...Read more
kicking my feet and giggling. anyway, i figured out what each of my leprechauns does, and theyre all alive again. a few of them dont get along, but eyeball and bomb do. bomb is a panicky little thing, but eyeballs power kind of works as his natural foil and keeps him calm. ill make posts on each of #myleprechauns in a bit.
moon refuses to show me his ability because he "hates repetition".
ok well i spoke to eyeball and now im doubting myself. i couldve sworn i saw blade kill himself but now looking around i cant actually see his body anywhere. how do i even know hes dead?
update: blade is alive now too? the uhh. one with the sword symbol on his hat. hes also arguing with skullface. skullface just does not give a shit about these two boneheads. i think if things need to be organized, hes gonna be the guy.
oh! eyeball is alive now too! hes arguing with skullface about something.
ok, so. skullface cant revive the other leprechauns unless we actually have unfinished business with them. and "i want to" doesnt necessarily mean unfinished business. so we need an actual reason to have them around. ...would probably be helpful if i knew what their abilities were, then. tch.
alright. talked to skullface. he says he had "unfinished business" with me. so he simply decided that death wasnt the end for him narratively. and hes just. alive again. ...hm. @themanintheCairoovercoat i take back what i said before about the leprechauns only getting in the way. maybe this can be useful to me.
...somethings happening. things on LoBaM just started... moving. orbiting around me almost.
hm. interesting development. one of them finally managed to put the stolen wreath-crown on their head, and everyone immediately stopped giving a shit about it.
update: the consort was assassinated by another consort and there are now several fighting to death for the wreath crown. i didnt think consorts got violent??? especially not like this.
...and should i grow a crown of thorns upon whom shall this gift adorn? a consort, imp, or skeleton? couldve been a leprechaun. ...if i hadnt killed them all. mm. still curious what skullface meant by "see you later". anyway, putting a wreath thing i made onto a consorts head.
reached the max god tier. still no obvious indication to me of what the fuck a lord of wreath is supposed to be able to do. ive figured out i can form thorny masses to stab shit but thats it. my powers from before the session are still being nerfed too. didnt get full access to those back. makes me curious if thats permanent or not.
ok so no one knows what this does or means. awesome. whatever, ill figure it out.
any sburbheads mind explaining what fuck aspect this shit is.
what the fuck is wreath. i thought i was heart.
better than colours and mayhem at least.
with less thorns holding them now, the last two planets have destabilized. theyre being pulled toward the black hole, which would be fine if they werent *also being pulled toward each other.* if they collide itll set off the explosion that destroys the session and kills me. thats also without mentioning that cutting all the thorns has resulted in the black hole becoming clogged or something. the thorns around it are going to prevent the planets from getting into the black hole even once i sever the connection between them. ... if i dont send anything after this, then i failed my solo session and died. ...Read more
didnt have to kill this one. was already expecting me, i think. aurafarmed and then went out on their own terms.
also, heres my land i guess. terminal indicates it hasnt been realized yet but thats to be expected.
noticing something about these planets and the leprechauns ive killed on each one. this probably means nothing.
home run.
weird one. talked a bit, seemed respectable. said "see you later, boss". no idea what thats supposed to mean. maybe me killing my leprechauns *is* part of my session? whatever. moving on. thorns to cut. planet to blow up.
im not killing them for no reason by the way. im doing it because theyd just get in the way otherwise. buuut im also just doing it because its fun. it pleases me greatly that that pisses off the englishes. h33h33h33. huhuhu. fahaha. #dashwatching #directposting
alright, thats enough spamming deva. i have... maybe 3 hours left on the bomb timer.
also. the choice yaldabaoth gave me was... interesting. made me want to kill the guy then and there honestly. wouldnt be the first time ive killed yaldabaoth, ive done it like 3 times before in sessions where the players all died. but this is. different.
back at the broken narrator terminal. one of the screens has a timer on it for when the next planet blows up, but its several hours long so it looks like i have some downtime. something within the session seems to be actively dampening my powers. im not nearly as fast, and i cant create shadow clones. i guess when confronted with someone like me who was already generally surpassing godtier powerscaling, sburbs only option was to nerf me. ...i like it. it was frustrating for a short bit. but its helped me feel a little more. normal again. i guess. im having fun with a game. rare thing.
ok. one planet down. killed the leprechaun, wouldve just gotten in the way. seems like the premise is i have to cut apart where the thorns connect it to the next planet, on each opposite side, before i can knock it into the black hole. simple enough. still on a time constraint hence why im keeping this brief.