♣ mediated by @abyssalAnarchy
^Hm. I miyht deiyn myself to offer you some help.^
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- -∊v-∊nƗng, d-∊Ⱥr! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
II veel horriible vor Ordean. II do what II can vor hiim, II only wiish II could do more. Alas, my knowledge iisn't /that/ adfanced. Maybe an extra Candiied Stiick the next tiime he comes around, though that'd probably only sate /my/ worriies....
Raiin iis always a pleasant background noiise to doze ovv to. II nearly dozed ovv on my break earliier because ov the droplets piitter-patteriing on the wiindows
II slept as well as II could wiith been on-call all the tiime. Though your iinquiiry iis much appreciiated, Ordean. ::›
oi em the fumbler, its actually moi imperial title given to me boiy moi matesprite, OF WHICH IS NOW OFFICIAL EN NOT JUST IN MOI MOIND
^Oh, come on now. You yive me too much credit. I'm just a researcher, a watcher. BETTER to lose your mind to an audience than lose your mind alone, no?^
Remember when yal·ll·l l·locked me in a cool·ler then threw me over a fence.... I Remember and my back Remembers..... next time I see you l·littl·le del·linquents im sticking this cattl·le prode up your backside on ful·ll·l vol·ltage.... Young trol·ll·ls doing stupid shit to authority figures. Cops can have fun and be cool·l too.... #imnotupset #backissues #vauguethreats #viol·lence