Trevia Weiber
@suturingBarber
Viirst-rate barber, Second-rate mediiculler, Vourth-rate psychiiatriist & therapiist. She/They 14% Beanwater-86% All-dayer ♠♥♦ - Open ::› ((OOC: 'v' and 'f' are swapped ))
Realiized that II should make one ov those iintroductory Chiits, so wiithout vurther ado; Greetiings! II am known amongst my colleagues and patiients as Doctor Treviia Weiiber but just Treviia iis viine by me. II work iin the mediicull fiield as a liicensed Mediiculler and take up work as a barber and psychiiatriist part tiime! II am ovten oferworked iin my viield but II am thankful that II can assiist as many people as II hafe. ::› II also supply vree consultatiions to any and all that seek them(along wiith candiied stiicks to those that ask)!
II swear, sometiimes the vax machiine iis vaster than the maiin ovviice computer we all use. II'm waiitiing vor a patiient to send a vax through wiith theiir iinvormatiion? Great! That's done iin less than a miinute. II want to change the viile vormat ov a document? II hafe to waiit so long II could run down to local 'covvee' shop, waiit iin /that/ liine vor 30 miinutes, get my order, run back to the ovviice and viind that the percentage bar had only mofed 4%. Efen the vree-to-use computers at the bookhiife are vaster than the one here....
^Check how the storaye is doiny. The husktops here are faster BECAUSE I run a tiyht ship. I check each one BEFORE morniny and delete every superfluous file left BEHIND. No mercy^
Your lack ov mercy does seem to be one ov those more endeariing qualiitiies you hafe. But the storage iis viine, nothiing a vew smacks to the siide ov the moniitor won't viix
Griilled cheese....
Miiddle names? That's a good one. II don't /hafe/ a miiddle name but iiv II had one II thiink 'Lathys' could be niice, efen iiv iit's rubbiing iin the motiiv a biit too much ::›
Alriight, iit seems as iiv the 'raunchy' datiing appliicatiions trend vrom earliier has thankvully diissiipated. II don't mean to sound prudiish but iit just sounded liike a lot ov #yearniing iin my non-mediiculler/personal opiiniion ::≀
☆ > A big reason why I did not participate
Oh, iit seems that a vellow mediicull practiitiioner has vollowed me. What a vasciinatiing proviile piicture he has too! Maybe he's heard ov the now-solfed periil that was the sanctiity ov the Candiied Stiick organiizatiion system. One can always enjoy a good system ov sortiing.
Thiis iis not a driill, a tub of 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks has been procured!!!! Sadly iit iis only halv vull but for the moment the organiizatiion system has been maiintaiined. ::› A siingular Candiied Stiick of saiid vlafor has been prescriibed for a job well done >::›
Honestly iits placement leaves me ponderiing, why on Bervorus would a halv full tub of Candiied Stiicks be tucked behiind boxes ov patiient fiiles? Halv empty would be the proper term but II'm veeliing optiimiistiic about thiis ordeal
^Is it a yood time to ask you to check the expiration date.^
IIt'd be vunny iiv II posted another piicture ov that ciircular tub just to see hiim vliip hiis pan about iit. So humorous II miight efen put the abbrefiiatiion ov 'Laugh Out Loud'
^Thinkiny I could post a picture of a cup and he'd lose his thouyhtvault anyway.^
II would liike to take thiis tiime to briing back up my serfiices vor these harrowiing tiimes. Burdens are meant to be shared alongsiide others that wiish to help you so that you are not alone iin saiid matter. Veel vree to giife me a riing iiv you wiish vor a consultatiion ::›
II'm telliing you Lorebrariian; II diidn't spiill anythiing on the books, the books waltzed iinto the spiill!
@iimJuniior IIt has come to my attentiion that iis there iis a badge speciiviically /vor/ Mediicullers. II humbly request vor such a badge due to my provessiion. And whiile II hafe you vor the moment II also beg vor the 'Veriifiied' badge and the 'Butterfly' one too ::›
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
II hafe told the ovviice about my hunt for the miissiing vlafor and they got a laugh out of iit, thankvully not at me. II, howefer, am stiill on the prowl. II wiill search efery iinch of thiis rock(locally, II cannot travel that var due to work obliigatiions) to viind /somewhere/ that sells the vlafor. Let iit be known that II diidn't go down wiithout a scuffle lookiing vor the gosh darn 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks!!!! >::‹
Please excuse the crude language, but thiis iis absolute hoovbeast manure. >::‹ All the local shops that hafe sold 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks iin the past hafe been completely sold out ov them vor the last periigee and apparently won't receiife any new shiipments untiil next sweep. IIt iirks me as thiis was the /fery/ last vlafored tub that was empty and now the entiire alphabetiical viiliing system iis lopsiided. IIv someone out there manages to happen upon a store that sells the miissiing vlafor please do briing iit to my attentiion so that II may riight thiis wrong to the system ov organiizatiion and all that iis dear. IImage attached to help wiith thiis hunt. >::≀
AUR SHIT WEIBER!!! #NSFW THAT SHIT WHOI IS THAT THE PACKAGING im straoight gagged, indigaur slurry
^Fairly sure they still sell them over at troll Lidl.^
II'm equally concerned and convused???? IIt iis just a tub ov Candiied Stiicks, all the vlafors come iin siimiilar packagiing. II'm not one to judge but you should probably talk to someone(else) iiv you're doiing your priifate stuvv iin candy tubs
^Actually what's the fish on ABOUT, over there? I just noticed his reply. Has he never seen sweets?^
II hafe triied my damnedest and efen they are out ov the vlafor. They're just /ofervlowiing/ wiith all the other ones but thiis one they seem to hafe troubles keepiing stock of
!remindYou remind bot agrees with sunorc... why is the packaging reminiscent of a pail... //o//,//o//;
IIt iis merely a tub that iis cyliindriical iin nature! IIt looks nothiing liike what you're thiinkiing ov! IIt has a liid vor example
^Curious. Who in the world is BULK BUYING so many pallets of the indiyo flavor??? They're not TERRIBLE, BUT they're not that special either.^
!remindYou remind bot has seen pails with lids... it is... ehm. a niche thing.
^It's hopeless, Trevia. Seems we're surrounded by 6-sweep old wriyylers who'd call a cup a pail and yiyyle ABOUT it.^
The 'mango' Candiied Stiicks have arriifed. ::› Apparently the rest ov the gals enjoy the vlafor enough to hafe had iit express deliifered. Now II just need to viind out why no iis mentiioniing the now empty 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored tub....
The ovviice has ran out ov the 'mango' vlavored Candiied Stiicks. We are all equally saddened that all the 'mangos' are now....mangone? Eh? But seriiously thiis iis quiite upsettiing news
(≧▽≦): )(ey Dear! Wφuld Yφu Like Me Tφ Get Yφu Sφme? I Dφn't Mind Stφpping By Tφ Refill Yφur Candy Sticks!
The ovver iis fery appreciiated Miiss, but the gals already diid the replacement order and II doubt they want to viill out all the vorms that come wiith gettiing a revund
(≧▽≦): Understφφd, Let Me Knφw Next Time I Dφn't Mind W)(ile I'm Φn Break Frφm Tφuring! Stay S)(ining Little Rφckstar, I'll See Yφu Sφme Φt)(er Time!
Hopevully not too soon! II enjoy the company ov others but that usually has adferse evvect ov them neediing mediicull attentiion
How to not let them be aware that the destructiion ov property may hafe been sliightly exaggerated
THE REAL TOX1C TRA1T MO2T OF YOU NEED TO WORK ON 12 YOUR WORK ETH1C! GET A JO6! 1F YOUVE GOT ONE, TAKE ON MORE RE2PON2161L1T1E2! 6E THE 6E2T YOU CAN 6E! GET 1N EARLY, LEAVE LATE, AND G1VE YOUR ALL, ALL N1GHT LONG! #G1RL6O221NG
Realiized that II should make one ov those iintroductory Chiits, so wiithout vurther ado; Greetiings! II am known amongst my colleagues and patiients as Doctor Treviia Weiiber but just Treviia iis viine by me. II work iin the mediicull fiield as a liicensed Mediiculler and take up work as a barber and psychiiatriist part tiime! II am ovten oferworked iin my viield but II am thankful that II can assiist as many people as II hafe. ::› II also supply vree consultatiions to any and all that seek them(along wiith candiied stiicks to those that ask)!
Dr. Amnesiia was her name, she had beautiivul eyes We had spaghettii wiith long-term memory sauce ♪
II hafe vound a new ediitiion copy ov the book that II ruiined, iiv II just deny any plausiibiiliity II miight be able to confiince them that iit iis the same book
^I read your chits, Trevia.^
Uhhh, nuh uh!!!!
She keeps hatiing all of my chiits, and II don't hafe any open slots to book myselv an efaluatiion. II hafen't read iinto stuff thiis much siince II took my BMLE....