Trevia Weiber
@suturingBarber
Viirst-rate barber, Second-rate mediiculler, Vourth-rate psychiiatriist & therapiist. She/They 14% Beanwater-86% All-dayer ♠♥♦ - Open ::› ((OOC: 'v' and 'f' are swapped ))
II swear, sometiimes the vax machiine iis vaster than the maiin ovviice computer we all use. II'm waiitiing vor a patiient to send a vax through wiith theiir iinvormatiion? Great! That's done iin less than a miinute. II want to change the viile vormat ov a document? II hafe to waiit so long II could run down to local 'covvee' shop, waiit iin /that/ liine vor 30 miinutes, get my order, run back to the ovviice and viind that the percentage bar had only mofed 4%. Efen the vree-to-use computers at the bookhiife are vaster than the one here....
^Check how the storaye is doiny. The husktops here are faster BECAUSE I run a tiyht ship. I check each one BEFORE morniny and delete every superfluous file left BEHIND. No mercy^
Your lack ov mercy does seem to be one ov those more endeariing qualiitiies you hafe. But the storage iis viine, nothiing a vew smacks to the siide ov the moniitor won't viix
A useful little guide for those of you still struggling with professional decorum. I appreciate your contributions to my mental landscape. You are an authority figure to me. Thank you for giving me purpose. May I borrow your grin for a legitimate business need. These are all perfectly reasonable things to say to one's employer, and I can think of absolutely no circumstances in which Human Resources would object. Today, I will be productive and on-task. I feel neutral to somewhat positive about my manager and team. I work well under stress. There. You are becoming employable already.
II don't thiink II struggle wiith my provessiionaliism iin my work enfiironment but thiis iis quiite the dandy message to hafe iin case II ever see myselv valteriing at all
asking for a friend, how do you get your dick out of a jar of Nutella? #nsfw #suggestive #askingadvice
How fery lewd and ludiicrous! ::‹ Well, em, iiv the 'object' iis stiill wiithiin the Nutella avter all the adfiice giifen then II suggest (other)mediicull attentiion
Shit. Power's completely out. Do I seriously have to figure out how to turn on my generator NOW?
Vriiendly remiinder that iiv you have to deal wiith electriiciity and liife wiiriing that Rubber iis a good iinsulator to prefent any electriiciity vlowiing iinto your body and possiibly causiing more harm. Stay save! ::›
Thiis iis not a driill, a tub of 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks has been procured!!!! Sadly iit iis only halv vull but for the moment the organiizatiion system has been maiintaiined. ::› A siingular Candiied Stiick of saiid vlafor has been prescriibed for a job well done >::›
Honestly iits placement leaves me ponderiing, why on Bervorus would a halv full tub of Candiied Stiicks be tucked behiind boxes ov patiient fiiles? Halv empty would be the proper term but II'm veeliing optiimiistiic about thiis ordeal
should... should oi troiy the mysteriously unlabelled qi pills...
Remember to take the proper dosage. IIv you do not know the correct dosage and they are not a requiirement vor your contiinued exiistence then iit iis better to underdose rather than oferdose
Please excuse the crude language, but thiis iis absolute hoovbeast manure. >::‹ All the local shops that hafe sold 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks iin the past hafe been completely sold out ov them vor the last periigee and apparently won't receiife any new shiipments untiil next sweep. IIt iirks me as thiis was the /fery/ last vlafored tub that was empty and now the entiire alphabetiical viiliing system iis lopsiided. IIv someone out there manages to happen upon a store that sells the miissiing vlafor please do briing iit to my attentiion so that II may riight thiis wrong to the system ov organiizatiion and all that iis dear. IImage attached to help wiith thiis hunt. >::≀
AUR SHIT WEIBER!!! #NSFW THAT SHIT WHOI IS THAT THE PACKAGING im straoight gagged, indigaur slurry
^Fairly sure they still sell them over at troll Lidl.^
II'm equally concerned and convused???? IIt iis just a tub ov Candiied Stiicks, all the vlafors come iin siimiilar packagiing. II'm not one to judge but you should probably talk to someone(else) iiv you're doiing your priifate stuvv iin candy tubs
II hafe triied my damnedest and efen they are out ov the vlafor. They're just /ofervlowiing/ wiith all the other ones but thiis one they seem to hafe troubles keepiing stock of
!remindYou remind bot agrees with sunorc... why is the packaging reminiscent of a pail... //o//,//o//;
IIt iis merely a tub that iis cyliindriical iin nature! IIt looks nothiing liike what you're thiinkiing ov! IIt has a liid vor example
The ovviice has ran out ov the 'mango' vlavored Candiied Stiicks. We are all equally saddened that all the 'mangos' are now....mangone? Eh? But seriiously thiis iis quiite upsettiing news
(≧▽≦): )(ey Dear! Wφuld Yφu Like Me Tφ Get Yφu Sφme? I Dφn't Mind Stφpping By Tφ Refill Yφur Candy Sticks!
The ovver iis fery appreciiated Miiss, but the gals already diid the replacement order and II doubt they want to viill out all the vorms that come wiith gettiing a revund
(≧▽≦): Understφφd, Let Me Knφw Next Time I Dφn't Mind W)(ile I'm Φn Break Frφm Tφuring! Stay S)(ining Little Rφckstar, I'll See Yφu Sφme Φt)(er Time!
Hopevully not too soon! II enjoy the company ov others but that usually has adferse evvect ov them neediing mediicull attentiion
II hafe vound a new ediitiion copy ov the book that II ruiined, iiv II just deny any plausiibiiliity II miight be able to confiince them that iit iis the same book
^I read your chits, Trevia.^
Uhhh, nuh uh!!!!
She iis notably not pleased about heariing what happened to the book. IIv someone has experiience iin thiis do let me know iiv beggiing on achiing hands and knees iis stiill a actiife practiice that's used nowaniights #suggestiive just iin case
^You are yoiny to sit with me, retype, and REBIND the affected payes, Trevia, that's the active practice nowaniyhts. BEGGING will do nothiny.^
Not efen the tiiniiest of beggiing wiill do anythiing? There go my next handvul ov breaks.... ::‹
Ꙩ-->HellꙨ chittr! It's such a beautiful night, isn't it??
IIt adds a cozy viibe to restiing iin the hiife
Goregle cheap way to remofe covvee staiins ovv book pages
^TREVIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?^
Nothiing, nada, ziilch. Books may hafe to be returned at a later date than usual
=-- Diluted hydrωgen perωxide αnd α Q-tip ->>
Much appreciiated, II'm sure II hafe some ov that lyiing about
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II prever reliish on miine....
So many new vaces on Chiittr toliight. A fery iinterestiing set characters too, always briings a smiile to one's face.
says the new face on chittr.
Sometiimes statiing the obfiious iis an easy lure
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