Vriska Serket
@ariadnesGrip
8eing so gr8 all the time is hard. It's hard and no one understands. || icly she/her; retconned meteorbound || all art by me || all insults ic ||
(( honestly im really really bummed that vriska gets bullied right off the bat bc of her sense of humor or reputation or nosiness or idek what it is... can someone tell me what it is? people are mean and nosy on here all the time, not that its necessarily a bad thing, and vris is often just trying to offer advice, or do her vriska thing of "comforting" via dark humor, and my other muses can often get away with saying similar things... i dont understand what i can do. sry for venting, im just kind of upset over it bc i like playing her ))
Sigh, really thought Kanaya owned more pins than that... Time for shitty coffee and even shittier convers8ion (still Kanaya).
All right, that was more than enough of a 8r8k for me. 8ack to tormenting Kanaya.
@tealDragoness Hey 8r8k out the soggy list of stupid things we haven't done yet around here! I just decided we're going to get through as many as we can this week.
That's a terrifying thing to say and I want in on it.
It a8solutely has to 8e Kanaya first! She needs some pay8ack for what she did to my hair.
YOU 4R3 SO R1GHT W3 SHOULD C4ULK TOG3TH3R 4LL OF H3R F4NCY DR3SSP1NS TH3N T4P3 TH3M UND3R C3RT41N FURN1TUR3 1N H3R H1V3 BUT OOHHHH MURD3R MYST3RY? >:] W3 L34V3 CLU3S G3T TH1S *B3H1ND* TH3 FURN1TUR3
8ehind the furniture would never have occurred to me. We could send ransom notes for each one we take-- she'd pro8a8ly keep all of them, too.
R4NSOM NOT3S WHY D1DNT I TH1NK OF TH4T S33 TH1S 1S WHY W3 4R3 SUCH 4 B34UT1FULLY CONN1V1NG T34M
Time to make all the plans! ALL of them. >::::D
I'm stealing her curling iron and then I'll 8e right there!
No, that's pretty pathetic.
Wh8tever.
That's hilarious.
I h8 when I scroll too far down here. Some things I just don't need to see right after waking up.
1 USU4LLY DONT S33 4NYTH1NG
Surely licking those words is just as 8ad.
SOM3T1M3S. 3V3RYTH1NG T4ST3S FUNNY 4ROUND! FOR M3 4T L34ST. >:]
Oh really, it doesn't taste funny to any8ody else?
1 DONT KNOW. N3V3R 4SK3D 4NYBODY 3LS3 4BOUT TH4T ON3
May8e you should.
L3TS S33 TH3 4NSW3RS
Come to Fiiiiiiiight Niiiiiiiight! https://msparp.chat/fight_night_2_the_refightening
I'm at #fightnight 8ut with soooooooo little motiv8ion... This really sucks.
Do you ever just want to go through some8ody's profile and point out all their spelling and grammar mistakes?
8=l < No but you've made me consnicker it 8=l < Just don't pick someone who puns
No, I'm not after any8ody's quirk. This time. I mean the people who apparently never look at the key8oard or even read what they're saying while they type. It's tempting to take over their hands and make them go 8ack and fix everything.
--E√ It's like nogoby uses spell check anymore. It's particularly prevalent on Shreddit.
I love my 8eautiful 8lue way too much to change it for any kind of joke.
A8solutely not. You can't make me.
Splashes you with 8lue!
You're 8lue inside now.
What is so interesting a8out a fuzzy worm with google eyes on a string?
That's incredi8ly silly. There's nothing wrong with worms and 8ugs!
i'm well aware!!!
you hate joy and whiim2y
Look who's talking.
II love joy and whiim2y Goyd (Foiid + Goy) Goyd Goyd 2ahur
Careful, they're going to cancel you again. ::::P
ii diidnt even get fuckiing canceled the fiir2t tiime
That's not what I saw.
liiterally one per2on 2aiid they blocked me, yeah... really good cancelatiion
Other people were saying they h8 that term. May8e you should pay 8etter attention?
I am a8out to roll my eyes right out of my head, I swear.
/?does?the?five?second?rule?apply?to?eyes?\
I have no idea how to feel a8out that kind of reaction 8ut if you're really 8ent on it then I guess that might 8e plausi8le. Try it with your own eyes first just to 8e sure though.
(( guys im a time traveller again (( https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/Screenshot%202026-09-26%20152103.png
Every8ody is trying to start a pity party tonight.
Nothing to do 8ut sit around and grow my hair 8ack...
Kanaya cut my hair way too short. Hiding until it grows out again. >::::(
aw. ii bet iit'2 cute.
Noooooooo! She was a8out to 8reak out a curling iron too. I didn't even notice until then! I'm almost sure she wanted me to look like her. I want my hair 8aaaaaaaack...
aw.
im sorry, but im sure you look fine.
It looks so weird...
different isnt always bad.
Desper8ly need a haircut... Guess I can go and make Kanaya's day 8y asking her do do it, right?
2he'd probably love that.
She's over the moons a8out it. I already had to talk her down once from styling it different.
Fooled an Eg8ert, however 8riefly.
Aaaaaaaand that's why there is a whole 16,000 character count. #vagueposting
Don’t 8e silly. It’s only 3,577.
How much did you edit out? 8e honest.
A8out 6,835, 8ut I still had some additions to make. Oh, you’ll find that out next post!!!! Unless something wildly changes my perspective in the next few days, which, isn’t entirely impossi8le.
God I hope so!
I could rack my mind for some more avenues. There are always more avenues. More nuance. More context! Don’t get too excited, this may take a day or two to contempl8te.
I'm on the edge of my seat, I'm so sure.
Oh, good. Careful not to fall off.
I'll try to cont8in the excitement.