Vriska Serket
@ariadnesGrip
8eing so gr8 all the time is hard. It's hard and no one understands. || icly she/her || all art by me || all insults ic ||
"Ask 8oxes." If you don't have the glo8es to message me directly, you don't deserve to hear any secrets.
Vic8riously humili8ing. #vagueposting
Fuck you.
Not everyth8ng is a8out you, nosy self-a8sor8ed wine8i88er!!!!!!!!
Just in case this vague post is about me, fuck you.
See! May8e you should h8ve said it that w8y in the first place! 8ecause noooooooo it's not a8out you! Why w8uld it!
Keep those fangs stowed behind your ever-flapping lips, Serket.
I don't think I've ever sinc8rely meant this in my entire life, Lalonde, 8ut YOU fucking st8rted it!!!!!!!! Agh!!!!!!!! I'm never vagueposting ag8in, this SUCKS.
I like starting it with you. Keep vagueposting.
D8n't act like you g8t to tell me wh8t to do!!!!!!!! It's frustr8ing and didn't even 8other the p8rson it was supp8sed to!!!!!!!!
It bothered you, didn't it? I'd say this is a successful post - at least for me.
It's funny how people think Rose has ever had her shit together. Like, ever in her existence.
How generous of you to share.
Rude, not every version of me is as much of a shit show as I am.
No it's a compliment! How you can keep up the facade while really 8eing a huge mess! Most of these other chumps just like to pour their disg8sting trash sludge thoughts all 8ver the place. You at least pro8a8ly keep it in your respite8lock or something. See! Even I don't know where it is. I just know it's somewhere.
I have my shit together. [She lied]
I'm going to choose to just accept the compliment at face value, and pretend I don't realize how backhanded it is.
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou! #checkyoursettings
"Ask 8oxes." If you don't have the glo8es to message me directly, you don't deserve to hear any secrets.
Hey if you're misera8le may8e take a second to consider it could totally 8e your fault and whining a8out it is just an addiction you've developed to deal with having such a tiny thinkpan that can't process the gr8er implications.
Um, that would 8e you. Right there. Saying that. I kn8w you're trying to antagonize me and let me just say (NOW) that it's more ann8ying than anything else.
Ugh! We need a function to just. Close a thread when we want people to shut up.
This isn't over.
I will 8lock all the losers I h8 on here until this is 8asically just my diary.
hELLO vR1SKA, i HOPE YOU ARE WELL, oN TH1S NIGHT OR DAY, dEPEND1NG ON WHICH IS WH1CH, fOR YOU, aT TH1S MOMENT,
Hahahahahahahaha look at the immedi8 chump trying to get in my good graces? Yeah, sure, hope you don't go die in a well or something in the near future. Then you wouldn't 8e a8le to grovel at my feet or anything. Thanks!!!!!!!!
oKAY, i WILL DO MY BEST, tO NOT DO THAT, tHOUGH THE LAST TIME i ALMOST FELL INTO A WELL, mY HORNS CAUGHT AT THE SIDES AND, pREVENTED MY FURTHER DESCENT, iNTO SAID WELL SO, i WAS PRETTY MUCH FINE, aND DANDY, bUT EITHER WAY, i DO NOT THINK i AM ONE MUCH FOR GROVELING, aT THIS POINT IN MY, cHARACTER ARC, i AM SORT OF, wAY TOO COOL FOR THAT, aT THIS POINT SO, iT WAS LESS ABOUT, gOOD GRACES AND MORE ABOUT, bEING POLITE AND WELCOMING, wHICH, i GET YOU ARE PROBABLY ONLY USED TO OTHERS BEING NICE, tO YOU, wITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES IN PAN, bUT NO, i HAVE NONE BESIDES, bEING ALWAYS HAPPY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH, aNOTHER vRISKA, }:)
C4M3 H3R3 TO L3T YOU KNOW TH4T TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH4T WHOL3 SC3N3 H4S M4D3 MY 3NT1R3 D4Y SO TH4NK YOU
oH, tHANK YOU, i SUPPOSE, o HOPE YOU ARE, wELL, hAHA, aS WELL, eHEHE, tEREZI,
I can't 8elieve I actually just read all of that. Like from top to 8ottom I read that and even now several moments l8er I can't fathom why, let alone fathom anything she actually said. Here's my guess at the gist of the whole thing: she has no thinkpan (see: "i HAVE NONE"), which I guess, kudos to her for admitting it in pu8lic, and then additionally I am not the only Vriska she would say th8t to, which basically rem8ves all its meaning and sincer8ty. Thanks for the l8kewarm welcome!!!!!!!!