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Damn. II could've been postiing about liiterally anythiing and you just deciided iit had to be you, huh? Maybe II should add priide to the liist. Smfh.
so hard being so perfect but someho* i manage
I Mean Considering That I Have Literally Zero Skills Applicable To Sailing And That The Last Time Someone Put Me On A Space Craft I Got So Violently Ill I Gave Myself A Nosebleed And Lastly That Learning On The Fly Isn't Really An Option When Failure Means Certain Death And I'm Reeeeeally Not A Pick It Up First Try Sort Of Guy... Yeah Not So Ideal
Fellow trolls be honest with me Would you date a human person (People already dating human persons need not apply)
seems awwful sus that youd bring up havvin a pocketful a spiders unprompted if it wwasnt a dogwwhistle for you doin just that sometimes i wwonder if i knoww you better than you knoww yourself
>+. GOD WHY I AM I SO UNMOTIVATED TO KILL !!!! .+< #violence
most landlubbers dont knoww howw to recycle properly its a genuine crisis
depends on wwhat you do wwith it maybe im just envvironmentally conscious
nobility is seldom coy vvris nobility demands an it takes wwithout exceptions if i havve somethin to say i wwill darn wwell say it wwithout hesitation that is my hatchright as someone a the vviolaceous caste anywway i dont think goin through her trash wwhen shes not hivve counts as stalkin
i feel like, at the rate im going, three m0re people will just naturally gravitate tw0 me. and then i really will have gone s0ft.
HAHA_I'm going for A swim! To meet THe LeviAtHAn :3_HAHA
when i complain its funny and charming but when anyone else complains its annoying and they should invest in a journal instead
its a parasite vvris its just wworkin off a survvivval instinct its not goin to like me though leavve it to you to relate to literal blood suckin vvermin ... though maybe i shouldnt say that about a vversion a you i havvent actually met
i really should post on here more. there's so many people to befriend!
i have a lot of feelings and i feel them pretty loud.
WHO WANTS TO CHAT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.
an* - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
⦓ The problem with abstract thought is I'm not good at it... ⦔
OVVERALLS FARMGIRL
Okay Brisket
toestink wwithdrawwal
The faults of my past creep in on my mind, coasting through the dark recesses like a mid-afternoon digestion walk. It's impossible to cut the gelatinous fat wobbling vibrations of self-assessments and my stomach can barely handle processing it. It's bottom feeder behavior to message abandoned accounts and beg for a response. ... I think I just really miss my boyfriend. But it's been 10 years since I saw him. I already accepted the clear fact he's never coming back. Every once in a while something reminds me of him and I feel like I can't breathe. ... I'm probably just lonely, romantically. It's been a decade since I've been in a relationship. Probably overdue.
mY BEST FRIEND,
hungry for the prince are you slobber on my ring #nsfww
DENIED.
i wwas about to finish and then you just HAD to bring up howw it wwas "magical" experience and kill my libido noww i got to eridansplain to you the error a your wways at some point wwe lock eyes again and the spark reignites and i realize im fallin for you hard i kill you #nsfww
Unreal Heiress, mute that dunce.
Yuck. No. I'm not expending another unit of effort on you. Go dig in your britches!
afraid you might feel somethin vvris
print("huh i never thought about it") print("it could be a nice a avenue to stop being stuck on my ice soup diet…")
Try1ng. So hard. Not to be annoy1ng
Do1ng that th1ng where 1'm stay1ng onl1ne expect1ng to see someth1ng very spec1f1c and fuck1ng up the rest of my day cause of 1t
i'm 5n ad6lt im jVst.... LIKE THIS!!!!!!6
MVAHAHAH6H6HAA I 6NE VPPED YOVVV6
hey rori. i hope you liked that
1m the smartest b1tch al1ve actually
he's soooooooo cute..... #vague-posting
Both Amporas are Hope players. Different classes
>>| "you will be .alone .and you will be happy."
chill, sis. i aint ribbin you one, BREATHE.
woe, a drought of whimsy.
i dont have a stick in my ass i think i'd feel that
cope cope cope.
Me when I'm one sweep old and still working on my object permanence.
Please, do ela8or8 on how I'm 8eing "vague" here? Nothing a8out what I'm saying is vague, I'm 8eing clearer than glass I'd say! I've definitely shown *some* vulnera8ilities, 8ut I'm not going to make like you 8asic 8itch versions of me and whine like a little mid-aged wriggler a8out my woes or regrets like the rest of y'all! I'm instead going to flex my ass off until my glutes start having a mean 8urn, you lot can have fun crying a8out 8eing 8etter while also spilling your woes, I'll go ahead and sit here in my loot vault on a throne made of various golden trinkets and da8loons while I spit my shit. Whatever can you're looking down at, it must 8e gold plated and full of 8ands for me to 8e at the 8ottom of it! >::::)
For once, gonna have to agree with another me on this one. Cringe!
You're only reinforcing the alleged "pitch" here. >::::)
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ⴵȺ♱ yΩu Ⱥr-∊ dȺrlƗng, yΩu Ⱥr-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ 屮ΩrΣ♱-b-∊Σ♱ Σ-∊r|⟨-∊♱ Ωr 屮Ωuld Ɨ♱ b-∊ b-∊Σ♱-屮ΩrΣ♱? 屮ⴵȺ♱-∊v-∊r, Σ-∊mȺn♱Ɨ☪︎Σ. yΩur ♱ⴵ-∊ Ωnly Σ-∊r|⟨-∊♱ ♱ⴵȺ♱ mȺ♱♱-∊rΣ ♱Ω m-∊! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Sometimes I let go of myself in the moment of group conversation. What if I was John? the way he smiles and laughs from his chest looks nice to experience, a genuine joy. What if I was Jade? Proud to show her grin? Unafraid of herself. I could be Dave, carrying a sense of noble hope and faith towards others. Sometimes, I get happy when I'm not in my life. Even for a few minutes. Sometimes, I wish I could leave myself at the table when it's time to leave the room.
life's too short. cough sickly on the nearest victim
Thät bëïng säïd Ï göt ä cööl shïp änd Ï knöw sömë hïgh blööds löökïng sö.
GOD I miss him so BAD VODKA redbull my beloved is this what that yearning SHIT IS
▲getting drunk as fuck tonight ignore everything i say till tomorrow▼
5 likes and I'll bang sollux #nsfw
I Miss My Favorite Vriska. :<
Literally airing out the dirty laundry I see.
D---> Gog...I'm so an%ious.
GUY at the bar said I might have internal bleeding like wow FUCKIN thanks doctor BITCH no SHIT that's where all the blood IS
Aight, time for the weekly classic and o8ligatory post that users here "a8solutely love" to post themselves. Who want me?
It does feel kind of nice to not be the /most/ degenerate Rose out here, for once.
wwhat people dont appreciate about me is that wwhen you boil it dowwn i am literally nice
( If I bared my soul and exposed my deepest insecurities with song lyrics that exposed my heart would everyone be kind and normal and sweet about it? 🥺🥺🥺 )<
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( Nothing has ever been serious. Not even one time. )<
Oh. I lived but I fucked up in a way I didn't expect. Sorry.
doez cool backflip in screen!
▲did more people touch the bug zapper while i was gone what the fuck?▼ ▲Seriously it's crazy how that thing works so well on trolls▼
How generous of you to share.
I have my shit together. [She lied]
> you'd need to be fated to play the game 1n the f1r2t place wh1ch 12 act1vely up 1n the a1r then you'd need to f1nd at lea2t one other per2on to play the game w1th you (two 12 the ab2olute m1n1mum amount of people you can play 2BURB/2GRUB w1th, 1'd per2onally reccomend a b1gger party, becau2e 2ome player a2pect2 are requ1red 1n order to beat the game (t1me and 2pace), although th12 2houldn't be an 122ue 1f you're 2omehow aware of your/ your comrade2'2 cla22pect2 beforehand. <
i'm. so fuxcking high #substance https://i.postimg.cc/TP1pDKv5/IMG-3414.jpg
S0metimes i w0nder if the v0id is l00king back. Then I h0pe it isn't,--because my p0sture right n0w is entirely indefensible. Alth0ugh I--d0 spend f0urteen h0urs a day staring int0--it; a little recipr0city is 0nly p0lite.
4/10
in need of pets not for any reason in particular though :)
seems like broads novwanights dont understand hovw to make a wvalue proposition. i aint gonna put in effort if you aint. if im doing a buncha vwork just for the *chance* you might put out, im being suckered. theres gotta be some quid pro quo, some tits for tat, yknovw? #nsfvw
I wøke up and t)(øug)(t "I miss t)(em sø fucking muc)(" t)(en brøke døwn crying.
they cant stop my white ass from dancing but they can certainly try
[ tsopeu94v oT ]
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I know how computers work. I am many years old. If you block me you'd miss out on the sage wisdom of a much more experienced career criminal.
Haven't had anyone over for anything other than hookups for a while... It's actually kind of nice. #suggestive
BITCH THAT'S MY COOKIE, THAT'S MY JUICE.