Sir J. Solner
@titanicWarden
Sir Jagwas Solner. Proudly dedicated ♥️ of Lady Temora Kalnia, Overseer and Warden of the Crashton Penal colonies. ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
X How many boss? #violence x
#nowplaying - My Way - Troll Frank Sinatra
In Celebration Of Today I Will Be SMoking A 12g Kief Blunt That’s Been Rolled In Hash Oil And Live Rosin #substance
I’M IMpressed By What I’ve Seen Already. #fightnight
I’ve Been InforMed By A Certain Degenerate That There’s A Fight Night Happening? Can Anyone ConfirM? #fightnight
I can confirm.
There are many strong opponents. I just left myself and can confirm it was quite a show. I believe it is still occuring.
I Was Told To Get On Here And Reveal My Height By Callie Mallie So Here It Is: 12’10” Without My Horns, 15’3” With My Horns.
I'd Believe That You're 5'3" With Your Horns.
I Love Hearing TeMora Say “honey We Have A ProbleM For You To Deal With.”
A Gentle ReMinder That If You Are AMongst The “short” People Not To Feel Bad. You Have The Benefits Of Being Able To Hide And Fit Into Places Better.
Also I Doubt You’ve Fallen Through An Entire HivesteM CoMplex Because You Weigh Too Much. Which Is SoMething I Have Done.
there’s benefits to being tall your easier to spot with the added surface area bonus for ease of stabbing
it’s not a threat on your life. because if it was i probably wouldn’t have told you like an idiot if i do want you gone
How Are You All So SMall?
I’d RecoMMend Against Such Actions, My Beloved Is Very Much A Fan Of My Height.
/)h thank g/)g ur just a rand/)m rich dude like the /)ther vi/)lets /)n this site
Today, I Shot A Rather Large Fish. #violence
SoMeone Parked Illegally Outside My Office Today. So I Lifted Their Buggy Up Over My Shoulder And Carried It Six Blocks Down The Street! Ahahahahaha
Honey I Think You’re Leaving Out The Part That Explains Why There’s A Burning Buggy In The Middle Of The Street Six Blocks From Your Office.
Good Morning Everyone, Rise And Grind.
i am rise and kissing #someone #heknowswhoheis
#nowplaying - Mighty Mighty Troll - Troll Roy Brown
Breaking News: It Took This Paint Six Hours To Dry.
I’M So Fucking Bored Jegus Fucking Ghrist I Miss Being The EMpress’s Personal GoddaMn Hound Of War. If I Had Known The AfterMath Of The Civil War Would Have Been So Fucking Boring I Would Have Actually Sided With The IMperials, AMelip’s Trident As A Trophy Was Not Worth This Shit. #violence
Today, I Saw A Hot Air Balloon. It Has Been The Highlight Of Today. I Shall Now Back Read The Feed To See What Wondrous Things You’ve All Been Up To.
well... the hot air balloon sounds cool!
Does Anyone Want To Join Me At The Firing Range? I Need To Test Fire My New 88MM Rifle And Figured We Could Make A Gathering Of It.
i wuld but sum fuker stole my girl.. i need 2 blow sum steam :////
So For No Caliber Related Inquiries What Blood Caste Was The Mate Thief?
i dnt kno if they even had blood? sum lil fucker dat look lik a gremlin or smth.. stole my goddamn girl.. was gonna shoot them wit her >:/
I Have Found A Bolt That Refuses To CoMe Undone Even With The Intense Strength I Put On It (i Have Rended My Largest Wrench In Half) So Now I Must Engage In The Ancient Art Of Melting It With A Blow Torch.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
Ignore Him Honey
Some weird cueball creep. Which is probably why you don’t like him.