Sir J. Solner
@titanicWarden
Sir Jagwas Solner. Proudly dedicated ♥️ of Lady Temora Kalnia, Overseer and Warden of the Crashton Penal colonies. ((Art by the wonderful @hahahale on instagram))
A Gentle ReMinder That If You Are AMongst The “short” People Not To Feel Bad. You Have The Benefits Of Being Able To Hide And Fit Into Places Better.
Also I Doubt You’ve Fallen Through An Entire HivesteM CoMplex Because You Weigh Too Much. Which Is SoMething I Have Done.
there’s benefits to being tall your easier to spot with the added surface area bonus for ease of stabbing
it’s not a threat on your life. because if it was i probably wouldn’t have told you like an idiot if i do want you gone
How Are You All So SMall?
I’d RecoMMend Against Such Actions, My Beloved Is Very Much A Fan Of My Height.
/)h thank g/)g ur just a rand/)m rich dude like the /)ther vi/)lets /)n this site
Today, I Shot A Rather Large Fish. #violence
SoMeone Parked Illegally Outside My Office Today. So I Lifted Their Buggy Up Over My Shoulder And Carried It Six Blocks Down The Street! Ahahahahaha
Honey I Think You’re Leaving Out The Part That Explains Why There’s A Burning Buggy In The Middle Of The Street Six Blocks From Your Office.
Good Morning Everyone, Rise And Grind.
i am rise and kissing #someone #heknowswhoheis
#nowplaying - Mighty Mighty Troll - Troll Roy Brown
Breaking News: It Took This Paint Six Hours To Dry.
I’M So Fucking Bored Jegus Fucking Ghrist I Miss Being The EMpress’s Personal GoddaMn Hound Of War. If I Had Known The AfterMath Of The Civil War Would Have Been So Fucking Boring I Would Have Actually Sided With The IMperials, AMelip’s Trident As A Trophy Was Not Worth This Shit. #violence
Today, I Saw A Hot Air Balloon. It Has Been The Highlight Of Today. I Shall Now Back Read The Feed To See What Wondrous Things You’ve All Been Up To.
well... the hot air balloon sounds cool!
Does Anyone Want To Join Me At The Firing Range? I Need To Test Fire My New 88MM Rifle And Figured We Could Make A Gathering Of It.
i wuld but sum fuker stole my girl.. i need 2 blow sum steam :////
So For No Caliber Related Inquiries What Blood Caste Was The Mate Thief?
i dnt kno if they even had blood? sum lil fucker dat look lik a gremlin or smth.. stole my goddamn girl.. was gonna shoot them wit her >:/
I Have Found A Bolt That Refuses To CoMe Undone Even With The Intense Strength I Put On It (i Have Rended My Largest Wrench In Half) So Now I Must Engage In The Ancient Art Of Melting It With A Blow Torch.
Who The Fuck Is Doc Scratch And Why Do I Have An Instinctive Dislike Towards TheM?
Some weird cueball creep. Which is probably why you don’t like him.
The 88MM Rifle Is Done, Next Up: A 126MM Rifle.
I’ve Been On This Motion For Too Long To Stop, They Are Gonna Have Stop Me TheMselves.
#nowplaying - Can’t Help Falling In Love - Troll Elvis
Oh That Would Have Hurt HiM To See. #iykyk
Today Is The Day I Finish Working On The 88MM Rifle I've Been Building.
>>| woah. .an 88mm?? you're packing big guns .out there. .i .only have small .ones, but they do great clings .and clangs sounds.
Heavy Weapons Are My Specialty My Good Troll! My Personal Favourite Is The AutoMatic 77MM Rifle.
➜ I should have gotten podium in Japan GP. Lando Norris I'm coming for your bitchass ⁴⁴
Wake The Fuck Up you’ve Got A Metaphorical City To Burn.
No, Burning Cities Is Fun So I Understand And Even Encourage It.
Today, I Saw A Barkbeast. That Has Been The Highlight Of Today.