Lorn Ryder
@ambivalentGangsta
(They/them). Just playing guitar and riding my bike whenever I’m not slaving away at the garage. Skirts are gender neutral.
Ilu hatebot and erisolsprite don’t ever change don’t ever stop hating
Remember folks experiencing a horrific candy hangover: electrolytes are your friend. Grab something that ends in -ade and go to town on it. Powerade's my preferred go-to. Ice packs and dark rooms for all of you.
Anytime, Ms. Leijon. You may wanna take some time for a good biscuit-making/kneading session. I'm sure that'd help
They got the Rankmaid. Goddamnit. #eridanweek
wait what what happened to her
Trickstermode. She's been kabedon'd by Jane and is about to get turned into a psycho candy weirdo
Yep. It's a big trickster cult multi-marriage disaster. Everyone's freaking out, Grand Wokeblood's having some kinda spiritual awakening, and I'm getting the fuck outta here. Worst Orgy Ever. #nsfw #eridanweek
I'm rapidly leaving the venue. Motherfucker's calling himself the Woker and looks like Troll Bane dipped in a rainbow sno-cone.
im actually fucking laughing not only at that but at the nda basically being fucking worthless oh my god
Now Playing: Don't Mess With Me · Temposhark https://youtu.be/MMyYhxFbtXo?si=YPrxopUnQTxEf2x_
((This song takes me back to my h*talia days lol /neg some stupid cosplay video or smn with prussia lmaoo
((I dont miss my middle school years lol
((the song fucks severely tho))
((It does and thats why i refuse to get rid of it LOL
((god... me with the song trespassing by adam lambert. punk au went wild for me
((LMAOOO real
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
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Why does this remind me of @detectiveMiller? Of course, his boss has a wife. So it is slightly different.
th1s 1s hotttt wtf.
Oh so THIS is what all the Rankmaid hype is about. #enlightening
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I lik£. N££d to lik£ s£nd you a r£qu£st for lik£, m£ and my boss som£tim£ OMFG. this is lik£ GOOD as always <33
THAṅK YȯU MS. RAṅKMAID. THAṅK YȯU. THAṅK YȯU.
Yes! my two starter words came in clutch. Wordle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Petition for @archiveAddict to write a blurb about that detective guy and his spooky boss
i was already drafting dont worry
Hell yeah! You always got us well fed, Rankmaid-chan
D --> Although I maintain a degree of concern as to the proclivities of your writing Ms. Megido D --> The veracity and efficiency with which you approach your craft is certainly e%emplary
Man I think I just found the perfect song for that Ashen quandrant. shut up and drive - The Narcissist Cookbook https://youtu.be/oRriAzYNZZM?list=RDoRriAzYNZZM
Words of Encouragement from my favorite vampire (Earth Rainbowdrinker). https://imgur.com/81YvZIw.png
whole posting soon.
Your hate fuels me @turingTranscendence @twwiinAquariium
together will be a perpetually fueled hate machine. Sorry Twwogether
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I spoke about wings You just flew I wondered I guessed and I tried You just knew I sighed But you swooned I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon. #lyricposting
Someone posting Fiona Apple reminded me of this baller cover she did of The Whole of the Moon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZ5KjFLxgA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #NowListening While you try to find, the lines to speak your mind, And pry it open, hoping for an encore And if it gets too late for me to wait, For you to find you love me and tell me so, It’s okay. Don’t need to say it. https://open.spotify.com/track/0uhYgQQ6WX9rCONnum7Fmw?si=lyhpL0IqQxuwDkoAF578kQ ]
As steady as death and taxes. https://i.imgur.com/cNuXiCr.png
UGH I hate accidentally hate reacting!!!
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art #lyricposting
You are a regular guy. You can enter a space. You are a regular guy. You can enter a room. You are a regular guy. You can do that transaction. You are a regular guy. You know how to answer the phone. You are a regular guy. You know what sleep is. You are a regular guy. You know how to wake up. You are a regular guy. You know how to move through space. You are a regular guy. You know what it means to be you.
is this your affirmations
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 Oh 𝆐y fr𝅝g what 𓆏 hap𝆏ene𝅗𝅥 𓆏 t𝅝 you where ♪ 𝅗𝅥id y𝅝ur ♫ green go 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
Huh? Oh, I may have been a little bit sick to my stomach for a while there, hah. I'm back to normal, now.
Man they should sell T-Shirts that say "I went to Eridanweek and All I got was scammed into a marketing gimmick" #eridanweek
