

Lorn Ryder
@ambivalentGangsta
(They/she/he in that order). Just playing guitar and riding my bike whenever I’m not slaving away at the garage or 7-11. Skirts are gender neutral. Bard of Space. (avatar picrew by Maddle_art)
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒊ — @ambivalentGangsta Lorn Ryder Lorn Ryder. … Bottom Text. That’s it! That’s the Intro! You’re welcome, Folks. Crimedoers. Crimenotdoers. Destroyers. People, horned and not horned. Hummus and Trolns. (What) Anywhomst’nt’ve, Let’s Take A Gander at Lorn Ryder! (CROWD CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) (That’s a lot of Exclamation Marks) (A Hundred Caegars to whoever counts them All!) Lorn is a people person. An OUTWARD AND HUMOROUS PERSON at that. They hold a lax, friendly and collected attitude, often unshaken by the whims of others. She is infinitely patient with everybody, a vital emotional regulator and a soft skill as… *gulp*, a ⒎/⒈⒈ worker. (My condolences for having a job. I’m a Chud-in-Training.) She has a hardworking attitude and knows how to work with people in general. After all, Lorn has experienced worse than being yelled at by some grumpy old coot. (This isn’t necessarily EXPRESSED in her platform, but—you just know, You Know? You played The Game. That Changes People!) Her posts are a constant response to the algorithm and friends alike, extending his questions and ventures for a GREATER AUDIENCE. A Classic Refrain——don’t forget to take your meds; does anyone (⒈) want something from the Store? This GENRE OF PEOPLE is what I like to call the Comfort Conduits: people who absorb and reflect the care they are given. And, in a different sort of light, Lorn is capable of responding FLIPPANTLY, perhaps POINTEDLY (see: Literally Every Interaction With Lord English). Caring about people comes as easily as breathing to him, a constant in those BOUND BY SPACE, but this shows to be a curiosity in her case. More on this shortly. So as we all know, kindness is the easiest way to engage and connect with people on a social platform. The need for social approval in a space where it’s hard to be recognized for who they are. Lorn is naturally attuned to the feelings of others, but this sort of continual altruism can be costly to the actor. What does it mean to proffer a helping hand without expecting a reward? This is where I hope I don’t perturb you, reader: ALTRUISM IS, IN TRUTH, A SOCIAL CONTRONYM. Every altruistic act is in a way a selfish act, given that the social actor—Lorn, in this case—works in their own interests, experiencing her world in the way that he wants to. Like all of us, we desire control over our situation, and even without the intention to, we subsequently shape the people around us. This fosters a feedback loop: consolidating our image, ushering interactions from people, and shifting how you pose in the metaphorical mirror. It’s a constant response to our algorithm. The algorithm rewards toxicity in the same way it rewards positivity, and Lorn takes advantage of this, though this isn’t done entirely consciously. THIS IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM UNHEALTHINESS, for the record! And I don’t MEAN TO DEMEAN ALTRUISM, but these are necessary angles to understand selflessness and how to make the most of it. But what about Lorn, the person? Moreover, the person disambiguated from their acts of service? The branching attitude from self to others is CENTRAL TO HIS IDENTITY—this is the best way to feel like a person, or at least the easiest way——but what about her alone? Maybe there is an okayness in being Just Lorn, a disinterest in being a person that isn’t tenderly watching over the people they care about. Situating oneself in the interests of other people—-his closest approximation of what they want/need—-is not only out of fascination but an ease in understanding them over herself. After all, it isn’t easy to describe yourself when you’ve nestled yourself in a CONCEPTUAL LIMBO. Unflappability coincides with working a job, a slow avenue to death, but also a way of keeping his mind off things as a whole. Arguably this aligns with their painstaking attitude to work, picking ↑ the pace and slack where others are falling behind. It’s tiring, but it’s OK in the end. Because if it isn’t, that’s when things FALL APART. This is where I believe their aspect comes into play to reveal the format of her SELF-SCHEMA. The plight of the Bard is that they shadow their opposite aspect, which obfuscates the self more than anything else. Destroyer classes struggle with this sort of SELF-CONCEPTUALIZATION. What I find most peculiar is how Lorn manages to balance both TIME and SPACE as elements to her identity, rather than one (⒈) being a shell to the other. (I guess this is where the ambivalence comes from, LOL!) Lorn has permitted the destruction of space, but this appears to usher in a fount of OPPORTUNITY than RAVAGE. As a person and as a concept, Lorn doesn’t wear Time like a carapace to break out of but a second skin. The repeating theme of Just Doing His Part reflects their spatial awareness, having everything in its → place while also working actively to keep things that way. What does this mean to you? BEHOLD! The part where I 🗨 about YOU, to YOU (I hope): so, you care A LOT, LOT *LOT* about people. We’re all defined by these meaningful interactions. It envelops a major part of your SELFHOOD, but there are times where you use it to obscure than embrace. I hope you’re not taking a crowdmember seat in the Peanut Gallery of your own life. There’s a reason why you have destroyed, and that (I believe) boils ↓ to the way you were brought. (It’s not in my place to say much on this aspect, but I know someone (⒈) who has been indoctrinated at youth when I see one.) Don’t fear the destruction you have brought/will bring. Not like I think you don’t! It’s meant to be a good thing, a weapon of change, a Space you must first Break to then Discover. You know, kind of like a Geode, LOL. In the end, ensure you find yourself in the spaces you build to shelter people. And for Pete’s Sake, PLEASE take your own advice! (I don’t even know a Pete——naming other people shows how Earnest I’m being!) SEE ALSO: SOLOMON’S PARADOX, SOCIAL CONDITIONING/SOCIAL ROLE THEORY, THE ‘REWARD’ OF ALTRUISM, ALTRUISM AS A WHOLE, EMPATHY, PROSOCIAL MOTIVATION. (CLASSPECT: BARD OF SPACE! Beckons destruction of space. Patience incarnate. Lorn is doing their best to keep this palatable to your digital tastebuds. ♥ yourself the way you ♥ others. I’ve said enough.) Lorn Ryder. The Person. The Myth. The Legend. FOLLOW HIM!!! I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE (⒈)! #gandertag #food #thepolicyofinteraction #chicken #thebard #born #altruistictendencies

*finger pokes* Eowyn? Please? #chittrlotRcasting

There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute There's a bunch of fuckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute You're surrounded by vampires, and you don't know what to do But it's worse than that because these Draclias, they know the flute -Tom Cardy #lyricposting

Christ alive I'm such a fuckin dunce

Aw yeah it’s #tavrostuesday! Time to make some vegan tacos!

hell yeah puttin some chocolate chips in these lil flat fluffy fuckers :D

you know. I think I'm gonna make some pancakes.


I ain't sharin my playlist because I just put that bitch on shuffle and pray Weird Al don't come on lmao #dashtrend #suggestive i guess

⧃ FIGHT NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT. All caps for attention. #FightNight hours are going to be altered a bit going forward. It will now happen from 2 to 9 (EST). This is a few less hours, but at the same time, a lot less time for me to devote to not doing my actual job on Thursdays. Otherwise, everything will be the same.

Man...I didn't expect to check my chittr and then get reminded of dying on the ol' quest bed. Think I'll log off again for a bit.

You got someone you have beef with? Take it out in FIGHT NIGHT! You just wanna throw down with a pitchmate or a buddy? TAKE IT TO FIGHT NIGHT! Fight Night! Happening now! https://msparp.chat/fight_night_2_the_refightening

we're talking handles? heh the "Gangsta" part is from a time when I was younger and thought I was hot shit. ambivalent is just cos...well I kinda am? I've had this handle since I made a pesterchum when I was like 16.

No nuh uh. Dead By Daylight killers on here now????

What are YOU doin' for #TavrosTuesday? I'm makin' vegan tamales!

I know Casper already said somethin about it, but I full agree. Call me "the Woker" but like...the Wojack shit is really cringe and has some seriously shitty origin points to it. like racist 4chan origins. Idk why we're still using them let alone doin' a quiz about them. Just my 2 cents before I gotta drop someone off and head to work.

Youtube =c=omments on musi=c= are so ass. it's always either "who's here in [3 sweeps ago]" or talking about a show/game/whatever the song was used in

hello are you at phone? (yes it's true, yes it's true) Are you the girl of the love? (yes I am a girl) I love you and feel groove (I love you too) I want the sex on the phone (I am so alone in the night) goodbye (goodbye) And tonight, I will never die (that is good to me as well as that) #lyricposting #Krisgotmelisteningtoitnow #nsfw?

I Want You To Want Me I Need You To Need Me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin you to beg me... -Cheap Trick

hey @aeneasCaldarium are you familiar with bonesmashing?

Man #fightnight was so fuckin fun, y'all really gotta go in person if you can. Hell if you can't I'll help ya get there, just message me next week/wipe.











