eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
just the reason youre all still alivve i guess no big deal (youre wwelcome) ocean litterers dni
remember to chitt #imcoming to #eridanwweek
https://i.postimg.cc/sD23wZgL/image-2026-04-04-022049250.png bwh
I LOVE MY NEW HUSBAND ERIGAN AND MY NEW WIPE MEENBAH && I LUV EVERY1 I MARRIGIED 2NITE & I LOVE MARTIBIS & I LOVE THE RACKMAID & I LOUV CALLIOPEEE AND JANE & I LOVE RENOLUTIONARRY GIRL! NEVADA! YUSSSSSS #IWANTCAMDY #IWANTCANDY #ERIGANWEEK #ERIDANWEANN #ERIGDAANWEEK #ERIDANWEEP #ERIDANWEEK
And here we see a other victim in denial. Someone should make a novel on trickster logic.
LOV-E YOU TOO GILL!!!!
#substance
im not gonna lie you guys i think everybody here has turned into a nightmare candy rainbow exorcism flashbang supreme except for me and im beginning to think i probably should have read the waivers i was signing when we were riding the airship out here except its too late now because its the middle of the desert and everybodys macking on each other and all i have is this phone and this questionable bottle of vodka #eridanweek #iwantcandy #substance
♯kill ♯everyone
i would zap in there and help you get out but i did not RSVP in time. i am not allowed in!
id llike to say that i woulld come rescue you but im not wallking through the desert so instead you shall simplly have my sympathies. good lluck human boy dont drink the substance. #substance #eridanweek
trust me dude save yourself stay right where you are its for the better this stuff spreads faster than zombies during the apocalypse
its ok man i accept your sympathies im still on the fence about the substance but youre probably right its very likely a bad idea everyone here is just talking at the top of their lungs and its kind of overwhelming
thats why i dont even go to NORMAL big events usually. all that noise? no thanks. weird possiblly supernaturall drugs? im good lloll.
supposedly today was supposed to be a smaller group at a smaller venue under less deadly circumstances silly me for taking the bait i suppose although i can at least confirm that it appears to be less deadly in comparison less overwhelming though i dont know about that one
https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It can't be that bad. ]
man they rly girded the lawyer loins up 4 this one lmfao
- Hi, Eridan Ammpora! 👋😆 Sure! Anything for you, bro! I mmean, Eridan Ammpora, fromm #EridanWeek. I, personally, amm a HUGE fan of signing contracts fromm mmy superiors without reading themm. So this will take mme 2-3 standard Alternian seconds. 😌
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
omf..... the rankmaid r u gonna be ok???? :((( we can send jane over 2 help heal u up!
the indigobloods from the rumble are the nurses so im actually ok ^0^
thii2 ii2 the 2iingular mo2t 2tre22ful thiing ii have 2een iin a good whiile. have a 2wiift recovery.
i wish you were here! >0<
Sending you all my healing energy forrr a swift recofurrry!!! 👉🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏥❤️🩹 Mew Mew Kissy Cutie Get Well Soon B333AAAM! mew~ 💖✨
o wait? thats actually AWESOME :D glad to hear it!!! #GetUrSTRONGHealzOn #DootDootDooDooDoot #PretendThatsThatPkmnCenterJingle
oh my god, who did this to you.
My voice is gone today. Screamed too loud at #EridanWeek.
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
maddie i cant believe we didnt get any pictures together before the bomb went off 0n0
this picture is absolutely incredible
It's okay!!! Once I get my charred stuffing replaced and you heal furrrom your burns, we should meet up sometime and snap a pic! mew~ 💖✨
:33 < H33h33, this is a wonderfurr picture!! Thank mew so much for taking it!
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
🍌- SORRY LITTLE GUY I just went and turned it into a pile of RUBBLE and STUFF!!!
(Uh) Happy Palm Friday, baby - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i will say some of you are debbying down more than usual and its really decimating the vibe of #eridanweek
dont make me get unfunny about it dont make me reference the old text https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7740ec73b240.jpeg
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
[YOUR INVE$TMENT PORTFOLIO I$ IN THE -100000! HOW MU#H MORE MONEY #AN YOU LO$E BY INVE$TING IN THE$E $T↑ID FU#KING #OIN$]
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
[I WANNA $EE YOUR #ARD GETTING DENIED AT TROLLMART AFTER PUR#HA$ING A $INGLE BAG OF #HIP$!!!]
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
[I WOULDNT WANT #HIP$ TOU#HED BY YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE #HUDY FINGER$!]
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
[TALK ABOUT LEAD YOU $EEM TO BE PLENTY $URROUNDED BY IT $EEMING THAT YOU #AN'T FORM A #OHERENT $ENTEN#E!!!!!!]
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
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Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
:33 < does your event have more grubburgers? :33 < if given the choice betw33n candy and meat... :33 < well i like sw33ts but gimme the meat any day!
oh. that looks yummy!
Okay now i know anyone who shows up to this is stupid
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
And kind of like an olive garden.
Yes, the odor was wretched.
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
You're welcome.
DIED AT #ERIDANWEEK. BUT I LIVED AGAIN BITCH.
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
WWe should just rename this to #rankmaidwweek to be honest.
considering she rechitted the post from the guy who nuked you i think shes ok
