eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me | opinions expressed herein are mine alone etc
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
blocklist cleared wwe die like men
ERIDIRKJAKE IS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!! LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUM8LE!!!!!!!! #hype #rum8leindapumpkinpatch #rum8le #2princes1page #1ring #LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO
I dunno how to feel about these tags.
Do you want people hyping up your rum8les or not? I missed the first one, so I'm excited, okay????????
You're sending some real mixed messages regarding this whole event, English.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
all you got to do is showw up and myriad wwonders wwill be yours to enjoy
my brother i am you if u could open ur eyes and see that wwe had a vveil hung ovver us and the vveil wwas a strange feudalistic mess that servved only to perpetuate child soldiers
wwhats wwrong wwith child soldiers child soldiers are paradox spaces preferred candidates for godhood from wwhat i can tell
Still have to fight me and you're out getting oiled up with Twink 1 and Twink 2?
FACT CHECK: CONFIRMED. BY REAL ALTERNIAN PATRIOTS.
HE'S ENGAGED IN #WARCORRESPONDENCE AND #BATTLEFIELDJOURNALISM. AND #YAOISTUDIES. YOU HAVE YOUR POUND OF FLESH IN TIME.
You wanna go first?
i havve yet to see evven one caegar from redglare in exchange for my participation in that upcomin scrum but loww key i am gettin the point that ill just go do it for fun but then also i aint exactly been houndin her so i should probably touch base
HAA HAA. I'M A LOT OF DEPLORABLE THINGS. BUT I'M NOT STUPID! YOU WON'T CATCH ME DEAD. IN A FAIR FIGHT. WITH A BLUE BITCH. ON HER HOME TURF.
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Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
alright FINE i wwill finally clear up all misapprehensions and mysteries and revveal that i am The Thaumaturge it is me #outglutmasquerade #fitcheck #truthnuke https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c64b10ab04c5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc95376794e.png
Fuck. I can't believe it. I was so thoroughly fooled. You truly are a master of disguise.
↘️hhhhnggg i will require time to↘️ ↘️tyype mythoughts professionalky.↘️
:o) A very handsome look, Mr. Ampora.
all these machinations got me feelin like the vviolet arsène lupinn
:33 < i got the vibe that the thaumaturge was a real protector type and maidling was designed for servitude. so they were an inwardly spiraling cycle of service to one another!
wwait true and maid x prince is near penultimate in its status among pairin archetypes wwho wwas the maidling
tHANKS FOR THE DANCE LAST NIGHT, eHEHEHE,
oh my fuckin god THAT WAS YOU??????????
↗️I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ATTEND TO MY REGULAR POSTING, DUE TO A REGULARLY SCHEDULED #EMPLOYEEMEETING REGARDING THE NATURE OF OUR↗️ ↘️i am holding in the contents of my rumination chamber when i say this, it is so disgusting↘️ ↗️EMPLOYEE BENEFITS.↗️ ↘️open enrollment began.↘️ ↗️AND LIKE ANY DEDICATED MARKETORTURER AND ELITE EMPLOYEE↗️ ↘️i denied any kind of exterior compensation or health coverage.↘️ ↗️A TRUE, STALWART DESKJOCKEY DOES NOT NEED A PPO WITH DENTAL AND VISION.↗️ ↘️he only needs a bulb on the market and dedication steeled into his thickened pan.↘️ ↗️BEHOLD, A MEME TO OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH, TO EXCUSE MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec59f25ff448.jpg ↘️
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
Posting #hole for #sinfulsunday. #nsfw? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bb8b14d4a57.jpg
COMPUTER. make the mother fucking cream in this wicked image. PURPLE.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
Oh, pretty cool beam.
EXCELLENT BEAM ATTACK. AND THE SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN PEACE AND FREEDOM. YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST. AND DEATH BEAM ATTACK IS YOUR BRUSH. FIVE STARS. NO NOTES.
your feedback means evverythin fef
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
gREAT HOLE,
↗️GET OFF OF MY ADORATION POST.↗️
holy shit
wwhat is your opinion about my hole
good mornin postin hole soon
Good morning!!! 38D Can't wait for #)(ole!
GET A GRIP, MAN. For corn's sake, stay your hand!!!
there is no stoppin this noww ivve already done the necessary prep all thats left is to execute
Unreal Heiress, don't let me see it.
hole just dropped
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
LMAO #heardthat #davastjoke
i LIKE, pROSPIT }:)
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
kudos!
ME. AND WHAT OF IT.
rankmaid demands hole and hole she shall receivve
エリダンには百八十センチの穴に入って欲しい。
:o) Excellent.
you too big boy! 0u0
i am not posting that on the fucking timeline but feel free to contact me privately.
:o) I have to maintain :o) #MyImage
:o) So testy... :o) So hostile! when have i ever been known to do a motherfuckin' thing like that?
Su8mission 16: alright wwho do you think wwins: mindfang AND dualscar teamin up wwith his honora8le tyranny under her thrall or you (alone, no holds 8arred) My response: Anonymous Poster, you must surely misunderstand how dangerous individuals such as these tend to oper8. Mindfang and Dualscar were creatures of app8ite. Al8eit, 8rilliant a times. They could 8e c8astrophically charismatic, violent, the8rical, manipul8ive, and possessed enough mutual toxicity to desta8ilize regions of the ocean through their interpersonal drama alone. They inspired loyalty through spectacle and fear. 8ut, we must understand the impetus of this discussion. If the o8jective is survival, I would survive. If the o8jective is conquest, I would eventually win. If the o8jective were to leave them 8oth psychologically devast8ed, suspicious of one another, and trapped in a catastrophic spiral of mutual recrimin8ion? Well. Let's just say, dear poster... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6ce153167f9.png https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
wwait i didnt evven realize i broke 20k kult last night fuck yes the epoch of eridan is goin so strong howw shall i celebrate this glorious milestone my loathsome parasocial cohort
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cull yourself?
cull myself yourself cowward
How does one achieve such high stats in the parasocial game, I must know
one must simply post
Fuck let me write that down, let me write that down.
Become an angel investor for a tech startup. Also, lose the shorts. - MC Oleana
can you celebrate by doing a wwizard photo shoot wwith me
lose my shorts yourself cowward
hrnn no wwait yes yes i shall
[ >EACH AND EVERY NIGHT I SEE YE ALL MOPING AND YEARNING AND POSTING THINE UNCOUTH DESIRES THIS IMAGE COMETH TO MIND HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/16/IMAGEC12F135C74469067.PNG_ ]
fuck yes my badge count growws
https://i.ibb.co/fVZzNGRk/image.png How you look talking about some shit like "badge count."
but the implication
that is exactly wwhat i look like my kiddie camper handysash is filled to fuckin burstin wwith accolades and powwer ups elevvatin me to feats a strength youd nevver imagine
NOR IS IT WHAT I IMPLIED!!! KEEP YOUR NASTY FUCKING IMPLICATIONS AWAY FROM ME, I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT THE ENTIRE 'BADGE' THING IS WAY TOO FUCKING MASTURBATORY AND EGOTISTICAL!
i suppose i shall havve to conjure up a wwizardly fit noww per my pact wwith @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
explain wwhy they look awwesome then
defo and keep in mind the long ass beard is a must
YUSSSSSSS
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/S4GG2XLS/IMG-5258.GIF CHOTTO MATTE. GOING BACK IN TIME. TO PULL TROLL TRENT REZNOR. BACK WHEN HE LOOKED LIKE THIS. #MOSTCRITICALMISSIONOFMYENTIRELIFE #NSFW?
i think she ought to havve surgery done to further uncomplicate direct communication betwween her wwretched think pan and our collectivve online experience here on chittr.ing
>>| that's hot.
DID YOU MAYBE FORGET. THAT I DON'T FUCKING WORK FOR YOU. AS EVIDENCED BY THE BEAUTIFUL BALLS IN MY DISPLAY NAME. THAT YOU ARE SORELY LACKING. RUN ALONG AND PLAY. DON'T YOU HAVE UNDERPERFORMING MES TO MICROMANAGE. THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALPHAS. OF TIMELINE. POWER LEVEL. AND REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY ALIKE.
it seems you believve im wworried about the desires of a glorified table stickball themed fuckin larvval sac thats inferior evven to the OTHER glorified table stickball themed larvval sac wwhich wwe all wwatched get loww diffed not so long ago so many layers a wweakslime here man
oh jggmnygdh
I HAVE ABSOLuTELY NO PROBLEMS. WITH HER WHORING. IF ANYTHING. IT BETTER CuLTIVATES THE RuINOuS WAKE. OF A FuTuRE I HAVE PROPHECIED. BY MY OWN BITCHING CLAW HANDS. WHICH CLEAVE THROuGH THE FABRIC. OF SPACE TIME. DISCONTINuuM. IN FAVOR. OF A PARADOXICAL ASSWHOOPING. SO HARD. A GRANDFATHER WOuLD FEEL THE BOOTSTRAPS. BEFORE HE IS EVEN BORN. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. @handMaid TINY MINISKIRTS. AND MEGA SKIRTS OF PROFESSIONAL COuRTESY. AND TROLLIAN DECENCY. SHOuLD ABSOLuTELY BE EXPECTED. ESPECIALLY FOR MY OWN. PERSONAL. AMuSEMENT. YOu SICK. TWISTED. uNPERVERT.
INSTANT BITCHMADE NOODLES. SIXTY SECONDS OR LESS. THIS IS WHY YOuR SERVICE. REMAINS ACCEPTABLY EXCEPTIONAL. HOST AS YOu ARE. EVEN TO COMPLAINT.
I am proud to serve. I am your excellent host forever and always. Until my death.
[ >MANY MAY ASK, "WIZARD, ART THOU REPULSE-ED BY THE MERE MENTION OF AFTER-DAWN BEHAVIORS? OF THOUGHTS SO UNCOUTH IT WOULD MAKETH AN IMPERIAL DRONE BLUSH? OF ACTS BEST SUITED TO HEDONISTIC SALACIOUS CLUBS AND WITHIN THE CONFINES OF ONES RESPITEBLOCK?" AND TO WHICH I ANSWER, NAY, NAY AT ALL. HOWEVER, THE WIZARD DOTH THINKETH THE FREQUENCY AT WHICH SOME OF YE ALL POST ABOUT IT CORRELATETH WITH HOW LITTLE THOU "GET LAID" AS IT WERE. FOOD FOR THOUGHT, PUTETH THAT IN THINE CAULDRON AND LET IS SIMMER. AND WHAT MAY THAT SAY ABOUT I, THE WIZARD? WHOM RARELY IF AT ALL POSTETH ABOUT MINE INNER DEEPER DARKER DESIRES? I SHALL LET YE DRAW THINE OWN CONCLUSIONS, A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS ITS SECRETS. #NSFW?_ ]
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just had a quick scry about this sentiment for confirmation wwith the noble court of horrorterrors in the furthest ring and they said "type shit" #owwned #thaumaturgistsstaywwinnin