eridan ampora
@caligulasAquarium
CSO @ crockercorp & prince of hope | actual real wwizard | orphaner (formerly) | your favvorite antagonist (currently and alwways) | peruse #fitcheck for pics of me
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
wwizard beam
#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
B33 < damn nyall buried the hatchet aftpurr the war p hard huh
it wwas really less an eridani battle royale and more the council a eridans vvs all rogue eris so naturally our camaraderie remains steadfast and true
B33 < oh i s33 B33 < i missed that lore lmeow
horrifically hopemogged
this is kinda cute tbh
the PREFERRED nomenclature is #adorabloodthirsty thank you vvery fuckin much
they quake wwhen wwe enter and they tremble wwhen wwe wwalk and by they i mean all ye hopeless bitches trying to swwim in the same streams as us three do yourselvves a favvor and leavves the important matters to the eridans wwho knoww wwhat is wwhat
put your slugs awway i aint evven had my scaldin bean fluid yet
your what.
Y0u're grumpy cause y0u g0t the m0rning wiggles huh #nsfw
"coffee"
now. whats that.
i. dont know. any coffee.
you cant provve that
im not your fuckin lusus look up either term provvided instead a makin it my problem you fleabitten mongrel
#erichuds
wwhat people dont appreciate about me is that wwhen you boil it dowwn i am literally nice
whatre a few #nice things youve done lately
-O-O-kay, I trust y-o-o-u implicitly starting right n-o-o-w.
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u r!!!!
truly a good wiz
noww wwhy are wwe goin on the internet and tellin lies tonight ara
#eridanagenda #powwerscaling #debate
he would start monologuing and get riddled with stab wounds.
name one time i let theatrics get betwween me and a deathmatch obvviously in this scenario i lock in and unleash my full powwer
i mean to be honest i dont know you that well. my experience with you is mostly you trying to pawn off your dumb gun on me and getting your computer exploded by rose.
brilliant so you based your powwerscalin assessment off an interaction wwe had wwhere i wwas 1.) not a fully realized prince a hope 2.) concerned wwith objectivves other than wwinnin a death battle namely orchestratin a girlfight betwwixt you and lalonde and also literally bein nice by LETTIN YOU HAVVE MY GUN yeah argument denied im callin this one wwith one vvalid "yes he solos" and a pile a poorly reasoned "no he does not"s
argument from personal incredulity denied
Once upon a time I would have laughed in the face of this question, 8ut things have changed! I think that mangy dog-man would 8e a fine mist 8efore the fight even got particularly interesting.
death battle un-suspended so that i can kudos your apt assessment a the matter and assert that if wwe just locked in and fought the guy evverythin wwould of been ok
hMM,,, tHIS ONE IS, a THINKER i MEAN, i TRUST tEREZI'S ASSESSMENT THAT, gODTIER vRISKA, aT THAT TIME, wOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BEAT HIM THOUGH, tHAT SORT OF HINGES ON THE FACT THAT, hER DEATH WOULD'VE BEEN, hEROIC-jUST, aND FOR THE SAKE OF THIS i THINK, wE NEED TO ASSUME IF YOU WERE CULLED, iT WOULD BE THE SAME, sO,,, wELL, hIS WEAKNESS IS SLASHING ATTACKS, bECAUSE OF THE HAND THING, wHICH YOU DON'T REALLY DO, yOU ARE MOSTLY A BLASTS GUY, bY MY REMEMBRANCE, wHICH i THINK IS PRETTY MUCH, tHE WORST TH1NG TO USE AGAINST HIM, aND REALLY RANGED ATTACKS IN GENERAL, sINCE HE CAN DEFINITELY TELEPORT OUT OF THEM, iF HE CAN DODGE BULLETS HE CAN DEFINITELY, dODGE BLASTS AND, sPEED BL1TZ YOU, wHICH IS PRETTY MUCH HIS GAMEPLAN, iN GENERAL, hE JUST NEEDS TO GET 1N, aND STAB, aND YOU'RE DONE, i TH1NK YOUR BEST hOPE, eHEHE, dID YOU SEE, wHAT i DID THERE, iS TO GET INTO HIS HEAD AND, mAKE HIM EVEN MORE BLOODTHIRSTY AND FOCUSED, tHAN HE IS TO THE DETRIMENT OF, hIS METAPHORICAL PERIPHERAL VISION, sUCH THAT YOU COULD TRICK HIM INTO A FOOLISH TELEPORT IN WHICH, yOU GET HIM WHETHER OR NOT, hE TELEPORTS, iN WHICH CASE i THINK YOU COULD DISINTEGRATE HIM, bUT HE'S ALREADY PRETTY DANG, bLOODTHIRSTY, sO,,, iN A VACUUM, i GIVE YOU, 3:7 OR, wHATEVER THE NOMENCLATURE IS, yOU WIN, 30% OR WHAT HAVE YOU, pROBABLY, mAYBE,
yeah but wwhen you consider the concerted effort put forth by outside actors (lookin at YOU @scratchDoctor) in removvin me from the alpha timeline vvia subtle manipulation so i cant come through on my prevviously assigned destiny to slay the lord a angels it stands to reason im capable of advvancin to the point wwhere im loww to mid diff stompin that mangy rapscallion wwith my myriad majyykal trickery fuckery speed blitz and melee specialty be damned im not evven strictly ranged no more i evvolvved past the need for strife specibi many god tiers ago BUT the eridan pictured aint necessarily me so if wwe are talkin ordinary ascended six swweep eri wwell they wwere doomed for a reason so unless its ME!eridan i think youre bang on probably
i WAS THINK1NG, sIX SWEEPS MOSTLY AND, a RELAT1VELY NEW GODTIER, yES, i THINK THAT, aS IT STANDS NOW, aS LONG AS YOU COULD GET SOME BRAIN GHOSTS, iN THE MOMENT, tO RUN DISTRACTION AND PIN HIM DOWN, yOU'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD SHOT, eSPECIALLY WITH, wHATEVER SPELLS, i DON'T KNOW, oF WHICH YOU HAVE,
#boysnight
I don't like the it.
babyfaced once again!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so sad~.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU. #HELLOSTRANGER. #AREYOUFREETOLIGHT. #YOULOOKJUSTLIKEMYNOTHING. #HHHH.
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#wwhatdatmean
)(ey! Glad you asked. It is a smile!
Is that...? It sure is. @caligulaAscendit @timaeusTestified#0414 @centaursTurmoil. #Fincel vs. #TheWhiteMonster. You'll never guess how this match ends. See more unscripted content like the #BoysNight #LiveStream on #PlushRump. Subscribers only.
Jesus human Christ I stop paying attention to this guy for once and he’s doing insane shit again
man take this shit dowwn
Don't forget to document what happened directly after this was taken.
#SubscribersOnly. Gotta preserve the mystique.
i just n0ticed the piss
Computer, enhance. \></
eridan wwar 3: eridan amps back
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
i mean it is mainly wwhere the batteries are kept but i like wwhere your think pan is at
wwell its nice a you to share your scent related fantasies wwith us ter thanks
Awww! 38) So sweet! I am so )(appy you are back into magic again! I s)(ould visit and give you a tower warming present!
long as its not another livve laugh glub sign
It was not going to be t)(at. 38/
IS IT ERIDANS ONLY IN THERE. OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS. WHERE YOU SAY IT'S ALL BOYS. BUT IN TRUTH. YOU'VE INVITED ALL YOUR OTHER WHORES. EXCEPT FOR ME. #BOYSNIGHT #STILLBITTER.
#myspire mogs the fuck out a #yourspire
wwhat sort a honorless slug wwould i evven be to bar paradox spaces most dedicated chilly chaser from the glory of royalblood vvalhalla
DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO TURN YOUR LOCATION ON. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. #ONEGAI.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
Oh. It's not a physical competition then. ... @gutsyGumshoe Do propaganda with me anyway please?
You realize context clues only happen when there is context right? I was entirely unaware of this bracket so how could I have inferred that they were specifically competing for your favor for some reason.
i tagged it. you coulda looked through the #cronusbabeoff tag or through my account to see if, perhaps, id posted anything similar. yknowv, find some context. yeesh, its like i gotta explain ewverything to you babes.
Wow, that's you~~~~? I had assumed you were a troll, from your little horned icon~.
W)(at.
W)(AT?
-Enoug)(.
c r u s h her under your prodigious heft sista lets see that skinny lil starvvlin fold like a lawwn ring chair beneath your adipowwwwah an perhaps if youd consider me so lucky youd let me take the place a her flattened carcass i wwill covver myself in all the jelly an slip right on under wwith the greasy ease of a toady wwho spent all light brinin in an industrial sized barrel a ky wwith the intent purpose a fittin like an ovverextended g strip trapped betwween my bbww queens goddess fupa
OKAY. WELL. WE DID ALL THAT WITHOUT YOU. SO. AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. PLEASE SET UP A LIVESTREAM. AND KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF IT.
neptune havve mercy
they better not let my hungry ass in those broodin cavverns
He said they better not let his hungry ass in those brooding caverns.
h/)w s/)me ppl think grubsauce is made
shut the fuck up theres humans on here youre goin to ruin it
/)h shit yeah my bad
not the wworst puppet corpse party i been to so far the last one bleww the fuck up
wait another one of those happened???
im at it noww this ones an actual marionette named mister or wwhatevver the fuck
huh. well, im sorry for. someones loss?
#byemister
Thank you. I can only hope to reach such heights in the eye of the general public.
Kinda shit the person you stay trying to vouch for posts on main apropos of nothing.
MAY THE BEST MEGIDO. REACH FAR ENOUGH IN #THEPOLLS. TO ENSURE THIS HAPPENS. 👍
there is no point in askin "wwho wwant me" because the truth is wwritten upon evvery blood pusher you are the wwant me it is you
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i want you ... at the funeral. little mister ASKEd for you sPecifically -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
he mentioned me wwhat did he say
im choosin to interpret this as negativve points correlate to burnin pitch desire
uhm he SAId one sec i wrote it dOWN he SAId 'SENd in the Prince. the Prince of clout, so that i may have the Presence of hoPe in my final moments' also that he thought the AddITION of the BEARd was a nice touch. -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
࣪⊹₊˚{ SHUUUUT UPPPP NO THEY DO NOOOOT!!!! fourk you! im amending the ruleset!!!! t}>0<t{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
methinks the dampmaid doth protest too much it is you means especially you
DAMPMAID IS CRAZY.
yes she is
absolute bars
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:33 < fuuuuck yeah
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
>([ill forward u da rut#less c#aracter takedown]
Oh,,,, I finally,,, understand the growling behind the,,, basement door now,,,, glory.
sO AS A RULE, i AM KIND OF AGAINST, iNDEFINITE INTERNMENT AND, cRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT AND, tHE PRISON SYSTEM, aS A WHOLE BUT, fUCK THIS GUY, i'M OKAY WITH TH1S,
keep him l0cked up sure, he's a shithead, but i d0n't think making him a cake slave and parading him 0n s0cial media is great. but hey what the hell d0 i kn0w, maybe cake slaves are a human thing.
WHAT THE HELL IS A CAKE SLAVE?
He is a prisoner. I happened to dole out some minor concessions during a routine visit.
hahahaha is this some sort of kink thing? this is totally some sort of kink thing.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
im exactly one eridan tall
huge if true
Stolen joke.
quite the spurious accusation wwitch mind backin up that claim
itd be an approximately eridan sized truth i can tell you that much
I may be a whore, a witch, what have you. But never a liar.
yeah except this is the first time im seein that chitt youre tellin me this for the first time right noww
hearin a lot a feedback on this one
I DON’T LIKE THIS POST.
shut the FUCK up
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u don't get service 4 nothing man. ur always complaining and its scarin the potential partners
wow you deserve the death penalty
...what is she even c⚣⚣king
i havve to assume its a traditional sludge treasured by her people
A man can dream~.~.~.