Troll Bruno Mars @ The Headset, Girl
@twentyfourCarat
Makin all you pretty fishes on Earth C smile... That's Wwhat I Like! Thank you evverybody
(Uh) Can someone (Ooh, oww) Betty Crocker Hamburger HELP ME, baby, haha #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
@twentyfourCarat Nevermind. He wasn't into you. You're cut from the roster. Pack up your little sequin vest and fedora. Although you may be pleased to hear that he referred to you as "just about" equivalent to your Terran cultural original.
Ohhhh, wwhoa wwhoa wwhoaaaa (Nooooo) Do you think I'll make the cut next time? (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Not with this fellow. I don't know, actually! He hasn't seen you do that groovy little boot-scoot twirl you do while you're on the sax.
(Uh) I bet he hasn't seen me do my livve covvers of tracks off "The Romantic," either Mmmmmm, just let a slayer knoww wwhen you're ready for him and the slayer wwill arrivveeee for you (Girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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@twentyfourCarat You're playing an upcoming dinner date of mine. Limber up. I like you better with active choreo and I want Versace on the Floor.
(Uh) You got it if you wwant it (Yah) Got, got it if you wwant it - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Uh) Wwho remembers - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Ay, ay, ay) I got a condo in Manhackin Baby grub, wwhat's happenin'? (Uh) You and your thorax invvited So go on and get to slashin' (Slashin') - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Wwhat - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
HOLY FUCK.
(Uh) Kar, kat! (Oww!) That's Karkat, baby - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
bruno i love you man
Mmmmmmm, ohhhhhhh... (Davve) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Jump in the Cuttlecoach, girl, let's put some miles on it (Uh) Throww some grubs on top, make 'em do their Trials on it - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
jump in the caac
innininini just to put a saaaaaas on it
i gotta gun no girls girls gotta die (bang bang) wake up with no hweewh julioliolilioo i can i can't. baby jeans you and your peenis and poopnis JAAAAJ JAAJ JAJ JJ JUMP in the caac giiiIIRL [the entirety of God's Plan muffled almost beyond recognition]
This fish got me payin' her rent, payin' for shrimps (Uh) Starfish on her neck, starfish on her wwrist - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Put your pinky rings up to the moons (Uh) Girls, wwhat y'all tryna do? 24-carat majyyks in the airrrr (ai-airrr) Prong to nub, so slayer Look out! (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Pop-pop, it's showw time (Showw time), showw time (Showw time, girllll) (Uh) Guess wwho's back again? (Brrahh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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Mmmmm, girl (Girl) I alwways come back, girlllll (Yeah, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
It's my wwrigglin' day! (Uh) (No, it's not) But I still look good though (Hot fork hot!) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Oooh, girl... this wwould'vve nevver happened to me in Las Vvegas, girl (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
bruno!!!!!!!!!
(Uh) Davve Striderrrr - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
They don't wwanna talk about me, girl (Girlll) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Uh) My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish wways - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ooh, girllll I heard you glubbin from across the room - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
You'll be free one day, Corpse of Troll Bruno Mars.
Oh, wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa wwhoaaaa - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Where are they keeping you, Troll Bruno Mars
Not Las Vvegas, baby! (Oww) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Pídeme la luna Yo aprendo a vvolar (Mmm) Por tu amor no hay montaña Que no pueda escalar (Wwhoooa) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
'Cause your Strife takes me to paradise (Uh) Yeah, your Strife takes me to paradise - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Eh eh eh) (Uh) (Ooh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Like Eridan, girl - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
omfg its bruno fucking mars!!!!!!!!
Hey, Mr. DJ! (Oh, oh, ohh) Play a song for this pretty little lady! (Oh, oh, ohhh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
foh APT is literally playing rn
So if you tryna lay in these frondddds (If you tryna lay in these fronds) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
And you were there. By god, you were there.