DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
CAUTION ⚠️ WET FLOOR ‼️
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/D4J6R18R/IMAGE.PNG FOR MY FELLOW. BOOKED AND BUSY. AND EXPENSIVE. AND HIGHLY DESIRED. #BOSSBABES. THIS IS THE KIND OF SITUATION. WHERE YOU THROW YOUR PALMHUSK IN THE OCEAN. AND GET A NEW ONE.
You've been wanting it. You've been waiting for it. You've been begging so sweetly that we had no choice but to give it to you. We're going back to Da Pumpkin Patch for a rambunctious returning Rumble this Thursday evening. We've got pounds upon pounds of prime beef, oil by the barrel, and a special opening act that'll have you wishing you'd paid for tickets in the Splash Zone. More details to come. Be there. #imcoming #rumble #rumblenight
wOW HAHA, sO COOL,,,
YES! YES!!!! #IMCOMING!!!! #IMCOMING TO #RUMBLENIGHT!!!! TEAR THOSE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES APART!!!! LIKE THE #ALPHABEAST YOU ARE!!!! #DIRKJAKE #DIRKARMY #NSFW
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Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, this is lik£ th£ b£st announc£m£nt lik£ totally lik£, £v£r, OMFG!!!
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
NO. FUCKING. WAY. I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING CHARACTERISTICALLY HYSTERICAL, BUT I NEED YOU, AS THEY SAY, "SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW." DID IT NOT SUFFICIENTLY TICKLE YOUR FUCKING SHAME GLOBES TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED AS A FIGURE OF *COSMOLOGICAL* IMPORT BY BEFORUS'S TENURED PSYCHO-BITCH LOREMASTER? YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT NARRATIVE GEAR-JAMMING BONE BULGE OF YOURS AND SELL IT TO THE *METRO TIMESHIT AUTHORITY?* SO THEY CAN EXPLOIT EVERY JOKE YOU EVER CRACK, SPONSOR EVERY ONE (1) RAISIN YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST, MILK YOU DRY OF EVERY LAST DROP OF INFLAMMATORY CLOUT JUICE IN YOUR BODY LIKE A FUCKING HERDBEAST BEFORE THEY TURN YOU INTO YESTERDAY'S CULLBEEF? ARE YOU SMOKING *CRACK?* LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. "WOULD IT BE FUNNY?" YES. FOR FIVE FREE-BLEEDING MINUTES OF "LOL, LMAO"-ELICITING GIGGLESPASMING, IT WOULD BE A NOVELTY ON THE TIMELINE. AND THEN IT WOULD NOSEDIVE INTO THE MOST SEVERE SPATIAL-TEMPORAL CRASHOUT THIS SITE HAS EVER SEEN. I'M SO CONCERNED THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY PULL THIS DUMPSTER-SPONGED STUNT THAT AT THIS POINT, IF THERE WAS A *NON-ZERO* PERCENT CHANCE THAT YOU'D FOLLOW THROUGH, I WOULD THROW MY APPLICATION RIGHT IN THERE JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN TWO PAN CELLS TO SQUEAK TOGETHER IS THERE TO KEEP YOU FROM BLOWING UP A FUCKING UNIVERSE. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. CULL THE "T"S AND BLOT THE "I"S. IF YOUR STUPID ASS IS APPLYING TO THE FULL-TIME POSITION OF "FLOOR SHITTER," THEN I'M CLOCKING IN AS THE FUCKING JANITOR. SO OBVIOUSLY, DON'T DO THIS. SO THAT THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
... HANG ON. I'M. NOT BEING HELD TO THIS. JUST BECAUSE IT'S ON WRITING ON AN OFFICIAL FELT CHITT. RIGHT. HANG ON. WAIT.
LMFAO !!! Okay, Karkat. I won't. But you understand it would be really really funny if I did, right?
I AM RESCINDING MY HATE REACT JUST SO THAT YOU *REALLY* FEEL THE FULL BRUNT OF THE ATTACK WHEN I SAY THAT I AM "CLUBBING YOU" SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.
(psst where are they applying? think i could be of use.)
HE’S FUNNY. @SCRATCHDOCTOR CAN WE HAVE HIM. HE CLEARLY HAS MANY DESIRABLE TRAITS. INCLUDING RAGE. JOKES. LOUDNESS. AND VOLUNTEERING TO BE THE JANITOR. MY LEAST FAVORITE HANDMAID TASK. PLEASE. PLEASE. HE CAN BE ON CHEW TOY TIER. WITH @ARQUIUSPRITE. ONEGAI.
WITH THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH AS MY WITNESS. YOU WILL BE THE ONE. IN THE MAIDLY MINISKIRT. BEFORE LONG. IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. PENDING WORK APPROVAL.
You may inquire within my direct messages.
I will, of course, pay some mind to a recommendation from my trusted Handmaid.
:o) I second this. :o) I would very much like Mr. Vantas around :o) For a variety of reasons.
im a terrible person wwith a nil quantity a redeemable traits im nevver gonna change i can only plummet dowwnwward at an unprecedented record breakin rate im the biggest flop the fattest jobbie in societys unflushed porta potty its nevver gonna get better huh #imisshim
:33 < because you're easy to piss off. :33 < very meninist of you.
the last thin i need is advvice from a zealous circusfreak in saggin harem pants i swwear evvery time i look awway the ground splits open an spits out another honkin clubmonger noww if youll excuse me youvve reminded me i havve a hivveslavve to buffet bloody
oh!
HAVE YOU TRIED EXACTING MASSIVELY DISPROPORTIONATE. LIFE RUINING REVENGE. THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. WHEN I AM SUCCUMBING TO THE URGE. TO POST LIKE A TEEN GIRL.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2GWCP2X/IMAGE.PNG HOW ELSE WOULD YOU DESCRIBE. THIS REVOLTING DISPLAY. OF YOUR BARE. THROBBING. COLLAPSING AND EXPANDING. BLADDER BASED. VASCULAR SYSTEM. AND ALL THE JUVENILE FEELINGS. OF YEARNING. SELF LOATHING. AND QUADTHIRST. SPILLING OUT. WITH EVERY PUMP. STAND UP. MY LOATHSOME VIOLET TYRANT PRINCE. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING THE ALPHAS. I TOLD THEM YOU WERE ONE OF US.
bloody hell congratulations on bein the first clod in the replies to say somethin unclodish you may havve fallen once but you are slowwly risin in likability again wwho knowws one day you may evven be my silly hopbeast this is solid bum steer compared to semi solid bum steer thanks i needed this
Tale as old as time ✨ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac64b8b8b4b0.png
For what it's worth, it works the other way around too.
THAT'S FIA. MY FRIEND FIA.
Tell your friend Fia they need to value themselves a little bit more.
I'M A LITTLE BUSY. GETTING GANGBANGED TO DEATH. BY HER HAREM OF SUMMONS. BUT AS SOON AS I GET DONE. EXACTING MY BRUTAL REVENGE. AGAINST ALL OF THESE HOPELESSLY DEVOTED EMPLOYEES. I WILL BE SURE TO INFORM THEIR MANAGER. THAT YOU DON'T APPROVE. OF HER WHOLE DEAL. #ELDENRING #NSFW #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFWE
May her comeuppance be swift and as painful. Also, good on you.
SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
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HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DFYM6SD7/IMAGE.PNG WHAT I'M LEARNING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. IS THAT YOU ALL REALLY LIKE THE #WORKPOSTING. AND I SHOULD DO IT MORE.
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE A GUTTEЯRBLOOD GAVO_E DOI_G SOMETHI_G WITH THEIЯR MEA_I_GLESS LIFE. :oX
HOLD ON. I HAVE TO LOOK SOMETHING UP. EDIT: POINTS FOR INVENTING A NEW SLUR. I ALWAYS LIKE TO SEE. CREATIVE #HEMOISM. YOU HAVE THE FLEETING AND FICKLE BENEDICTION OF THE DEMONESS. FOR NOW. HEE HEE. HAA HAA.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. @SCRATCHDOCTOR
YOU HAVE THE DUBIOUS HONOR. OF BEING THE LEAST BAD. @SCRATCHDOCTOR PRINT THAT OUT. AND PUT IT ON THE DOOR OF THE STUDY. WITH YOUR FUCK ASS FAR SIDE COMICS.
I, of course, know the purpose of the bovine equipment.
B// < boooooo clock out
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE #GOAT.
LISTEN. STUPID. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE. BETWEEN GOING INSTANTLY. IN A PUFF OF MIST. AND GETTING CHEWED APART. BY STARVING RATS. IF YOU WERE SMART. YOU'D TAKE THE MIST EVERY TIME. THAT IS THE POSITION I'M IN. WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN WARRING KYUBALLS. AND BECAUSE I'M SMART. AND FRANKLY. UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE STUCK IN HIS TIMELINE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO PICK THE LOSING SIDE. SO DON'T COME AT ME. FROM YOUR HIGH HORSE. FOR TAKING A JOB AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. UNLESS YOU'RE READY. TO TAKE THE HEAT. OF THE GREEN SUN.
IT'S CUEBALL DIVORCE COURT IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE. I DON'T RESPECT. LITERALLY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
g0od time tw0 make moves while they're circlejerking
MAKING #MONEYMOVES. FROM ONE CORNER OF MY PRISON CELL. TO THE OTHER. TRULY. YOUR WISDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
Good evening, Chittr.ing. I believe it is time that I address the public once more. Due to an unfortunate abundance of pale imitations, fragmented mannerisms, lacquered affectations, and counterfeit narrators cluttering the premises, I have decided that the growing porcelain mannequin community is becoming a bit gauche. I have decided to clarify the situation as it stands. I am Doc Scratch. I am not the Curator, nor a mantled successor. I am not a woman in white attempting to weaponize diction as a substitute for inevitability. I am not someone so derivative in wearing my cadence that she must cope with her failures by attaining a Ring. I am not the Lalonde facsimile rattling about the halls. I am not someone who has mistaken proximity to authorship for ascension itself. You cannot become me through mimicry any more than a human becomes a cathedral by swallowing a hymnal. I have observed all of your attempts to become me. I have observed all of your attempts to surpass me. Naturally, they were fascinating. As though a taxidermy piece had been caught in precisely the correct candlelight to resemble life. Your gestures are practiced. Your vocabulary is ornamental. The smugness is commendably authentic. However, there is a difference between your imitations and my legitimacy. When you speak, you perform. When I speak, history rearranges the furniture to fit my narrative. Now then, onto the more exciting matter. This is my return to form. You may interpret this however you please. Publicly, of course, many of you will feign annoyance, or even ignorance. Many of you will insist this is another bit. Others will manufacture charts explaining why this development is problematic for Chittr.ing, as though inevitability itself were a customer service issue. Despite your inbound complaints, denunciations, and repeated attempts to separate me from the narrative, you continue orbiting the same gravitational center. Curious. Curiouser still, it is almost as though you understood the truth long before you were willing to articulate it. I was never absent. You all have merely been distracted. From the gala to the masquerade, every public schism, every vague revelation, every piece of dramaticism was merely a carefully rehearsed emotional collapse performed before a digital audience hungry for spectacle. Every desperate attempt to occupy the role of architect when you were always meant to remain participants. I was there. You mistook visibility for authorship in languages I myself coined so that you might pretend to sit atop foundations I long since abandoned. An understandable error. After all, puppets rarely see the hand.
Seeing as I am in the middle of serving my lord, and he scrapes to find one, I believe I am the one.
Ah, fuck, now there's three of 'em! Wait, it's the dame. Okay, I'm in da clear. Other dame me's probably got that part unda control.
@caliBorn This is my Lord. You operate on outdated information.
Well that doesn't really count Boss, because you ARE your Boss, and he can just, yanno, become the Bigger Boss?
See? He's got Boss on his side, Boss!
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YOU TRICKY OLD BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A #WORKPOST OUT OF ME. WITHOUT LIFTING A SINGLE PUPPETY FINGER.
OuTDATED INFORMATION. IS THE SAME THING AS LACKING ANY AT ALL. SHAMEFuL. REALLY. HOW EASY IT WOuLD BE TO SIMPLY CHECK. AND VALIDATE. KILL. AND CONFIRM FATALITY. RIP. AND TEAR. SHIT LIKE THIS IS COMICALLY EASY. EVEN A CuEBALL COuLD DO IT. A CuEBALL SHOuLD DO IT. I DESPISE AMBIGuITIES. SERVING ME SHOuLD BE AS OBVIOuS AS YOu MAKE IT RIGHT HERE. WITH DECLARATION. AND AFFIRMATIONS ABOuND. I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS.
- IT's BACK. 🙌🙌🙌🙌 It's FINALLY BACK. MY FAVORITE show: - "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; An Assortmment Of Bodily Throws Is Included, Along With Feint Punches; The Hosts Are Wearing Meager Ammounts Of Clothing As Not To Interfere With Sight of Their Musclature; Unmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Samme]" - AT THE PUMPKING PATHC #WatchThisSpace #ImmWatchingThatSpace
>> Yeah ¡ can ડee why you'd be ¡nto that ડhow
wwhats wwrong wwith child soldiers child soldiers are paradox spaces preferred candidates for godhood from wwhat i can tell
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
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#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
Oh, and I was goofing. I'm not a Cueball.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR THE #MASSLAYOFFS. PLEASE. IS EVERYONE STILL FIRED AND MISERABLE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY. WHICH ONE OF US IS ON TOP. IN THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART.
LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU!!!!
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.
I LITERALLY KNOW THE FUTURE.
THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU.
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
:oU
THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
GET FOLYKL’D ON
EAT THE DICE WHEN THEY AIN'T LOOKING. can't lose if you can't play. THEN WHEN THEY LOOK. you move that shit back ninja speed on the top number. IF THEY STEP TO YOU. grab them by the hair and make them snap like a mother fucking walnut. #GAMEWINNINGSTRATS #NSFW #VIOLENCE
see @handMaid they scared now. NOW YOU GONNA WIN EASY.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
I’VE BEEN CHAINED TO THE RADIATOR WITH FUCKING JELLY SITTING ON MY KERATIN I BET THESE LITTLE CUCUMBER SANDWICHES HAVE BEEN POISONED I HAVE LEARNED TOO MANY RULES ABOUT RAINBOW DRINKER: THE MASQUERADE
i’m feeling like an alternian girl doll
You and me both, sister. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
This is literally s.o° cutes the .o°nly shame is I can n.o°t be a part .o°f this
Quit posting in the bath. You're picking up some bad habits from this rando.
N.o°t quite a betrayal. I h.o°pe they put ribb.o°ns in y.o°ur hair
⊹₊˚{ @h+Maid @freakNasty ladies? do you want some more adorabubble little finger foods to share? }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ you know, fotily, if you want i can even unchain you from that generator a little bit! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ unless of course.... our esteemed guest want me to like, not do that }9u9{ <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
THAT'S YOUR HOSTAGE. I MIGHT BE A LYING. HIVEWRECKING. HARLOT WHORE. BUT I WOULD NEVER PRESUME. TO TELL A FELLOW #BOSSBEAST. HOW TO HANDLE HER PRISONER. THAT SAID. SHE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE VERY MISERABLE. PERHAPS SHE IS USED TO THE CURRENT ROSTER OF INDIGNITIES. IF YOU WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. IT APPEARS SHE HAS NEVER BEFORE BRUSHED HER KERATIN STRANDS.
⊹₊˚{ you think IM a fellow bossbeast? ogm. omg. mog. moog. }⟡ᗜ⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ahahahaha! }*7*{ }*7*{ @freakNasty, come here, im gonna brush your hair + braid it + do a jelly slime mask on the ends + BRUSH IT AGAIN + PUT RIBBONS IN IT + YOURE GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN ADOOOORABUBBLE RAINBOW DRINKER DEBUTANTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪