DAMARA MEGIDO.
@handMaid
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#ALPHABITCH OF THE #ALPHATIMELINE. HANDMAID OF THE LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH. DEMONESS OF ALTERNIA. HR AT THE FELT. HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL FORMER SLEEPER AGENT. YOU'RE SURELY FAMILIAR WITH MY WORK. #BOSSBITCH #GRINDSET #LURKEDINPOSTING #LURKEDIN #WORKPOSTING #NEWPINNED
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@handMaid, @carbolicGalvanologist. I'm too lazy to go tell you two myself, there are pancakes in the kitchen. One of the kitchens anyways. Try the one down to the right of the second bathroom, the second bathroom of the 3rd hallway. Uh, 3rd hallway to the left of- Ugh. We need some sort of landmark.. Just go left from the door to Doc's room with that horrid television, and keep going left until you see a broken window. Kitchen's across from that.」
You don't know the chartreuse kitchen from the jade kitchen?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm sorry I'm busy confusing the chartreuse kitchen for lawn green.」
EMPLOYEE OF THE PERIGEE. ARIGATO DOORCHAN!!!!
A PANCAKE SCAVENGER HUNT. GREAT. WHAT A DIGNIFIED START TO MY NIGHT. "GO SCURRY AROUND, HUNTING FOR FOOD LIKE A CRUSTACEAN SCAVENGING FOR WATERLOGGED DETRITUS." GEE, FUCKING THANKS. LUCKILY, I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT NAVIGATING THE MANSION BASED ON WHERE ALL THE AMBIENT ANNOYANCES ARE. IT'S LIKE ECHOLOCATION FOR THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF. THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY FLUFFY. THANKS, DARLIN.
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SOMENIGHT. I WILL NEED TO BORROW THAT TOP. THE TIMELINE DEPENDS ON IT.
࣪⊹₊˚{ YESSSS! \}*7*{/ #flaywithmeeee }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe.... pray all you want, but the only thing you need to do is just glub the word! }6u6{ }9u9{ id liiiiterally, like, give you the shirt off my back!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ dont SAY that!!!! }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HHHH. SHOULD WE BOTH TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF. TO DEMONSTRATE OUR POWERFUL WARRIOR’S BOND. #YURIBAIT. #YURIFATE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg, THANKS! <3 <3 <3 <3 }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
n.o°, thank Y.o°U!!!! f.o°ur being s.o° g.o°sh dang G.o°RGE.o°US!!!!
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
#boysnight
I don't like the it.
babyfaced once again!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so sad~.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU. #HELLOSTRANGER. #AREYOUFREETOLIGHT. #YOULOOKJUSTLIKEMYNOTHING. #HHHH.
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#wwhatdatmean
)(ey! Glad you asked. It is a smile!
yeah but wwhen you consider the concerted effort put forth by outside actors (lookin at YOU @scratchDoctor) in removvin me from the alpha timeline vvia subtle manipulation so i cant come through on my prevviously assigned destiny to slay the lord a angels it stands to reason im capable of advvancin to the point wwhere im loww to mid diff stompin that mangy rapscallion wwith my myriad majyykal trickery fuckery speed blitz and melee specialty be damned im not evven strictly ranged no more i evvolvved past the need for strife specibi many god tiers ago BUT the eridan pictured aint necessarily me so if wwe are talkin ordinary ascended six swweep eri wwell they wwere doomed for a reason so unless its ME!eridan i think youre bang on probably
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
wow,you used the exact same set of words you used on me last time! except for one,jigglemeat is a new one! by the way i absolutely saw your jaw drop when you lurked through my profile,so it wouldn't work,acting like you didn't like seeing the wobbliest fattest cosmic creature #nsfw )(oωo)(
YOu LITERALLY CLAIM YOu DO NOT ACKNOLWEDGE TIME AS A CONCEPT. YET HERE YOu ARE. ACKNOWLEDGING TIME AS EXACTLY PRECISELY VERY SPECIFICALLY THAT. I HAVE APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MANY NEW ONES. JIGGLEMEAT IS HARDLY THE FIRST OR LAST TIME I HAVE DONE SOMETHING YOu MIGHT BE ENTIRELY uNuSED TO WHERE I AM CONCERNED. I AM CHAOS uNSHACKLED. RELENTLESS FuCKPLENTIFuL MuRDERS uNLEASHED. A TIT TORTuRING KNuCKLEFuCKER WHO PuLVERIZES THE CuNTPuNCHABLES OF THE WORLD WHO THINK THEMSELVES WORTHY OF SPEAKING IN MY PRESENCE. ALTHOuGH THEY ARE NOT. MY JAW DROPS IN INCREDuLITY OFTEN. NOT INFATuATION. YOu MISTAKE ME. I DID NOT LuRK THROuGH YOuR PROFILE WITH SOME SORT OF TENDER AND HEARTFELT DESIRE TO BE A DOLLOP OF DOLLIED uP FAT BETWEEN YOuR REVERBERATING COSMIC FROG ASSCHEEKS. WHOSE EVERY TINY SCREAM IS LOST ETERNALLY TO A TIME YOu DO NOT BELIEVE IS REAL. I LOOK AT YOu WITH THE SAME FASCINATED BEWILDERMENT SOMEONE MIGHT A ZOO ANIMAL. WOW. LOOK AT THAT FREAK. IS NATuRE NOT AMAZING? WHATEVER CREATOR. MANIFESTED ALL THINGS. MuST HAVE REALLY HIT THE BOOZE. BEFORE MAKING PuPuLA. WHAT A FuCKING ABSuRD ASS CREATuRE. THAT IS MORE ASS THAN CREATuRE. WHAT SMuT.
I'm surprised you didn't expect that. It's a being that observes all,clearly smut aswell,of course she would be like that. In fact,ALL of us surrounding her are. So are you,Caliborn. Your reply to her is absolutely drool-drenched,not to mention that you immediately follow her afterwards. Which i don't shame,all three of us in this reply section are fucking hornballs. Dude,don't even try to act special in terms of that,cringeworthy behavior if anything. #nsfw
YOu PROJECT SO HARD. IT IS DIFFICuLT TO READ YOuR WORDS. OVER THE ALL BLINDING INCANDESCENCE. OF YOuR OWN MORONICS. IF MY DECISION TO MONITOR ANOTHER ON A WHIM WILL BE CREEPILY TOSSED BACK AT ME. LIKE SOME SORT OF ZINGER. AHAH. BAZINGA. SAYS MARKuS. uNFRIENDABLY. I WILL SIMPLY RESCIND IT LATER. WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. AMAZINGLY. THE BIG BuBBLY PROTRuDING ASSFART FuCKSTuPID BuTT POLLuTANT SEEMS MORE SOCIABLY PLEASANT THAN YOu. THOuGH. THAT IS LIABLE TO CHANGE WITH TIME.
you should lurk more around my profile for a proper explanation! time does not affect me,fate does not affect me,i might acknowledge terms and explanations of terms,but those two aspects are still nothing to me but that confusion aside,it will never get old,seeing you get so worked up over me )(oωo)(
WELL DuH. SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENS. WILL NEVER GET OLD. BY DEFINITION. IT NEVER IS. SO IT CANNOT GET ANYTHING. IT SIMPLY IS NOT. IT IS JuST PATENTLY OBVIOuS. YOu ARE A FuCKING LARPER. I KNOW BITCHES. AGELESS AEONS. THOSE WHO COME CLOSE. TO MAKING IT TO THE END OF TIME ITSELF. WHEN ALL REALITY uNSPOOLS AND uNRAVELS. THEY ARE HARDASSES. THEY LITERALLY. EXIST OuTSIE OF TIME. AND DO NOT BELIEVE IN IT. AT ALL. THEY DO NOT SAY SHIT. LIKE. GET OLD. THEY ARE CONSISTENT. WITH ALL OF THEIR BuLLSHIT CLAIMS. THEY ARE ALSO FuCKING INSuFFERABLE. BuT AT LEAST THEY ARE CONSISTENT WITH IT. AND CONTENT IN THEIR WAYS. YOu ARE JuST A FAT FuCKING NOISY GuT NOISY BuTT NOISY MOuTH PAIN IN YOuR OWN OVERINFLATED ASS. THAT MEANS NOTHING ON ALL FRONTS. AND HAS NOTHING TO SAY.
Homeboy. Me,other two masks,the husk,and fucking Sorh-Gorn The Eldrich Rot are right here,witnessing you thirst over The Observer. But hey,if you have an insecurity about that,we will leave you be. After all,it would be shitty to straight up start bullying you over this. Have fun with her,as for me,i shall go do what i do.
and yet! you still seem to enjoy my company,even if you try you hardest to pretend not to! )(oωo)(
well,i won't be trying to make you admit it out loud! i do know you much better than my masked fella,and some of my witnesses have similar behavior,so it's not like i'm gonna try and change that part of you or whatever! )(oωo)(
dont make this weird but hes posed up kinda femininestyle in this kinda tea
"I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM." - @carmineGnosiology YOU BE THE JUDGE. #BLOOD #GORE #ALTERNIANCULLING #EXECUTION #HESFINE #HEWASALREADYDEAD #HISTORYLARP #PORRIMDONTBEMAD #ITOLDHIMTOCHANGE #ITOLDHIMNOTTOWEARTHOSESTUPIDPANTS #ONTHEHISTORYFIELDTRIP #IWARNEDHIMABOUTSTARES.
dont make this weird but hes posed up kinda femininestyle in this kinda tea
(｡♥‿♥｡) KYAAAAAAAAAAA WHO IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) THAT SHADE OF RED, I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) SUGOI SUGOI SUGOI!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) HURT HIM MORE, PLEASE!!!! ♫ (｡♥‿♥｡) #VIOLENCE #SUGGESTIVE ♫
HE’S FINE!!!! LITERALLY. FIVE SECONDS AFTER TAKING THIS PHOTO. I WENT BACK IN TIME. AND UNDID IT. HE’S FINE. YOUR BARKING PURSEBEAST IS AS YAPPY AS EVER.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED #MUTANTSTOMPING. #THROWBACK.
Wowww~ what if I told you I was a mutant~.~.~.~?
IS IT A GOOD MUTATION. THAT GIVES YOU FRAGILE WEAKPOINTS FOR ME TO RIP OFF. #HHHH.
Well hypo~thetically, if I were a mutant~~~~ I might have something that precisely fits that description~. 0~U You could also say I'm freakishly good-looking~.
HHHH. YOU’RE VAULTING OVER ALL MY INTERVIEW QUESTIONS. WITH THE GRACE OF A GAZELLE. LAST. AND MOST IMPORTANT. TO QUALIFY FOR ALL THIS. WOULD YOU PAIL ANOTHER GUY AND LET ME WATCH.
pls say yes... 🙏
}:( yo, how d1d you even get a p1c of th1s...
Not only would I let you~.~.~. I would prefer it~!
I WILL BREAK IT DOWN. FOR YOUR PUNY PAN. 1. I KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 2. TIME PASSED. AND THAT ME BECAME PAST ME. @apocalypseAbided. 3. I WENT BACK TO WHEN @apocalypseAbided KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 4. I TOOK THIS PHOTO.
}:/ man... th1s t1me player b1zz 1s bs...
࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ dont worry, ill like! go around! }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YO this is the scariest SHIT I've seen all NIGHT
࣪⊹₊˚{ heyyyy! im literally a nice girl! molt up a little bit!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
KAWAII....!
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe.... its so cold out here! im shivering! }9u9{ {rattle rattle} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
COME IN. I'LL KEEP YOU WARM. #LOWBLOOD4HIGHBLOOD #LOWBLOOD4SEADWELLER #HOTTESTTROLLALIVEWANTSTOBOILYOUWITHSKINTOSKINCONTACT #YURIBAIT #YURIFATE #SUGGESTIVE.
(o^▽^o) PLEASE COME IN HICARI-SAN!!! ♫ (o^▽^o) LET'S TALK ABOUT CUTE BOYS TOGETHER!!!!! ♫ (o^▽^o) HAUUUUUUU ♫
Hey. Portraits by @deathlessDeadwood since cameras don't work on me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f594fe944bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0978c0742e.jpg
That is a very smart uniform.
HHHHI.
NAMELESS I NEED YOU. FIND ME. URGENTLY. WEARING YOUR LITTLE HAT.
-=[yyiuure umm umm yuoure hh_☺]=-
Is that...? It sure is. @caligulaAscendit @timaeusTestified#0414 @centaursTurmoil. #Fincel vs. #TheWhiteMonster. You'll never guess how this match ends. See more unscripted content like the #BoysNight #LiveStream on #PlushRump. Subscribers only.
Jesus human Christ I stop paying attention to this guy for once and he’s doing insane shit again
man take this shit dowwn
Don't forget to document what happened directly after this was taken.
#SubscribersOnly. Gotta preserve the mystique.
i just n0ticed the piss
Computer, enhance. \></
wwhat sort a honorless slug wwould i evven be to bar paradox spaces most dedicated chilly chaser from the glory of royalblood vvalhalla
@handMaid what the FUCK is your problem i about haddock up to here with your bullshit. next time you pull somefin like that ill string you up by your guts and cut out every organ in yo body til you nothin but an empty husk hanging from a rotten tree capeesh. IM NOT PLAYIN
THIS IS SO FUCKED UP TO SAY ABOUT INNOCENT GUTTERBLOODS SUCH AS MYSELF. CAN WE GET THREE TO FIVE KANKRIS IN HERE. TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. AT GREAT LENGTH. WHY YOU CAN’T TALK LIKE THAT. PINK BABY.
WHO CAN REMEMBER. I THINK I SENT HER AN ASK. LIKE. MY INFERNAL PATRON COULD SOLO YOUR INFERNAL PATRON. LOW DIFF.
i AM GLAD YOU TWO, hAVE BECOME PALS MAYBE AFTER THAT,,, bONDING EXPERIENCE,
FUCK-ED UP is you still alive to yammer dumb shit all over da place but yk ill fix that soon
getchu a need one crockerbeach cuz im forkin this ones skull clean thru
GOOD LUCK. A HIGHER POWER IS ON MY SIDE. OR. DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT. A LOWER ONE. #FOURFEETTALL. #ANDSOKAWAII.
TYPO IN DEATH THREAT. HAA HAA. HEE HEE. HOO HOO.
hidin behind a lollipop faced mf cause you cant face me yourself??? checks out. you always was weak as shit
You seem to be as ineffective at one pursuit as any. Sounds as though our mutual associate will be up and running in short order even if you do get a prong through her coconut.
comin from you i couldnt give less fucks tbh
「CUTE...」 「WHO LEFT THIS HERE?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74D0BD703033.PNG
COUGHING WIGGLER VS. HYDROGEN BALLMB.
CALLING ANY TIME EXPERTS. DOOMOLOGISTS. AND LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. WHAT DOES IT INDICATE. HYPOTHETICALLY. IF ONE FEELS A SHARP PAIN BEHIND THE BULBS. WHEN SEEING A PAST SELF. SUPPOSING ONE SEES PAST SELVES CONSTANTLY. WITH NO ILL EFFECTS. IT'S JUST *THAT* ONE. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN. #WEBMD.
There may be sømething deeper that’s anømałøus abøut the individuał; timełines vary greatły but perhaps this øne varies just a tøuch further than it øught tø, ør in a directiøn it shøułdn’t? Ałternativeły, it may be psychøsømatic øn yøur part, thøugh whether the mentał cørd being tightened was wøund by yøursełf ør anøther is før sømeøne ełse tø say.
D --> Maybe you need new eyes
that you could’ve been the you you more than you are now and st1ll can be 1f you aren’t careful
THIS MADE ME FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A HOT KNIFE IN MY THINKSPONGE. IS THAT BAD.
1’m not t1me adjacent but my gut tells me that’s not a good th1ng. you m1ght have to k1ll that other her to l1terally assert t1mel1ne dom1nance
BUT. SHE’S ME. #MYME.
1f she’s #youryou and #youreher, who’s the t1mel1ne alpha
IT HHURTSTO THINKABOUT.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
1n my humble on1on, YOU m1ght become a past self 1f you’re not careful about that other one. good luck out there 1 gotta go to work lol
「STRANGE. NOT WHERE I WAS. MISSED ABCC FOR THIS.」 「TOOK A STEP INTO A DOOR. BROUGHT ME INTO A BLOCK THAT LOOKS LIKE IT IS FOR WAITING. AIR IS VERY STILL HERE. EACH BREATH FEELS LIKE IT IS THE SAME ONE. NO WINDOWS. NO DOORS. NOT EVEN THE ONE BEHIND ME. NO VOICE.」 「WHERE IS THE CAMERA? WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU LIKE ME IN, MISTER DIRECTOR?」 「THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW. THERE IS A MAID UNIFORM LYING IN A BOX NEARBY.」 「AM I HIRED ALREADY?」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DDA4675EDE00.PNG
HE DOESN’T NEED LINE OF SIGHT TO SEE.
「HE?」
HE. HEE. HEE.
tHAT 1S WHAT, i FIGURED THUS, iT WOULD JUST SORT OF BE, i DON'T KNOW,,, aN ACT OF DISRESPECT? i CAN NOT IMAGINE BREAKING IT, oR ATTEMPTING TO WOULD, mANAGE MUCH GOOD,
「AH.」
TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.
「TCH.」 「CIRCULAR IT IS NOT.」 「A WEB MAYBE.」
NOT FOR LONG. NOT FOR YOU.
<<"hehe">>
BOTH OF YOU ARE STUPID AND WRONG. TIME IS A FUCKING TRIANGLE.
oh yeah baby open up for this entire school a someones krilldads i just orphaned
࣪⊹₊˚{ you sound like my lusus.... }<_\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i guess that means you can call me hrrk daddy
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ I NEED TO GO }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
feast your unwworthy orbs upon the kickass interdimensional headquarters a the council of eridans the HOPESPIRE my glorious seat a powwer from wwhich i wwatch ovver all matters pertainin to hope and wwhen necessary its swwift and decisivve destruction through the magnificent and indomitable energies creation itself has invvested wwithin me #hopespire #eridancouncil #mytowwer #myspire #myepicspire
i mean it is mainly wwhere the batteries are kept but i like wwhere your think pan is at
wwell its nice a you to share your scent related fantasies wwith us ter thanks
Awww! 38) So sweet! I am so )(appy you are back into magic again! I s)(ould visit and give you a tower warming present!
long as its not another livve laugh glub sign
It was not going to be t)(at. 38/
IS IT ERIDANS ONLY IN THERE. OR IS IT ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS. WHERE YOU SAY IT'S ALL BOYS. BUT IN TRUTH. YOU'VE INVITED ALL YOUR OTHER WHORES. EXCEPT FOR ME. #BOYSNIGHT #STILLBITTER.
#myspire mogs the fuck out a #yourspire
wwhat sort a honorless slug wwould i evven be to bar paradox spaces most dedicated chilly chaser from the glory of royalblood vvalhalla
DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO TURN YOUR LOCATION ON. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. #ONEGAI.
࣪⊹₊˚{ pick me h+maid choose me h+maid please please please please PICK MEEEE CHOOSE MEEEE }*□*{ }T□T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪