Aphose Byroni
@cornichonAcquired
Artiſt Actor Ardent Lover Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
The laſt time I went to retrieve a beſpoke order from the ſweets ſhop the clerk referred to me as “Lord Licorice”. Never again.
do you. eat liquorice..
this explains a lot a8out you also I guess I’ll start growing some
Ah! A delight, you will have to educate me ſome time on more of your land cultivars.
RHU8AR8 !! !! !! !! !!
Now I’ll not ſay who, but there are quite a few of you on here who deſerve to die. You might even be reading this poſt.
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── That One Cronus. ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── I hope he is ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
You guys are still out here pretending violet men deserve to live...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
howv the fuck am i meant to respond to this im not a fetishist. i like people of all castes. not my fault the people that chose me are the vwarmbloods. i mean HELL ONE OF THEM I HAVWE KNOWVN EVWER SINCE I VWAS A KID THE GUY VWAS MY 8EST FRIEND DAMNIT
So you're a violet savior?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
...vwhat does that evwen mean
You think you're going to save all the warmbloods with your fantastical activism brieclaws all the warmbloods choose you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
thats not vwhat i think -_- i dont evwen do the activwism stuff activwely. im just some guy that just exists and does musician stuff in his timeline
So you admit you're useless in the fight fur warmblood rights?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i mean some my songs talk about such. activwism through art n allat. its an effectivwe thing
CHRIST ON A BIKE LISTEN IF YOU'RE GONNA LAUD SOMEONE AS A ⌁IOLET SA⌁IOR AT LEAST PEG THE RIGHT GUY NOT JOHNNY T⌁O-TONES O⌁ER HERE T⌁IDDLING HIS THUMBS ON A UKELELE. LIKE, NOT THAT A ⌁IOLET SA⌁IOR IS A THING THAT EXISTS, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T AND ANY EXCEPTIONAL HEROICS I'⌁E DISPLAYED ARE ENTIRELY DISTINCT FROM THE FACT THAT I HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE DOZEN OR SO REMAINING GILLED UP GUYS IN THE CENTRAL ALTERNIAN SOLAR SYSTEM AFTER THE BIG REHAUL. THANKS TO ME, MIND YOU. LIKE THAT PART'S KIND OF IRRELE⌁ANT. BUT I'M SAYING THAT IF THERE ⌁AS A ⌁IOLET SA⌁IOR IN THIS RETROGRADE PLATFORM I ⌁OULD LIKE TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR THAT HONORARY TITLE, NOT THE SHRIMP HERE. CAN ⌁E KEEP SA⌁IOR TITLES TO THE TROLLS THAT'⌁E ACTUALLY EARNED THE KNOTCHES IN THEIR HOLSTER? THANKS. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
oh so its alright for the rustie to say it fuck this chum wworld wwe livve in
i am a vviolet savvior and proud!!!!!!!!! #savvinglivves #onepaww #atatime
<-(((I held up an uncharged JO crystal to my screen after opening this site and within the minute it started glowing and crackling from the stress of the energy flowing through it)))->
youre welcome!
what is a jo crystal?
<-(((A gemstone one charges by j-ing o, it catches the energies of a choked eel within it for pseudo-scientific uses)))->
~Thanks f~Or the help t~OO~ts~
<-(((You can't just comment on a lady's rack like that ugh learn some manners)))->
If fair is foul and foul is fair What of the hair that howls, and howls with hair?
So who is it you are attempting to claim that I am ſpeaking to? The ſhrimp or Mr. Nikimo?
♦️█ ░ nikimo. you are speaking to... ପ(∗´ര - ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ 💢💢💢♠️♠️♠️█ ░ WAIT WERE YOU CALLING FUCKING ***ME*** A SHRIMP ?? ?? ?? I MEAN ?? ?? ?? SADAKO A SHRIMP ?? ?? ?? SHRIMP IS 8UGS !! !! !! I AM NOT 8UGS !! !! !! !! I GREW PAST MY TRIALS THANK YOU VERY MUCH !! !! !! !! !! SADAKO IS NOT 8UGS !! !! !! !! AND NEITHER IS FLORID FOR THAT...FOR...FOr.r...uh...er hem...whoopsie....hehehe....heh...heh... ପ(∗´ര 益 ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢 ♠️█ ░ ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ anypuppy ever tell you...you look...sooo cute...when you are getting yelled at... ?? really 8rings out the. fins. ପ(∗´- ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
I do not know the laſt time I was even yelled at, ſo we are currently at a loſs for how you might know this. I am calling you ſhrimp becauſe you are the ſhrimpceſs, if you had ſomehow forgotten, dear maid.
♦️█ ░ n-no !! !! !! i havent forgotten !! that isnt it !! i am shrimp princess !! usually !! 8ut right now im *NOT* the princess !! im not 8ugs !! !! !! im a sweaty nervous 8oykisser who is into you !! !! !! !! im florid !! florid's 8ody !! it...it makes me feel like what you said a8out me wasnt special anymore...like youd just call ANYPUPPY your shrimp princess...i misunderstood...p...plus...he really likes you !! !! !! like...a lot a lot... ପ(∗´T )m T`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ hes really doughy...and squishy...and his hands get clammy thinking a8out you...and sometimes...when no one is listening...he tests the shape of your name on his tongue...its egregious...cant you just. give him a chance ?? smother him or. take him on a date or something ?? its so. pathetic. and crude how much he thinks of you. ପ(∗´ᗒ 益 ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ do it for me ?? for shrimp princess ?? ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️
If I am doing it for anyone it would be for the ſomepuppy in queſtion, dear lady. Why are you inſiſtent upon inſerting yourſelf into the affairs of men, hm? You are not one of thoſe few joes are you? Anyways, this is all information I already had intuited, but thank you for confirming it I ſuppoſe. Except, I do not actually thank you, as you have robbed him blind of his ſpecial moment, of his choice, the ſanctity of his own voice in the matter. I will find you, Sadako, and you will pay the price. Beg for my forgiveneſs now and I might reconſider, but I cannot allow ſuch an inſult againſt that poor mutt to go unpuniſhed.
♦️█ ░ oh. no. no that is okay punishment sounds great actually. no. you could actually fucking kill me. just 8e sure to make my tendons scream when you dip into them with your icy cold pinprick fingers. when the saltwater makes them wrench 8ack in pain and agony and you feel the 8lood of a self loathing monster run across your fingertips. let me live just long enough to see your face in shriveled disgust. when you slough off my flesh and CULL ME in the ALTERNIAN WAY. and then. when i hop into another 8ody. right as rain. ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️♦️♦️█ ░ you 8etter cherish the life you have. ପ(∗´ᗒ ں ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️♦️♦️ ♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢█ ░ and hope i dont wear the same goddamn face. when i go dredge morren on your uptight ass. ପ(∗´꩜ 益 ꩜`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢 ♠️█ ░ so ?? can the puppy come out of the kennel now ?? 8ark8east playdate scheduled ?? man on man no girls allowed ?? ପ(∗´ര ں ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️
♠️█ ░ dead dogs dont whimper and moan to 8e let out excited to see you do they ?? they dont exactly come out of the kennel. ପ(∗´ര ~ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ 8ut only one way to find out. right ?? do you accept. florid's offer. for a puppy playdate. yes. or. no. ପ(∗´ᗒ ں ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ date. you. him. yes. or. no. ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️
It is none of your concern, ſo go. I refuſe to indulge this fooliſh nonſenſe any longer. Be gone, ſpirit, be gone!
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And thus ſhe ſpoke: Haha, wench, wherefore doſt thou expreſs ſuch diſdain? Could it be, that where my nook doth pop moſt ſorely, thine doth not?
DON’T FLATTER YOURSELF.
I CAN DO BETTER. I CAN PROVE IT. LET’S HAVE A NOOK-OFF. LET’S GRIND THEM TOGETHER UNTIL THEY GO NUMB.
OH. OK. CAN WE STILL SCISSOR.
Pah! Droplet stains on my nice white lacing i could kill i could bind and brandish but no i must qualm my temper i wouldnt want the roses to see me this way if only they were the stains of blood from a willing worshipper #problemsofthewicked ______๑🌹๑______
But, ſoft! What light through yonder poſer breaks? #EpicRapBattleſOfAltertnia
I might aaskk my maatesprit of he would be open to holding his next meeting aas such, however I feaar thaat might result in aa new record time for aa first thrown chaair
I feaar it is not hist style to throw chaairs out of the windows. NOtaably becaause the meetings tend to haappen underwaater aand he likkes me aalive aand breaathing. THrowing aa chaair aat aa person, possibly with aanother person still in saaid chaair... I aam not sure, how well do you control your violent urges?
OH, #violence, I suppose
Mhahah? Are you indeed implying that I would looſe ſo ſorely as to reſult to petty acts of tantrum like chair throwing?
NO, not aat aall. IT merely seems to be the effect formaal meetings haave on trolls
EXcuse me? WHere did I imply thaat? THis is aa very straange waay to lookk aat it
I did aassume it waas saaid in aa jest, I aam merely unsure whaat of whaat I haave saaid might haave implied aanything aalong the lines. THough I aam not especiaally sociaally caapaable, so pleaase, do not mind me if I aam lookking too deep into it
They will call you a hive wrecker when the window was broken before you even entered.
(( Who was going to tell me I had misspelled acquired this entire time oh my fucking god I’m sorry guys
(( I HAD COLORATURA SPELLED WRONG FOR MONTHS))
// I spelled it right to begin with, and then consistently misspelled 'adjutant' in rp for weeks 🤝
(( i wanted to tell you that all the time but i thought it'd be rude and unsolicited .....
(( I appreciate the honesty LMFAO yeah no I get why that would’ve felt weird but it would’ve been fine with me
The mourning whales threaten to crumble the very infraſtructure of this hive. I wake once more.
🐋 🐳
Like you, I am broken and fragile Like you, I am taſting my heart for the firſt time Like you, I am feeding on ſlumber Like you, I've left my eyes far behind me Down for the count I'm ſtill drowning I'm ſtill drowning
I am featured prominently in this animated muſic video, if it was of any concern.
Very impressive! ⋆˚࿔
Currently reading: “The Ethics of Slavery Along the Coaſt of Sadiſtily: A Gentleman’s Guide to Bride Kidnapping.” #Hiſtory #Liſtening #Learning
squig on my head proprietor ofmy evil thots okness rock paper scissor shootness 🤚
YYAAAYYYY AAYY yous just won urself spot on #ogcrewness og crew wheb i blow up n get big
You're like a favorite ſaint Kept alive in prayer and paint One looked a lot like you Saucer-eyed and ſtoned And out of the blue
“Will you walk into my parlour?” ſaid the octopus to the prawn.
❤️█ ░ a tiny cart00n aura 0f palpable terr0r seems t0 erupt ar0und the small little pathetic prawn girl as she p0uts s0 hard it c0uld qualify as the starting c0nditi0ns f0r a natural disaster. she is sweaty. each 0f her tiny little bendy legs struggles t0 carry her b00ks as she swishes and stumbles thr0ugh the water...0nly t0 dr0p them at y0ur w0rds...each 0f y0ur r0bust tentacular arms gives her pause... ▒ ▓💔 ♠️█ ░ "y-y0ur parl0r??! sensei...d0 n0t j0ke. there are h0t, busty, minimal age difference hiver00m screechers y0u w0uldn't invite there...d0n't play games with my head...y0u kn0w a simple prawn like me w0uldn't kn0w any better!!!" ▒ ▓♠️
♦️█ ░ ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ what. (0UT 0F SEA) ▒ ▓❤️
❤️█ ░ that is s0... ▒ ▓❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️█ ░ flattering???? ▒ ▓❤️❤️❤️❤️
For your creativity if nothing elſe, ſure, I will bite. "Fear not, my ſhrimpceſs," the lithe tentacled form bellows before the trembling cruſtacean. "Were it not for your beauty I ſhould have rather had you deſhelled, deveined, garniſhed upon a roſy bath of cocktail ſauce. Alas, I could not bring myſelf to defile ſuch a delicate and naive arthropod of the faireſt kind."
❤️█ ░ her shimmeringly translucent carapace...betrays a flushed r0sy shade 0f unmistakable embarrassment, alm0st shimmering like a pearl under the tide, swept away by the p0werful currents 0f y0ur c0mmanding w0rds. her little antennæ quiver with such a furi0us intensity that they create tiny whirlp00ls in the water. she clutches her chelipeds t0gether, twisting her b0dy side t0 side in a spiral 0f bashful anticipati0n, like she has t0 pee!!! but ab0ut her feelings instead 0f urine...d0es he mean...he wants her t0...l0wer her defenses? t0 be shelled?? t0 be his??? her tiny 0veractive heart and imaginati0n hammers against her th0acic shield s0 hard it might crack... ▒ ▓♥️ ❤️█ ░ her th0rax is a pris0n. and he is the warden that keeps her heart rebelling and kn0cking against the bars. ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ "s-sensei!!!" she squeaks, bubbles erupting fr0m her m0uthparts in frantic little cl0uds shaped a little like messy mushy hearts. "y0u sh0uldn't say such things...t0 suggest i am...t0 be...d-deveined??? h0w w0uld i carry my th0ughts 0f y0u thr0ugh0ut my vulnerable little b0dy?!" her stalk eyes dilate wide, gl0ssy and m0ist, f0gging up her glasses. but there is n0 p0int in fixing them. she already cann0t bear t0 l00k at him. she fidgets with her 0wn tail fan, pressing her segmented abd0men against the seafl00r as if trying t0 shrink and better subdue the fact that she is...curled?? presented??? curled as if ar0und an0ther r0und 0f mim0sa...ready f0r the sauce... "i am s0 small...s0...tender...it is pathetic..." she whispers, alm0st h0ping he cann0t hear h0w her v0ice cracks with want. "y0u w0uldn't...c-c0uldn't...t-tie me up in s0mething...catch me in a net...like am i just n0t w0rth the eff0rt? 0f experiencing raw?" ▒ ▓♠️
It is not often that I am dethroned ſo ſwiftly in terms of inappropriate ſeafood playwriting, ſo for you I ſhall humbly ſubmit the beſt I can muſter. The cephalopod clutches the fetal ſhrimp in his many tentacles, huſhing her frets with an affectionate ſucker. "Nay, my Amaebi, my ſweet one, for you you ſhall be fed only the fineſt of zooplankton upon a ſilver ſpoon tenderly parting your whiſkered ſhrimp lips." He curls a ſtray beſuckered arm poſeſſively around her ſegmented ſhrimp leg, "no, my dear... for you are too precious, too darling to be ſnatched in any artificial device of devotion. For you I would offer only the tendereſt of nips caſcading cracks down that fragile irideſcent ſhell of yours from my pining concealed beak."
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg. LOOOOK what they just finished hanging in my minis parlor.... four the AMBIENCEEEE }*7*{ }*7*{ <3 <3 <3 <3 #gillblogger #cullquette #glubinterrupted }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh really....? you think im as damp as HERRRR???? }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ you do....???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I think you're positively soaked~. At least I hope~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh.... oh, yeah???? }*u*{ you HOPE....???? oh, i get it. you have a THINGGGG four soggy girls, dont you }<u<{ }>u>{ }<u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ LITERALLYYYY.... if #theophelia was alive today do you think shed know shes #thatgill? }9u9{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Know? Perhaps. But to believe, in the trueſt ſenſe, one has to wonder.
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH </3 soooo SO true! };ᯅ;{ </3 </3 </3 #literallytrue #hegetsit }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Guilty as charged~.~.~.~.~.~.~. O~U
<-|--|~~ maSturbatory droSS.
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH, COME ON! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I ſhall ſay that the beſt ſort of ice cream is that humble vanilla which beads itſelf upon your trembling lips like pearls. Priceleſs. #suggestive
Haven’t you ever had a panfreeze from ſneaking a taſte juſt a bit too overzealouſly?
࣪⊹₊˚{ }>_<{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay whatever touché <3< }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh, yes, because a texty <3<y sent over TEXT == me swimming ALLLL the way upstream to your 400 caegie recuperacoon. SUREEEE }._.{ EXACTLYYYY }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I think we can both very well imagine that as I could land in any recuperacoon, that 400 caeger palace could very well be yours.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW OKAYYYY!!!! + IM somehow the fourward one???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Seeing as I hardly conſidered my comment even remotely worthy of a quadruple reaction, yes. I’m ſimply ſtating the fact of the matter, I know what I’m doing and you may inſtead occupy yourſelf with an appearance leſs reminiſcent of a flounder floundering.
࣪⊹₊˚{ wow WOWWWW!!!! god fourbid a woman REACT to something REACT WORTHY }._.{ thatll be LAAAAST time you get a 4sy tap from ME, you totally flagrant hatebaiter!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.
Alas, I do believe it is yet another ſilk robes and fainting plank ſort of evening!