Aphose Byroni
@cornichonAcquired
Artiſt Actor Ardent Lover Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
The laſt time I went to retrieve a beſpoke order from the ſweets ſhop the clerk referred to me as “Lord Licorice”. Never again.
this explains a lot a8out you also I guess I’ll start growing some
Ah! A delight, you will have to educate me ſome time on more of your land cultivars.
Now I’ll not ſay who, but there are quite a few of you on here who deſerve to die. You might even be reading this poſt.
If fair is foul and foul is fair What of the hair that howls, and howls with hair?
So who is it you are attempting to claim that I am ſpeaking to? The ſhrimp or Mr. Nikimo?
♦️█ ░ nikimo. you are speaking to... ପ(∗´ര - ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ 💢💢💢♠️♠️♠️█ ░ WAIT WERE YOU CALLING FUCKING ***ME*** A SHRIMP ?? ?? ?? I MEAN ?? ?? ?? SADAKO A SHRIMP ?? ?? ?? SHRIMP IS 8UGS !! !! !! I AM NOT 8UGS !! !! !! !! I GREW PAST MY TRIALS THANK YOU VERY MUCH !! !! !! !! !! SADAKO IS NOT 8UGS !! !! !! !! AND NEITHER IS FLORID FOR THAT...FOR...FOr.r...uh...er hem...whoopsie....hehehe....heh...heh... ପ(∗´ര 益 ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢 ♠️█ ░ ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ anypuppy ever tell you...you look...sooo cute...when you are getting yelled at... ?? really 8rings out the. fins. ପ(∗´- ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
I do not know the laſt time I was even yelled at, ſo we are currently at a loſs for how you might know this. I am calling you ſhrimp becauſe you are the ſhrimpceſs, if you had ſomehow forgotten, dear maid.
♦️█ ░ n-no !! !! !! i havent forgotten !! that isnt it !! i am shrimp princess !! usually !! 8ut right now im *NOT* the princess !! im not 8ugs !! !! !! im a sweaty nervous 8oykisser who is into you !! !! !! !! im florid !! florid's 8ody !! it...it makes me feel like what you said a8out me wasnt special anymore...like youd just call ANYPUPPY your shrimp princess...i misunderstood...p...plus...he really likes you !! !! !! like...a lot a lot... ପ(∗´T )m T`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ hes really doughy...and squishy...and his hands get clammy thinking a8out you...and sometimes...when no one is listening...he tests the shape of your name on his tongue...its egregious...cant you just. give him a chance ?? smother him or. take him on a date or something ?? its so. pathetic. and crude how much he thinks of you. ପ(∗´ᗒ 益 ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ do it for me ?? for shrimp princess ?? ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️
If I am doing it for anyone it would be for the ſomepuppy in queſtion, dear lady. Why are you inſiſtent upon inſerting yourſelf into the affairs of men, hm? You are not one of thoſe few joes are you? Anyways, this is all information I already had intuited, but thank you for confirming it I ſuppoſe. Except, I do not actually thank you, as you have robbed him blind of his ſpecial moment, of his choice, the ſanctity of his own voice in the matter. I will find you, Sadako, and you will pay the price. Beg for my forgiveneſs now and I might reconſider, but I cannot allow ſuch an inſult againſt that poor mutt to go unpuniſhed.
♦️█ ░ oh. no. no that is okay punishment sounds great actually. no. you could actually fucking kill me. just 8e sure to make my tendons scream when you dip into them with your icy cold pinprick fingers. when the saltwater makes them wrench 8ack in pain and agony and you feel the 8lood of a self loathing monster run across your fingertips. let me live just long enough to see your face in shriveled disgust. when you slough off my flesh and CULL ME in the ALTERNIAN WAY. and then. when i hop into another 8ody. right as rain. ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️♦️♦️█ ░ you 8etter cherish the life you have. ପ(∗´ᗒ ں ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️♦️♦️ ♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢█ ░ and hope i dont wear the same goddamn face. when i go dredge morren on your uptight ass. ପ(∗´꩜ 益 ꩜`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢 ♠️█ ░ so ?? can the puppy come out of the kennel now ?? 8ark8east playdate scheduled ?? man on man no girls allowed ?? ପ(∗´ര ں ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️
♠️█ ░ dead dogs dont whimper and moan to 8e let out excited to see you do they ?? they dont exactly come out of the kennel. ପ(∗´ര ~ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ 8ut only one way to find out. right ?? do you accept. florid's offer. for a puppy playdate. yes. or. no. ପ(∗´ᗒ ں ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️ ♦️█ ░ date. you. him. yes. or. no. ପ(∗´｡• ᵕ •｡`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️
It is none of your concern, ſo go. I refuſe to indulge this fooliſh nonſenſe any longer. Be gone, ſpirit, be gone!
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And thus ſhe ſpoke: Haha, wench, wherefore doſt thou expreſs ſuch diſdain? Could it be, that where my nook doth pop moſt ſorely, thine doth not?
I CAN DO BETTER. I CAN PROVE IT. LET’S HAVE A NOOK-OFF. LET’S GRIND THEM TOGETHER UNTIL THEY GO NUMB.
But, ſoft! What light through yonder poſer breaks? #EpicRapBattleſOfAltertnia
I might aaskk my maatesprit of he would be open to holding his next meeting aas such, however I feaar thaat might result in aa new record time for aa first thrown chaair
I feaar it is not hist style to throw chaairs out of the windows. NOtaably becaause the meetings tend to haappen underwaater aand he likkes me aalive aand breaathing. THrowing aa chaair aat aa person, possibly with aanother person still in saaid chaair... I aam not sure, how well do you control your violent urges?
Mhahah? Are you indeed implying that I would looſe ſo ſorely as to reſult to petty acts of tantrum like chair throwing?
NO, not aat aall. IT merely seems to be the effect formaal meetings haave on trolls
EXcuse me? WHere did I imply thaat? THis is aa very straange waay to lookk aat it
I did aassume it waas saaid in aa jest, I aam merely unsure whaat of whaat I haave saaid might haave implied aanything aalong the lines. THough I aam not especiaally sociaally caapaable, so pleaase, do not mind me if I aam lookking too deep into it
They will call you a hive wrecker when the window was broken before you even entered.
(( Who was going to tell me I had misspelled acquired this entire time oh my fucking god I’m sorry guys
(( I HAD COLORATURA SPELLED WRONG FOR MONTHS))
// I spelled it right to begin with, and then consistently misspelled 'adjutant' in rp for weeks 🤝
(( i wanted to tell you that all the time but i thought it'd be rude and unsolicited .....
(( I appreciate the honesty LMFAO yeah no I get why that would’ve felt weird but it would’ve been fine with me
The mourning whales threaten to crumble the very infraſtructure of this hive. I wake once more.
Like you, I am broken and fragile Like you, I am taſting my heart for the firſt time Like you, I am feeding on ſlumber Like you, I've left my eyes far behind me Down for the count I'm ſtill drowning I'm ſtill drowning
I am featured prominently in this animated muſic video, if it was of any concern.
Currently reading: “The Ethics of Slavery Along the Coaſt of Sadiſtily: A Gentleman’s Guide to Bride Kidnapping.” #Hiſtory #Liſtening #Learning
squig on my head proprietor ofmy evil thots okness rock paper scissor shootness 🤚
YYAAAYYYY AAYY yous just won urself spot on #ogcrewness og crew wheb i blow up n get big
You're like a favorite ſaint Kept alive in prayer and paint One looked a lot like you Saucer-eyed and ſtoned And out of the blue
“Will you walk into my parlour?” ſaid the octopus to the prawn.
❤️█ ░ a tiny cart00n aura 0f palpable terr0r seems t0 erupt ar0und the small little pathetic prawn girl as she p0uts s0 hard it c0uld qualify as the starting c0nditi0ns f0r a natural disaster. she is sweaty. each 0f her tiny little bendy legs struggles t0 carry her b00ks as she swishes and stumbles thr0ugh the water...0nly t0 dr0p them at y0ur w0rds...each 0f y0ur r0bust tentacular arms gives her pause... ▒ ▓💔 ♠️█ ░ "y-y0ur parl0r??! sensei...d0 n0t j0ke. there are h0t, busty, minimal age difference hiver00m screechers y0u w0uldn't invite there...d0n't play games with my head...y0u kn0w a simple prawn like me w0uldn't kn0w any better!!!" ▒ ▓♠️
For your creativity if nothing elſe, ſure, I will bite. "Fear not, my ſhrimpceſs," the lithe tentacled form bellows before the trembling cruſtacean. "Were it not for your beauty I ſhould have rather had you deſhelled, deveined, garniſhed upon a roſy bath of cocktail ſauce. Alas, I could not bring myſelf to defile ſuch a delicate and naive arthropod of the faireſt kind."
❤️█ ░ her shimmeringly translucent carapace...betrays a flushed r0sy shade 0f unmistakable embarrassment, alm0st shimmering like a pearl under the tide, swept away by the p0werful currents 0f y0ur c0mmanding w0rds. her little antennæ quiver with such a furi0us intensity that they create tiny whirlp00ls in the water. she clutches her chelipeds t0gether, twisting her b0dy side t0 side in a spiral 0f bashful anticipati0n, like she has t0 pee!!! but ab0ut her feelings instead 0f urine...d0es he mean...he wants her t0...l0wer her defenses? t0 be shelled?? t0 be his??? her tiny 0veractive heart and imaginati0n hammers against her th0acic shield s0 hard it might crack... ▒ ▓♥️ ❤️█ ░ her th0rax is a pris0n. and he is the warden that keeps her heart rebelling and kn0cking against the bars. ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ "s-sensei!!!" she squeaks, bubbles erupting fr0m her m0uthparts in frantic little cl0uds shaped a little like messy mushy hearts. "y0u sh0uldn't say such things...t0 suggest i am...t0 be...d-deveined??? h0w w0uld i carry my th0ughts 0f y0u thr0ugh0ut my vulnerable little b0dy?!" her stalk eyes dilate wide, gl0ssy and m0ist, f0gging up her glasses. but there is n0 p0int in fixing them. she already cann0t bear t0 l00k at him. she fidgets with her 0wn tail fan, pressing her segmented abd0men against the seafl00r as if trying t0 shrink and better subdue the fact that she is...curled?? presented??? curled as if ar0und an0ther r0und 0f mim0sa...ready f0r the sauce... "i am s0 small...s0...tender...it is pathetic..." she whispers, alm0st h0ping he cann0t hear h0w her v0ice cracks with want. "y0u w0uldn't...c-c0uldn't...t-tie me up in s0mething...catch me in a net...like am i just n0t w0rth the eff0rt? 0f experiencing raw?" ▒ ▓♠️
It is not often that I am dethroned ſo ſwiftly in terms of inappropriate ſeafood playwriting, ſo for you I ſhall humbly ſubmit the beſt I can muſter. The cephalopod clutches the fetal ſhrimp in his many tentacles, huſhing her frets with an affectionate ſucker. "Nay, my Amaebi, my ſweet one, for you you ſhall be fed only the fineſt of zooplankton upon a ſilver ſpoon tenderly parting your whiſkered ſhrimp lips." He curls a ſtray beſuckered arm poſeſſively around her ſegmented ſhrimp leg, "no, my dear... for you are too precious, too darling to be ſnatched in any artificial device of devotion. For you I would offer only the tendereſt of nips caſcading cracks down that fragile irideſcent ſhell of yours from my pining concealed beak."
I ſhall ſay that the beſt ſort of ice cream is that humble vanilla which beads itſelf upon your trembling lips like pearls. Priceleſs. #suggestive
Haven’t you ever had a panfreeze from ſneaking a taſte juſt a bit too overzealouſly?
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh, yes, because a texty <3<y sent over TEXT == me swimming ALLLL the way upstream to your 400 caegie recuperacoon. SUREEEE }._.{ EXACTLYYYY }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I think we can both very well imagine that as I could land in any recuperacoon, that 400 caeger palace could very well be yours.
Seeing as I hardly conſidered my comment even remotely worthy of a quadruple reaction, yes. I’m ſimply ſtating the fact of the matter, I know what I’m doing and you may inſtead occupy yourſelf with an appearance leſs reminiſcent of a flounder floundering.
࣪⊹₊˚{ wow WOWWWW!!!! god fourbid a woman REACT to something REACT WORTHY }._.{ thatll be LAAAAST time you get a 4sy tap from ME, you totally flagrant hatebaiter!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.
Alas, I do believe it is yet another ſilk robes and fainting plank ſort of evening!
I never truly underſtood the age old parable of kiſſing ſome amphibious little character to turn him into a prince. I am already amphibious, and I am already a prince, ſo really this entire ordeal juſt ſeemed utterly extraneous to me.
You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png
Was it your intention to cauſe me to reſcind my previous offer? Becauſe that is now the current ſtatus.
YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK. I LOOK LIKE THIS. IF YOU EVEN CARE. #SHARKBAIT.
While I muſt admit you do look deliciouſly vulnerable kneeling in the ſurf, the tag #ſharkbait does ſeem to be diſſuading me.
Firſtly, I bear no reſemblance nor aſſociation with a ſhark. Secondly, you are implying there is ſome hook about this promiſe of bait, no?
THE ONLY HOOK. I PLAN TO SHOVE IN YOUR GILLS. AND DRAG YOU AROUND BY. IS MY TONGUE. OR MY PRONGS. OR SOMETHING ELSE. IF YOU'RE A REAL. SIZE EMPRESS. #SUGGESTIVE.
Hold your line for a moment, I am vehemently oppoſed to all that you are ſuggeſting on a decent man ſuch as myſelf. However, as I have previouſly expreſſed, your fantaſtical aſſumptions regarding our endemic aquatic breathing apparatuſes are highly illogical and would thuſly rend the nooks of any diſcerning ſeadweller ſaltier and drier than the Dead Sea. If you deſire a more comprehenſive diſſection, this can be taught and I am ſure I could locate many willing participants for this experimentation you ſo deſire. However, don’t get it twiſted, this would be my amphibious laboratory and you are a mere viſitor in my domain. Practice reſtraint, and reſpect, and all ſhall be revealed to you in due time.
HHHH. WHHATDO YOUMEAN. DISSECTION. ARE YOU. ;;LLIKE. A DOCTORTURER. OR SOMETHING. #SUGGESTIVE. #MEDICULLPLAY. #DOCTORWADERMYSNIFFNUBISBLEEDING.
Not at all, I am juſt your friendly hiveſtem wader, yes? Anyways, our gills are not much unlike that of moſt bony fiſh, if you can believe it, manſlaughter may not even be neceſſary for theſe purpoſes!
Now then let us teſt the waters of this here Chittr.ing. What of the bread and circus? Hot takes, culling tutorials? Surely there is ſome ſemblance of a natural order to this algorithmic illuſion of a free market in pageantry.
have you rwead eat by nagabe
Am I to aſſume you’ll fill me in irregardleſs? Make haſte, will you.
Well, ebearyone around here has something to say, and has a *idée fixe* that they must share it with the word, irregardless of its actual *paramountcy.* So, I suppawse your plan of action should involve speaking your unfiltered opinions to just about any hear duct that will listen.
Perhaps I’ll juſt cut to the chaſe then. Nary a nibble on my lure? Surely at leaſt one of you has the ſenſe to recognize He who ſtands before you.
been saying this but you would be so surwprwised on the lack of any good hypetrwolls i think it s a dying industrwy it is a shame and is rweally hurwting imporwtant industrwies like me i m industrwies
Alas perhaps you are right. I was naïve to think my flazé Ludditetry would not ſo immediately inſult the maſſes with their rears dutifully cemented to their loungeplanks like barnacles on hard ſubſtrate.
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name's bestia! hope to learn more about you! maybe we could be friends if you care about that kind of thing.
𝄁𝄢YOU'Re JUST a bIT (⚀UNdeRgROUNd) 𝄽 WHIcH IS gOOd becaUSe YOU caN (⚄gaTeKeeP) aNd SORT THe (⚀POSeURS) fROM THe (⚅dIe-HaRd faNS) 𝄂 𝄁 #SeRIOUSLYTHO #WHOSTHISdOUcHebag 𝄂
You must always assume the lowest of lows among the average troll. It will protect you from plenty of spleen.
Is that so? Is there no money to be found in the industry anymore?
well okay that is a contentious topic but well okay therwe is a lot to say about that you know well i am not a total experwt on that i guess the job marwket is harwd and skills arwe dying off it rweally is a whole heap of differwent issues
Well, the job market isn't that hard if you know where to look, but I have certainly *descried* the dire state of employment these nights.