Ombell Deupat
@caliginousCalix
courier♤dic♤tor dedic♤ted to the fine ♤rt of delivering h♤te m♤il |♤| rustblood of negoti♤ble ♤ffection |♤| she/her |♤| ||Account will post nsfwe and violent content. Follow at your own discretion||
Your name is OMBELL DEUPAT. A soft wind blows fragrant petals from a nearby hornskinned fruit tree. It is late for such a tree to be blossoming, a sign of poor frost earlier in the sweep, and of poor harvests a few perigees from now. It is near the time of sweep when, long, long, truly long ago, a troll that supposedly shared your sign and castename was taken by mob to an ancient stunted sapling and put to death for her hand in the subjugation of their lands to the newly forming ruthless authority that in your day, traverses the very stars that supposedly guided said ancestor's gloved claws. You yourself are somewhat skeptical of these claims, for you live now at the very base of the hemospectrum, keenly aware of your own lack of IMPORTANCE despite the strange dreams that tug your pusherstrings to believe the contrary. You often choose to ignore the grim realities of your hatching with work, or with dedicated practice to the TELEPATHIC ARTS with which your caste is gifted. A member of the Imperial Courieradicator Corps, you pride yourself on swift deliveries of news, deployments, and parcels, though you take special interest in the delivery of quadmail of the particularly pitch persuasion. Your trolltag is caliginousCalix to showcase your preference for the same quadrant, and you type with ♤ somewhat fl♤t ♤ffect to m♤tch. You have just completed your deliveries for the day. What will you do? OMBELL: Open Chittr ==>
i h♤ve no doubt th♤t it comes ♤s ♤ shock to few, but it w♤s my honor to indulge in your comp♤ny this fin♤l night of revelry ♤s the debon♤ir. #outglutm♤squer♤de #m♤skoff
c< beautiful! >c
shame i didn't get around to you, you look good! (the flare)
my prongs ♤re still sh♤king.
i h♤ve got to keep my d♤mn bl♤bberfl♤ps shut.
Its 0kay y0u t00k the w0rds 0ut 0f my m0uth
[[_for_a_moment_i_read_this_as_blubber_flaps._]] [[_i_had_considered_whaling_you._]]
i swe♤r i just s♤w someone drop into ♤ pitf♤ll tr♤p. #lifeinthefuckedupforest
Oh fuck, missed one.
we c♤n s♤fely consider it filled now. i ♤in't helping th♤t guy out.
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b♤ck to b♤ck croposting, goodness. ♤ctu♤lly, scr♤tch th♤t. b♤dness.
i c♤n feel it. ♤ disturb♤nce, ♤t ♤ be♤utiful p♤rty...
not th♤t d♤mn b♤rkbe♤st..!
it isn't stockholm syndrome, for those of you who keep thinking th♤t.
｢dareka wo suki ni naru koto (kupo! kupo!) ( ＾ω＾) nante watashi wakaranakute sa! (kupo! kupo!) uso ka hontou ka shirienai (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) ( ＾∀＾) sonna kotoba ni mata hitori ochiru (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) mata suki ni saseru. ( -∀・)｣ ｢(*＞∇＜)ﾉ nyehehe! megane-san finally finished his kupo-chan block! (*つ▽`)っ ahh... just in time to debut his kupo-chan song! (∩´∀｀)∩ yey!｣
wow.
｢(。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ don't worry phunny-chan, megane-san is dedicating his next one to kyu!!｣ ｢keke... (´ι _` ) naked tosan just has to start digging it out after his tanjo.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: birth. (´⊂_｀；) gyuh... baka preggo-sama lusus...]
you don'T have to do that. also congrats to naked tosan? does that make you an onii-chan now?
｢naked tosan is always mpreg. (´_ゝ`) gyahhh, baka tosan is always making new tunnelbeasts for moar tonneru! (￣ー+￣) keke... if another troll is nakedbeast raised... (ФωФ) they're like megane-san's hatchmate! kekeke!!!! (｀∀´)｣
do i need to do a wellness check on my belloved neighbor
｢(; ￣ー￣)? nani? (*´ー｀*) i-is... is eleven-chan... Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-san's neighbouru!｣
I'm trying to say this in the kindest way possiblle, lliving near you is one of my greatest fears. After all, two apex predators shoulldn't share territory
｢(´ε ｀ ) oineko to koneko. (ФωФ) kekeke... apexu akuma, megane-san! (ФωФ)｣
if no one else got me, i know ser c♤stio h♤s got me.
I am always there for a lady in need~~~~~~~~.
wh♤t the hell is even the point if i c♤n't sell #footcoin.
if youre trying to market a coin here you should probably not make it sound like you depend on it being sold gotta make it for the benefit of ≡veryone ≡lse you know what i mean
don't worry, this w♤s just ♤ humorous reference to ♤ midmolt mut♤nt shinobi tortoise g♤me.
word 👍
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
M4N 1 TH0UGHT Y0U W3R3 4SL33P WHY Y0U P0ST1NG 4LT3RN14N PR0P4G4ND4 MUS1C :(
Hey man, a banger is a banger.
cert1f1ed banger as per usual
Would've been blasting it 4 my shock troopers if we hadn't, yknow. Booted up the apocalypse machine, lmao!
AND you would have been r1ght for 1t, no way they wouldve fa1led w1th that as the background
EXACTLY. It's almost a shame I never made it into the military. OH WELL.
Are you saying the Imperial Invasion Bop isn't worthy of such a response?
♤rguments like th♤t ♤re why i pl♤y f♤t♤l f♤nt♤sy xiv inste♤d. #d♤shw♤tching #met♤joke #kupo
can you say what class you play so i can make a harsh and uncalled for judgement on you
phuntr, my fl♤rp ch♤r♤cter is liter♤lly c♤lled the rubym♤ge. t♤ke ♤ WILD guess.
why did you think i just knew that? also playing a dps? over an awesome and cool tank? hmm...
i h♤ve ♤ dedic♤ted t♤nk friend, so i h♤ve to help her elimin♤te enemies.
you dont pike gotta post everyfin you think aboat
negoti♤ting for feet pics with kult is cr♤zy. ♤sk for money.
B b but my internet p0ints
hehehe.
enjoy your mond♤y ♤nd do your best everyone!
｢(*^▽^)/★*☆ kyaha!! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) megane-san is okie dokie nyow!~｣
I don'7 know how much 7he slo7s had 7o do wi7h i7, bu7 I'm glad 7o be involved anyway.
All four smear!?
｢φ(゜゜)ノ゜ the laifu of a gachikoi is tireless, but megane-san will fulfill her in every way~｣
What is a gachikoi
[TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a gachikoi (ガチ恋) is an east alternian slang term meaning "serious romantic love" or a fan who is genuinely in a relationship with an idol, dtuber, or fictional character. it combines gachi (serious/for real) and koi (romantic love). these fans are often more dedicated than the average troll, going through all lengths to defend their chosen oshi and claim their full time.]
We call this the Duellist speciall. I can approve of this. がんばれ, Kupo-chan. @calliginousCallix
Thanks man. So you're smeared with an idol
｢＼(^_^)／ hai! with kupo-chan!｣
High five man. Glad you're not sad anymore.
cullt♤n♤, bring up ♤ny ♤nd ♤ll inform♤tion ♤bout d-tubing.
meg♤ne-ch♤n is impervious to ♤ll h♤tred. it bounces off of his kyutiful belly like ♤ spoon on cust♤rdy purin.
Ugh.
behold his kyutieful powerful defensive technique!
I hope he deletes
you were just offering to hold his h♤nd.
Sorry that was the evil wicked Casper. I don't want him to be sad, you're right
no one re♤lly deserves to be s♤d.