♠ hated by @caliginousCalix
something vwrong?? im trying to impress this 8road, vwore a nice clean 8lue shirt to pick up 8lue8loods tolight and nowv youre telling me I need to pump the 8reaks? ill tell ya, the 8reaks vwasnt the thing i wvanted to pump tolight.
｢(人´ з`*) kupo-chan, ahhhn!~☆ megane... never considered this! (ФωФ) kekeke...... kupo-chan knyows just how to make megane feel better.｣
｢(o；д；)o nyeh, naze!?! naze wa boku cursed with such an unkawaii lusus! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ all of megane's olivedachis have kyutieful lusii, like nekos or inu... (T▽T) keh... and megane gets...｣ ｢NAKED TOSAN!!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ GYAHHH!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: naze means WHYYY!!?!?! why was megane (boku means i, masculine, proper) cursed with an uglies papachan! ( ｀□´) gyah! olivedachi is megane's way of saying olive friends. (ノ_＜。) neko means purrbeast kitty (。・ω・。) inu means woofy barkbeast! (*￣∇￣)ノ wanwan! wanwan! woof woof!]
I'm trying to say this in the kindest way possiblle, lliving near you is one of my greatest fears. After all, two apex predators shoulldn't share territory
｢dareka wo suki ni naru koto (kupo! kupo!) ( ＾ω＾) nante watashi wakaranakute sa! (kupo! kupo!) uso ka hontou ka shirienai (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) ( ＾∀＾) sonna kotoba ni mata hitori ochiru (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) mata suki ni saseru. ( -∀・)｣ ｢(*＞∇＜)ﾉ nyehehe! megane-san finally finished his kupo-chan block! (*つ▽`)っ ahh... just in time to debut his kupo-chan song! (∩´∀｀)∩ yey!｣
｢megane-san got some tokubetsuna yūbinbutsu! (´^ω^) keke, megane is imagining it was delivered by kupo-chan~~ (つω｀*) eeee...! (*￣∇￣)ノ ah! hai! megane-san got his degree of being just okie dokie in his gakko! (*ゝω･*) waow! congratulations, megane-san!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: special mail! (￣▽￣) okie dokie means "ay-okay! (*´･∀･)" yeh! (*^￢^*) gakko means... schoolfeeding! (*´▽｀) megane did dis a longggg time ago. he will burn this as sacrifice to his oshi. he needs nyo job or laifu, oshi is number one. (ФωФ) always.]
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~[AnO~ther picture. This time the sky is blO~tted by falling mete~Ors.]~ ~Luck be a lady, huh?~
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
｢bangohan with the oshi! megane-san so glad his kupo-chan pakupaku doll came! (*￣∇￣)ノ gyahhh~ so onakagasuita, kupo-chan! (o´・∀・)o itadakimasu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangohan means dindin! (*^ーﾟ) yummies~ pakupaku means nomnoms! (* ´ ▽ ` *) pakupaku is the east alternian way to describe chewing! (*￣∇￣)ノ ahhh, see? the east alternians even CHEW much more kawaii... (kawaii means cute)...onakagasuita means hungwy and itadakimasu is a special east alternian phrase that means "let's have a great and succulent meal!" (∩ﾟ∀｀∩)]
｢ah... eto... (*･ω･*) bleh!｣
tHERE WAS, a REAL NINJA AT, tHE #fELToPEN1NG,,,
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
Happy 8/8.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
...oh!
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
Hi. :/
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
Precisely!!
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
<:|
Umm...
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
On principle kind of!
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Oh janey. With your cooking i wouldnt be able to stop myself from boogieing!
Too long!
Oh unreal heiress get this junk joint jumping.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
:/
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Push it push it!
The mutts in this case!
PARDON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Everythings coming up english!
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
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Coming where? :)
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
Its like france and stuff!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Huh?
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
True!
How come the consort kingdom aerospace center hasnt gotten a howdy do back about their big top bottle rocket race featuring a ship in your likeliness? Good heavens to betsy milady these scaly sonuvas and bubble blowing big brains are primed on their adorable little haunches!
Not like that!
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
:(
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
We call this the Duellist speciall. I can approve of this. がんばれ, Kupo-chan. @calliginousCallix
｢φ(゜゜)ノ゜ the laifu of a gachikoi is tireless, but megane-san will fulfill her in every way~｣
｢( ´∀`)/~~ hai! ( ・_・)ノΞ●~* kupo-chan is all of megane-san's quadrants nyow! ＼(^^)／ ichiban gachikoi! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) keke.｣
iT SEEMS TO ME, tO BE A STRANGE SET OF PRIORITIES TO, bE ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO BE A JERK, bUT THEN GETT1NG MAD WHEN, pEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A JERK, iN WAYS YOU PERHAPS, dID NOT INTEND BUT ARE STILL, dOING, oR, tO GET UPSET WHEN YOU ARE, bEING A JERK, aS IS YOUR STATED GOAL, aND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, aRE L1KE, hEY, qUIT BEING A JERK, jERK, iT'S JUST,,, tHERE IS TH1S ENTIRE CULTURE i THINK, oF BEING PERFORMATIVELY MEAN, tHEN CALLING PEOPLE, eASILY OFFENDED OR SOMETHING, bUT i THINK THAT, iF YOU WERE FLICKING SOMEONE, oVER AND OVER, iN REAL LIFE, tHEN GOT INDIGNANT WHEN THEY TELL YOU, tO STOP, oR FLICK YOU BACK,,, iT IS JUST, wIGGLERISH BEHAVIOR, vERY SELF-CENTERED AND, sOLIPSISTIC, iF YOU WILL, aND i THINK THE BEST SOLUTION, iF YOU ARE A BULLY, bUT CAN NOT HANDLE, eMOTIONALLY, bE1NG CALLED OUT, aS A BULLY, tHEN, tHE BEST SOLUTION IS TO QUIT BEING, a BULLY, aND, iT IS NOT AS THOUGH, tHAT BEING A BULLY, eXISTS IN A VACUUM ANYWAYS, iF YOU ARE OKAY WITH BEING, cALLED A BULLY, bUT NOT A MISOGYNISTIC OR, hOMOPHOBE OR TRANSPHOBE, oR, rACIST OR ABLEIST, i MEAN,,, a HUGE SWATH OF INSULTS, aRE BASED AROUND, aLL THOSE THINGS, iMPLYING SOMEONE IS LESSER OR, a PART OF ONE OF THESE GROUPS, wHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE REALLY, wHICH IMPLIES THEY ARE LESSER, iN THE EYES OF THE BULLY, lIKE, wE WENT OVER A LOT OF TH1S, sORT OF TH1NG IN MY wOMEN'S sTUDIES COURSES, lIKE FROM WIGGLERHOOD, a GO TO INSULT IS, gIRLY, oR PUSSY, oR A B-WORD, aLL MEANING, wEAK OR SOFT OR COWARDLY OR, eMOTIONAL, aND 1S IT ANY SURPRISE THAT, tHIS CLEARLY STEMS, fROM MISOGYNISTIC IDEALS, tHAT FOR SOMEONE TO BE, "WOMANLY," IS INSULTING, a BAD THING, aND SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY DUMB STUFF, lIKE, cALL YOU THE SEXIST FOR IMPLY1NG, wOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, aND THUS FITTING OF THE INSULTS, aND THAT IS JUST, a RED HERRING ARGUMENT, wE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, wE CAN NOT JUST PRETEND THAT, tHIS STUFF 1SN'T THE BELIEF SYSTEM, hELD BY HUGE SWATHS OF PEOPLE, aND TO DO SO IS DISINGENUOUS, tO A HUGE DEGREE, aND L1KE, iS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL, iF ONE PERSON CALLS SOMEONE, a B-WORD? nOT REALLY, bUT, i LIKE TO THINK OF IT LIKE, pICKING UP LITTER, yES WE NEED, bROADER CHANGE, aT THE TOP, tO SOLVE THE PROBLEM BUT, wHILE SMALL CORRECTIONS ON AN INDIV1DUAL LEVEL, wON'T FIX EVERYTHING, wE CAN LEAVE A SPACE NICER THAN, wE FOUND IT AND, iF A LOT OF US ALL DO THAT, iT CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, i THINK, aND, sOME PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GO, tOO LONG, d1DN'T READ ALL THAT, oR, mAJOR YAPPING, oR, wOW, i'M LIVING IN YOUR PAN RENT-FREE, aND L1KE,,, oKAY? gOOD FOR YOU, i AM SHARING MY THOUGHTS ON, tHINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME, aND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ENGAGE, wITH THEM OR, tAKE ME HAVING BIG THOUGHTS AS, a SIGN YOU HAVE WON, sOME ARGUMENT THEN, i'M OKAY WITH THAT, i JUST HOPE THAT, mAYBE PEOPLE WILL TH1NK MORE, aBOUT THE GOLDEN RULE AND, aBOUT T.H.I.N.K., bECAUSE, i THINK IF WE ALL, tREATED OTHERS JUST A BIT BETTER THEN, eARTH C OR, wHEREVER YOU PERSONALLY LIVE, cOULD BECOME JUST A LITTLE BIT, bETTER AND, i THINK THAT'S WORTH A TRY, rIGHT?
For the record I quite Like home grown Sylink. Heirloom Tomato of people that misuse hygeine products!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
please word your #nsfw more carefully eridans bubbly bubblebutt ass is about to screech across the tile floor squealing ee didnt say no wway to footjobs wwunderbar
I me★n come on "Silver h★ired prince" even just sounds rom★ntic.
▶︎ Play Thumb War With Me._ ▶︎ I Promise I Wil↔l Drag My Fingers Over Your Palm At The Start._ ▶︎ Like Chelicerae._
Twelve.
If you think about it... Ten snails with celery.
Hey why the fuck do you have a grub. A guy can't take a three day nap without you giving birth ???
Man why is it always chosen swords. Worst weapon.
this is great, vwatching the mowvies i vwant vwith twvo hot ladies. getting a piece of action is all that’s left, dig? #steaming #tension #perhaps
Soap, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, engine degreaser, moisturizer, glass cleaner, and cooking oil in one.
stayin still eyes closed let the wworld just pass me by pain pills nice clothes if i fall i think ill fly touch me midas make me part of your design none to guide us i feel fear for the vvery last time #lyricpost #fitcheck #doeserisolo #theanswwersyes
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ #deepmaids verses four ENLIGHTENMENT }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ } i dream of only the outskirts where your long-armed kin lay in dead reverie watching us watch ourselves from afar sat in depths unplunderable it is darkest + yet i see you clearer than all, my thous+-eyed voyeur, my manyreacher my { } unending in aberrance, in aberrance, pinned to the cutting slab i lay wanting, waiting in sacrificial imitada, { } bigeye travesty, playing fresh from the monger all i ask is to be taught what it means four something to end, over + over + over + over i comm+ my maid in kind above me } + she begins to pluck the scales from my bare back, in tiny schools of 4 so that suffering may gift me underst+ing ࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ ⟡ high culltess phosphor gloamfin, 4 AHIC, full record lost }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PROUD MUTANT WINDBAG. @carmineGnosiology. WHO WAS ON ALTERNIA FOR #BOYSNIGHT. FOR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS. BEFORE ELECTING TO CORRECT THE INVENTOR OF #SLAVERY. @commandingAuthority. ON HIS PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. #HESFINE #VIRTUEDEFENDED #IDIOTRESCUED #WHYAMIGOODNOW #YUCK #PORRIMDONOTBEMAD #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #ONEGAI #IHAVESUFFEREDENOUGH.
eribros really do keep wwinnin
excellent i shall be in touch
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I GET IN THE WATER. UP TO MY HIPS. AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE HAULS I DRAG ASHORE. #SUGGESTIVE.
wwe are in a upright fuckin rustie toepic renaissance right noww chinscab eribros do in fact continue to stay wwinnin
#hhhhh
those toes a yours are absurd
oh yeah that's fine
Okay yaoi and yuri can stay I was blind The mail people have to leave though.
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GOT a brilliant FUCKIN business idea I'm gonna start doin grubhub delivery but then I just keep the food YO LIKE who's gonna stop ME
WE'RE ALSO #ALWAYSHIRING. IF SHE WANTS TO AIM SLIGHTLY HIGHER. THAN CRAWLING AROUND ON THE SURFACE OF A DOOMED PLANET. WAITING TO DIE. #RUSTBLOODFACTORY #GREATBENEFITS #APPLYNOW
i get that some people see strife as a conwversation toots, but i just dont think a wvhip counts as "talk".
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
New idea! A spinoff of Sick Nasty Sunday but the objective is to have the worst sex possible! #SadSexSaturday? LMK if you think of a better name LOL #nsfw⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
Keep hating my chitts and i get upset aboout it proobably maybe even cry a little
Birds???????
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
i nevver said it wwas my only pair
* how it feels to not do your responsabilities and face consequences * your honot im just a girl
NEW POLICY! *THIS POLICY HAS BEEN REPEALED. I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” “I was tweaking,” and “Your Honor, you weren’t even there.”
H★ppy pride month, I'm so proud to be French.
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
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Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
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