Daraya Jonjet
@apatheticApostacy
not like you care
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▲hah, found an old store of booze from, idk, some cloister matron whos been dead forever, i think it's still good, best drink I've gotten since Lynera stuck her sniffsponge into my shit and made me come back▼
2har3?? 🥺
is alcohol hard to come by in your cloister? #substance
Word if ya 2lid3 m3 2om3 coord2 or 2om3thin ill roll through
i just posted this as a general question to the sisters in jade upon this site but i’ll ask you directly: would you like to learn how to make wine? #substance
Woooord
▼did bronya or lynera just put safety settings on our cloister internet wtf▲ ▼I get it for wanshi but gog at least tell us we're not wrigglers▲
:33< thats absomewtly assinine! :33< just like at least set up a passfurd that all the oldpurr jades know!
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲
w໑w just w໑w what w໑uld @ursaMaj໑r thⓘnk ab໑ut thⓘs s໑rdⓘd dⓘsplay ໑f ⓘmmaturⓘty lⓘke c໑me ໑n y໑u are h໑w many sweeps ໑ld and stⓘll actⓘng lⓘke thⓘs smh
y໑u mⓘght be the cutest wrⓘgglers fⓘrst pⓘtch s໑lⓘcⓘt໑r ⓘ have ever seen y໑u are lⓘke that 0 defende 100 ໑ffence meme nerds use e><cept s໑meh໑w y໑u sc໑red 0 ⓘn b໑th lma໑
You Must Weather The Proverbial Storm There Is No Other Way
▲so should i steal Lyneras photo collection, I feel like after yestereve it just makes sense to, maybe post a couple of them▼
▲got back to the cloister, but I'm pretty sure everyone's asleep▼ ▲wonder if i keep up being on a different schedule if I'll end up with less work, guess I'll find out▼
▼▼▼fuck it I'm coming back to the cloister hope you're happy▲▲▲
▼▼▼why the fuck do i always have to sacrifice enjoying my life for a system that never sacrificed anything for me▲▲▲
BECAUSE WERE ALL SUBJECT TO SAME BULLSHIT EXPECTATIONS THAT WE WERE BORN IN TO.
▲oh my gog this is so funny, i think two thirds of her likes are bronyas posts▼ ▲maybe this won't be totally lame, worth a couple laughs▼
- you know its not a good idea to be shirking your studies!!!!!! - even if lanque lost a bet and promised to do them which i entirely believe - still! this stuff is !!! really important !!! - and youre always just so flippant with it!!! - does bronya know about this!?
▼course you go right into telling bronya, snitch▲ ▼just be happy the work is still getting done▲ ▲anyways I'm gonna be out at a party dunno if you've ever heard of one of those▼
- EXCUSE ME for being concerned about setting this cloister up for success!!! - the point is that !!! you !!! are supposed to be doing the work daraya! - and youre off partying on the surface instead!!! - !!! @ursaMajor !!!
▼▼▼calling the matron again gog i swear▲▲▲ ▲Lanque and i have a deal and plus I've already left▼ ▲pull that rod out of your ass and lighten up just a little bit▼
▼▼▼uuuughhh▲▲▲ ▼▼oh my gog you can't be serious▲▲
▼▼▼▼▼GOG IM ON MY WAY BACK LAY OFF▲▲▲▲▲
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
[|||] timezones shmimezones, be awake when you wanna be awake~
You Remind Me Of Another Jadeblood.
▼if that's a 'you jades are all the same' joke you can go fuck yourself with a cerulean horn▲
It Is Not, I’ve Seen A FeW Of Your Posts And You Remind Me Of Kazumo Back Before She Left The Caverns.
▼▼▼the simp got here pack it up everyone funs over▲▲▲
[|||] who's the simp aaaaaand what're they ruining???
I have a feeling I know who this is about...
- !!! you know jealousy isnt a good look daraya !!! - why dont you shut that obnoxious load gaper! - and mind your own studies!!!!!
▼you getting pailed just once would fix you i know it▲
[|||] oh yoooooou're the simp!!! lmao
- so vulgar!!! - not all of us like to run around !!! fraternizing !!! with any surface troll that we find! - SOME of us take our work seriously!!!!!
RARELY BEFORE HAS ANYONE PUT ON, SUCH A CRIPPLING DISPLAY OF SELF HUMILIATION. I'M ACTUALLY AMAZED THIS BITCH EVEN DARES TO SHOW HER FACE OUTSIDE AT ALL. LET ALONE, ON THE INTERNET.
- who even are you!? - this is about an internal affair!!! - take your sniffnode somewhere else!
HOO HOO HOO. OR ELSE WHAT, BITCH. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼
was she at least good at pla7ing it?
So+rry yo+u have to+ go+ thro+ugh that.
▼all she knew was somewhere over the rainbow and it was out of tune▲
unf໑rtunate perhaps ne><t tⓘme she wⓘll pull ໑ut a m໑re appr໑prⓘate ⓘnstrument f໑r y໑u lⓘke a bass guⓘtar, nⓘce j໑b ໑n f໑rgettⓘng t໑ bl໑ck me agaⓘn by the way lmfa໑
youd be saving many future trolls time by making sure she cant go on any further dates
▲chittr what are the worst dates you've been on i need to laugh at someone else right now▼
:33 < that sounds like a purrfect blackrom date to me!! :33 < purrhaps blackrom just isn't fur mew?
more so i wanted my favorite shop owner to survive and the annoyance went beyond blackrom
When the 3am 7-11 clerk wanted to rizz me up to add a catgirl to her weed smoking polycule. She'd take me along with them on 'dates' which was just. Getting so high they stopped being able to function, eat pizza, and then ask me to drive them home as the designated driver. The only good thing was the pizza.
•ᴥ- went on a date where this guy saw a spider in my boobs and didn't want to be rude and say anything about it -‿- but then he finally did and it jumped onto him and he screamed so loud. in his fear, he leapt into the air, landed on his foot, and sprained it bad. -‿- he couldn't walk for the rest of the date, so my friend had to piggyback him through the terrorpark. -‿- heh. still cracks me up to this day. -ᴥ•
for our first date stels thought itd be a good idea to take mmmme to a petting zoo just outside outglut 15 mmmminutes in and one of the giant wwwwoolbeasts tried to bite mmmmy head off it sucked i ended up in the mmmmedical block after that but wwwwatching stels wwwwrestle the thing before i passed out mmmmustve been one of the hottest things ive ever experienced
B33 < compurrable tbh B33 < depends on if you can stomach the OG's furricking nastyloaves
▼if she pulls out a ukulele on our date I'm beating her to death with it▲
>>| smash that head with her .instrument.
it wwwwouldnt be the first timmmme a troll gets to cull sommmmeone for a sub-par entertainmmmment attemmmmpt and get awwwway wwwwith it, so there is a precedent
▲got on the train, one of the goldbloods in this cart keeps giving me a stupid fuckin look what does this loser want▼
▼▼why the fuck can't you buy a single train ticket as a jade the dumbass machine keeps trying to get me to buy a group ticket▲▲ ▼gog do they think we only move in packs i swear▲
>>| the fuck? group tickets? haven't taken train for life, but that's shocking reveal for me. .is .it more .expensive than single?
▲other than maybe getting shanked in the rust car probably not, long as I buy lower than Jade instead of higher▼
YOUR TALKING ABOUT THE GRAND TENGACTLESIAN STEMCLUSTER RIGHT? IVE HEARD OF HOW UNGOGLY CROWDED THAT PLACE IN SPECIFIC GETS.
you can go a long wwwway wwwwith only an olive ticket and a "borrowwwwed" hoodie believe mmmme
✿ ❦n w❦rk excurs𖥧❦ns 𖥧ve heard pe❦ple use 𖧧he bu𖥧l𖧧-𖥧n br❦nze lus𖥧𖥧 deal and d𖥧sgu𖥧se 𖧧hemselves as ❦ne 𖧧❦ cu𖧧 c❦s𖧧s. have 𖥧 seen 𖥧𖧧 𖥧n pers❦n? n❦, n❦𖧧 ye𖧧 ✿
✿ 𖧧hen 𖧧ry f𖥧nd𖥧ng a rus𖧧bl❦❦d 𖧧❦ share 𖧧he c❦s𖧧s w𖥧𖧧h f❦r a sp𖥧r𖥧𖧧ual med𖥧um cadaver deal ✿
i must remind every1.. #shavehim https://forms.gle/9ohcawZb1fgB4HxKA
▲@ursaMajor gonna be away from the cloister for a bit, hitting up a few parties, @eternalLife is gonna cover my shifts▼ ▲guess the hornyposting trend wasn't totally lame after all▼
Okay well just be careful ok? AND avoid any Drones they're not quite fond of us cloitered Jades being out of our caverns.
Sorry! I'm just looking out for you! Drones are no joke!
▲hey @barackObama if you comment under this in 5 minutes I'll post my spheres, gotta win a bet▼
... What the hell, sure.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d7d9e3abd97.jpg ▲@eternalLife you owe me those free nights▼ #nsfw
I am more than happy to listen to my constituents.
▲crazy that this is all it takes for you people to hornypost▼
I Would say the same thing, but honestly, it's fun seeing into people's horny thoughts.
▲i think I've gotten enough people horny for me on this site tbh▼ ▲out of ideas that aren't lame as fuck honestly▼
▲is #eridanweek still happening I could have sworn it got cancelled after yesterday▼
THEY'LL BE WISHING THEY CANCELLED SOON.
