Calliope Lalonde
@uxorialUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
Let me tell you something. You're pl★ying checkers? Me? I'm pl★ying ★ g★me th★t's more comple⚔ th★n checkers.
...holy shit... ...connect four...
Looks like I'm playing chess while you're playing chess like an idiot.
you're playing checkers and i'm also playing checkers. we are having fun together.
Ok★y, post's over, De★n did it better.
5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel
Fucking p★rdon?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/
I don't know..... Th★t's sc★ry.....
#MyWife
if anything coUld make me less interested, it's the begging. the insistence. the desperation.
Oh dear. That vagueness doesn’t sound fun love, is everything alright?💚
oh, don't worry. he can't toUch me. stick aroUnd, yoU'll see who this is aboUt eventUally. he's not... sUbtle. ~_~
That is equal parts very intriguing and worrying. I shall wait with baited breath.💚
it's like watching a train wreck. or, rather, a recording of a train wreck. a wreck of which i've only ever seen the aftermath. in a sense, yoU coUld argUe my brother, too, was a victim of lord english. denied the choice to do anything with his life bUt become him. caUght in the whirlpool of entropy, a single path which can have no other oUtcome bUt the conditions which birthed it. i doUbt he woUld have chosen to be a "good person," withoUt the lord's inflUence. bUt perhaps he coUld have *been* a person.
It's sickening. Impossibly delicate, impossible to deter or derail. And yet.
you know, you're probably not wrong about the victim thing, people who do bad things probably have been victims of systems they have no control over. but choice matters too. i feel like you can only go so far with forgiveness if the person doesn't intend to make up for their deeds. it is definitely a shame that it sounds like your brother never got the chance to choose, though.
i did not want to know that! XU~
I’ll spare you further detail, for your convenience.
i've had mUch less patience of late, when it comes to Unwanted advances from certain cherUbim. qUite frankly, hearing *that* makes me want to be sick! i jUst want these men to leave me well enoUgh alone.
and in doing so, yoU've implied fUrther detail. thanks a bloody tonne.
the entire chittr community rn:
it's the first bit of good news some of us have gotten in a bit.
good bloody show, kris! i... er... somehow doUbt he'll stay that way, bUt... blimey! :U
oh, I would need to put a LOT more than just one down to make it stick.
all this talk of handles, i've changed mine a bit! Uxorial shoUld distingUish me from my coUnterparts as "the married one." ^u^
i wish i coUld talk to her, bUt... it's a bit too risky. i'll watch her from afar.
WHO —EMBER💥
telling yoU woUld defeat the pUrpose!!
GOD WHY IS EVERYONE I KNOW SO DAMN CRYPTIC —EMBER💥
Good luck.
a hallmark of the species, i'm afraid! ;U
UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH CAN IT NOT BE THOUGH —EMBER💥
︎♥ .nwad erofeb tuo selzzis netfo sehsiw sroetem A
BLUH. —EMBER💥
if it were Up to me, i woUld tell yoU. bUt it might pUt her in danger. if yoU're clever, yoU might figUre it oUt yoUrself. it's jUst best to keep oUr direct connection as tenUoUs as possible.
... FINE. WHATEVER. —EMBER💥
it's really more exhaUsting than anything. the fact he thinks he can get Under my skin in that way... he'll take any refUsal as me "playing coy." disgUsting.
every time a man tries to chat me Up, i get a little bit closer to considering homicide! ^u^💢 it's really beginning to Upset me. and i like to think i've cUltivated a very calm and relaxed oUtlook!!
I think out of all of the people in the world deserving to go a little homicidal, you are absolutely at the top of that list. You can have at least one rampage of bloodlust. As a treat.
Kill all(majority of) men
thank yoU, dirk, i appreciate the acknowledgement!
it's not even that common with most men. it seems primarily concentrated around certain cherUbic individUals. blech! XU~
You have my condolences, no one should ever have to deal with that.
i think u should b aloud 2 commit a bit of homicide evry now an then
woUld that it were so simple, love. U~U
[☠︎︎] CALLIOPE YOU REALLY SHOULD NOT HOLD IT BACK OR EVENTUALLY YOU SNAP AND COMMIT SOMETHING REGRETTABLE AND IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO HURT THE LIVING THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF WORLDS WITH CREATURES THAT YOU CAN BASH FREE OF GUILT PICK A RANDOM APOCALYPTIC REALM AND GO HELP SURVIVORS BY SMASHING SOME ZOMBIES #VIOLENCE [☠︎︎]
that is... qUite a good idea, actUally. i'll see aboUt it, althoUgh deUs ex machina is typically frowned Upon by the powers that be. ^~^
Murder WOULD look lovely on you!
i managed to get dirk oUt of the hoUse for a photoshoot!!! poor bloke's been a bit reclUsive of late. when i designed his Updated god tier, he had two non-negotiable reqUests: "Keep the poofy asshole pantaloons," and "Don't let me look too much like that asshole." while certain design sensibilities are shared, sUch as the samUrai-inspired look and the popped collar, i think i've made it look distinct enoUgh! one of *my* non-negotiable featUres was keeping the green accents normally only present on the prince's shoes! accUrate aspect coloUr palettes are important to me. ~u~ oh, and the tiara. the hood shape is too iconic to do away with entirely, after all!
i really oUght to come to one of these fight nights. i'm meant to be a protector, damn it, i shoUld know how to tUssle!
another of my godhood designs! qUite proUd of the bomber jacket. and of managing to snap a candid of jUne where she's not blUrry or oUt of focUs. ~u~
(( and of managing to recreate the windsock in heroforge 🥲 #mypain
time to dig myself a little hole of embarrassment! ~u~;
Oh no, what happened???
naUght bUt a faUx pas, don't worry! nothing too serioUs, jUst... a bit overeager. i sUppose i've cherUbim on the mind, and... well, yoU don't have to worry aboUt it.
Good.
...and, who is this? :U
<:/ If you insist, Callie! Hope you’re doing alright <3
It is who it always is. I merely broke my Overcoat’s computer in a fit of. Emotion. And now Dean is refusing to capitalize my words properly as I dictate them.
heeheehee, apologies for the slow reply, my wife and i were in a laUghing fit!!! >u< oh my god. yoU coUldn't even be bothered to wait? yoU simply *had* to continUe posting???? pfftheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Clearly your hideous brain is concocting fantasies. My motivations are always far more sinister and grand than. Whatever nonsense you spew. Clearly.
what is it aboUt toes that sparks sUch inflamed reactions? people fetishise all sorts of body parts, bUt for some reason it's toes that seem most liable to give people the willies.
<<"from what i know, it's because the part of the pan that controls the feet is really close to the part that controls pleasure, but that might be a lie i was told">>
that's why it's fetishised, sUre - bUt why does this one fetish throw those withoUt it into sUch a fit? :U
<<"ohhh i see,, i guess it's probably that it's common enough that people hear about it, but equally just out there enough that the people who aren't into it struggle to comprehend it?">>
he really thinks i'm jUst playing hard-to-get with him, doesn't he? #vagUeposting
apologies if i've been short with anyone lately! yes, even yoU, brother. i've had a fair bit of stress bUilding Up, and i've not been dealing with it as well as i coUld. bUt it's no excUse for impropriety, of coUrse!
...i literally helped her design her trollsona. >:U #vagueposting
(( tfw u get ooc blocked by someone youd been interacting with ;~;