

Roxy Lalonde
@voidArchitect
dirks manager in some type of way. he/she. (pfp by itsdirk)

out of recs of some of my friends, i have decided 2 join hello dirk

soz ive been like really busy with like work stuff but if u ever need car help i am just a call away ill rescue u ;3

i feel like i have not made this chit before so ladies.

it needs 2 go back 2 being winter spring kinda blows

made myself a strawberry latte with whipped cream and then i naturally had 2 make one for hal lmaooo man is vvv gud at appearing all of a sudden when its something he likes

they had my caramel cloud cookie in the vending machine yippie

took my guy @heartmarauder out drinking like i said i would btw isnt he just the cutest

@insufferableprick i am soz that i didnt share my subway sandwich with u lol i am taking ur pity as beautiful envy abt my lovely footlong sandwich

bragging bc hal brought me a sandwich from subway i think its 2 distract me so he can spend the whole time patting cats

i think it was cute u guys r just haters

i think u should get urself a man that would make u ur own timeline bc he likes u or something

like i said before u wish u were at my beach episode

the thought of corrupting someone thats so strongly connected 2 the internet is a bit funny ngl its not my fault i am hals most fun friend i think striders need 2 chill actually i can do that think where i drink and pass it 2 him through his mouth like a good friend would

if hal is interested in tasting things now i should take him drinking get him those fancy drinks hal in da club lmaoo

sometimes its like wow i wish i could go for a drive and like a whole moment passes by before im like i can just do that
Sits on your counter. Knocks off your cup. Steals your food. Roxy style / dashing rogue escape

anyway i am tots ride or die with dirk dont look any deeper into that

honestly its so funny 2 turn around and go on abt how u r ride or die for like a terrible toxic man and see ppl try 2 like save’ u or something like girl i am aware he is awful lol im not dumb

my secret admirer brought me more guylian chocolates btw idk who they r but they have gud taste

so very close 2 the warrior cats game much hype

hals photo made me want 2 take one myself so perhaps i will
















