♣ mediated by @voidArchitect
‘we all know that the minions movie is peak cinema, but what are your thoughts on it’ you’re really asking me what i think about the minions movie @turntechgiveshead ? calling it peak cinema actually makes me wish that i could cry for you but my sense of disgust is getting in the way, pity. i’m going to send you a file with actual good cinema. feast your ganderbulbs on them and come back when you have a sense of true peak cinema. do not do this again or i will personally convert your rear wing into a commemorative collarbones-crushing device in the #violence type of way. i do however mildly find the fact that you exposed your trolltag impressive especially when the question is as fucking awful. oh and i didn’t watch it.
*casts instant brazilian wax on u*
😙✌️
name ONE lie ive told
at least you know you can trust me ive never told a lie even once just to see what it was like
Not now kitten. Daddy is writing is novel about a turtle and a tiger falling in love with the same rock.
When daddy makes it big, he’ll buy you one of those fancy rich boy cars. Just be patient kitten.
Letting gcat have a beer! #saturyay #whatthehell #sure
That’s enough. If I do anymore, I will get cute aggression and commit #violence.
Z. i wwonder howw jealouz he wwould be if i called up that filthy gold blood inztead. .Z
Z. he zhould come ovver more often if he wwantz me all to himzelf needy baztard. .Z
y'all are so goddamn nosey
oh its on motherfucking sight i am laying that bed in front of you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
hahah you mean at right
its not i gave up when you popped back online
please call me dave "all you can eat buttffet" strider dave "one inch tongue punch" strider dave "pacific rim" strider dave "ass to mouth skill level with no gap" strider dave "dinner is served face first" strider dave "meatier meteor splitter" strider dave "back door catering" strider dave "full moon festival feaster" strider dave "meat between the buns sandwich artisan" strider dave "crack attack" strider dave "taint missin a single goddamn meal" strider dave "cheeky" strider dave "three hour trombone soloist" strider dave "bottomless brunch honored" strider dave "analysis" strider dave "she was on the tip of my tongue" strider dave "cake by the ocean" strider dave "rear admiral on deck" strider dave "buttery biscuit bandit" strider dave "worships at the profaned altar below" strider dave "walks through the valley of the shadow of death" strider dave "bun appetit" strider dave "tongue twister champion" strider dave "bottom feeder" strider dave "legally classified as a chair for shipping purposes" strider dave "lunar eclipse watcher" strider dave "anal voyeur" strider dave "sit here and wait for your table" strider dave "runs his mouth" strider
btw forwarding the fuck out of your jarposts to jane derpass
the peel is goin to be LEGENDARY
#Microphilia on deck? My respect for you has increased.
bein in my quads is wwakin up evvery light to slobbery piggies if youre curious wwhat it is you are missin out on
Floor.
Z. more captain euryal for me. .Z
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, heh, a𝚿e kn❀w 𝚿e will. ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
Oh man. Sorry to hear that happened.
The bonds already been established between my REAL HUMAN CHUM and i. No need to get friendly with the robo ripoff.