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@turnedtechGod

more machine than man weapon of war eternity bound dms open send memes

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is this a cry for help https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d2e0ecea624.jpg

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i swear they just love to needle at you for funsies it brings them joy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3648de80c73.jpg

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In our defense it is incredibly funny.

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You already knew that.

i need every single one of you who followed me studied under a microscope

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That'd have to be a big microscope.

that includes you bro

Pretty sure I'm the *least* surprising follower you have. Who the fuck is Rankmaid?

well yeah youre my brother also @archiveAddict is a really hot babe that writes fics her stuff is good im following her tag

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... feferi why did you like my entire post history girl do you have something to say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0a69d1a3984.jpg

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38D )(e)(e.

well?

I pike your posts! T)(ey're funny. 383

theyre not even remotely funny im being a dick

I t)(ink it's a little bit funny )(ow you're trying to be, as you said, a dick and everyone's just swarming at you. 38P It's mildly amusing!

you freaks just get off on being degraded like animals and want to be put in your place #nsfw i guess https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d45d9dffbea.jpg

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あなたが思っている以上に私は対応できます。

それは、私が決めることよ、ベイビー。

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では、ぜひお越しください。調べてください。;)

私にはペニスなんて付いてないわよ、ダマラ。期待を裏切って悪かったわね。……もっとも、もしあなたがちょっとした「フィスト」に抵抗がないなら話は別だけど。#nsfw

私がペニスだけが好きなのは誰が言ったのですか? 私はすべてが好きです。

文字通り何もない――まるでケン人形のように。

それは実はとてもクールです。 まだ手があります。それが重要なのです。 ストラップオンを試したことはありますか?

もし、私が触れても溶けてしまわないようなものを見つけてくれるのなら――もちろん、それで構いません。

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探しに行って周りに聞いてみます

もしそうしてくれたら、褒美をあげよう。

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also quit liking my posts what is there to like im being a piece of shit and you guys bow at my feet in droves

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@archiveAddict[AA]

hh

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Here let me help you out.

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

funny

nevermind this place is the ninth layer of hell

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im going to literally eat glass physically i will look you in the eyes while i bite into an empty coke bottle like im crunching on a piece of hard candy and eat it

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omgggg liek an old coke bottle or 1 of the new knes?

whichever one i can get my hands on

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oooo options

cAn wE FuCkInG MaKeOuT AfTeR Or?

yeah i can spit glass shards down your throat for good measure #violence #nsfw

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tHaT'S WhAt a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaS HoPiNg fOr (O: gEt tHe sTrAwBeRrY JaM AnD GrApE JeLlY EvErYwHeRe bRoThEr. SpOnGe aIn't wOrTh a dAmN If iT CaN'T SoAk uP AlL ThAt tAsTy jUiCe wE GoT. gOtTa lIkE GeT My cLaWs wEt, PlEnTy oF RoOm iN ThAt pUsH CaGe yOu gOt. MaYbE YoU WaNt iT SlOw, GoTtA DrAw oUt aLl tHaT MoThEr. FuCkIn. PaIn. (o: #NsFw #ViOlEnCe

i dont have any organs to speak of or blood for that matter youll just get a mouthful of oil and probably have your body crushed im a heavy war machine #nsfw #violence

sTiLl iNtO It (O: NaH MaN I BeT YoU AiN'T ThAt fUcKiNg hEaVy. NoT LiKe iT CoUlD KiLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR In aNyWaY ThAt mAtTeReD. bEeN FuCkInG CuT ChUtE To mOtHeR FuCkInG ChUtE. #vIoLeNcE #gOrE

im actually THAT heavy even a highblood would have trouble you say that now until i oopsie turn you into ashes not sure if you can deadpool bounce back from that broham its a lot worse than being gutted with your organs hanging out like party poppers #nsfw #gore

i'm wIlLiNg tO FiNd tHe fUcK OuT If yOu aRe. Oh nAh bRo sHe wEnT ThRoUgH A MoThErFuCkEr, StRaIgHt oUt tHe oThEr sIdE HoTdOg sTyLe.gOt tHe bOsS BlAdDeR In mY NuGbOnE. aIn't gOd tIeR Or aNyThInG BuT AiN'T KiLlAbLe eItHeR. #gOrE #vIoLeNcE

do yall have selective hearing is that it or is this place actually hell https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f8b626dcfc4.jpg

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

evveryone right noww apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

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okay ricky is chill

yall STOP theyre going to find it sus why im freaking the fuck out https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbd34e0f4556.jpg

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okay now you guys are doing this shit on purpose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91e1519fe692.jpg

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leave it to any variant of rose to do shit just to spite me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6c3328fe03.jpg

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bruh stop following me this is my secret place to complain into the void where they cant see it

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

no

eridan what even is the point of the follow button of not to curate your online experience you definitely dont need to see what im posting

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

sorry i cant see wwhat youre typin since it seems all of your complaints are bein throwwn in the vvoid fuck dude

okay that was funny id laugh if i had the capacity to speak or lungs to breathe

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

id try and help wwith that if i could but howw the fuck do i find a goddamn vvoice box lungs are easy though

what no

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

fuck you mean no i didnt offer im just sayin its easy to find i wwasnt bein serious sayin that coño

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oh hey they returned the bed to the room finally at least now it isnt so empty in here not that i even need it to sleep because i cant but at the very least my shiny metal ass has a place to sit looks like they reinforced it some more how *nice* of them

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Pretty sure the life lesson here is "stop misbehaving."

i could look at them wrong or flare my nostrils and they flag me for misbehaving

That's probably because you keep misbehaving.

im a good weapon what else do they want from me

For you to stop drawing dicks on the walls, probably.

theyre humorless and boring government entities with no bitches and theyre mad my dick is bigger than theirs

And yet they still have the balls to do what they do.

they can get castrated #nsfw #violence

I knew you'd say that.

B)

... should i be concerned that four daves just followed me all at once or

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Si

@cabezaRota[CR]

ayudame coño

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No >:o]

who was going to tell me theres a latino dlc for alternia why am i only now leaning this i should know everything by now yet somehow i manage to get surprised

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

news to me

*learning my reputation in shambles if i get caught lacking ever again im unplugging myself

exactly

guys shes liking my chitts im giggling like a schoolgirl and going "kyaaaa~" and everything

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Me Encanta A Amor!!!!!!

oh my god she writes fanfic why is it so good who is she im about to spend the next couple of hours spamming her content now finally some good food even though i cant eat thats besides the point

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wait hold on shes hot actually nevermind carry on

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who the hell just followed me all youre going to see on here is my never ending yapping as is customary to davelings and perhaps the mad ramblings of a "man" unraveling to a millennia of metatextual awareness on occasion

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