

dave ereid strider
@timeGod
haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they

PINNED Please do not reply! - Post-Game Dave - Candy and Meat don't exist! - He/They guything, AMAB - Polyamorous with male/male adjacent lean BOUNDRIES - No incest. - Shipping okay! Will typically gravitate to Karkats and Johns but if your OC meshes well with him then that's cool too! - Selfcest is fine, he thinks its funny. - No NSFW with writers I'm not familiar with. I'll make posts and engage with other posts of such nature on the timeline, but I am not comfortable writing it with people I don't know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1f60b242f6.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21vr7QixnNLE1m2iRHQMFZ?si=Z16hLBXYR0qyB_yIDb9b_w

im tired

rare aesthetic: suddenly losing your ability to create art after dedicating years of your life to it

there will be enough to fertilize a lemon tree for the rest of the season

man i be too chronically offline to get dms my shit is emptyyy

do i like pickles? no i actively loath them do i want to buy a pickle from the Pickle Priest? yes absolutely but what would i do with a loathsome pickle?

“a vampire biting you would hurt you know” yeah man thats the point part of it

i would never kill my self i love masturbating too much

date idea: just you me us in my kitchen while i cook and tell you not to touch anything in my kitchen because im extremely protective over it and dont want you messing up my food that i am trying to make for you so its the best goddamn meal of your life even though you insist you can help but i tell you no babe its my mansion in my kitchen i should make you the food for tonight and you should relax and take a load off while i feed you and tell you sweet things during dinner or whatever

love really is just finding someone whose “ugh stop” vibes double as foreplay lol

being annoying only works when the attraction is already doing half the forgiving

im completely normal i prommy

good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd

sorry i act weird when im uncomfortable and also when im comfortable

any dream you have that involves pickled figs is merely a pickled fig themed premonition this too shall pass but pickled figs are forever…

love when they draw a carrot on the carrot cake to remind you this aint no ordinary fucking cake youre dealing with

I DEADASS NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE DEEP IN ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I NEEEEEED TO BE BRED. HOOOOLY SHIT.

just got a tornado watch warning if yall dont hear from me assume that john killed me

you might be asking oh dave why do you say the most out of pocket things as soon as you wake up and to that i say i dont fucking know bruh

i hate suckin dick when its soft bc the gremlin in me wants to chew it

ugh headache

















