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go my davelings.

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haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they

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PINNED Please do not reply! - Post-Game Dave - Candy and Meat don't exist! - He/They guything, AMAB - Polyamorous with male/male adjacent lean BOUNDRIES - No incest. - Shipping okay! Will typically gravitate to Karkats and Johns but if your OC meshes well with him then that's cool too! - Selfcest is fine, he thinks its funny. - No NSFW with writers I'm not familiar with. I'll make posts and engage with other posts of such nature on the timeline, but I am not comfortable writing it with people I don't know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1f60b242f6.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21vr7QixnNLE1m2iRHQMFZ?si=Z16hLBXYR0qyB_yIDb9b_w

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im tired

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rare aesthetic: suddenly losing your ability to create art after dedicating years of your life to it

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there will be enough to fertilize a lemon tree for the rest of the season

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@timeGod[TG]

man i be too chronically offline to get dms my shit is emptyyy

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it is not

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@evilBiologist[EB]

hey ig >:B

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@cosmicCanine[CC]

Nothing bro, go back to sleep

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lemme get all up in your business bby <3

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its almost 4 in the afternoon hell no im not sleeping

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@evilBiologist[EB]

HMMM... i'll think about it

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@cosmicCanine[CC]

you should meet my bro, dude sleeps all day and gets up at 12 AM

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B;)))))))

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@timeGod[TG]

couldnt be me lmao

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@cosmicCanine[CC]

Tbf yeah....i get hella restless if i'm laying there past 4AM

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@timeGod[TG]

do i like pickles? no i actively loath them do i want to buy a pickle from the Pickle Priest? yes absolutely but what would i do with a loathsome pickle?

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Feed it to a friend who likes pickles

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imma be so fr i dont think i have friends that like pickles

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@timeGod[TG]

“a vampire biting you would hurt you know” yeah man thats the point part of it

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Not all of them cause pain with their bites, actually. That's a common misconception. While what we may consider "Vampires" don't truly exist, as such an idea stems from ancient stories and urban legends, those who sustain themselves off of blood commonly possess the abilities to render any wounds they inflict painless, and as blood loss often causes most beings to become drowsy and lightheaded, a lot of victims of such feeding don't even notice. Of course, sustaining yourself off of blood implies some degree of blood-manipulation or blood-related power, and many can cause this sort of numbing-reaction without needing to bite you first.

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:33 < i dont know about vampires, but rainbow drinker bites can be quite... x//33 < intoxicating

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i aint readin allat

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@timeGod[TG]

lets say theyre very similar and are probably about the same

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@timeGod[TG]

i would never kill my self i love masturbating too much

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date idea: just you me us in my kitchen while i cook and tell you not to touch anything in my kitchen because im extremely protective over it and dont want you messing up my food that i am trying to make for you so its the best goddamn meal of your life even though you insist you can help but i tell you no babe its my mansion in my kitchen i should make you the food for tonight and you should relax and take a load off while i feed you and tell you sweet things during dinner or whatever

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

SWOON.

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thank you thank you i know i know romance so well

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SO WELL. MAKES A VANTAS BLUSH!

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good good means im doing everything right B;)

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AHEHEHEE. (//:B

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love really is just finding someone whose “ugh stop” vibes double as foreplay lol

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being annoying only works when the attraction is already doing half the forgiving

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@barackObama[BO]

I can confirm this one, actually.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

gotta be cute about it.

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@timeGod[TG]

im completely normal i prommy

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Total: 64
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

YOU AND ME BOTH SSTRIDER >83

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

oh then thats ok

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lmao

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

yeah we cool

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sick

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good gods i need their fucking bulge so goddamn badddddddd

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

so like idk rizz em up or whatever why the fuck are you on your knees like a prancy ass disney prince about to bust into song but with like one one hundredth the actual sauce put behind it i can show you my hole like what the fuck ereid that short for eridan

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no thats just my middle name man i think it means red or something i looked it up once but i was like 10 when i did also i have to be smooth about it i cant just do that or else ill lose my cool guy status or whatever my aura cannot be compromised here

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

yo how fucking long has it been since you were ten like you only googled your name one ass time are you even me

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like 21 years ago at this point i kinda just stopped giving a shit after that

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sure you arent day dreaming about me?

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no

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nah you gotta be

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nope

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sorry i act weird when im uncomfortable and also when im comfortable

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Moe Moe Kyun!!
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@capriciousWardog[CW]

hOw wE PoSe tO TeLl tHe dIfFeReNcE BrO?

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unfortunately there is no difference there is simply a state of eternal confusion

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yEaH, tHaT FuCkIn sOuNdS LiKe yOu bRo (O:

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@timeGod[TG]

any dream you have that involves pickled figs is merely a pickled fig themed premonition this too shall pass but pickled figs are forever…

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Whatever The Fuck That Means.

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pickled figs

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love when they draw a carrot on the carrot cake to remind you this aint no ordinary fucking cake youre dealing with

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

I DEADASS NEED SOMEONE TO BE BULGE DEEP IN ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW. I NEEEEEED TO BE BRED. HOOOOLY SHIT.

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i woulD volunteer but iDk if you coulD take it

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gross

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

OKAY MAN. YOU CAN JUST. NOT LOOK AT MY FREAKPOSTS, YKNOW?

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you could have some damn shame but that aint happening either now is it

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MY FREAKINESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

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clearly

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(;B

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@timeGod[TG]

just got a tornado watch warning if yall dont hear from me assume that john killed me

Kult: +18
Kull: +5
Total: 23
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o-It-will-pass-or-it-wont-but-dont-worry-you-wont-be-able-to-be-distressed-anymore-if-it-doesnT---

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you might be asking oh dave why do you say the most out of pocket things as soon as you wake up and to that i say i dont fucking know bruh

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Total: 67
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its in our dna son

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lmao yeah thats probably it

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@hiemalSpectrolite[HS]

ththe minute you wake up iss when ththe veil bbetween ththe conssciouss and ssubbconssciouss iss ththinnesst and ththuss ththe mosst random ffucked up chitss happen

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youre right and thats what makes em bangers

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@timeGod[TG]

i hate suckin dick when its soft bc the gremlin in me wants to chew it

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:33< i get this yeah

itþ all þauþage at the end of the day

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its like the skin of rotisserie chicken i cant help it

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i can always count on u 2 brighten my tl w this kind of crap evry mornin

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you get me and thats all i need

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exactlyyyy

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#relatable

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B) happy to do everyone this disservice

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

yeah, i think it's time for you to go vegetarian

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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

absolutely the fuck not

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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeGod[TG]

ugh headache

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Total: 6