the real slim shady
@timeGod
haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they
PINNED Please do not reply! - Post-Game Dave - Candy and Meat don't exist! - He/They guything, AMAB - Polyamorous with male/male adjacent lean BOUNDRIES - No incest. - Shipping okay! Will typically gravitate to Karkats and Johns but if your OC meshes well with him then that's cool too! - Selfcest is fine, he thinks its funny. - No NSFW with writers I'm not familiar with. I'll make posts and engage with other posts of such nature on the timeline, but I am not comfortable writing it with people I don't know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1f60b242f6.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21vr7QixnNLE1m2iRHQMFZ?si=Z16hLBXYR0qyB_yIDb9b_w
FUCK ME theres no way its 72 out right now what the fuck
not looking forward to stepping outside in a minute its gonna be 92 today
what the hell why did my shit unfollow some people one sec
[citation not needed no prablem]
source: i said so
sexy wear for the manly and curvaceous #nsfw
mmmmmmm might joyride on my motorcycle lolll
transman final boss spiderman and sword combo
whos your favorite spiderman variant (characters not actors)
hell yeah. character wise i really like spider-punk but in terms of concept i think my favorite is spiders-man
realll close second is spiderrex ngl but i think i just really enjoy the silly concept ones
i forgot badges existed im ngl ill get the gay flag one when i forget then remember and then forget again and then remember and th
Playing: Can't We Try - Rockell, Collage https://youtu.be/5jPWMQ_uISo?si=rD1-IkmxKWsQfmMv
oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments
five guys burgers haha
いいからポテト袋に入れとけ。
i made my ruling too soon i shoulda waited SIGH
woe is me or whatever lmao
ok im not dying anymore we good
love smelling like a balsamic vinaigrette salad while walking the ancient streets of santorini 💕💕
im dying- i- i must....... shitpost..... before its too late
this one seems relatively aight
aughhjddjdf goofnight
i ttthink the lack of sleep is getting to me
ok lemme amend that statement good luck figuring out which timeline to hop to
THAT’S WHAT MY DAVE SAYS WHEN HE CLEARLY ISN’T. DAVE STRIDER GET SOME PROPER FUCKING SLEEP SO HELP ME GOG.
i got two handfuls of skittles and im thinkin about what to make rn if thats anything
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. WOULD SUGGEST ONE OF YOUR HUMAN BURGERS WITH THOSE DORITOS YOU LOVE SO MUCH.
orders like 50 bucks worth of candles for my place
my place boutta smell like a dnd tavern
i dont usually go hemming and hawing but like hmmmmmmm
