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@timeGod

haha whats another dave on the timeline huh he/they

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@timeGod[TG]

PINNED Please do not reply! - Post-Game Dave - Candy and Meat don't exist! - He/They guything, AMAB - Polyamorous with male/male adjacent lean BOUNDRIES - No incest. - Shipping okay! Will typically gravitate to Karkats and Johns but if your OC meshes well with him then that's cool too! - Selfcest is fine, he thinks its funny. - No NSFW with writers I'm not familiar with. I'll make posts and engage with other posts of such nature on the timeline, but I am not comfortable writing it with people I don't know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1f60b242f6.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21vr7QixnNLE1m2iRHQMFZ?si=Z16hLBXYR0qyB_yIDb9b_w

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@timeGod[TG]

mmm borger

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Yummy! > ♡

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@timeGod[TG]

i start with P and end with ORN what am i? PRONGHORN

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fuck my life they took both ky answers im gonna . idk kick a rock

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HONESTLY HAVVIN TO SCROLL TO THE JOKE WWITHOUT THE REED MORE MADE ME GIGGLE. LONG ASS CHITT ON MY FEED ONLY TO SEA "PRONGHORN" AT THE END.

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@timeGod[TG]

rip

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The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

trombone spelled REALLY wrong.

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@yaoiMerchant[YM]

really had to wait with anticipated breath for this punchline every pixel i scrolled with something of titling anticipation like i was a live action tv show dad with his fingers wiggling over the cookie jar punchline was worth im eating that cookie 10/10

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@timeGod[TG]

pff well glad it still got its intended purpose out of you

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@timeGod[TG]

i GUESS

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@timeGod[TG]

fuck yeah get that cookie

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@yaoiMerchant[YM]

cookie revieved bro good joke i didnt even see it coming dude

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@adiosToreador[AT]

i LIKE, pRONGHORNS, }:)

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@timeGod[TG]

do you think arceus stays in heaven because he too fears what he created?

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shuut the fuck uuup

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@timeGod[TG]

no

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@timeGod[TG]

I HAAAAATE BEING BUSYYYYY oh my god

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@timeGod[TG]

neurodivergent creampie call that an infodump

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@timeGod[TG]

“you cant fix him” i dont want to fix him i want to FUCK him! im a pervert not a psychologist

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮×ﻌ⊙აฅ 🗯️ spit your facts ^^^^^^^^^^

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so true. is what i would say. if i could relate to this at all.

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@timeGod[TG]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can saute but then there are also the horrors one day we will saute the horrors

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@timeGod[TG]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

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@timeGod[TG]

i fucking love <3 how would i even communicate without <3

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@timeGod[TG]

man its late as fuck how are people posting rn </3 how am *i* even posting rn

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Kull: +20
Total: 49
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:33 < b3caus3 w3 … YES *WE* ar3 purrf3ctly fin3 at this stat3 to b3 making post!

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@timeGod[TG]

this is probably a true and correct statement in some alternate timeline somewhere

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its always late in midnight city, kid.

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⦓ Timezones... ⦔

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@timeGod[TG]

all i need right now is skin to skin slow but aggressive kissing watching it move in and out

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@timeGod[TG]

every time i get close to someone i feel like a stray dog trying to live in a house

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@timeGod[TG]

like i dont know where to put my body or how loud im allowed to be

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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
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aww, that's really cute though!

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@timeGod[TG]

not my laboratory not my Creature

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Kull: +5
Total: 20
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pReaCh!!!

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@timeGod[TG]

mmm yeah no i like my men pathetic but not that pathetic

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@timeGod[TG]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit im just like this"

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Total: 29
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@knightGeneticist[KG]

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

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a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Y3ah all th3 tim3

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@timeGod[TG]

if we had cat ears it would kinda be a problem because my ears would be permanently locked on airplane mode and everyone will think im ungrateful and full of hate and they would be correct

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@timeGod[TG]

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner because i have no fuckin idea where im going

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@timeGod[TG]

what the fuck am i going to do about me

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
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˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Perhaps, be gentle and kind, and allow yourself some comfort?

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@timeGod[TG]

ill allow it this once

Kult: +5
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˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Most excellent!!

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@timeGod[TG]

best relationship cheat code is finding somebody who thinks the way youre annoying is hot

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@timeGod[TG]

posted this and got an immediate like and rechitt i knew this chitt was a banger

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true

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@timeGod[TG]

begging for just one day where my stomach doesnt hurt

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@timeGod[TG]

its too late for me btw my ass woke up in the middle of the night again