♣️ Rose Lalonde ♣️
@flightyBroad
Curious lifelong yearner. INTJ. Questioning. Think naught of my lines of inquiry intersecting where they may. I seek to furnish understanding of the world with fetching scarves of erudite information.
(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ A͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇l͇y͇ l͇i͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. W͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇s͇ o͇f͇ h͇o͇m͇e͇ o͇n͇ o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇. O͇r͇ p͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇e͇r͇m͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ "h͇i͇v͇e͇"?͇ G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇ h͇a͇s͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ m͇o͇s͇t͇ a͇c͇c͇o͇m͇m͇o͇d͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇. L͇e͇t͇ u͇s͇ r͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇ g͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ h͇o͇l͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇n͇e͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇i͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇s͇ o͇f͇ l͇o͇c͇o͇m͇o͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. M͇u͇s͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ a͇r͇e͇ q͇u͇i͇t͇e͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇i͇c͇u͇l͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ w͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ u͇n͇u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ m͇y͇e͇l͇i͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇a͇t͇h͇ j͇u͇m͇p͇s͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ o͇f͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. L͇a͇c͇t͇i͇c͇ a͇c͇i͇d͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. S͇a͇l͇i͇v͇a͇ s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇s͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇ a͇p͇p͇r͇e͇c͇i͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇...f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇a͇c͇a͇b͇r͇e͇. A͇n͇d͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1cmHavi6msWZ ⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ A͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇t͇ l͇u͇l͇l͇a͇b͇y͇, d͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ i͇s͇ a͇m͇i͇s͇s͇, f͇l͇e͇e͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇. O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ A͇l͇o͇n͇e͇ i͇n͇ a͇ c͇r͇u͇e͇l͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇ L͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ m͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇e͇d͇. B͇u͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇n͇, f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇. W͇a͇r͇m͇t͇h͇, e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ g͇l͇e͇a͇m͇ A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ i͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇m͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇i͇r͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇ I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ f͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇o͇ c͇r͇y͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇'m͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇e͇d͇, l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇.
I beg and caution you all. Please do not bring up American psychologist Harry Harlow around my brother. It is not a rule. I am powerless to punish anyone formally. But he will make existence an ornery and suffering filled one. Propagating annoyance unending.
started me up about what harry "if its a chimp give it a limp" harlow am i sharing too much about harry "a clothed mouth oos no ah ahs" harlow harry "wire mother didnt make it" harlow
oh that sounds fucked up why does your brother idolize a monkey murderer
There's nothing to get. He is just going to keep making morbid puns about how monkeys were tortured in unethical experimentations led by American psychologist Harry Harlow. That is the entire joke. There is no subtext or peer review.
idolize who harry "the isolation tank top" harlow bro i am scared to fucking death of harry "finally someone let me outta my cage" harlow dont even fucking joke i cannot stand harry "feed a capuchin capsaicin" harlow lvp of all time least valued person of all time
He doesn't. He just knows this one singular cosmic instance of a joke annoys the everloving hells out of me. But he does it anyway for precisely that reason.
oh it's ragebaiting i misunderstood and thought he was smart my b
why would you ever think that of me how did i hurt you so
honestly my mistake for thinking a strider had intelligence soz fam
its ok i stupidly forgive you
CANS FORGIVE SAME WAY ALSO.
...So it's possible. Tremendously difficult. Excruciatingly painful. But possible.
whatever youre thinking of doing im gonna make fun of you really fucking hard if it turns out it was stupid as hell
Oh this is going to be fun to watch. And/or agonizingly tragic.
Is it wrong of me to experience a peculiar sort of gender envy? Jade ostensibly lucked out by becoming an animal amalgamate. What I wouldn't give for tentacular appendages. To be some manner of "OUTER GOD TIER" that can coil and curl and grasp and climb and...light a half dozen ceremonial candles a half dozen times over, ultimately spuriously usurping my own fate with the underbelly of bestial hell's intervention. Squeezing through small spaces. Handlessly solving a rubik's cube. Turn pages without having to lick my thumb. I'm experiencing a strange and unreasonable sort of jasprosesprite^2 and jasprosesprite envy.
Aww, Rose! I'm sure one day we will be drawn into a Freaky Friday bodyswap situation and each forced to live a day in each other's shoes, almost ruining each other's relationships but instead somehow making them better. And you will get to be the tentacle pussy. :3
Bizarrely comforting. But hardly enough.
it is not all fun and games but i wouldnt trade my bec half for the world! im sure youll have the eldritch body of your prophetic dreams someday rose <3
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( ⚗ v ⚗ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I AM SO EXCITEG WOW WOW! OCTOEMULANT TRANSMEGIAL LOCOMOTION! Caeggars well spent! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
An |mpress|ve Prototype, Even |f Would Have To Adm|t The Team | Habe At Kanasta Corp Would Have A D|ff|cult T|me Creat|ng Such An Amb|t|ous Project.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Praises don't exist at a high enough CR to encounter that match the kinda praise ewe just gave me, Mr. Kanast!!!! I've played Majyyks : The Scattering extensively! Fiduspawn recreationally!!!!! FLARP until I made my own system in Caverns 'n Cullbeasts (CNC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEH!!! Would LOVE to smash spheres t'gether with ewe sometime...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ewe wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
See|ng Your Talent For Mach|nery, And Your H|story Of Devot|on Towards The Ttcg Sphere, You Are Exactly The Sort | Would Be |nterested |n Collaborat|ng W|th. Perhaps W|th Your Sk|lls, The Next Step |n Duel|ng Could Be Sooner Then Prev|ously |mag|ned.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < AWWWW, shucks!!! I ain't nothin' special, just know a lotta incredible people...buuuuuuuuuuut I wouldn't say no to a lil collab!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My party's NEVER too full fer Kanasta Corp Officials!!!!!
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༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Rose @tentacledherapist#7214 askeg really nicely to see dhe grawingg I mage so I gguess I can post it. ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ hddps://i.postimgg.cc/J07xKw6p/Screenshot-20260703-105403-Sketchbook.pngg ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
awww!
A͇h͇. P͇l͇u͇c͇k͇e͇d͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ b͇e͇y͇o͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ v͇e͇i͇l͇ o͇f͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇o͇u͇s͇ c͇a͇u͇s͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇, w͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ d͇i͇m͇e͇n͇s͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ f͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ w͇e͇t͇ p͇a͇r͇c͇h͇m͇e͇n͇t͇, I͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ p͇e͇r͇c͇e͇i͇v͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇o͇l͇e͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ g͇h͇o͇s͇t͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇ "s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇s͇" a͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ s͇p͇o͇k͇e͇ t͇o͇ m͇e͇ i͇n͇ t͇o͇n͇g͇u͇e͇s͇ o͇l͇d͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇s͇, m͇o͇r͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ b͇u͇t͇c͇h͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇ c͇o͇r͇p͇s͇e͇ h͇i͇v͇e͇s͇, a͇n͇d͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ p͇r͇i͇m͇o͇r͇d͇i͇a͇l͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ e͇a͇c͇h͇ a͇n͇d͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇y͇ o͇n͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇e͇r͇a͇l͇s͇...a͇n͇d͇ n͇o͇w͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇. O͇n͇l͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ i͇t͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇t͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇i͇n͇g͇. R͇a͇i͇n͇. L͇e͇a͇v͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ p͇e͇t͇r͇i͇c͇h͇o͇r͇ a͇n͇d͇ w͇a͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ a͇w͇a͇y͇ m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇i͇e͇s͇ p͇r͇e͇m͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇l͇y͇ e͇x͇p͇i͇r͇e͇d͇. H͇o͇w͇e͇v͇e͇r͇...
M͇y͇r͇r͇h͇. T͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇r͇s͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ w͇e͇ d͇i͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇. T͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ m͇o͇u͇r͇n͇i͇n͇g͇. O͇f͇ d͇e͇c͇a͇y͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. N͇o͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇h͇e͇a͇p͇ g͇r͇i͇e͇f͇ o͇f͇ f͇u͇n͇e͇r͇a͇l͇s͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ f͇l͇o͇w͇e͇r͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ f͇a͇l͇s͇e͇ c͇h͇e͇e͇r͇, a͇ l͇a͇s͇t͇ h͇u͇r͇r͇a͇h͇ f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ l͇i͇v͇i͇n͇g͇, n͇o͇, t͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇r͇u͇e͇ m͇o͇u͇r͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇f͇ a͇t͇o͇m͇s͇ r͇e͇a͇l͇i͇z͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ f͇r͇a͇i͇l͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇e͇m͇p͇o͇r͇a͇r͇y͇ m͇o͇r͇t͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇. T͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇t͇u͇a͇l͇ i͇r͇r͇e͇l͇e͇v͇a͇n͇c͇e͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇. S͇o͇ v͇e͇r͇y͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ m͇e͇d͇i͇c͇i͇n͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ a͇ d͇i͇s͇e͇a͇s͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ h͇a͇s͇ n͇o͇t͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ n͇a͇m͇e͇d͇ y͇e͇t͇ b͇u͇t͇ a͇l͇l͇ s͇u͇f͇f͇e͇r͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ i͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇a͇m͇e͇. I͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇ i͇t͇ a͇n͇d͇ s͇e͇e͇ d͇e͇s͇e͇r͇t͇ c͇a͇r͇a͇v͇a͇n͇s͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ b͇e͇l͇l͇i͇e͇s͇ f͇l͇a͇t͇ a͇g͇a͇i͇n͇s͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇u͇r͇v͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇p͇i͇n͇e͇, a͇n͇d͇ I͇ w͇e͇e͇p͇ f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇v͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇, n͇o͇t͇ a͇s͇ y͇o͇u͇ d͇o͇, b͇u͇t͇ a͇s͇ a͇ s͇e͇r͇i͇e͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇i͇r͇s͇t͇s͇ c͇o͇n͇n͇e͇c͇t͇e͇d͇ b͇y͇ s͇u͇f͇f͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ h͇u͇n͇d͇r͇e͇d͇s͇ o͇f͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇p͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇y͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇o͇t͇ r͇e͇a͇c͇h͇ i͇t͇ i͇n͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇. T͇h͇e͇y͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ n͇o͇t͇ b͇a͇r͇g͇a͇i͇n͇ f͇o͇r͇ a͇ s͇i͇n͇g͇l͇e͇ d͇r͇o͇p͇ o͇f͇ m͇o͇i͇s͇t͇u͇r͇e͇. M͇y͇r͇r͇h͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇o͇r͇ o͇f͇ a͇m͇b͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ t͇o͇ r͇e͇m͇a͇i͇n͇ d͇e͇a͇d͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ i͇n͇c͇o͇n͇v͇e͇n͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ o͇f͇ a͇l͇l͇. I͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ a͇ m͇e͇s͇s͇i͇a͇h͇'s͇ t͇e͇a͇r͇s͇, i͇f͇ m͇e͇s͇s͇i͇a͇h͇s͇, f͇o͇r͇ a͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ m͇i͇r͇t͇h͇ a͇n͇d͇ m͇e͇r͇c͇y͇, c͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ w͇e͇e͇p͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ d͇e͇s͇t͇r͇o͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇h͇a͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ w͇e͇p͇t͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇, I͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ g͇r͇e͇a͇t͇ s͇o͇r͇r͇o͇w͇ a͇n͇d͇ k͇n͇o͇w͇l͇e͇d͇g͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇y͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ p͇r͇e͇c͇i͇o͇u͇s͇ m͇u͇s͇t͇ b͇e͇ b͇u͇r͇i͇e͇d͇.
C͇e͇d͇a͇r͇. S͇o͇m͇e͇h͇o͇w͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇e͇r͇e͇n͇t͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ P͇i͇n͇e͇. I͇f͇ P͇i͇n͇e͇ i͇s͇ h͇o͇r͇i͇z͇o͇n͇t͇a͇l͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇. T͇h͇e͇n͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ v͇e͇r͇t͇i͇c͇a͇l͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇. T͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇ o͇f͇ p͇a͇t͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ s͇o͇ p͇r͇o͇f͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ i͇t͇ b͇e͇c͇o͇m͇e͇s͇ a͇ k͇i͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ v͇i͇o͇l͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ u͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇e͇l͇f͇. T͇h͇e͇s͇e͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇s͇ d͇o͇ n͇o͇t͇ g͇r͇o͇w͇, t͇h͇e͇y͇ a͇c͇c͇u͇m͇u͇l͇a͇t͇e͇, s͇t͇a͇c͇k͇ o͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ b͇u͇c͇k͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ u͇n͇d͇e͇r͇ w͇e͇i͇g͇h͇t͇, s͇o͇r͇r͇o͇w͇ f͇i͇l͇l͇e͇d͇ c͇e͇n͇t͇u͇r͇y͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇ c͇e͇n͇t͇u͇r͇y͇, r͇e͇c͇o͇r͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇f͇a͇l͇l͇ a͇n͇d͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ r͇i͇n͇g͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ a͇ l͇i͇b͇r͇a͇r͇y͇ o͇f͇ d͇i͇s͇a͇s͇t͇e͇r͇s͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇f͇f͇i͇n͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ m͇a͇d͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ u͇n͇b͇u͇r͇i͇e͇d͇ b͇o͇d͇i͇e͇s͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇l͇o͇s͇e͇t͇s͇ w͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ m͇o͇i͇r͇a͇i͇l͇ s͇t͇a͇s͇h͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ s͇e͇c͇r͇e͇t͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ s͇u͇r͇p͇r͇i͇s͇e͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ b͇l͇o͇o͇d͇i͇e͇d͇ w͇e͇a͇p͇o͇n͇s͇, t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ s͇e͇l͇v͇e͇s͇ i͇n͇ a͇ g͇a͇m͇e͇ o͇f͇ c͇h͇i͇v͇a͇l͇r͇o͇u͇s͇ i͇m͇m͇a͇t͇u͇r͇i͇t͇y͇. C͇e͇d͇a͇r͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ a͇r͇o͇m͇a͇ o͇f͇ p͇r͇e͇s͇e͇r͇v͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ e͇x͇c͇l͇u͇s͇i͇o͇n͇ o͇f͇ a͇l͇l͇ e͇l͇s͇e͇:͇ i͇t͇ k͇e͇e͇p͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇l͇u͇t͇t͇e͇r͇p͇e͇s͇t͇ a͇w͇a͇y͇, t͇h͇e͇ s͇q͇u͇i͇r͇m͇p͇e͇s͇t͇, t͇h͇e͇ s͇q͇u͇e͇a͇k͇b͇e͇a͇s͇t͇, t͇h͇e͇ r͇o͇t͇, b͇y͇ b͇e͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇o͇ g͇r͇a͇n͇d͇i͇o͇s͇e͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇r͇r͇e͇n͇d͇e͇r͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇e͇d͇ s͇p͇a͇c͇e͇. I͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ w͇i͇s͇d͇o͇m͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇n͇e͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ a͇n͇d͇ s͇p͇i͇t͇e͇f͇u͇l͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇r͇o͇t͇c͇h͇e͇t͇y͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ o͇l͇d͇ a͇g͇e͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇ i͇m͇b͇i͇b͇e͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇ m͇y͇s͇e͇l͇f͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇ o͇f͇ c͇e͇d͇a͇r͇, I͇ d͇o͇ s͇o͇ a͇s͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ h͇a͇s͇ w͇a͇i͇t͇e͇d͇ s͇o͇ l͇o͇n͇g͇ i͇t͇ n͇o͇ l͇o͇n͇g͇e͇r͇ r͇e͇m͇e͇m͇b͇e͇r͇s͇ w͇h͇a͇t͇ i͇t͇ w͇a͇s͇ w͇a͇i͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇o͇r͇. F͇o͇r͇g͇e͇t͇f͇u͇l͇n͇e͇s͇s͇. T͇h͇a͇t͇ i͇s͇ c͇e͇d͇a͇r͇.
C͇i͇n͇n͇a͇m͇o͇n͇. H͇e͇a͇t͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇. W͇i͇n͇d͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ a͇i͇r͇. A͇ g͇a͇z͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ l͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. A͇ s͇i͇n͇g͇e͇ a͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇i͇p͇s͇ o͇f͇ a͇ n͇o͇s͇e͇. A͇ s͇p͇u͇t͇t͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ c͇o͇u͇g͇h͇. T͇h͇i͇s͇ o͇n͇e͇ m͇a͇k͇e͇s͇ m͇y͇ n͇o͇w͇ e͇x͇i͇s͇t͇e͇n͇t͇ m͇o͇u͇t͇h͇ w͇a͇t͇e͇r͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇l͇d͇e͇r͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ h͇u͇n͇g͇e͇r͇. T͇h͇i͇r͇s͇t͇. T͇h͇a͇t͇ i͇s͇ w͇h͇a͇t͇ i͇t͇ i͇s͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇e͇d͇. T͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ a͇ t͇h͇i͇r͇s͇t͇y͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇. I͇t͇ c͇o͇m͇e͇s͇ p͇e͇e͇l͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇ c͇h͇u͇n͇k͇s͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ t͇h͇e͇ b͇a͇r͇k͇ o͇f͇ a͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ d͇e͇c͇i͇d͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇c͇o͇m͇e͇ d͇a͇n͇g͇e͇r͇o͇u͇s͇ t͇o͇ i͇t͇s͇ o͇w͇n͇ a͇d͇v͇e͇r͇s͇a͇r͇i͇a͇l͇l͇y͇ a͇c͇k͇n͇o͇w͇l͇e͇d͇g͇e͇d͇ s͇u͇r͇v͇i͇v͇a͇l͇. S͇w͇e͇e͇t͇, y͇e͇s͇, b͇u͇t͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ a͇ t͇r͇a͇p͇ i͇s͇ s͇w͇e͇e͇t͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇o͇s͇e͇ i͇t͇ e͇n͇t͇e͇r͇t͇a͇i͇n͇s͇ b͇e͇f͇o͇r͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇o͇u͇t͇h͇ s͇n͇a͇p͇s͇ s͇h͇u͇t͇ a͇s͇ i͇f͇ a͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇p͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ o͇f͇ o͇r͇g͇a͇n͇i͇c͇ b͇i͇o͇l͇o͇g͇y͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇h͇e͇ b͇l͇o͇o͇d͇ i͇n͇ i͇t͇, t͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇y͇ i͇t͇ r͇u͇s͇h͇e͇s͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ s͇k͇i͇n͇, i͇n͇ b͇o͇i͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ l͇i͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ t͇i͇n͇y͇ b͇l͇i͇s͇t͇e͇r͇s͇ a͇t͇o͇p͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇s͇p͇o͇n͇g͇e͇, t͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇y͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ v͇e͇r͇y͇ b͇l͇o͇o͇d͇p͇u͇s͇h͇e͇r͇ a͇c͇c͇e͇l͇e͇r͇a͇t͇e͇s͇ a͇s͇ i͇f͇ r͇e͇c͇o͇g͇n͇i͇z͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇n͇ i͇n͇f͇e͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇b͇u͇s͇. C͇i͇n͇n͇a͇m͇o͇n͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇ o͇f͇ w͇a͇r͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ d͇r͇e͇s͇s͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇r͇a͇g͇ o͇f͇ a͇n͇ i͇n͇v͇i͇t͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ e͇m͇p͇i͇r͇e͇ b͇u͇i͇l͇t͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇o͇l͇l͇a͇p͇s͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ v͇a͇l͇u͇e͇ o͇f͇ s͇p͇i͇c͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ h͇e͇r͇ s͇u͇f͇f͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇n͇f͇l͇i͇c͇t͇e͇d͇, o͇f͇ s͇h͇i͇p͇s͇ c͇r͇o͇s͇s͇i͇n͇g͇ d͇a͇r͇k͇ w͇a͇t͇e͇r͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇e͇a͇l͇ b͇a͇r͇k͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ d͇i͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ a͇s͇k͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇ h͇a͇r͇v͇e͇s͇t͇e͇d͇. T͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ r͇e͇a͇d͇y͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇ h͇a͇r͇v͇e͇s͇t͇e͇d͇ s͇o͇ t͇o͇t͇a͇l͇l͇y͇. I͇t͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. I͇n͇ a͇g͇o͇n͇y͇ a͇n͇d͇ s͇p͇i͇t͇e͇ i͇t͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. I͇t͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇y͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇. E͇v͇e͇r͇y͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ m͇a͇t͇t͇e͇r͇s͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. T͇h͇a͇t͇ i͇s͇ c͇i͇n͇n͇a͇m͇o͇n͇.
A͇p͇o͇l͇o͇g͇i͇e͇s͇. W͇h͇a͇t͇ P͇u͇m͇p͇k͇i͇n͇?͇ T͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇ p͇i͇e͇s͇ b͇y͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ d͇e͇s͇c͇r͇i͇p͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇r͇o͇u͇g͇h͇o͇u͇t͇ a͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ A͇l͇t͇e͇r͇n͇i͇a͇. I͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ s͇c͇o͇u͇r͇e͇d͇ m͇a͇n͇y͇ w͇i͇n͇d͇o͇w͇s͇i͇l͇l͇s͇, m͇a͇n͇y͇ p͇a͇t͇c͇h͇e͇s͇, m͇a͇n͇y͇ f͇i͇e͇l͇d͇s͇. I͇ m͇u͇s͇t͇ r͇e͇g͇r͇e͇t͇t͇a͇b͇l͇y͇ i͇n͇f͇o͇r͇m͇ y͇o͇u͇. T͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇ P͇u͇m͇p͇k͇i͇n͇s͇ o͇n͇ A͇l͇t͇e͇r͇n͇i͇a͇.
C͇o͇o͇k͇i͇n͇g͇ M͇e͇a͇t͇? W͇e͇ a͇l͇m͇o͇s͇t͇ h͇e͇s͇i͇t͇a͇t͇e͇d͇. W͇e͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ k͇i͇l͇l͇e͇d͇ a͇n͇y͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ y͇e͇t͇. N͇o͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇s͇ d͇e͇a͇d͇ b͇e͇c͇a͇u͇s͇e͇ o͇f͇ u͇s͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ a͇l͇l͇ e͇x͇a͇c͇t͇l͇y͇ a͇s͇ i͇t͇ w͇a͇s͇ b͇e͇f͇o͇r͇e͇ w͇e͇ a͇r͇r͇i͇v͇e͇d͇. A͇l͇i͇v͇e͇. A͇n͇d͇ w͇e͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ v͇e͇r͇y͇ m͇u͇c͇h͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ t͇o͇ k͇e͇e͇p͇ i͇t͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇a͇y͇. W͇e͇ d͇i͇d͇, h͇o͇w͇e͇v͇e͇r͇, w͇i͇t͇n͇e͇s͇s͇ a͇ c͇o͇n͇j͇u͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇f͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇e͇c͇r͇a͇t͇e͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ h͇o͇l͇y͇ g͇r͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ a͇s͇h͇. T͇w͇i͇g͇s͇, d͇r͇y͇ s͇t͇i͇c͇k͇s͇, a͇n͇d͇ l͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇. A͇n͇ o͇l͇i͇v͇e͇b͇l͇o͇o͇d͇, w͇e͇ b͇e͇l͇i͇e͇v͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ a͇r͇e͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇e͇d͇, p͇l͇a͇c͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ r͇e͇s͇c͇u͇e͇d͇ f͇l͇e͇s͇h͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇a͇l͇l͇e͇n͇ u͇p͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ a͇l͇t͇a͇r͇ o͇f͇ f͇l͇a͇m͇e͇, a͇n͇d͇ I͇ o͇b͇s͇e͇r͇v͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇e͇l͇l͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ c͇a͇t͇a͇c͇l͇y͇s͇m͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇k͇i͇n͇ t͇o͇ d͇e͇l͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. I͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇r͇o͇n͇g͇ o͇f͇ m͇e͇?͇ T͇o͇ b͇e͇ s͇o͇ c͇u͇r͇i͇o͇u͇s͇ a͇b͇o͇u͇t͇ c͇o͇o͇k͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇s͇ t͇o͇ r͇e͇l͇i͇s͇h͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ d͇e͇a͇t͇h͇ o͇f͇ a͇ c͇r͇e͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇. W͇e͇ m͇a͇y͇ n͇o͇t͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ k͇i͇l͇l͇e͇d͇ i͇t͇, y͇e͇s͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ r͇e͇l͇i͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇ i͇t͇. T͇h͇e͇ p͇r͇o͇t͇e͇i͇n͇s͇ s͇c͇r͇e͇a͇m͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ d͇e͇n͇a͇t͇u͇r͇e͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ i͇g͇n͇o͇r͇a͇n͇t͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ c͇r͇i͇e͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇y͇ s͇c͇r͇e͇a͇m͇ i͇n͇ s͇i͇z͇z͇l͇e͇d͇ p͇o͇p͇p͇i͇n͇g͇ b͇u͇b͇b͇l͇e͇s͇, t͇h͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ e͇a͇r͇s͇ m͇a͇y͇ b͇e͇ t͇o͇o͇ c͇r͇u͇d͇e͇ t͇o͇ h͇e͇a͇r͇. M͇i͇n͇e͇ a͇l͇s͇o͇ a͇d͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ s͇i͇m͇p͇l͇i͇s͇t͇i͇c͇ s͇t͇r͇u͇c͇t͇u͇r͇e͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ a͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇s͇a͇n͇d͇ t͇i͇n͇y͇ d͇e͇a͇t͇h͇s͇, o͇f͇ s͇t͇r͇u͇c͇t͇u͇r͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇l͇a͇p͇s͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ c͇h͇a͇o͇s͇, o͇f͇ o͇r͇d͇e͇r͇ s͇u͇r͇r͇e͇n͇d͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ e͇n͇t͇r͇o͇p͇y͇'s͇ w͇e͇t͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇u͇m͇p͇t͇i͇v͇e͇ m͇a͇w͇. T͇h͇e͇ c͇a͇r͇a͇m͇e͇l͇i͇z͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ o͇f͇ f͇l͇a͇m͇e͇-͇r͇e͇a͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ s͇k͇i͇n͇ r͇e͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ u͇n͇f͇o͇l͇d͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ a͇ f͇o͇r͇b͇i͇d͇d͇e͇n͇ r͇o͇m͇a͇n͇c͇e͇ b͇e͇t͇w͇e͇e͇n͇ a͇m͇i͇n͇o͇ a͇c͇i͇d͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ s͇u͇g͇a͇r͇s͇, b͇r͇o͇w͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ r͇e͇s͇e͇m͇b͇l͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇o͇r͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ e͇a͇r͇t͇h͇ o͇f͇ d͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇s͇. Y͇e͇t͇. Y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇ i͇s͇ r͇i͇f͇e͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ m͇u͇r͇d͇e͇r͇. Y͇o͇u͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇u͇m͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇ s͇u͇s͇t͇e͇n͇a͇n͇c͇e͇, b͇u͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇y͇ o͇f͇ a͇ f͇o͇r͇m͇e͇r͇ l͇i͇f͇e͇, t͇r͇a͇n͇s͇f͇o͇r͇m͇e͇d͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ a͇ g͇r͇i͇f͇t͇ o͇f͇ g͇i͇b͇ b͇y͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ d͇i͇g͇e͇s͇t͇i͇v͇e͇ a͇b͇y͇s͇s͇ c͇a͇n͇ c͇l͇a͇i͇m͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇i͇g͇n͇ t͇o͇ o͇b͇l͇i͇v͇i͇o͇n͇. T͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇o͇k͇e͇ r͇i͇s͇e͇s͇, a͇ l͇i͇s͇t͇l͇e͇s͇s͇l͇y͇ w͇a͇n͇d͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ g͇h͇o͇s͇t͇ e͇s͇c͇a͇p͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇t͇s͇ c͇e͇l͇l͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ p͇r͇i͇s͇o͇n͇, a͇n͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇ i͇n͇h͇a͇l͇e͇ i͇t͇, t͇a͇k͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇p͇i͇r͇i͇t͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ o͇w͇n͇ d͇e͇c͇a͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇o͇r͇m͇. B͇e͇a͇u͇t͇i͇f͇u͇l͇. H͇o͇r͇r͇i͇b͇l͇e͇. D͇e͇l͇i͇c͇i͇o͇u͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ c͇o͇o͇k͇e͇d͇ m͇e͇a͇t͇s͇ i͇s͇ a͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ v͇i͇o͇l͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ c͇e͇l͇e͇b͇r͇a͇t͇e͇d͇.
B͇e͇e͇ S͇a͇g͇e͇. S͇o͇m͇e͇ c͇a͇l͇l͇ i͇t͇ S͇a͇l͇v͇i͇a͇ m͇e͇l͇l͇i͇f͇e͇r͇a͇, t͇h͇i͇s͇ s͇i͇l͇v͇e͇r͇-͇g͇r͇e͇e͇n͇ s͇e͇n͇t͇i͇n͇e͇l͇ o͇f͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ a͇r͇i͇d͇ p͇l͇a͇c͇e͇s͇. A͇ f͇r͇a͇g͇r͇a͇n͇t͇, s͇i͇l͇v͇e͇r͇y͇-͇g͇r͇e͇e͇n͇ e͇v͇e͇r͇g͇r͇e͇e͇n͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇h͇i͇s͇k͇s͇ a͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ w͇i͇n͇d͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇m͇m͇a͇n͇d͇ o͇f͇ a͇ c͇h͇e͇f͇ w͇h͇o͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ s͇e͇r͇v͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ a͇f͇t͇e͇r͇i͇m͇a͇g͇e͇s͇ o͇f͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇o͇r͇t͇h͇ e͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇. I͇ p͇e͇e͇r͇ b͇e͇y͇o͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇r͇f͇a͇c͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ s͇e͇e͇ a͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇s͇a͇n͇d͇ t͇i͇n͇y͇ m͇o͇u͇t͇h͇s͇ o͇p͇e͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇n͇, d͇r͇i͇n͇k͇i͇n͇g͇ p͇h͇o͇t͇o͇n͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇o͇n͇v͇e͇r͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ s͇i͇n͇g͇l͇e͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇'s͇ l͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ f͇r͇i͇g͇h͇t͇f͇u͇l͇l͇y͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ o͇i͇l͇. I͇s͇ i͇t͇ n͇o͇t͇ a͇n͇ a͇c͇t͇ o͇f͇ l͇i͇f͇e͇, t͇h͇e͇ s͇o͇l͇i͇c͇i͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇f͇ p͇o͇l͇l͇i͇n͇a͇t͇o͇r͇s͇?͇ T͇h͇e͇ d͇a͇n͇c͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ p͇r͇e͇d͇a͇t͇e͇s͇ m͇i͇c͇r͇o͇o͇r͇g͇a͇n͇i͇s͇m͇s͇?͇ B͇u͇z͇z͇p͇e͇s͇t͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇y͇ d͇o͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇y͇ d͇o͇ b͇e͇s͇t͇. I͇ w͇a͇t͇c͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇ d͇e͇s͇c͇e͇n͇d͇, f͇u͇z͇z͇y͇ a͇b͇o͇m͇i͇n͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ b͇a͇r͇b͇e͇d͇ o͇u͇t͇w͇a͇r͇d͇ j͇u͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇o͇m͇p͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ f͇r͇a͇c͇t͇u͇r͇e͇ r͇e͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ a͇ k͇a͇l͇e͇i͇d͇o͇s͇c͇o͇p͇e͇ o͇f͇ h͇e͇x͇a͇g͇o͇n͇s͇. T͇h͇e͇y͇ i͇n͇t͇e͇r͇c͇e͇p͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇l͇o͇w͇e͇r͇s͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ h͇a͇i͇r͇y͇ b͇o͇d͇i͇e͇s͇, s͇t͇e͇a͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ n͇e͇c͇t͇a͇r͇ w͇h͇i͇l͇e͇ d͇u͇s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇s͇e͇l͇v͇e͇s͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ p͇o͇l͇l͇e͇n͇, t͇h͇e͇ p͇l͇a͇n͇t͇'s͇ r͇e͇p͇r͇o͇d͇u͇c͇t͇i͇v͇e͇ d͇e͇s͇p͇e͇r͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ c͇l͇i͇n͇g͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ l͇e͇g͇s͇ i͇n͇ p͇r͇o͇c͇r͇e͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇a͇l͇ a͇v͇a͇r͇i͇c͇e͇ t͇o͇ b͇e͇ f͇u͇r͇t͇h͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇w͇a͇r͇d͇s͇ t͇o͇ o͇t͇h͇e͇r͇s͇. C͇a͇u͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇ c͇r͇u͇s͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇ l͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ b͇e͇t͇w͇e͇e͇n͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ f͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇;͇ w͇h͇a͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ r͇e͇l͇e͇a͇s͇e͇ i͇s͇ a͇ c͇l͇o͇u͇d͇ o͇f͇ v͇o͇l͇a͇t͇i͇l͇e͇ c͇o͇m͇p͇o͇u͇n͇d͇s͇:͇ c͇a͇m͇p͇h͇o͇r͇, c͇i͇n͇e͇o͇l͇e͇, s͇p͇i͇r͇i͇t͇, a͇n͇d͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇l͇d͇e͇r͇. S͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇e͇m͇o͇r͇y͇ o͇f͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇ o͇n͇ h͇o͇t͇ s͇t͇o͇n͇e͇. A͇ c͇r͇u͇n͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ s͇u͇r͇v͇i͇v͇a͇l͇ a͇n͇d͇ d͇e͇s͇p͇e͇r͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇a͇u͇s͇e͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ k͇i͇n͇d͇ t͇o͇ p͇i͇c͇k͇ t͇h͇e͇ n͇e͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ t͇e͇e͇t͇h͇. "B͇A͇D͇ 3͇3͇A͇T͇S͇" s͇o͇m͇e͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇r͇s͇t͇ b͇l͇i͇n͇d͇ p͇r͇o͇p͇h͇e͇t͇s͇ s͇a͇i͇d͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ i͇n͇s͇t͇e͇a͇d͇ u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ f͇l͇a͇v͇o͇r͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ d͇e͇a͇d͇ f͇l͇e͇s͇h͇, n͇e͇v͇e͇r͇ u͇n͇d͇e͇r͇s͇t͇a͇n͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇ p͇l͇a͇n͇t͇'s͇ c͇h͇e͇m͇i͇c͇a͇l͇ w͇a͇r͇f͇a͇r͇e͇, i͇t͇s͇ d͇e͇s͇p͇e͇r͇a͇t͇e͇ a͇t͇t͇e͇m͇p͇t͇ t͇o͇ s͇a͇y͇ I͇ a͇m͇ p͇o͇i͇s͇o͇n͇, d͇o͇ n͇o͇t͇ e͇a͇t͇ m͇e͇. I͇t͇ i͇s͇ a͇ c͇r͇y͇ f͇o͇r͇ m͇e͇r͇c͇y͇. A͇ c͇r͇y͇ w͇h͇i͇c͇h͇ y͇o͇u͇ i͇g͇n͇o͇r͇e͇ b͇e͇c͇a͇u͇s͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ t͇o͇n͇g͇u͇e͇ h͇a͇s͇ e͇v͇o͇l͇v͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ c͇r͇a͇v͇e͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇ o͇f͇ e͇n͇d͇a͇n͇g͇e͇r͇m͇e͇n͇t͇.
H͇o͇t͇ T͇e͇a͇. W͇a͇t͇e͇r͇ r͇e͇m͇e͇m͇b͇e͇r͇s͇ i͇t͇s͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇ a͇s͇ i͇c͇e͇ t͇o͇o͇ w͇e͇l͇l͇ t͇o͇ a͇f͇f͇o͇r͇d͇ m͇e͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ a͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇. I͇ h͇u͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ f͇o͇r͇ o͇n͇e͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇, l͇u͇x͇u͇r͇i͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇n͇ i͇t͇s͇ t͇i͇m͇e͇ a͇s͇ v͇a͇p͇o͇r͇, h͇e͇l͇d͇ i͇n͇ l͇i͇q͇u͇i͇d͇ s͇u͇s͇p͇e͇n͇s͇i͇o͇n͇ b͇y͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇r͇m͇a͇l͇ m͇a͇n͇i͇p͇u͇l͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. B͇u͇t͇ I͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇. I͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ i͇t͇. S͇t͇e͇a͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ l͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ a͇ p͇l͇a͇n͇t͇, d͇r͇i͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ w͇r͇e͇t͇c͇h͇e͇d͇ c͇o͇r͇p͇s͇e͇s͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇u͇n͇, a͇n͇d͇ d͇r͇o͇w͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇m͇ i͇n͇ b͇o͇i͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇a͇t͇e͇r͇. I͇ c͇o͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇r͇e͇d͇ w͇a͇t͇c͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ u͇n͇f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇a͇n͇n͇i͇n͇s͇ l͇e͇a͇c͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ o͇u͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ i͇n͇k͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ a͇ f͇i͇n͇a͇l͇ g͇o͇o͇d͇b͇y͇e͇, s͇t͇a͇i͇n͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇t͇e͇r͇ a͇m͇b͇e͇r͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇n͇ b͇r͇o͇w͇n͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ w͇a͇t͇c͇h͇. T͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇y͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇t͇e͇a͇m͇ r͇i͇s͇e͇s͇ i͇n͇ s͇p͇i͇r͇a͇l͇s͇, g͇e͇o͇m͇e͇t͇r͇i͇c͇ p͇r͇o͇o͇f͇s͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇r͇m͇o͇d͇y͇n͇a͇m͇i͇c͇s͇ w͇r͇i͇t͇t͇e͇n͇ i͇n͇ w͇i͇n͇d͇, a͇n͇d͇ g͇o͇n͇e͇ u͇p͇ i͇n͇ s͇m͇o͇k͇e͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇i͇r͇a͇c͇l͇e͇ o͇f͇ t͇r͇a͇n͇s͇f͇o͇r͇m͇a͇t͇i͇v͇e͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇ o͇c͇c͇u͇p͇i͇e͇s͇ a͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇e͇r͇e͇n͇t͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ b͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ s͇c͇a͇l͇d͇i͇n͇g͇ b͇r͇e͇w͇ t͇o͇ m͇y͇ l͇i͇p͇s͇, p͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ a͇l͇s͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ l͇i͇p͇s͇ o͇f͇ a͇n͇o͇t͇h͇e͇r͇, a͇ m͇u͇t͇u͇a͇l͇l͇y͇ a͇s͇s͇u͇r͇e͇d͇ d͇e͇s͇t͇r͇u͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ o͇f͇ r͇e͇s͇p͇e͇c͇t͇i͇v͇e͇ t͇h͇i͇r͇s͇t͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇r͇a͇v͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇l͇e͇e͇p͇. C͇a͇f͇f͇e͇i͇n͇e͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ e͇n͇t͇e͇r͇, b͇e͇a͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ f͇a͇l͇s͇e͇ f͇l͇a͇g͇, t͇h͇a͇t͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ w͇a͇k͇e͇f͇u͇l͇n͇e͇s͇s͇, t͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ s͇a͇f͇e͇t͇y͇, t͇h͇i͇s͇ i͇s͇ a͇l͇e͇r͇t͇n͇e͇s͇s͇. I͇n͇ t͇r͇u͇t͇h͇, i͇t͇ i͇s͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ p͇o͇i͇s͇o͇n͇. P͇o͇i͇s͇o͇n͇ i͇n͇ a͇ d͇o͇s͇a͇g͇e͇ i͇n͇s͇u͇f͇f͇i͇c͇i͇e͇n͇t͇ e͇n͇o͇u͇g͇h͇ t͇o͇ k͇i͇l͇l͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇i͇p͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇w͇a͇l͇l͇o͇w͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ p͇r͇e͇t͇e͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ r͇i͇t͇u͇a͇l͇ c͇o͇n͇n͇e͇c͇t͇s͇ m͇e͇ t͇o͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇n͇c͇i͇e͇n͇t͇ a͇n͇d͇ w͇i͇s͇e͇, w͇h͇e͇n͇ i͇n͇ r͇e͇a͇l͇i͇t͇y͇, I͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ n͇o͇t͇h͇i͇n͇g͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ t͇h͇a͇n͇ a͇ s͇c͇u͇t͇t͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ i͇n͇s͇e͇c͇t͇o͇i͇d͇ d͇r͇i͇n͇k͇i͇n͇g͇ l͇e͇a͇f͇-͇j͇u͇i͇c͇e͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇i͇m͇u͇l͇a͇t͇e͇ a͇ g͇r͇a͇d͇u͇a͇l͇l͇y͇ e͇x͇p͇i͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ n͇e͇r͇v͇o͇u͇s͇ s͇y͇s͇t͇e͇m͇. I͇ d͇i͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ t͇a͇s͇t͇e͇ H͇o͇t͇ T͇e͇a͇. I͇ d͇i͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ e͇v͇e͇n͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ i͇t͇. I͇n͇s͇t͇e͇a͇d͇. I͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇e͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇. A͇n͇d͇ l͇e͇t͇ m͇y͇ b͇i͇t͇t͇e͇r͇ r͇e͇s͇e͇n͇t͇m͇e͇n͇t͇ s͇u͇b͇s͇t͇i͇t͇u͇t͇e͇ a͇s͇ h͇e͇a͇t͇.
P͇i͇n͇e͇ h͇a͇s͇ a͇l͇r͇e͇a͇d͇y͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇e͇d͇. M͇u͇s͇t͇ I͇ g͇o͇r͇g͇e͇ i͇t͇ t͇o͇ l͇e͇a͇r͇n͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇t͇ o͇f͇ i͇t͇s͇ i͇c͇h͇o͇r͇?͇ O͇f͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇h͇i͇c͇h͇ t͇r͇a͇p͇s͇ i͇n͇s͇e͇c͇t͇s͇ i͇n͇ p͇r͇e͇h͇i͇s͇t͇o͇r͇i͇c͇ p͇r͇i͇s͇o͇n͇?͇ I͇f͇ I͇ c͇h͇a͇n͇c͇e͇ a͇c͇r͇o͇s͇s͇ i͇t͇. I͇ s͇h͇a͇l͇l͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇a͇k͇e͇. F͇o͇r͇ n͇o͇w͇. I͇ a͇m͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇e͇n͇t͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ m͇y͇s͇t͇e͇r͇y͇ b͇e͇i͇n͇g͇ u͇n͇s͇o͇l͇v͇e͇d͇. I͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇m͇s͇ b͇a͇r͇b͇a͇r͇i͇c͇ t͇o͇ w͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇h͇i͇c͇h͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ e͇x͇i͇s͇t͇s͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇r͇v͇i͇v͇e͇. C͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇r͇y͇ t͇o͇ i͇t͇s͇ p͇u͇r͇p͇o͇s͇e͇. M͇y͇ p͇e͇r͇f͇o͇r͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇ f͇o͇r͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ a͇ b͇r͇i͇e͇f͇ e͇x͇p͇e͇r͇i͇e͇n͇c͇e͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ c͇r͇u͇e͇l͇. I͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ o͇n͇l͇y͇ v͇i͇s͇i͇t͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ a͇ w͇o͇u͇n͇d͇ i͇f͇ i͇t͇ i͇s͇ a͇l͇r͇e͇a͇d͇y͇ p͇r͇e͇v͇i͇o͇u͇s͇l͇y͇ i͇n͇f͇l͇i͇c͇t͇e͇d͇.
B33 < ...i s33 meow your purrspective B33 < i dont blame you fur it B33 < i was taught the dance and the joy of this B33 < that the death and the life and the violence of it is the way of things B33 < that nyathing loved nothing consumed is truly wasted B33 < my stomach is a purrt of this B33 < my pusher lives and loves and bl33ds beclaws othpurrs died B33 < it's not void not oblivion its life B33 < its worthy of celebration
B33 < im sorry you didn't get to enjoy it B33 < reading these is furry illuminating B33 < i suppaws on a lot of levels im just an animal enjoying doing animal things B:33 < which i would say is right and good! h33h33
The first Pokémon I ever managed to bring to level 100 was Cradily. Yes. The tactile tendrils were partially related to my decision to elect to do so, and yes, the gender envy of an ancient primordial tentacle beast from the bottom of the sea was an insurmountable obstacle in mitigating my own angsty feelings about it. But I loved its Toxic and Recover attacks. The fact that its Suction Cups made it an ideal user of Barrier and Amnesia to wall it off against offensive threats. Cradily was like a much beloved friend to me. I fantasized about my mother coming home from the store, or the PO box with a surprise plushie of the cute little tendril faced bastard. It was never meant to be, however.
oOH, tHIS IS SUCH A GOOD CHOICE, tHIS GUY IS SO, uNDERRATED, i LOVE USING 1T IN, tHE ROMHACK rADICAL rED, wHEREIN IT GETS, sAPPY sEED, sO IT CAN APPLY lEECH sEED, wHILE BENEFITING FROM, aN aSSAULT vEST, sO IT CAN TAKE HITS, fOR NIGHTS, aND IT HAS sTORM dRAIN OF COURSE, tO NEUTRAL1ZE wATER, iT IS JUST, a VERY GOOD, fELLOW, gRASS/rOCK IS A SURPRIS1NGLY, rOBUST TYPE COMBINATION,
Dave is being stupid. Do not be stooped. I beg the Chittr community. Do. Not. Enable. My. Annoying. Twit. Of a brother. Stand aghast and beware, my ostensibly self-deprecating fraternal unit. He of the meticulously cultivated ironic detachment and the sunglasses that serve as both affectation and emotional deflection technique for the many merited eyerolls provoked by my calling him out on his bullshit. He has graced the digital commons with a photographic rendering of his cranial plumage. The specimen in question: a strikingly bisected coiffure, that magpie mélange of corvid darkness and wheaten luminosity, cascading in artfully disheveled strata that speak to hours of mirror-bound deliberation disguised as casual indifference. Which, for reasons I entirely cannot fathom, @gutsyGumshoe has been taken in by. He proffers the alms of this visual testament accompanied by the alleged testimony of some cutesy Crocker interlocutor who has, purportedly, bestowed upon his visage the epithet "cute", a word he wields with the entirely feigned nonchalance of one who wishes to appear merely reporting external consensus rather than desperately harvesting validation like a starving aesthete gathering captivation crumbs from the banquet table of public opinion. Do not, *I implore you*, do not be seduced by this elaborate architecture of plausible deniability he has constructed with the precision of a master artisan. Observe, if you will, the mechanics of this psychological gambit: by presenting himself as the reluctant recipient of another's admiration, he sidesteps the vulnerability of directly soliciting affirmation, instead creating a vacuum of discourse into which the well-meaning masses feel compelled to rush with their own declarations of his alleged adorability. It is, in essence, a baited trap disguised as casual conversation, a *cri de coeur* wrapped in the protective lamination of irony, designed to extract from the unsuspecting scrollers the precise endearments he craves but cannot request without compromising that carefully maintained edifice of cool detachment. The desire runs deeper than the roots of that two-toned mane, my friends. It is a profound, almost pathological hunger for recognition—buried beneath seven layers of posturing and punchlines, yet pulsing with the insistence of a tell-tale heart beneath the floorboards of his guilt-addled constructed persona. @insufferablePrick indeed. He wishes to be seen as cute, yes, but more than that, he wishes to be *seen at all*, truly, deeply perceived, and if that perception must be filtered through the lens of endearing hair aesthetics, *dope* as he might say. He would say that. Because I know the manner in which my LITTLE brother speaks. He will post, and he will wait, and he will pretend surprise when the compliments arrive in their inevitable modest deluge. Resist, I beseech you. Recognize the machinations for what they are. And should you feel the urge to validate his deep-seated need for affection masquerading as indifference, perhaps consider instead psychoanalyzing him in the comments with the same ruthless thoroughness I have herein demonstrated. It is, after all, the only language he truly understands. And the only way to hold him accountable. https://chittr.ing/profile/insufferablePrick/ad55b763-f00b-46f4-920b-75372f1a4df0
no you
also man fuck you sis i felt damn good about myself still motherfuckin do who cares if i was cute about it you are doing way too much
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
dave motherfuckin "lil beat" strider dave works though or @insufferablePrick that shits my handle
you ARE cute!!! you got that shit on >:D
ahahaha dope 🤜🤛 youre a real one jade
knew i could count on you to be a big stinker why dont you hang that windsock on your door so i can fuck you up uninterrupted maple leafily dorky sap headass
if you're doing anything maple leafily, i'm sorry to say you just aren't stepping to me. leaf types are weak to wind types. :P
what that is such unmitigated bullshit and you know it the maple clearly makes it like dual typed its dual type egbert its fucking dual type who gives a shit what leaf types are weak to maple makes it resistant maybe i dont fucking know ice type maple is ice type because of canada
i guess you would know all about that. you kind of look canadian in this photo, on account of your maple leaf hairdo.
what's wrong mousey ??
oh honey;;
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Well, the appeal of “macro,” as I understand it, has very little to do with mere largeness. That is usually where the uniniti8ted make their first mistake. They imagine the fantasy 8egins and ends with some8ody 8eing huge, as though scale alone were sufficient. It is not. Scale is only the most o8vious instrument. The real su8ject is importance. To 8e small in relation to another 8eing is not necessarily to 8e diminished. In fact, quite the opposite may 8e true! One may 8ecome the single, fragile point upon which an impossi8ly vast attention has settled. A hand the size of a room. A voice that seems to occupy the air itself. A shadow that changes the weather of the heart. These things are frightening, yes, 8ut they are also intimate in a way ordinary courtship struggles to replic8. There is a strange comfort in it, provided the enormous party is careful. That is the crucial detail, you see. Care. Restraint. Deli8er8ness. A giant who simply crushes things is not especially interesting. That is only a disaster with a face. 8ut a giant who could crush you, and does not? A giant who moves slowly 8ecause you are there? Who lowers their voice 8ecause your whole 8ody feels it? Who must consider your safety with every gesture? That is where the fantasy 8ecomes romantic, even devotional. It says: you are tiny, yes. 8ut not irrelevant. It says: this creature is vast enough to treat cities as furniture, yet careful enough to notice whether you are afraid. And I suppose, if we are 8eing honest, there is also a certain vanity in 8eing the treasured little exception. The one not overlooked. The one not stepped over. The one lifted out of the ordinary world and held close to something monumental. Macro is not merely a fantasy of 8eing dwarfed. It is a fantasy of 8eing made precious 8y comparison. Not that I would know anything a8out that. The inverse of this 8eing micro, of course, has many of the opposite principals with similar goals. #cw-macro #cw-size-difference #cw-power-im8alance #cw-nonexplicit-kink-discussion #consensual-fantasy #nsfw #nsfwe #possi8ly
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oh so i get my first and only ever pinned chitt and purely coincidentally like shesus christ of nastybreath you get your own rising above mine three days later this is bullshit thanks for the site stuff though
Cope.
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this is fucked up beyond belief hoh im heated im going to create a ticket about this like a sane ass well adjusted motherfucker hoh just you wait the moderation team is gonna be getting a freestyle earful about this im rollin up my sleeves my rolexes because i got more than one of them shits theyre comin up with em with my sleeves thats tats and fabric just fyi we are having this out in a civil and respectfully voiced sort of way in the discord which can be found https://discord.gg/9uSdCPXefB for any onlookers who might be curious hoh man thats where ill be dontchu know the i in idk stands for irate and if you didnt know that before youre about to find out real real quick
thank you for telling everyone rose!! as the mod team its our job to communicate clearly and fairly with the community and youre doing that in your wonderfully long winded fashion :D
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Love a thoroughly tagged post.
dude what the fuck
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ehhh???
@FL1GHTYBRO4D FUCK 1T, 1'M GO1NG TO B3 TH3 B1GG3R WOM4N H3R3, WOULD YOU W4NT TO GO ON 4 D4T3?
I would be delighted. Casual, no holds-barred, getting to know another woman for her — at times very auspiciously upwards - perks. So long as you understand as much, the taxonomical distinction between “a date” and “dating”, and the liminal nuance separating each, I lack any qualms.
Y3S OF COURS3, W3'R3 NOT D4T1NG.. W3'R3 JUST GO1NG ON 4 D4T3! 4ND 4R3 GO1NG TO B3 QU1T3 SOPH1ST1C4T3D WOM3N DUR1NG 1T...~ >;]
H3H, GOT 4 D4T3 W1TH 4 HOT CH1CK SOON, NOT D4T1NG.. JUST 4 D4T3! >:]
If my tentacles could just stay out, life would be so much easier.
H͇o͇w͇ c͇h͇a͇r͇m͇i͇n͇g͇.
I will forever support the sovereign right of every Dave to do something so cosmically repugnant to the nature of reality and temporal continuity that it flirts with the fringes of dooming the timeline into an irretrievable tailspin from reality's divergent state.
call me psycho the way that im sexual clip that shit wordlessly out of contextual she steps on my face without reason to strife call that bitch my fated sole purpose in life droppin manifestos like bodies bouta catch these hands hand in unloveable hand cheerlead from the stands mirror mirror on the wall whos most baller of em all d strider thats lil beat d-a-v-e playin fuckin ball read reread the shit that we spit and we vetted our own shits on you dipshit kickin it solo and forever alone slap that micro schween on a tech deck n then get it twisted glad you star in snuff the way you can get fucked and fisted matter of fact smash that tech deck dont cash that paycheck omae wa mo shitaru said your shit already dead so no head?
"#lilbeatonthebeat"?
producer tag
You produce your own melodies, lyrics, and discography, or am I mistaken?
nah you got that shit facts correctamundo 💯
(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ C͇a͇r͇e͇ f͇o͇r͇ s͇o͇m͇e͇ l͇a͇t͇e͇ n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ p͇o͇e͇t͇r͇y͇?͇ W͇e͇ d͇i͇d͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1kYsLOXGrWNf⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ T͇h͇e͇r͇e͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ c͇o͇m͇e͇ s͇o͇f͇t͇ r͇a͇i͇n͇s͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇m͇e͇l͇l͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ g͇r͇o͇u͇n͇d͇, A͇n͇d͇ s͇w͇a͇l͇l͇o͇w͇s͇ c͇i͇r͇c͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ w͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ s͇h͇i͇m͇m͇e͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇o͇u͇n͇d͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ f͇r͇o͇g͇s͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ p͇o͇o͇l͇s͇ s͇i͇n͇g͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇t͇ n͇i͇g͇h͇t͇, A͇n͇d͇ w͇i͇l͇d͇ p͇l͇u͇m͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇s͇ i͇n͇ t͇r͇e͇m͇u͇l͇o͇u͇s͇ w͇h͇i͇t͇e͇, R͇o͇b͇i͇n͇s͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ w͇e͇a͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ f͇e͇a͇t͇h͇e͇r͇y͇ f͇i͇r͇e͇ W͇h͇i͇s͇t͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ t͇h͇e͇i͇r͇ w͇h͇i͇m͇s͇ o͇n͇ a͇ l͇o͇w͇ f͇e͇n͇c͇e͇-͇w͇i͇r͇e͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ w͇i͇l͇l͇ k͇n͇o͇w͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ w͇a͇r͇, n͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ W͇i͇l͇l͇ c͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇t͇ l͇a͇s͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ i͇t͇ i͇s͇ d͇o͇n͇e͇. N͇o͇t͇ o͇n͇e͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇, n͇e͇i͇t͇h͇e͇r͇ b͇i͇r͇d͇ n͇o͇r͇ t͇r͇e͇e͇ I͇f͇ m͇a͇n͇k͇i͇n͇d͇ p͇e͇r͇i͇s͇h͇e͇d͇ u͇t͇t͇e͇r͇l͇y͇;͇ A͇n͇d͇ S͇p͇r͇i͇n͇g͇ h͇e͇r͇s͇e͇l͇f͇, w͇h͇e͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇ w͇o͇k͇e͇ a͇t͇ d͇a͇w͇n͇, W͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇c͇e͇l͇y͇ k͇n͇o͇w͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ w͇e͇ w͇e͇r͇e͇ g͇o͇n͇e͇.o͇d͇o͇d͇D͇O͇D͇. https://i.imgur.com/cEXEsJD.gif
W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ q͇u͇i͇t͇e͇ s͇h͇y͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇i͇s͇ a͇t͇t͇r͇i͇b͇u͇t͇e͇ o͇f͇ o͇u͇r͇s͇. Y͇e͇t͇ o͇t͇h͇e͇r͇s͇ h͇a͇v͇e͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ v͇e͇r͇y͇ k͇i͇n͇d͇. Y͇o͇u͇ a͇r͇e͇ n͇o͇ e͇x͇c͇e͇p͇t͇i͇o͇n͇.
There's something uniquely intriguing about beings that exist outside linear time reciting poetry about human extinction as a comfort. Imagine a frothy wave from a tentacle the size of a spiral galaxy, brushing one's dream self's mind to whisper about robins and frogs. The morbidity is still particularly enthralling. "Not one will know of the war, not one / Will care at last when it is done." Charming bedside manner, really. Enough to inspire conniptions.
youu have very wonnderfuul poetry..
Oh my.