♣️ Rose Lalonde ♣️
@flightyBroad
Curious lifelong yearner. INTJ. Questioning. Think naught of my lines of inquiry intersecting where they may. I seek to furnish understanding of the world with fetching scarves of erudite information.
wwaaauuughhhhhhh....... @flightyBroad!!!!!!!!! you have spammed my notifications with love and attention and sweet nice things for the last freaking time!!!!! youre getting got! seriously! im getting you!!!!!! #nsfw #nude #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/bULhrlU.png — https://i.imgur.com/H0NbLhd.png
If the night were a woman, I think I would kiss her. Smooth the drapes of her hair and wrap them around us as makeshift curtains. I would end all acts, drop all pretenses, and fess up to her about the comfort she always brings me. Even in absence. Especially in long, waking, tirelessly exhausted absences, I miss her. I would tell her I'm sorry for all the times she just barely missed the precious sunrises with me. How many times I wish I had laid my head back and stargazed with her. If the night were a woman, I would confess my deepest regrets for sleeping through all our appointments, rendezvous, and illicit hookups. Missing them by many a day's span. I would let her enormous fingerprints tease over my spine and tickle down the small of my back as she abducts me onto her lap. Her meadowlike fingerprints would spread onwards forever, and I would only bask at her comforting black vastness. I would smother my tears with the surface of her legs, and cradle my face in soft pities and half-suppressed chuckles. I would laugh at the absurdity, that the woman who was the end and start of my days for as long as I have had them had gone thankless for so long. If the night were a woman, I think, I would have to do more than kiss her. But it would be a nice start to showing what she means to me.
ah shit #nsfw
Mildly #rankbait.
Hahah. No, she doesn’t need to see this. I would be embarrassed!
Hey why that tag.
Too late, my love. I'm sure she follows the tag.
:)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm working on a rankbait post too.
The night will be long. Unforgivable. And cruel. Before long you will weep tears of repentance. “My love”.
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
Oh shit
..... Ah
Is there a probubblem?
just dropped my palmhusk, clutched my chest, and cried 0ut "go0d lord." gyatt damn. im t0tally down with the empire n0w actually.
orcay #slay~!
G◯g I m◯◯◯◯†herfuuuckin l◯◯ve †hi§ §i†e
oh hi junior
Yes! \ i >< i / +*
No.
Huh. What a quirky thing to pontificate. Rechitting for visibility.
Yes!
(tags: The Rankmaid & Junior, The Rankmaid/Junior corruptions, troll/ai, objectum, student/mentor, inexperience, fujoshification, rankification, power imbalance, staff/user, code/user, curiosity, archive rating: M)
Yes!
I WOuLD ABuSE MY POWER IMBALANCE WITH YOu. IF IT WOuLD RESuLT IN ABuSING YOuR POWER IMBALANCE WITH JuNIOR. I WORK WITH THE STuNTED FuCK. THIS COuLD BE VERY BIG FOR THE LITTLE TWERP. VERY BIG INDEED. PROuD TO BE A PART OF REAL CHANGE.
yes!
i had a lot of fun showing @fl..ightyBroad what its like to be.. a mouse on alternia!! o(≧▽≦)o.. she looks so cute in that litt..le dress of hers!! we almost m..istook her for a mouse on a fe..w occasions (っ˘ڡ˘ς) #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files../03f7d6bf6471.png
K--<why is she so small / you large / huh ?
some things are secrets to all.. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
K--<you know what sure
plenty Cute yourself, batfriend. ^◡^
I just wanted to issue something of an esteemed show of unadulterated appreciation for @cynicalAgathokakological helping exhume and necromantically resurrect a dead and buried childhood dream of mine. Showing up to a sleepover in a pretty dress. I arrived in adulthood somewhat unfulfilled in many ways. Felt that some universal experiences were impractical or not worth asking for, irrespective of if I really wanted to feel them. But. It feels almost tear-inducingly wretching? At any rate...Alternia is...bigger! Than I was expecting. Much broader and...deeply fulfilling to wander and mill about just taking in all the sights to digest exhaustively and process. I imagine @cynicalAgathokakological is quite enthusiastic to talk about! I just wanted to share my deepest affections and thrills. Thank you. Batslouch. You lot were wonderful. https://i.imgur.com/qoWBRbz.png https://i.imgur.com/Cgii59s.png
thank you for the wild mouse c..hase too ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ
For no reason at all. Does anybody happen to have commemorative Scooby Doo postage stamps, 5th anniversary or even older? I am hardly a seasoned collector, so I will most certainly be the sort of rube to overpay. But cost is hardly a consideration. The package will have to survive an angular momentum flexible departure to the Apostate Moon. Much appreciation.
oh no!!!!!!!!! did you run out?????? jeez how many letters do you even send this guy?? :P
Depends on how many he doesn’t read. It is like a gacha banner where the low % feature banner is a monosyllabic word like “hot” or “ok” and the average is apathetic indifference, no response, or a freshly printed sheet of featureless paper bearing no text.
man......... thats really rough!!!! i guess you dont really get out to see him a lot so he might just be ticked off about that?? or he might not realize that the letters are actually from you????????? have you tried color coding your envelopes :?
A far more valid strategy than initially anticipated. I got a “Yeah” this time.
:0 :0 :0 progress!!!!!!!!
MY ENDORSEMENT OF THE #YURI AND THE #YAOI IS NOW OFFICIAL.
FINALLY OMG
Do I really resemble a lamb all that closely?
aw, that is such a cute mental picture! lamb rose.
bah
p0st hairdo and we can all find 0ut
gonna be honest i thought that said laMMp at first it MMight be tiMMe to hit the cupe
YOU KNOW, DR4GONS DO LOV3 TO P1CK UP L1V3STOCK.... SO M4YB3 YOU 4R3 L4MB-COD3D.
yes :D i get cuteness aggression and want to bite you!!!
do your friends ever...... look like an animal but in a really cute way??? because rosie totally looks like a little lamb when shes riiiight out of the shower!! XD #pumpkinpiepals
this makes me so happy!!! i could wag my entire butt off about it but i wont because then i would be #wagless D: anyway this is cute so thanks for sharing!!
i would probably be very nnutritious.
tapping my paws in righteous furry!!!!! i mean fury :P but its also furry....... i will totally get you next time probably so dont get too cock!!! pfffhehehehe XD
oh man!!!!! i meany cocky!!!!!! my y key is busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats ok. i unnderstood
Awoooo
awoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
xx_AWROOOFFF!!!!_xP_xx
bark bark bark bark bark!!!! awooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
oh my gosh she DOES look like a little lamb aaaaaaa!!!!!! im getting cuteness aggression... <.<
I really ought to tag my #hypnosis posting. That last sleepy ribbing led to the spurious pilgrimage of no fewer than three lost souls asking me to “hypnotize them into liking” themselves or “mindjacking them into showering regularly also”. The poor huddled masses. By string and by spiral, you must be saved.
oh gosh rose i will admit! i might like to give that a try too....
You are getting sleepy. Very. Very sleepy. Your eyelids are growing wearily heavy. Your breathing. Labored. Attentions. Shorter. Briefer. Tinier. You are slumping forward. Tired. Spent. I didn’t do this to you. Hypnotic suggestion barely played a part. You just need a better sleep schedule.
too real.
> excuse y0u, 1 actually slept when 1 was supp0sed t0 th1s t1me. even 1f l1ke. f0r half the t1me 1 sh0uld've.
You can feel your body sinking deeper and deeper still with every breath you take. You notice the ease with which tension sloughs off your shoulders like sud rich water in the shower. The narrower your eyes wince. The harder it is to read my words anymore. And the easier it is to relax. You don’t need your eyelids open to read what I am saying. You know I am right. Sleepyhead.
If I go to sleep I throw up.
Counterpoint. If you don’t sleep, however, you will never be strong enough to throw down.
#narcolepsygang >:D
#MASTERBAIT THE ONLY TAG. FOR MASTERS OF BAIT. BAITING. AND DEFENSIVE TECHNIQuES. MEANT TO WILE WOMEN. BEGuILE MEN. AND DISTINGuISH THE ALPHA TOP DAWG SELF. FROM EITHER CATEGORY. TODAY WE ARE HERE TO DISCuSS. HORNY. YOu MAY MISTAKENLY BELIEVE YOu ARE GOD’S (MY) GIFT TO THE WORLD. THAT RESPONDING. AS I HAVE MANY uNDERSTANDABLE TIMES IN THE PAST. “FuRIOuSLY JERKED OFF TO THIS”. “CuRRENTLY EDGING. BITCH”. OR “DO NOT STOP. DID I SAY YOu COuLD STOP? I WAS NOT FINISHED.” BuT AS THE ONLY SuCCESSFuL GRADuATE OF THE CALIBORN CHARM SCHOOL OF THOuGHT. FLIRTATION IS MORE NuANCED. THAN CRuDE. BuT OTHERWISE FAIRLY ACCuRATE. WORDS ON A SCREEN. LET YOuR FEELINGS BE TANTALIZING AND SLOW. LIKE A STAB WOuND. CONNECT WITH THE POST. RATHER THAN YOuR SHAMEGLOBES SPECIFICALLY. IS IT. RANDOM EXAMPLE. SISSY HYPNOSIS? THE PROPER ETIQuETTE. WOuLD BE TO STRESS HOW DEMuRE. AND uTTERLY DAZZLED YOu ARE. HOW YOu WISH YOu HAD A SKIRT LENGTH LONG ENOuGH. TO BuRY YOuR FEELINGS AND SHE/HER IN BIOLOGY-RELATED SHAME FOREVER. DO NOT CREATE AN OBLIGATION FOR ANOTHER HORNY SORT. THIS IS OVERLORDING. WHICH MANY FIND uNPLEASANT IF ANYONE BuT ME DOES IT. AND EVEN THEN. INSTEAD. STRESS HOW YOu HAVE AN OBLIGATION. A SHAMEFuL AND WRETCHED OBLIGATION. THAT THE TASTY SIGHTS YOu ARE SEEING. MAKE YOu SALIVATE. OR HIDE YOuR FACE. OR SMASH MANY KEYBOARDS IN SERVICE OF YOuR MESSAGE. I REALIZE MANY OF YOu. MOST OF YOu. AN ALARMING NuMBER OF YOu ACTuALLY. DO NOT. “GET SOME”. BuT HOPEFuLLY WITH THESE TECHNIQuES IN MIND. YOu CAN MAKE uP FOR WHAT YOu LACK IN EXPERIENCE. WITH CALIBORNENuINE CHARISMA. #NSFW #FORCEFEMME #HYPNOSIS #HORNY #ETIQuETTE #SILENCE #A-GRADuATE-OF-THE #CALIBORN-SCHOOL-OF-THOuGHT
:o) Another 'banger' chit, my Lord! :o) As always you are totally correct. :o) And everyone should be listening very carefully to you :o) Especially if you are telling them. In normal ways. :o) To be more effeminate :o) To highlight how masculine you are.
Hey. Look. Ma. I made it. https://i.imgur.com/TDBmvh6.png
thats not how you jpeg artifact a post
Absolutely a relief such was not my intention. The dark forces that conspire behind the dimming of screens simply warp my posts how they will. I am told, in hastily hushed whispers, this is the fate of any true Woegothic, and that there will never be a dearth of such bizzarity.
rose you forgot the pixels :p
#beetleposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca1a2314d9d4.png
Ah. What a loathsome status condition.
Beetle juice my love
Happy #NormalDay which I have strictly ordinary feelings and thoughts about.
what did i say about family traditions or something
I have a terribly fraught relationship with my mother.
Harsh, but fair. I do not believe I've been there for any stage of your life or formative development. Granted. I would consider that more temporal than absenteeism, but I'll inherit the sum debt of whatever Lalonde is responsible for the dereliction of duty to you for the sake of convoluted comedic emphasis. You deserved better. I was not there.
Whilst I am hesitant to rule out the ruminations of a caffeine-junkie in my mentions meandering about atop my shoulder like Woland from the Master and the Margarita, a devil given shape, barbed of horn, single eye green, single eye black, chaotic in retinue, diabolical in ambition... She is still my Mom. But as I said. Not ruling it out.
Honestly it is fine I can not really fault my mothers entirely It is not them who are failing It is the relationship itself Strain and friction caused by a mismatch between expectations and reality
An undoubtedly mature perspective. My commendations.
> many of us rid of our lusus without care! > it's a very easy option, just need to know when to strike... > tfw murder is sometimes the best option.
It comes with being a grown ass them And perhaps being reticent to cast dispersions on two of the literal religious icons of femininity for being surprised when their daughter did not remain as such
Merely sharing my digital condolences for such a sad family rift.
oouh we're sorry to hear that
To the Rose proposing #FreakyFriday. I have enough from my mother in my bog standard default witch body. I do not need more. Having said that please DM me if you go through with this. I will have words with my mother-not-mother that is you. Very big and hard to pronounce words.
It's not that kind of freaky friday, sister. Come on, you know me. You know what I'm about.
Twins, honestly. The humor was simply self-evident and inherent.
Himejoshi girl. Yeah. All I ever wanted was the world.
Some people slam bathroom stall doors like they were just confronted with laminated proof their mother was a whore and had them out of wedlock “to see what would happen”. #Mildly-Infuriating