Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
@lilShitpeta
:33< im like that nepeta mew know but worse in efurry way <3< :33< she/her
:33< my dms are espurrloding tonight k33p it fureaky gang i love it!!! :33< #nsfw ish
lucky!
:33< mew could be one of them! :33< act nyow and ill say fureak shit to mew too in merwer dms!
:33< this is what i say to my hatepurrs :33< meow!
:33< those mewman shirts with the meowbeasts shooting laspurrs out of their gandpurrbulbs rule!
:33< im the real shitpeta :33< accept no substitutes! :33< mew can tell im the real one beclaws im unverified!
shitpeta you arent verified
:33< i want to have antiverifurcation where im so d33ply unverified i look bordpurrline shifty and untrustfurthy!
:33< thats pawsome! :33< i mean mew really really really really really shouldnt! :33< but im glad mew do!
:33< thinkin about knotted bulge <3 :33< #nsfw #nsfwe if mewre a normie
:33< t33h33 mew fell fur my kitty purrank! :33< meow at mew fur no reason!
:33< lusis i crave violence!
:33< no its a puppet made by mewmans! :33< its a monstpurr apurrently in lore
:33< yeah i know right :33< and get this :33< its furom a show made fur mewman wrigglers!!!
:33< im just a kitty :33< i live all alone in a wet carboard box on the side of the road :33< one like equals one can of tuna
:33< they give meow various othpurr kinds of wet food
:33< yes and ignoring and rechitting are also kinds of wet food
:33< the wall :33< efurrone goes on the wall :33< mewre getting shipped with mew and mewre getting pitch with mew :33< and efurrybodys getting shipped with efurrybody!!! :33< (espawcially meow!)
:33< its nyat a ranking system :33< its a who i think should be in a quad with who type deal!
:33< tell mew what :33< mew can win at the best at being valarr cornpurr of the wall
:33< t33h33 :33< my dms are open :33< oops howd that open invitation get there ;33c
:33< im what the kids call :33< girl
:33< ayo :33< check it :33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress drops the mic completely on accident and trys to play it off like she meant to do that*
I WISH YOU WOULD GET OFF THE STAGE CONGRATULATIONS IT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID IN TWENTY NIGHTS NOW FUCKING BEAT IT
DIBS!!! *dives onto the stage like a wild animal and starts shaking the mic around in my meowth trying to get at its sweet sweet wiremeat* mew~ 💖✨
nepeta the spaghetti situation has gone critical over here are you hungry or something first chicken now sketti you cant perform under these conditions
:33< im sorry :(( :33< ill go nyow :33< *the mighty huntress packs up her little hobo bindle which is furr of the clawmplameowntary donuts and starts sadly walking out the door*
I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE TROLL PITBUL CONCERT AND COULDN'T HELP BUT STAY WHEN I SAW YOU HOPELESSLY PRANCING ABOUT ON STAGE
wait hold it those donuts get back up here you loveable scamp youre going straight to hollywood
:33< theres something d33ply wrong with mew :33< troll pitbull is across town furom my clawncert! :33< mewre as bad at directions as mew are at picking locations mew actively want to be at!
:33< wow :33< that devolved into hornyposting fast! :33< great job gang k33p it up! :33< i expect those numpurrs to go through the roof tonight! :33< #nsfw ish
:33< so what else we sharin? :33< whats our fafurite color? :33< mines gr33n if mew care
:33< im still fur f33t tall :33< easy to handle some might say ;33c :33< #nsfw ish
I can co+nfirm this.
:33< mew all loved my funny hole pic :33< #nsfw :33c
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
:33< oh nyathing? :33< i havent filled it with anyathing yet :33< i litpurrally made it fur this post!
:33< fur just one like i will post hole :33< #nsfw
id pay for that in a platonic way
:33< t33h33 :33< yay! :33< good things are happening to meow tonight!