Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
@lilShitpeta
:33< im like that nepeta mew know but worse in efurry way <3< :33< she/her
:33< a wave of sl33py has ofurtaken this purrty kitty :33< im going to slime :33< if mewre waiting on meow in my dms i will get to mew when i get out of slime :33< until then say it with meow chat :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33< so i was talking to troll becky today an- :33< *the mighty huntress slips on a banana p33l and falls down and just doesnt get up*
:33< meow nation we stay silly
D --> Not a compliment, although I suppose I can empathize with why you may interpret it as such
:33< tabaxi best dnd race no questions asked :33< second the goblin
I am quite partial to warfurrrged :333 mew~ 💖✨
:33< meow! :33< #meowposting 3027
:33< s33 this is why i dont do meownogomy in any quad but pale :33< ends in divorse efurry time a clawncept that is both easy fur meow to wrap my pan around and natpurral fur trolls to engage with
:33 < #facts #meowposting1989
:33< i know efurrything ask meow any question and i will give mew the anspurr
:33< i had a bit purrpared but the truth is mew make a deal with someone :33< purrhaps through a book of some sort :33< if worst clawms to worse mew can hijack a birds body when it lands on mewre outstretched hand in the woods
:33< I DONT KNOW WHAT DO MEW THINK I KNOW EFURRYTHING OR SOMETHING???
:33< so what mew may nyat realize at this juntmewre is :33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< ive b33n running on fumes since the day i hatched big man :33< theyre all reaches
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET A MUTHAHAFUCKER CLARIFY, JUNTMEWRE FEELS LIKE A REACH EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS.
:33< fur juncture? :33< no its close enough i think :33< its within my ball purrk of stupid
:33< no no no thats within my reach :33< that f33ls like meow :33< what mew want meow to say juncture next time? :33< purrpawstpurrous
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH NAH NAH IT'S JUST THAHAT CUTTING THE C FEELS LIKE LEAVING AN IMPORTANT LITTLE MOFO ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR. THAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKER'S DEFINITELY GOTTA GET DROPPED AS JUNCTMEWRE, JUNTMEWRE DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THE WORD YOU'RE TRYNA SAY. :o/
:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
:33< *the mighty huntress takes notes* :33< women... love... basketball... failmewre...
:33< meowposting all day efurry day :33< if i efur stopped meowposting i think i would drop dead :((
:33< check it! :33< this ones fur all the girls out there! :33< *the mighty huntress throws a basketball at a hoop and b33fs it badly*
:33< *the mighty huntress dabs as if she actmewally crushed it*
:33< *the mighty huntress goes to slam dunk the ball only to trip on her untied shoelace and fall face first onto the ground*
:33< oh bill cifur mew loveable rascal! :33< *the mighty huntress does it again but 33 times as hard and doesnt get up*
:33< TEN BILLION DYNAMITE STICKS GOING ALL OFUR THE PURRLACE GONNA BLOW SHIT UP NYOW!!!
:33< fine then ill make my own shipping wall! :33< with blackjack! :33< and hookpurrs!!! :33< #nsfw ish
:33< im out here swimming in pussy... cats :33< one billion kittys!!!
:33< @ all nepetas :33< do mew suppaws were related in anya major way?
:33 < what do mew mean related? :33 < aren't we the same kitty?
:33 < nepawta!! :33 < gosh that one went right offur my big ass kitty head.
:33< my classic bit where i act like a cat!
:33< to the tune of my sharona :33< m-m-my nepeta
:33< s33 what i like about the name nepeta :33< is i can do a double pun there :33< nepetpaw :33< like mewre petting and a paw :33< i can do a simalar thing with sollux :33< pawlix :33< which if mew say out loud sounds like paw licks which is what we do to stay clean!
I AM DISGUSTED YOU WOULD THINK. TO SUGGEST THAT. I WOULD NEVER KISS. A RUDE BITCH. UNLESS THEY ARE RUDE IN A HOT WAY. #WTF
:33< mew have an argmewment on my post so i get notified of it efurry time im gonna start shipping mew in the pitch quad :33< thems the rules chucklenuts
:33< thinking about girls again :))
:33< *the mighty huntress thinks about girls so hard and so meowch to give mew all the powpurr in the furld*
:33< what the furk am i gonna do with these!?!? :33< furk man i gotta go furk out furefur nyow gog damn it!
absolutE powEr corrupts absolutEly, and corruptEd calypa wants to sEE big fat cat tats.
:33< no no i like the corruption arc dont backtrack! :33< its my dream to be a lil devil on someones shoulder telling them to sin