Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
@lilShitpeta
:33< im like that nepeta mew know but worse in efurry way <3< :33< she/her :33< minors dni! :33< often #nsfw sometimes #nsfwe always kitty :33< dms open ((all art is mine unless stated otherwise))
:33< going to slime :33< troll becky hold my calls
:33< shrimp :33< heaven :33< NOW!!!
please, nepeta, we (an't keep doing this
:33< a purrn parody of a venus fly trap called a penis guy trap :33< is this anyathing? :33< #nsfw
:33< some of mew have nefur made art out of garbage and it shows
:33< *the mighty huntress hits mew with a ray that gives mew a tasty snack*
holy shit. the uranium house snack.
:33< *the mighty huntress traps mew in the torture maze*
:33< im furked up and evil! :33< i dont undpurr stand how mew k33p furgetting this
:33< she hates to s33 an evil woman happy :((
she hates to be tortured in an un fun way!!!!! at least torture me in a fun way omg.
:33< t33h33 :33< *the mighty huntress drowns mew cutely*
--E√ That's kind of difficult to do to a guy who can breathe underwater.
:33< #butts ;33c :33< #suggestive
:33< in this world its meow or be meowed at
:33< troll randy mewman was right :33< mew DO got a furiend in meow
:33< nyanbinary peopurr rule too by the way
:33< meow
:33< i think girls are purrty neat hows about mew
:33< anyathing cool going on?
:33< just mildly electrocuted myself :DD :33< shit hurts :DD
:33< i apurriciate the clawncern i grabbed the wrong end of one of those electric fly swatpurrs shit hurted :33< i can s33 why flys die when i hit them with it
:33< painting on my wall :DD
:33< if a tr33 fell in the woods and nobody was around :33< does anyaone care?
:33< *the mighty huntress crawls out of mewr tv like the girl furom the ring her bones snapping and joints pawping as she stands up her hair parting as she looks mew in the eye and speaks in a voice like nails on a chalkboard* :33< mew got anya snacks?
:33< i love #girlbulge #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up and throws mew like a football*
GUNS ARE EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE!!! >:( AND I STILL HUNT WITH MY CLAWS ON OCCASION, I'M NOT INEPT IN HAND TO HAND
:33< called it! :33< we got a ch33tah on our hands folks! :33< ch33tah alert! :33< mewses guns! :33< like a coward! :33< what a fureak! :33< purrobably doesnt even realize that theyre giving off serious pitchfurlirting vibes right now like a dumbass dog!
NOT MY FAULT MY NUMBERS ARE WAY HIGHER THAN YOURS, MAYBE PICK UP A RIFLE AND LEARN TO SHOOT SOMETIME IF YOU WANT TO TAKE HUNTING SERIOUSLY. AND YOU'RE CALLING ME A FREAK? THAT'S HILARIOUS. AND I'M NOT THAT DENSE, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING YOU PATHETIC MEOWBEAST WANNABE
:33< oh okay so mew are pitch furlirting with meow :33< sorry hard to tell on account of the pawtism mew undpurrstand :33< anyaways like i was saying :33< and mew mewse a rifle? :33< wow mew really like to cheat like a total fureak! :33< why nyat mewse a snipurr rifle then be on a building miles away furom mewr purrey so it doesnt even have a chance to fight back like a coward :33< sit in an armchair while mewre at it! :33< get a load of mew :33< uih :33< what are mewre purronouns btw?
UM YEAH I AM, IT'S CHILL I'M NOT EXACTLY NEUROTYPICAL :P YEAH I USE A RIFLE, WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T I? AND I USE IT WITH MY CLAWS AS BACKUP BECAUSE I'M NOT STUPID AND DON'T WANNA WALK HALFWAY ACROSS THE FOREST TO COLLECT MY FOOD. SHE/HER BY THE WAY
:33< nyat stupid yet mew mewse a rifle and are barkbeast coded :33< whatefur mew say lady :33< mew uh :33< mew want to like bite eachothpurr and make out about this or what? :33< and meowbe meowre #nsfw if thats fine with mew :33< if nyat thats also cool i respect it just testing the field here :33< dumb fureak beast
NO OFFENSE BUT I'M NOT PAILING WITH SOMEONE I MET LITERALLY HALF AN HOUR AGO BITINGS COOL THOUGH I CAN GET BEHIND THAT STUPID FUCKING MEOWBEAST #NSFW