♦ pitied by @lilShitpeta
:c h3 couldn't handl3 m3 rip dw pooki3 i'll bury u som3wh3r3 nic3 #<agu3posting
my bass just exploded???????????????? D: #what? #how?
gosh okay uh. breeding, making out, teasing and i like attention a lot
D --> I asked what was inside the hole
D --> What um D --> Is in that
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
D --> Taking a sabbatical away from #eridanweek to properly realign my quackbeasts
:33 < help im lost in the crowd at #purridanw33k :33 < i cant find my meowrail 3:
IM CULLING EVERYONE WHO PITIES MY POST FROM NOW ON...
D --> Going to be a bit busy today but I'll be around more later
D—> Thank you Nepeta… Your support always keeps me stable!
D—> Hello. Today I have joined Chittr for the first time in the hopes of making new friends… I hope I will be successful.
B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
◥▶◀◤ —> Call me Mark the way I want you to break me in Twain. #nsfw
D --> Yay
D --> Sugar makes it too sweet I think D --> I think oats are just fine on their own, no decadent sweeteners needed
D --> Relateable
D --> I will not be partaking in April F001s for the record
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
s)(outout moirails 3B-D!
D --> No one liked the selfie in my pinned post/avatar so I'm tempted to force it upon you all again until I am given the proper attention
:33 < 33333, our first bit of gossip! A kind reader submits - Hello, Leijon GOssip Column, long time reader, first time submitter! I love your work (Thank mew!) and would like to contribute to your entry into chittr. I've recently heard that Erdian Ampora, host of #eridanweek has a secret thing for lowbloods he hasn't told anyone.. Love, anon. Thank mew, anon for mewr lovely confession! This is a juicy bit of info, how scandalous indeed! What do mew thing, dear viewer? Is Eridan secrely a furreak with a lowblood fetish? Or is he being misrepresented? Leave a comment below!
D --> Are we saying Most or Meow-est in this sentence
we gØt anØther Øne girls. #ifnØtwell #isuggestfØrcefem
D --> Humans speak a lot like troll aristocrats
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
D --> I am so buff
D --> Training my half inch punch
D --> #equiusvault Number 2: Goreget D --> Warnings: #gore #body-horror and #horror may apply D --> Status: In Vault, Minimum Security Display D --> I obtained this item from a cult dedicated to the worship of Tilko'shaloth D --> The artifact is, as the name would suggest, a type of ceremonial gorget, inscribed on the front with eldritch runes venerating the aforementioned god D --> Twisted thorns of bone like material protrude from the material, e%tending both outward as well as inward, toward the wearer of the accessory D --> Indeed, to wear the item is to be forced to endure it's cost D --> The thorns will bury themselves into the skin surrounding one's neck and collar, using their pain, as well as their b100d and lifeforce itself to power itself D --> This sacrifice allows the outer thorns to become an e%ceptionally potent offensive and defensive t001 D --> The thorns on the outside can e%tend several feet, and act in defense of it's wearer, the dense material acting as a sturdy shield against blows, as well as a powerful weapon should they penetrate their target D --> Given the protrusions through the metal of the goreget itself where the thorns sprout, I have no doubt they will break through steel armor as easily as flesh, and once buried they may use their foe's lifeforce to power themselves even further D --> Removal of the artifact was e%ceedingly difficult without causing the death of the wearer, but fortunately it was managed thanks to some of the cultist's own supplies that they used for transferring the artifact between devotees D --> I worry that prolonged usage by a single person, allowing the thorns to bury in deeper, might have made removal impossible, but this remains untested D --> Given that the artifact hosts no inherent maliciousness and is inert without b100d to feast upon, it requires little in terms of safety procedures to contain and is on open display- within the confines of the vault of course
As an Equius I will inform you that the maid thing goes both ways
D --> Would it be too soon to do the song recommendation thing again D --> I like doing it a lot but the dash passes so quickly I think most don't see the post #equiustunes
D --> Please understand that if you are not of b100 b100d or higher then I e%pect you to refer to me with reverence. I do not ask for much, this is the bare minimum
D --> Domestic workers provide such an invaluable service to those who require it and should be treated with the utmost respect D --> This inc100des maids, butlers, manservants, chauffers and others
D --> Switched to light mode on my phone D --> Unfortunately now I can read purple te%t
D --> Not going to be around much today, lots to do
D --> Horses
D --> There are no submission holds to speak of
D --> The %itement over pinning lead me astray
D --> Oh it doesn't show the name D --> It is We Three by The Ink Spots
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOhtZdINkY0
D --> Shorty let me hit because we were in active combat and it'd be weird if I did not
D --> While I am in transit I would like to say D --> I think we should be able to hate react people we blocked
D --> Ok I do have some work to do so I will be occupied with that for a while probably
D --> I am sure there was more I could have reacted but unfortunately I clicked a readmore and got sent back to the start so I gave up
D --> I have never known you to allow something to tell you what you can and cannot do
D --> You will return to sleep
D --> I am getting rather tired D --> I shall hit the hay soon
D --> Just tolerate it
D --> E%quisite
D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
D --> Works every time
D --> How tall is everyone
D --> I do need to make some pop001ar posts to establish myself as the prime Equius here
D --> Okay I've 100ked at all the horse and milk posts and I must say D --> I am disappointed
D --> No you made a typo and I am pointing it out
D --> Lad
D --> I am imagining that is quite the achievement given your lifestyle D --> I am doing quite well
D --> Ok that is that problem solved D --> How is everyone
D --> Oh dear gods that Eridan is here too
D --> I'm so sorry for you
D --> You've been here longer than me I'm pretty sure
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
◥▶◀◤ -->Hold on for a second, homedawgs. I am getting a sweet mindmessage through the robotic nodes that continue to burn insignificant holes through my pitifoally fleshy but also dope as h▒▒▒ biobrain ◥▶◀◤ --> Hmm. Yes. Interesting ◥▶◀◤ --> This is going to be a hard one to swallow, but there is a wicked set of commands being ushered along. Three words only, strung along electrodes to stimulate the perfectly muscular corners of my snout to speak ◥▶◀◤ --> Touch my muscles
D --> Okay well here is hoping it works I guess D --> Apologies to anyone unprepared D --> Also I guess #nsfw #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
D --> Do pictures not show in the preview or am I doing this wrong D --> I do not want to post something and then have it be embarrassing and also unable to be deleted
D --> That would be because you are incorrect
D --> That is very incorrect
D --> Impoliteness should be frowned upon and not encouraged
D --> I will not admit to that
D --> You can't and I won't D --> It is impolite to simply oppose someone on everything
D --> I did not say that D --> You cannot once, nor twice, nor any other number of times, do that
D --> You cannot even once
D --> No you cannot
D --> No you can't
D --> No you can't
D --> Hey you can't do that
D --> I am glad to be acknowledged but what is this a yes to
wahhh d0n't pity/hate/mediate/like my p0st. especially if y0u're a pretty girl.
D --> Isn't it a little bit unbecoming that despite being above certain users in both our b100d and this web domain's ranking system that I am not verified
D --> My prior post was misunderstood, I am heavily irradiated
D --> Are there any STRONGER alternatives to iodine pills
D —>NEPETA, APOLOGIZE TO THE FARMERS AT ONCE, PLEASE!
D —>D —> I hoof never had it before, I must admit.
D —>Nepeta, you know how I feel about that phrase; it only makes me worry more.
D —>I am beginning to set up and tune my cello, does anyone have any song recommendations to practice on?
D —>I just prefer cooked meat, with as little cruelty as possible. D —> Plus, I find it tastes better, especially with seasoning!
D —>It is never too late or early to enjoy some tea or coffee. D —> Hopefully everyone is enjoying themselves today.
D --> You really do just depict anything don't you
ʚ♡ɞ It was likee!!! A gold blood!! They are down 4everz!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
ʚ♡ɞ LIKE UHMMMM!!! I likee just totally hit someone with my car LOLZ!!! #Textinganddriving!!!!!
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
a really bad awful drawing
cønsøle.løg("sapphic mechanics rise up");
does anyone remember soldier purrbeasts? I have ocs. many of them
AFTER FINDING MY EGGMOBILE, AND MUCH INVESTIGATION I HAVE FOUND THAT I AM ON AN ISLAND KNOWN AS "ANGEL ISLAND" A STRANGE RED CREATURE CALLING ITSELF "KNUCKLES" SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND ME. I THINK I CAN TRICK HIM INTO HELPING ME... ... OHOHO, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO TELL HIM!!!
did i seriously miss gasoline drinking talk? damn. 5/10, btw. maybe 6 for diesel. there's better petrochemicals out there.
i'm so glad everyone is using this chat client that spans several timelines responsibly.
is that a bomb in ur pocket or is ur peankts ticking quickly like its abt to epxlode
=^owo^= ((ooc: the desire to actually dm people is so strong please add it
CURSE IT ALL. THE DEATH EGG APPEARS TO HAVE LANDED ON A FLYING LANDMASS IN THE SKIES OF MY PLANETARY PRISON. IT WAS UNKNOWN FROM ME THAT SUCH A STRANGE PHENOMENON EXISTED HERE. I WILL HAVE TO INVESTIGATE, BUT FIRST I WILL HAVE TO FIND MY EGGMOBILE IN THIS WRECKAGE...
=^owo^= who wants to get freaky