Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
@potionSeller
buy my prꙮduct!
prꙮ tip: if yꙮu're playing sꙮme sꙮrt ꙮf haunted ꙮr cursed game, wꙮnky physics will still apply tꙮ the evil spirits and spꙮꙮky mꙮnsters. i launched the umbrella man ꙮut ꙮf bꙮunds, last week. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling an uncꙮmfꙮrtable necklace ꙮf explꙮsiꙮn immunity. yꙮu cꙮuld survive a nuclear blast, but it's alsꙮ really really hꙮrrible tꙮ wear. genuine sensꙮry nightmare. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
rahhh i want tꙮ be an interlꙮper sꙮ badddd. i want tꙮ interact with things i have nꙮ business lꙮꙮking at. #yearning - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yꙮu guys are seriꙮusly underestimating pasta salad. it genuinely rꙮcks. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fun fact: thrꙮugh sheer cꙮincidence, ꙮne ꙮf the mꙮst efficient paralysis-causing cꙮgnitꙮhazards is a phꙮtꙮ ꙮf a sliced can'talꙮupe. fꙮr cꙮntext, the vast majꙮrity ꙮf the strꙮnger cꙮgnitꙮhazards are based ꙮn sꙮme kind ꙮf pattern (usually a fractal ꙮr series ꙮf symbꙮls). this is the ꙮnly recꙮrded case (as ꙮf yet) ꙮf a phꙮtꙮgraph having anꙮmalꙮus prꙮperties thrꙮugh pure chance. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
all ꙮf my days are #wizardwednesday - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
cꙮntrary tꙮ the cꙮmpletely false rumꙮrs, i dꙮ nꙮt knꙮw the spell "cack's lung water". nꙮt ꙮnly is it cꙮmpletely prꙮhibited by the wizarding cꙮuncil, it's alsꙮ cꙮmpletely against my fighting style (dꙮn't ask what my fighting style is). - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fun fact: i can alsꙮ remember yꙮu're genꙮcides. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
pleasse dont i would rathther not bbe reminded
who rememberes you're snowgraves though
prꙮ tip: spirits can't pass thrꙮugh asbestꙮs. use that tꙮ yꙮur advantage. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Noted: Eat plenty of as8estos so no spirits can enter my 8ody. Thanks potion fella, very cool!
fun fact: yꙮu're invited. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
whenever i accidentally lꙮꙮk at a cꙮgnitꙮhazard ꙮr read fꙮrbidden knꙮwledge ꙮr dꙮ anything like that, i just repeatedly think ꙮut "green bean, green bean, green bean, green bean" and sꙮ ꙮn. it dꙮesn't stꙮp its effects, but the distractiꙮn dꙮes keep the damage frꙮm spreading. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
whenever sꙮme small tꙮwn is haunted by the supernatural, why is it always either: 1. ghꙮsts 2. deer 3. bꙮth - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Don't forget Strange Dog That's Probably A Coyote
persꙮnal fact abꙮut me: my last name isn't "rꙮrtugal". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
G7@d We C@n Cro$$ Th@t Off The 7i$t
gꙮꙮdbye everyꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Good bye Mr. Prices.
the labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn is nꙮw available fꙮr purchase. yꙮu can find my website, if yꙮu believe hard enꙮugh. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
labubu pꙮtiꙮn update: limbs have been added tꙮ the specimen. nꙮt much tꙮ cꙮmment abꙮut, it's just getting clꙮser tꙮ an actual labubu. #labubu-pꙮtiꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
ꙮkay, i threw sꙮme sleepy-juice (dꙮn't ask) intꙮ the labubu pꙮtiꙮn prꙮtꙮtype, and the specimen is acting similar tꙮ the last ꙮne, but seems tꙮ be spending its energy ꙮn mentally defeating the pꙮlyester-fur part ꙮf itself, which it can easily dꙮ. ꙮverall, it's a lꙮt calmer and can cꙮntrꙮl itself mꙮre. nꙮw, fꙮr the limbs and facial features.. #labubu-pꙮtiꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
the ꙮnly thing i'm pꙮsting right nꙮw are mꙮre updates ꙮn the #labubu-pꙮtiꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
update ꙮn the labubu pꙮtiꙮn creature: ꙮkay, sꙮ the creature(s? it's like ꙮne being trying tꙮ split its mind intꙮ twꙮ) has nꙮw slightly calmed dꙮwn (still fighting with itself) and the pꙮlyester-fur part has mꙮved tꙮ the ꙮutside ꙮf the bꙮdy. making it have limbs and reducing the aggressiꙮn might actually turn this arꙮund intꙮ an actual labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn. remember, that's what this was fꙮr. #labubu-pꙮtiꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
ꙮkay. sꙮ, the best case scenariꙮ didn't happen, but neither did the wꙮrst-case scenariꙮ. i mixed tꙮgether the "turns yꙮu intꙮ a slightly-alive pile ꙮf pꙮlyester fur" pꙮtiꙮn and the "turns yꙮu intꙮ a sentient blꙮb ꙮf pvc that can cꙮntrꙮl inanimate ꙮbjects" pꙮtiꙮn intꙮ ꙮne, and the being it made is nꙮw arguing with itself and trying tꙮ separate itself intꙮ twꙮ. wꙮrse news: it has figured ꙮut hꙮw tꙮ make a high-pitched whistling nꙮise tꙮ scare ꙮff the fur parts ꙮf itself, but it gꙮt lꙮud enꙮugh tꙮ break ꙮne ꙮf my beakers. #labubu-pꙮtiꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man