Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
@potionSeller
an alchemist businessman chitting straight frꙮm wizard land. i'm selling potiꙮns ꙮn my website (i'm not linking to it because i trust you to find it yourself) he/him
light guide green - keep mꙮving ꙮrange - stay aware ꙮf yꙮur exact lꙮcatiꙮn yellꙮw - stay ready fꙮr envirꙮnmental changes blue - safe resting place purple - nꙮt applicable red - cꙮntrary tꙮ pꙮpular belief, ꙮnly means "stay still and quiet" dark white - stay awake vulvide - stay anchꙮred tꙮ any easily-grippable surfaces pink - cꙮver all bꙮdy parts used fꙮr hearing, seeing, and thinking blank - stay irrelevant until it turns dark - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: leave a tꙮꙮth in a jar ꙮf cꙮca cꙮla - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: it's better tꙮ karate chꙮp ꙮne tree 100 times than 100 trees ꙮne time - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
actually anꙮther thing fꙮr that "things i learned when i was a beekeeper" chitt i pꙮsted earlier number fꙮur, it lꙮꙮks really bad when sꙮmeꙮne gets a hꙮle burnt thrꙮugh him, and the blꙮꙮd is replaced with perfectly clean water. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
in wizard land calling sꙮmething "ꙮut ꙮf this wꙮrld" is mꙮre ꙮf a cꙮmplaint since everything ꙮutside ꙮf wizard land is kinda meh - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
wagꙮꙮbly dꙮ gas masks still wꙮrk after falling intꙮ water - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
if yꙮu're reading this, i am nꙮt dead. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
just tꙮ be clear, casting de-animate ꙮn a persꙮn dꙮesn't kill them, just makes them unalive. think abꙮut it this way, if "undead" means sꙮmething that shꙮuld be dead, but is alive, then "unalive" means sꙮmething that shꙮuld be alive, but is dead. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: cast "de-animate" ꙮn a persꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
in wizard land instead ꙮf mꙮuntain dew we have a brand ꙮf battery acid called fꙮuntain gꙮꙮ - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
"be there ꙮr be square" is prꙮpaganda. i have been far frꙮm there many times in my life, and it never ended up with me being square. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
new pꙮtiꙮn that, when drunk, makes the user unable tꙮ make any pꙮsitive ꙮr negative prꙮgress in their life fꙮr 25 hꙮurs disclaimer: this dꙮes nꙮt prevent death - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
this oi loike the way you think mate but what if? the inverse alsaur existed
fun fact: nꙮ witch hunts have ever gꙮtten a single actual witch - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
ꙮh, damn. 10k kull - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: if yꙮur ally pꙮisꙮns yꙮu, that means that medically speaking they're actually yꙮur enemy. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: dꙮn't gꙮ here - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a 3-liter jug ꙮf a slightly red-tinted, water-like substance that dꙮesn't bꙮil ꙮr freeze. when drank, causes yꙮur visiꙮn in the next dream yꙮu have tꙮ be slightly reddened. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb
cꙮuldn't agree mꙮre. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i'm a diva - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
what if they all fꙮught tꙮ the death and the dead ꙮnes have tꙮ legally change their last name - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
actually since i have the recꙮrding things that let me play ꙮut specific nightmares, i'm pretty sure i cꙮuld try speedrunning ꙮne ꙮf them. the main issue is abꙮut hꙮw i can recꙮrd the speedruns - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man