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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller

buy my prꙮduct!

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ᴛʜɪs ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ɢᴏʟᴅʙʟᴏᴏᴅ.

hey guys. do you eat your corndogs with or without the bone.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

i thꙮught yꙮu can't de-bꙮne a unicꙮrn, ꙮr it curses yꙮu permanently. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Just Monika!

Møñį ä is all this user needs.

@justMonika[JM]

Are you real?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

everything is "real". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@melodramaticUrsine[MU]

<Actŭălly. Cŭrsĕ ŏf pĕrpĕtŭăl / rŏck ĭn shŏĕ.>

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

i'd just cast "cack's lung-water" ꙮn anyꙮne whꙮ slightly annꙮys me. it's wꙮrked ꙮut fꙮr me sꙮ far. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

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Includes this user's posts.

Chronic Catturbater

This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

@canineRebel[CR]

curious about what people think of me. truly. <:B

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

didn't take the free backrꙮꙮms furniture, that's pretty much all i knꙮw abꙮut yꙮu. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +2

Total: 2

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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This user is chronically online in a unique way.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ i understand mosquitos are nexessary to the environment or whatever but i keep getting bit and im very displeased about it #notfond

Kult: +34

Kull: +7

Total: 41

Ratio: 4.86

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

just get rid ꙮf the envirꙮment. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Chchow is your friend!

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

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Kult: +40

Kull: +22

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.82

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

dꙮ yꙮu have sꙮmething tꙮ cꙮnfess - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Eridan "PUNished" Ampora

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

castin a spell to make you less sad. #wwizardwwednesday

#wwizardwwednesday

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

wait, there is an eridan that **isn't** a magic denier??? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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transgender

love yourself

@adiosToreador[AT]

i SHOULD WRITE, a SERIES OF, sELF-HELP BOOKS, #DEEPTHOUGHTS

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

i will write a series ꙮf self-destructiꙮn bꙮꙮks that make yꙮu explꙮde. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Cueball But Nice

@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

Please enjoy the meaningless, pointless #scratchsecond. By the time you have read the hashtag, it is over.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

i didn't enjꙮy the scratch-secꙮnd, and i want my mꙮney back. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Cueball But Nice

@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

You will find the $0.00 you spent returned to you. Haa Haa.

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

it's rare tꙮ find hꙮnest business nꙮwadays. i'm glad i cꙮuld get a refund. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

fouennd lamp blufrne said not nkill not eet butdg buyt looks danger :( dthisone is in blufren hive shood leev? maybe... What is your favorite light type?

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

my favꙮrite light type is the light frꙮm the despair lantern. the mꙮre yꙮu're near it, the mꙮre it ꙮutshines the light in yꙮur sꙮul, until there's nꙮthing left. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Barak Trollbama

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@barackObama[BO]

Who the fuck is Daquavious Bingleschnort the third.

Kult: +20

Kull: +7

Total: 27

Ratio: 2.86

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

sꙮmeꙮne incredibly famꙮus. hꙮw dꙮ yꙮu nꙮt knꙮw that - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

@captainEgg[CE]

THAT BE QUITE THE TREE AIN'T IT MATEYS?

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

hꙮly crap its the mystery man. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@captainEgg[CE]

JOIN ME MERRY CREW

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

unfꙮrtunately, i am already in sꙮme sꙮrt ꙮf ꙮminꙮus prꙮbably-evil mystery grꙮup. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

haha man it would be great if my body stopped hurting but beggars cant be choosers so fuck it we ball. facing the day regardless

Kult: +79

Kull: +60

Total: 139

Ratio: 1.32

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

the feds tꙮꙮk away my ꙮther graphics. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

fuck guess im not buying any elixirs then

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

damn it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

....althꙮugh yesterday i have created a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn, if that interests yꙮu. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

a what

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn. it's pretty straight-fꙮrward. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

what the fuck is a labubu

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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

this hellish beast. https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/ꙮbraz_2026-07-29_170731682.png - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

no clue what that thing is but i sure as hell dont wanna be one haha

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

yꙮu can give it tꙮ ꙮthers. it wꙮuld be really funny, trust me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +49

Kull: +5

Total: 54

Ratio: 9.80

Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

@potionSeller[PS]

thanks, but i already have eggs. https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/ꙮbraz_2026-07-29_170516108.png - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00