Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices
@potionSeller
buy my prꙮduct!
bowlin i$ prrrobubbly the only $porrrt i give a glub aboat ngl
crazy hꙮw yꙮu didn't mentiꙮn cꙮrpseball, but whatever flꙮats yꙮur bꙮat. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
No one should know why my title is "The Pit Eater" :ol
either yꙮu ꙮr an alternate-timeline versiꙮn ꙮf yꙮu is the reasꙮn i dꙮn't have a ketchup pit anymꙮre. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
small LITTLE nanomachines infiltrate your bloodstream EVERY LIGHT if you consume store made products. THATS WHY THERES SUCH AN EGREGIOUSLY LARGE PUSH for consumerism dont fall for these FACETIOUS LIES. grow your own food, GROW YOUR OWN COFFEE.
this dꙮes happen with micrꙮscꙮpic ghꙮsts, tꙮꙮ. thꙮught yꙮu might want tꙮ knꙮw. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
REMINDER that anyone trying to be nice to you is JUST DOING IT TO GET AN EDGE OVER YOU. nobody is actually nice. nobody CARES about you, just what they can get from you. REMEMBER THIS next time someone tries to insult your intelligence by employing such LOW LEVEL manipulation tactics
reminder that everyꙮne is ꙮut tꙮ get yꙮu except fꙮr me and ꙮnly me. buy my prꙮduct! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Lott★ people ★sking questions th★t ★re cle★rly ★nswered by my "I h★ve ★ cursed bl★de" shirt.
i am willing tꙮ give yꙮu (withꙮut implying that i currently ꙮwn) the dead man's swꙮrd. be careful with yꙮur wꙮrds abꙮut it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
𖦤 So / like. / Once / again If / your / funny / bit / is / spamming / the / same / dull / line / on / every / post / you / see, / your / comedy / is / uninspired / and / you / will / not / be / seeing / the / messiahs :||
i hate every clꙮwn frꙮm the bꙮttꙮm ꙮf my heart, but i agree with yꙮu ꙮn this ꙮne! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
EVERY TIME I EAT AN APPLE MY MOUTH BLEEDS. ANY TROLL DOCTORS OUT THERE?
a dꙮctꙮr wꙮn't help yꙮu, when it cꙮmes tꙮ apples. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i might just build a pitch black mꙮnꙮlith with carvings and symbꙮls that dꙮn't mean anything, sꙮmewhere. that seems reasꙮnable. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can 𝙸see @~,,,@
nꙮ, yꙮu can't see a mꙮnꙮlith that isn't built yet. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can 𝙸 www.atchyou build it @~,@"
I'm n⚣t usually an adv⚣cate f⚣r vi⚣lence but I think we sh⚣uld kill that mullet guy
i'm always an advꙮcate fꙮr viꙮlence and i agree! - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮme peꙮple cꙮꙮk, while ꙮthers are cꙮꙮked. i ꙮwn the frying pan. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
but can you use it as a drying pan?
=oXO i hope everyone is doing well tonight¡¡ =oXO
ivev gꙮt wꙮrk. fightign the shadꙮw ꙮnes. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
tꙮug h nꙮt bein able tꙮ sleꙮp. ill get it dꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yꙮ u cant see the shadwꙮsd ꙮnes, when awake, but yꙮu cant really fight when tirerd. intesting cꙮnundrum. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
>> Are you..okay?
if i cna recꙮver later, prꙮbly. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
when is greed mꙮnth starting - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
SEPTEMBER
secꙮnd and final day ꙮf killing peꙮple until i get killed. i gꙮt killed. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
if yꙮu ever get ꙮn an elevatꙮr and it starts shaking, rumbling, whirring and sꙮme mꙮre synꙮnyms fꙮr thꙮse wꙮrds, until eventually ꙮpening up intꙮ what lꙮꙮks like the rꙮtting cꙮrpse ꙮf a building, there's quite an easy way tꙮ get back intꙮ base reality. just wait fꙮr the dꙮꙮrs tꙮ clꙮse back up. elevatꙮrs can mꙮve up and dꙮwn after the dꙮꙮrs clꙮse (literally their main functiꙮn). - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Don't be a coward, exit the elevator :) It's rude to keep them waiting
i'm nꙮt a cꙮward, there just seems tꙮ be a lꙮt ꙮf cꙮwards getting intꙮ that kind ꙮf situatiꙮn. i'll gladly accept an invitatiꙮn tꙮ the dead flꙮꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fun fact: nꙮbꙮdy likes waffles. keep in mind, i mean "nꙮbꙮdy", as in "the man whꙮ wasn't there", and nꙮt "nꙮbꙮdy" as in "nꙮ ꙮne". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
cꙮmmꙮn miscꙮnceptiꙮn. "nꙮbꙮdy" dꙮes nꙮt just mean ꙮdysseus. ꙮdysseus was just the first iteratiꙮn ꙮf "nꙮbꙮdy". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
relatable cghitt. l ike this. plesae. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
unless everyꙮne everywhere drinks it, then nꙮ. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
it's hard tꙮ make it air-transmissible and still pꙮtent. i can make a pꙮtiꙮn that makes peꙮple indifferent tꙮ it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man