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Weird Freak Guy That Sells Mystical Potions For Low Low Prices

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@potionSeller

an alchemist businessman chitting straight frꙮm wizard land. i'm selling potiꙮns ꙮn my website (i'm not linking to it because i trust you to find it yourself) he/him

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Kull: +7
Total: 22
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that lꙮꙮks like ꙮne ꙮf the shadꙮwed ꙮnes i have slain 2 days agꙮ - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

why are there zo many fuck:ng docterrorz on here zuddenly.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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pretty sure sꙮmeꙮne left a cꙮntainer ꙮf vicꙮdin ꙮpen - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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I had a weird ass dream where I was on the run from several users on here

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Total: 12
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that wasn't a dream - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

I HAVE DISCOVERED. WHEN YOu STAY AWAY FROM ALLYS AND DARK AREAS. DERSE IS NOT THAT DANGEROuS TO BE OuTSIDE.

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i'm pretty sure i pꙮsted sꙮmething abꙮut this. if an ally pꙮisꙮns yꙮu, then medically speaking they're actually an enemy. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

THAT WAS A MISSPELLING. OF “ALLEY”.

it's a useful tip regardless. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@cyberGovernor[CG]

--E√ Why do we call people who fish "anglers"? Are they secretly doing trigonometry on those boats of theirs?

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Total: 40
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@criticalConspiracist[CC]

NO, because theyre LURING FISH like an ANGLERfish

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This be true.

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@cyberGovernor[CG]

--E√ I prefer the trigonometry explanation. It's funnier.

anglerfish alsꙮ dꙮ trigꙮnꙮmetry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Monday again... Thinking about maid dresses.

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the calendar was made by TIME THIEVES who want to rob you of your agency WHY LIMIT YOURSELF TO MONDAY ONLY?

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can cꙮnfirm. in wizard land we have like 80 days a week frꙮm all the time we steal - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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alchemIzIng new fayg0 and ImmedIately regrettIng It I5 ju5t part 0f the pr0ce55

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
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try tꙮ alchemize an apple withꙮut using a pre-existing ꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

do not do this! when we tried it led to a three hour argument, two hospitalizations and a greenhouse getting smashed

as the yꙮungsters say, "let him cꙮꙮk" - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Found... a tape... with numbers... Got Told... It was... Measuring... Tape... i am... 9... of the numbers... i think... they are... called... feet... I am 9... of those...

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

i'm like 20 numbers tall last time i checked. might be sꙮme different numbers, thꙮugh. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Total: 5

CONQUER AND DESTROY.

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
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destrꙮying makes it sꙮ nꙮbꙮdy has the thing taking makes it sꙮ ꙮnly yꙮu have the thing i knꙮw what i'm picking - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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I do flips and tricks and stuff

Kult: +30
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dꙮ yꙮu perfꙮrm at private events - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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How much are you willing to pay.

i'm pretty sure piles ꙮf preciꙮus metals and gemstꙮnes are valuable fꙮr yꙮu guys. is 2kg ꙮf that enꙮugh? - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@broSprite[BS]

Wing

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Total: 35
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ding gaster frꙮm deltarune - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@broSprite[BS]

Shut the fuck up.

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damn. i guess i ruffled sꙮme feathers - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

I am evil now!

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
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yꙮu shꙮuld sip sꙮme ꙮiter - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

REMEMBER TO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.

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Total: 10
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yꙮu seem like a legally distinct character - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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They Should Invent A Device That Enables Me To Transfer My Exhaustion To Someone I Do Not Like.

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they did that in wizard land - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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if nobody gives suggestions i'm slicing all my hair off again

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Total: 15
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get bald - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

cꙮuldn't agree mꙮre. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

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Total: 5