grease
@twitCad
dude.
#GREASYGOAT
ought to get a beer with that guy.
hell yeah man
wish you could come along too. dawg. that would be hella.
#soon #endofmonth #youknowitbro
first thing im doing is dapping you up. then giving you a fucking hug. man.
fuck yeah man
i take it all back. bro. you are certified grease.
♡ ᰔH AWESᰔME ♡
WOO HOO got some respect on my name now from ya, preciate it
was a misunderstanding is all. you ain.t half bad. grease. dapping you up holy style.
hey now. lets keep our britches a respectable size eh. we.re greasy.
♡⸝⸝ AWWW YOU MADE UPPPPP YAAAAYYYYYY GO #GREASENA777ION ⸝⸝♤
@alleyRiot hey. what are your opinions on hotdogs and corndogs.
♡ YᰔU MUST LᰔVE HᰔTDᰔG. ♡
depends on what kind, yknow? are we talkin good hotdog or one a those sad lookin thins dat been sittin around too long, important distinction here. any corndog is a corndog however, tay got style yknow
you ain.t too bad. man. #greasybros
maybe this is like an adventure time fern / finn situation.
put's on my "i require context" hat
theres a second grease. man. and he isnt cool.
fucking what
man. what a bummer. this fake grease.. isn.t cool at all. i was hoping i had a greasy buddy.
♡⸝⸝ AWWW SADDD bu7 u can always have fun arguin ⸝⸝♤
i ain.t about that life. man.
this other grease guy better be cool.
well already you got some kind of ego issue. i dont think youre measuring up on the cool scale. i was so down to have 2 greases but.
aw cmon, dont sour on me already. we aint even had our first scheduled disagreement yet! im perfectly happy sharin da name, just aint so sure about takin da silver medal. cant we negotiate here or somethin? like, call us east grease and west grease. everybody wins.
sorry pal. ive had the greasiest medal since i planted my cheeks down on this here site. first to the finish line means you get the gold medal. and brother.. i crossed the checkered line a while ago.
yeah yeah, enjoy ya medal while it shines, hotshot. ill stick with travelin light
and you dont even make sense. silver is lighter than gold. yet you wanted the heavier medal. curious.
yeah alright wiseguy dont start ta brin math into dis, fact checkin me in public just makes us both look bad.
i didnt wanna have to do it. but i gotta call the smartest guy i know.
yo. who the fuck.
♡ PEEK-A-Bᰔᰔ!! ♡
twirls the hair on my sideburns.
♡ NICE HAIR!! ITS LᰔVELY!!! ♡
hey thanks man. you a real one.
thas me
not true. my #dawg is fleeting. my moirail is in the other room.
what ails you big man
found out people don.t like hotdogs. pusherbroken at this revelation.
have they tried them? do we have names?
somebody just told me they don.t like hotdogs. don.t hmu. only real ones know.
man
i feel you bro
♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA wai7 why he kinda fine as fuck ⸝⸝♤
i have a better questi/)n
what d/)es a pic with ur ass /)ut have anything t/) d/) with pe/)ple disliking h/)td/)gs?
cuz everybody.s so fuckin mean to me. bro. how could you say that to me. how could you tell me. the hotdog guy. that you hate hotdogs.
wonder how my buddy lux is doing.
peeling chicken strips like a banana.
ok yeah. ok ok ok ok ok
rechitt
mmmmy lusus mmmmade mmmme do that as a wwwwiggler so i wwwwouldn't burn mmmmy mmmmawwww and nowwww i just do it outta habit
anyways. bacon chili hotdawg for breakfast. with a side of docterror pepper.
hell yeah
sheesh. id think talking to an actual brick wall would be easier.
can.t blame a bark for tryin.
wondering. should i grow out my beard like troll jack sparrow.
the sideburn's would have less impact, you should totally have a goatee or something though. cause youre the goat
holy fuck bro. youre right. this is why youre my #dawg.
hell yeah bro
wow. that was weird. sure hope that doesnt happen again.
i require context
got minted.
thats #fasenifriday for you
for some unexplainable reason. this grease turns mint every friday.
so sorry you gotta be mint man red is so much cooler
hey now. its only for a day.
FRIDAY: IT’S FOR GREENSE
still id hate to be mint dude
yo mb bro it wasnt personal
bitches love my unibrow + sideburns combo.