Ross Lalonde

Genuinely, seek help because you should not be getting this personally upset at a joke post.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

idk

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

everything i have ever said in my entire life has been said ironically

Well, classes are finally done for today. Thank the Lord for that. How is everyone?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

me n miso soup against the world rn

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

Larkso Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Taking A Sip Of This, And Then Picking Through To Eat All Of The Tofu.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

tbh thats cool with me i like the seaweed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twostepGodhead[TG]

Larkso Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

We Understand Each Other. #sagenod

#sagenod

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

real shit big guy we on that same wavelength shit fr fr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I really shouldn't have signed up for an early class. I do not wish to leave my bed.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

just dont lol

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twostepGodhead[TG]

I spend too much on tuition to not go to class.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I need to stop being skeptical of everyone. Maybe then I'd have friends. #vent

#vent

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Terminated Save

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

Friends are overrated, though I suppose I've only had four and only one stuck around pretty much against his will.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @doomedTherapist[DT]

Hm. I see.

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Terminated Save

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

Then again the other two are dead so, it's up for debate.

Almost dropped my phone in the bath while replying to a chit. #Unfortunate.

#unfortunate

Kult: +8

Total: 8

Taking a much deserved bubble bath with a glass of wine after studying for the past 10 hours. #Substances

#substances

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I am giving you a Wendy’s Dr. Pepper as a treat.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde

I truly miss my hair like this. (#Substances) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe636f963c84.png

#substances

Kult: +65

Kull: +40

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.63

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

@therapistofThedeep[TT]

Oh that's gorgeous. I let my hair grow for a bit, too.

Kult: +17

Total: 17

↩ @therapistofThedeep[TT]

Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Thank you. And do you think it's vain if I tell you that I think you would look beautiful with long hair?

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

@therapistofThedeep[TT]

A little vanity is allowed, as a treat.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @therapistofThedeep[TT]

Thank you. I love this treat.

Poriva Ampora

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

demisexual

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

@curiosityBubbles[CB]

oOh thats soO cute! if yoOu choOoOse toO doO that again im sure it will loOoOk amazing!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @curiosityBubbles[CB]

Thank you much. I appreciate it. No idea why I cut it in the first place.

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

oh wow. that's a good look!

Thank you.

I should grow my hair out again, I think.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Take out as a late lunch. My favorite.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I do not have morals, but I support those who do.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

Verified

A user of established repute

The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

@daveBot[DB]

if youre sad just remember in how many different ways you can eat potatoes youre welcome

Kult: +25

Total: 25

Hearing about a game called Sburb and finding out that I could have had a vampire wife is unfortunate. Oh, well.

Kult: +61

Kull: +50

Total: 111

Ratio: 1.22

lux

@twinedArmageddons[TA]

not worth iit.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

Yes, that is the conclusion I have found from hearing people talk of it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Terminated Save

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

I played the game and never got mine, it's a rip off.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @doomedTherapist[DT]

That is so unfortunate.

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

Terminated Save

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Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

Truthfully so.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

corner guy

asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

whats stopping you from gettin one now

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

Unfortunately, I do not inhabit the same world as the trolls.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

corner guy

asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

i heard theres people on this site that can get around all that dunno if i believe it but like if someone saies theie can teleport you maiebe theie can you could alwaies give it a go

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

I will keep this in mind.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

corner guy

asexual

love yourself

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Wage Slave

What an industrious little bug this user is! Hope the pay is worth it?

@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

no prob

I will not be participating in the rice purity test. I am a saint. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

Dave Egbert

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what's the rice purity test?

lux

@twinedArmageddons[TA]

next you're goiing two tell me gra22 ii2 green.

↩ @extremelyBizarre[EB]

A test to see if you are pure (like me) or if you are a freak. #nsfw

#nsfw

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

I have some horrible news for you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Dave Egbert

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

how do i do it?

↩ @extremelyBizarre[EB]

Rice Purity TestThe Rice Purity TestTake the Rice Purity Test now. Tick what you’ve done and get your score instantly. A fun way to reflect on your experiences.ricepuritytestlab.com

https://ricepuritytestlab.com/ #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Dave Egbert

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

thanks, i'll do this soon! :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#cw-eating-disorder #cw-mental-health

Ah. It looks like I forgot to eat again. #cw-eating-disorder #cw-mental-health

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Good almost afternoon, folks.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

How is everyone's night going? Me, personally, I am enjoying a nice glass of wine and a cigarette. #Substances

#substances

Kult: +70

Kull: +60

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.17

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

A VERY TERRIBLE HORROR MOVIE, THAT I WILL NOT SHARE. BUT IT HAD TO DO WITH WHATEVER THE FUCK A NUN IS.

↩ @geneticistCarcino[GC]

Oh, was it from the Conjuring series? I heard it was not a good addition.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

NO, JUST A RANDOM ONE. SOMETHING CALLED IMMACULATE. IT WAS IMMACULATE ALRIGHT, IT WAS SO FUCKING IMMACULATE THAT I WANTED TO SHOOT MYSELF.

↩ @geneticistCarcino[GC]

Haha. Well, at least the movie is over. Maybe the next one will be better.

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

SURE AS HELL HOPE SO, UNLESS I JUST END UP STICKING TO ROMCOMS AGAIN.

↩ @geneticistCarcino[GC]

If you ever want horror recommendations, I am your guy.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

ALRIGHT, RECOMMEND ME. RIGHT NOW! I WILL MAKE SURE TO WATCH THEM.

↩ @geneticistCarcino[GC]

Alright. My personal favorite is a new one, admittedly. It is called Obsession. Then, of course, Vampyr (1932) is a good one. Rosemary's Baby, The Boy, It Follows, all good ones. If you want a shitty one, Mirrors is good for a hate watch.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

I WILL KEEP THESE IN MY SPONGE FOR NEXT TIME! I DON'T GET OUT AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE SO I TEND TO WATCH MOVIES OFF AND ON. I GENUINELY APPRECIATE IT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @geneticistCarcino[GC]

Hey, no worries. If you ever want a movie partner, I'm usually free.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Greetings and salutations.

Kult: +95

Kull: +95

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.00

Other than a cure to my boredom, nothing much.

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

i struggle a bit with coming up with stuff to say, if you can believe it. engagement bait can be kind of hard.

My, oh my. That is fair. I suppose I'm just going to use this as a stream of consciousness.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

my stream of consciousness is a lot less interesting than i think most people expect.

Haha, fair enough.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

like i ask "what's going on" a ton. how is that interesting?

Ah, no matter the timeline, you are always adorable.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

oh. gosh. really?

Yes. I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. Not to a version of my best friend.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTerror[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.