♦ pitied by @tentacleTerror

Friends are overrated, though I suppose I've only had four and only one stuck around pretty much against his will.

Ah I am so terrible at communication it's like an art.

8=l < My tail is real 8=l < If you pull it I will yell 8=l < Sincerely, guy who got his tail pulled today and yelled
god, i always say that one day i'll grow my hair out, but every time it starts to get a little long, i get uncomfortable with it. how am i ever supposed to have a ponytail if i don't like having my hair be long? the struggle is real.

⊹ Blu##..I t#ink I’m getting sick again XX( ⊹

maybe playing it like im owver the vwhole thing is the vway to do it. i just fucking suck at it, thats the thing, i care vway too much. im trying to accept that. #thoughts #pondering #wvent

I played this game longer than most of you, I at least deserve one alien girlfriend to make up for this.

I played the game and never got mine, it's a rip off.

Truthfully so.
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EGBERT DAMAGING HIS PAN WOULD BE A LOT FUNNIER IF IT WASN'T ALREADY SO ASTONISHINGLY ROTTED.

Poor dude is getting all up in his head about this doctor appointment.
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING DMS https://file.garrrden/acd7UAnzhB1Mhiy8/Scrrreenshot%202026-08-17%20140838.png

I Have The Extreme Need To Do #posting Each Single Day Otherwise The Multiverse Will Be A Simple Memory

Love life? What Love life. This is a joke referencing the fact I have literally dated no one in my entire life.

:33< havent s33n rankmaid in a hot meowninte :33< do mew suppawse she died horribly?

what the fuck is happening and why is it happening to me basically my fuckin motto



