Dirk Strider
@timaeusTurning
Just a random dirk in the vast sea of splinters, but maybe I might be the most dirk to ever dirked in all of paradox space.
Had a great the binding of issac run but had a curse of the blind on one floor and I kept running in circles, to reference one of the greatest fandubs of a video game ever "I'm back in the building again?". #reference #Snapcube
Morning.
gm strider
Doctor, give me all the ibuprofen you got, please it's a dire medical emergency. #pain
I wanna rip my head from my own shoulders from this legendary migraine I'm dealing with. #Violence
Time feels like it's crawling at a snails pace.
Alright here's a new segment for my usual rotation of chittr posts I call it strider hot takes and for my first ever hot take, I think some people form way to strong attachments to some people. #Strider-Hot-takes #Not-directed
Isn't hot takes subjective, besides statistically speaking at least a handful of people will consider it a hot take, also don't wanna start off a trend so strongly do we.
look at mie hot takes #hokkaihottakes and you'll see the level im batting at
Hmm very well, I'll take a gander at your hot takes, do a bit of analytical research and everything.
gotta know what's alreadie on the field before you plaie right
Well, from the quick readings of it, I'd say in my opinion those are some pretty lukewarm takes, of course hot-takes are subjective and I mean no offense or harm towards you, besides this isn't a competition, if anything I think we could collaborate and focus on what we both think are "Hot-takes" and cross reference and form healthy, informative discussions about whatever the topics on hand may be, do you understand?
oh damn i didn't know striders come in therapie speak flavour that's kinda cool sure man i respect it gotta put your opinions out in the world right within reason obviouslie
Well, I'm not to surprised given how I've been going to therapy for over a month now, maybe it is actually working who would of thought, but yes I agree.
good job man proud of you, genuinelie that sorta thing ain't easie so glad you got it
Well thanks I do appreciate it but I must admit, talking so freely about my emotions to another human being is like pulling teeth, but I'm glad I am forcing myself to get "help".
oh yeah for sure its rough if it came easie you wouldn't need therapie yknow you seem like a guie who can handle a challenge though even if it sucks bad until it dont here's hopin you get to cross that threshold soon
A pack of Newports 100s always fixes my problems. #substance
the whole pack?
Yeah.
can godtiers die of lung cancer? how does that work?
Don't know.
well, have fun finding out i guess.
Alright.
What if I tossed catnip on the timeline. #substance
:33< id go crazy
mine
Hmmm interesting.
Now now, there's enough catnip for all the cats. #substance
Listen, I appreciate that we're covering all the bases here, since there seems to be a straight-up surplus of catpeople and neko-adjacent trolls roleplaying their most archaic selves, but really? The tag? Substances? It's catnip. I'd advise those sensitive to the mention of nepetalactone-inducing weeds to go on outside and touch grass, but that shit might trigger a full-blown meltdown, apparently.
Hey you never know, besides I thought it would be a bit amusing to add the substance tag in a ironic way.
Huh, guess you're right maybe I should go brush up on my sense of irony, maybe I need to go back to irony college and retake some classes.
Guess I would.
Obligatory good morning chittr.
Good morning!
NOT TH3 OBL1G4TORY GOOD MORN1NG >:[
Yes the obligatory good morning, I got a tight schedule I gotta stick by terezi.
Thank you.
OK F1N3 OBL1G4TORY GOOD MORN1NG >:?
This was more so a one way mirror of a chittr post, you didn't need to respond I wouldn't of taken offense, it's just a part of my little ritual if anything.
CH1CK3N BUTT
What a incredible response.
4LW4YS PROV1D1NG
Truly, you're just the gift that keeps on giving aren't you, never change.
Count your fucking day2 #clockworkinc
Now with obligatory posts out of the way and my schedule has fully been met, do I stay awake for another hour or two or should I call it a day, decisions decisions.
Ah almost forgot todays kink discussion, the kink for todays kink discussion is degrading, cause there is nothing more satisfying then calling someone a worthless fuck puppet from time to time. #nsfw #the-last-nsfw-post-for-tonight #probably
always gotta bring puppets into it.
Of course, gotta stay on brand bro.
God I just love it when they beg. #nsfw
Another rather boring day for me, I really need to find some ways to spice things up for myself.
500 cigarettes. #substance
girl, no, don’t that’s sooooo bad for you.
It's only bad for me when I run out.
ummmmm, wrong…… ur lungs r crisps.
501 cigarettes i win
Eh, I can always get new lungs.
There's no greater torture then playing the binding of issac when you have at least a good chunk of stuff unlocked, cause now I'm in this odd spot where it's like "Well shit what do I aim for now?" so I'm just stuck in the torture nexus that is of my own making.
fiend folio
What? Is that some sort of mod, if so I uh don't play modded issac.
Damn it's only 2 pm, today has been moving slow.
Well I'm back from tidying up my house, what's everyone up to.
subtly untidying your house without your knowledge
Why would you do this.
im a little bastard
Indeed you are.
Which one are you? https://files.catbox.moe/0tn12b.jpeg
Loud rechitt.
As I wait for the time to tick on by, how about someone sends me a question or two. https://forms.gle/DrmWwMXu8WjWNx4f8