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Dirk Strider

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@timaeusTurning

Just a random dirk in the vast sea of splinters, but maybe I might be the most dirk to ever dirked in all of paradox space.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 7077Kull Score: 962243 followers44 following
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

How in the hell do I go from having homoerotic fantasies to dealing with negative feelings, seriously its impressive how easily my emotional balance can be pushed over like a deck of cards. #wtf #notfond

Kult: +36
Kull: +15
Total: 51
Ratio: 2.40

i feel you.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's bullshit.

so so true

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Ah one of my favorite yaoi dynamics of all time, evil power bottom and dumb but well meaning service top.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

so,,,like,,,,,,,,you,,and,,Jake 😳

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Exactly, glad someone caught on.

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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
demisexual
love yourself
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Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

@typifiedArbitrament 8=l < Is this our dynamic

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Woke up, might go back to bed.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Trying to unwind and relax, a bit difficult to do.

Kult: +44
Kull: +30
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.47
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@adminisTraitor[AT]

[an relaТТe

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's a uphill battle I tell ya.

wnat help?

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@adminisTraitor[AT]

i'd even say wiТТ]-[ ТТ]-[e degree []f a sТТraig]-[ТТ wall buТТ yea]-[

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Nah, but thank you I appreciate it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

okie

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Finally back home from therapy, my God am I exhausted.

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@therapistofThedeep[TT]

Get some rest, you've earned it.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I'll try, doubt I'll be able to rest much.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
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@canineRebel[CR]

whats therapie.

@canineRebel[CR]
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's a thing.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sometimes, a fella just wants to punch somebody in the nose, not out of hate or spite, just out of pure frustration. #violence

Kult: +30
Kull: +22
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.36

[Script start:Fāscināting, tell me m⁰re.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Tell you more? Shit there's not much to say its just boiling down to me wanna vent out my frustration through physical violence.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

[Script start:I see, I h⁰pe thāt y⁰ure feelings ānd meāns ⁰f e×pressing them āre fulfilled.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Highly doubt they will be, but I appreciate it.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Thank God for cigarettes. #substance

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I think a pretty bitch would fix me for a while.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Gonna blow something up with my mind.

Kult: +67
Kull: +62
Total: 129
Ratio: 1.08
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Fintastic
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Censored!
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@empyreansApothehosis[EA]

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- NΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sorry, someone's breakfast had to pay.

[Script start:I did n⁰t reālize this ₩ās ān ⁰pti⁰n.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It always is.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[Script start:D⁰es this āpply t⁰ the pers⁰n‽:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I believe so.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[Script start:I see....I ₩ill keep thāt in mind.:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Very well.

[Script start:If āny⁰ne ceāses t⁰ e×ist cān I use y⁰u ās ān ālibi‽:script terminated]

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sure why not.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Well today has went off of schedule, I don't like that, I need things to stick to their schedule and my plan.

Kult: +44
Kull: +40
Total: 84
Ratio: 1.10

Y0u alright?

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

No, I'm having slight car trouble and I might need to reschedule my therapist appointment, don't like when things don't go the way I want them to.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Is there a way t0 help? I'm n0t a certified terr0rpist, 8ut I can at least listen t0 y0ur tr0u8les

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

No, I only talk to my therapist about my problems, no one else.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

That's fair, yeah. Still, if there's anything I can d0, hmu, happy t0 help

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I probably won't, truth be told right now I'm fighting old habits and issues because I tend to freak out a little bit when shit doesn't go according to plan, but I appreciate it.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Yea... Take care, h0pe things get a 8it 8etter f0r y0u

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I'll try.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I wonder which Dracula it could be, my money is it's one of those pretty boy ones, you know long hair, rugged face, deep piercing red eyes.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntechVaulthead[TV]

i hope its like dracula flow

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Shit that's also a possibility.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

I really need to play a drinking game with some folk sometime, could be a fun time. #substance

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Some of the usual suspects liked my previous post, but there was someone that was a bit shocking. #vagueposting

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Also one more chit as a treat for some folk, look all I'm saying is I think some people look real pretty with makeup, especially when you get them crying. #nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Beam blast of sulphuric acid.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Did you know.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Mmmm morning cigarettes hit different. #substance

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Oh boy I sure do love only getting 30 minutes of sleep.

Kult: +22
Kull: +20
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.10
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
bisexual
love yourself
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@parasiticDisorder[PD]

----- --- I rot no more | But you will ----- --- 𝕞𝕪 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's whatever, that just how it is at times, although fuck my therapy session today is gonna blow.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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This user earned the throne through tears, sweat AND Blood.
@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

IT NEVER GETS EASIER, BUT YOU DO GET USED TO IT. EVENTUALLY.

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Oh trust me, I know all about it.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

God there's no greater feeling then having control over someone. #suggestive #vagueposting #controlfreakhours

Kult: +62
Kull: +40
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.55

who i m cuurious

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Can't say.

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Blood Emperor
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@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

+2

no fair 8(

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Hm?

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Sorry.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Blood Emperor
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@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

I'M AGREEING WITH YOU.

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Dash Certified
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Oh, alright.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Dash Certified
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Gorp posting. #gorp

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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Boundless Potential
There's a wellspring of greatness ahead. This user will find it.
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This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Observed.
This user is being watched.
@neonAllnight[NA]

gorp

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Gorp.

Kult: +5
Total: 5