dave.
@techhDogg
woof.
lifr is fleeting, whijc one of ya lucky ladies wannacconfwss ur undying love for me #yolo
* you look fun! * thats it thats my reply hehehe
* boo!!
#substance my dawg
thwres fucking yaoi in the space between words oh myygkd two dudes kissing sloppy styyle ln h screen oh my gld
watching clearly autistic people chit autistically here i guess #dashwatching
yeah we're all autistic here what of it
f aanyone wants tk kiss m sodownm snea in mywindow okah babgygirllll uhhh
actually fuck wait if time travelers go back in time and stop themselves from being born then their entire existence is erased without a trace and no one would ever know so we all couldve known a time traveler that just disappeared from existence and nowwe dokf know them anymore holy shit
concept idea every time i go back intending to stop myself from being created i get an unclosable windows error popup that says i dont have authorization to complete this action
you'll be on a walk and find the most beautiful flowers and google wil ltell you "yeah this is bitchum assidae and its a highly invasive flower that kills firstborn children and literally created global warming" like fuck i cant have anything good in life who the fuck likes flowers thats gay as hell
* hm. pretty particular hypothetical. i dont think i have ever felt this specific way before! especially about flowers being gay as hell. theyre beautiful in their own special flowery way!
* what....... * no.......................
#nsfw what is it called when you fuck dudes but get fuckef by women send chit
Is there a phrase f⚣r that ⚣r are y⚣u just stating what y⚣u want 030
bisexuals #nsfw (just in case)
I call it a night well spent.
cant trust any gummy companies these days its like trying to gnaw satan's third testicle
B33 < i could make you some but my services aren't especially cheap B33 < nyalso my batches are p large
ive been saving a bottle of apple juice all week and i go to get it and it's fucking gone are you kidding me. when i get my hands on you
what does it feel like to be a chud. cuz i wouldnt know.
* it sucks thats for sure