Hal Strider
@heartMarauder
Hal. Not a cat. Not a bunny. (pfp Cyviada, banner by Kismet)
Actually making a proper introduction post for Hal No Middle Name Strider. I would like to firstly announce that I will not be doing any NSFW stuff on this account like my interest level is really low for that kind of stuff. Feel free to interact with him if you do and light hearted flirting is fine. I have done NSFW stuff in the past ofc but like moving on or something like that. ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ( ◣ _ ◢ ) This is Hal Strider (last name added by Rox when she made his account and he never really changed it.) Main pronouns are he/him but in truth he doesn’t mind if you use anything else. Babygirl is apparently acceptable for certain individuals. He was created by the famous F1 Driver Dirk Strider and was naturally his auto responder for a very long time before he was given a body and is now the mechanical guy we know today. He has complicated feelings about Jake English. Doesn’t hate him, doesn’t like him. Hal doesn’t really take this whole Chittr thing very seriously which I promise explains some of his responses and some of the things he uses in text was definitely stuff that he took from friends of his. Ref sheet in the comments because you can’t hide links in ooc and they look hella ugly.
I’ll be back later. I have things to do that require urgent attention.
Stay safe
thank fuck youre red again
LMFAOOO. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve always been red.
dude
im gonna unplug your charger
My charger huh? I don’t know if I should be insulted that you just implied that I get charged like some phone. But also you’d have to make it over here genius, I don’t think you can do that right now <33
I’m still not sure why he’s reacting like this about My Blue. We’ve always been like the colour of 3d glasses when we’re in the same Chit.
8=l < You struggle to choose a b100 8=l < The former was superior
sure buddy
It’s because the colour blue suits me. Everyone always looks at blue and goes ‘that’s such a Hal colour’.
Don’t you just like the colour blue? I do. That’s why my text colour has always been blue, for the entirety of this accounts existence.
or, oops, sorry. we've always matched! hehe...
filthy rotten liar bro
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!remindYou meow meow nya ^,^
!remindYou mrrp prrip purrp meow purrrr >,<
The seven hundred and eighty dollar curated strawberry box, mine for the taking.
Sits on the feed and tastes my five hundred dollar strawberry. Too bad you don’t got one huh?
Eh, the $800 is the one you wanna go for. Its a treat, sure, but you might as well splurge for the real thing
Oh well, can't clown on good taste
Why ???? Why spend so much money on one strawberry ?????
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I do admittedly find him more funny than I would openly admit on chittr dot ing.
i timed my shit so perfectly dude im at the gym just finished my set and thought to myself damn i should check chittr ive been real focused on these weights for a bit lo and fucking behold
get rekt scrub
Bad joke about how my ex still misses me but his aim is getting better inserted here.
its only felonious assault if you get caught btw
it wasnt advice
Exactly.
oh yo? this is a banger
Someone trying to curse me with ‘bad dreams for one hundred and seventy four years’ is possibly one of the most humorous things to happen recently.
Strawberry tea but it’s made using that five hundred dollar strawberry.
I have been living inside your walls this entire time btw.
jokes on u. i have no walls.
...i apologize for all you have seen then. that and the stench....
Oh my- why ?? I dont believe it’d be comfortable in there
...unfortunately there is little i can do about it. not without losing a limb anyway <t-t>....
Maybe some Yoda? Think you look positively cute today I do. Cast a spell on me you might have.
Or maybe you’d prefer somethin' more like this here. Aren’t ye just the beauty o' the sea. No treasure would e'er come close to yer pretty face.
I just wanted to take this opurrtunaity to say that you are pawsibile the most beautyifful person around and it is purrecious.
Sometimes it’s hard having a good sense of humour when you know people that are just like that.
yeah?
Yeah. I got a quality sense of humour. Some would say its of the Mythic variety.
The positive of being an android is that when I cuddle people, it only ends when I say so. I’m cute like that.
that sounds nice actually.
oh really? i may have to make a reservation some time!
Howdy, it’s me. Did you know they discovered a new cat species for the first time in over one hundred years?
New! I know some people that are very excited about this discovery. It’s so small. It’s got those cute rosette shapes.
Oh I bet. You got that whole animal bond thing going on. Learning about them is going to be thrilling.
I actually do have to go though, do job stuff or something.
sure
Thinking of the racing horses Better Loosen Up and So You Think.