♣ mediated by @heartMarauder
penis vanish? penis mysterious. penis crazy? penis delirious. penis long? penis continuous.
you dont even get nutrients from them youre an android
Any takers? Dm. Serious inquiries only. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2101.jpeg
#mycaterpillar
be useful for once
fuck yall im sending you all a virus to blast beastie boys through your speakers
whoops
Been looking in the mirror lately, and liking what I'm seeing
IN MY SPARE TIME TODAY, I GOT TO VISIT @ZOOLOGERCOOLSCAR FOR SOME REVISIONS ON THEIR RESEARCH. CALL ME LEARNED, CALL ME CHARISMATIC, CALL ME THE LABSLUT. ALL APPLY.
Alright there seems to be an infinite amount of spiders pouring into my office, might be a cause for concern Until further notice, Strider Studio Tours are suspended as to not to disturb the local spider migration
That's... actually kind of sweet, stop that
im normal again sort of im evil for different reasons now
But when i say this its all No, Jake, hallucinating on snake venom isn't conducive to a good time for everyone involved.
mr stark i dont feel so good...
how to hate a chit twice . listen to me
ii know how iit 2ounded.
had to take out my gauges because i slammed the side of my head on a bench and now it hurts like a bitch
shkt that shot went down wrong fuckfuck hfuc
you're the one loving this whole facade you got going, kitty cat
pity sees pity, hal
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ... seven feet tall? i like being taller than humans, feels good. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
my #toxictrait is struggling with vulnerability anyways im gonna go pick a fight with my bros abt nothing this is unrelated
im going to demolish your shitty ai servers then
you think im gonna mpreg this lil guy and husband him up or what the cards are so in my favor #SCORE
congrats on bein a bottom!! #nsfw
Even a busted old jalopy can still shine up real pretty in the right light. Doesnt mean id trust it to actually get me anywhere.
dude that’s not committing to a bit you just like meowing
>O+ PLEASE DON't GIVE MAMMALIAN BIRtH ON tHE SHIP.
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/sdf.jpg #moreponyposting
https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hfg.jpg #ponyposting
Boy oh boy the things he lets you do with his visage.
Am I Not Hungry Because My Tummy Hurt Or Does My Tummy Hurt Because I'm Hungry. Much To Think About.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ WELL given the horny posting on this site at least 85% of the user base is a submissive bottom (boring). are you not a bottom? do you not want to be spanked and your wires played with? wait, wait you said the strider homophobic men don't take it was your fave conversation. we can have that kitty cat ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you shy now? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
your phone battery is now your age. good luck
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i know a bottom when i see one ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Was thdt supposed to be some kinda threat??? That’s aforable
Just because of tha t i will b acoiding any and all stairs. You cant bring me down if you tried
Peep the new banner. Followers will be pleased to know that everything here is produced in house, no outsourcin' construction elsewhere. Let me know your thoughts.
You should start tagging me when you post about me so I can keep better tally of how often you're stuck thinking about me, by the way.
Me as I am finally coaxed out of bed.
A LITTLE!!! :)
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you want my attention. kinda pathetic kinda cute. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ shut the fuck up hal. ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
ive got four hobbies and one of them is sucking dick. be more open minded
i'm desperate because i'm bored, not because i'm waiting for him.
Want all the attention for yourself?
Ye^h on second thovght | don't think yov covld h^ndle it h^h^.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i see what you pressed, you like the idea too smh. brats LOVE being corrected. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ "i'm sorry for being so difficult buni, pls spank me." you could start there? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ we'll never know now will we ૮( •̀ ᴖ •́ )ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ yeah i doubt it, i've seen you plenty. i see your smug face right now! also weren't you going to be posting hole? what happened to that?? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ making me wait is the most dirk thing you could have done you fucking BRAT ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
should i start to provide emotional guidance and advice related to relationships. i feel like i would connect better with u losers that way.
Left yourself wide open for that, sorry.
ya.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ trying to piss me off dirk? the one freak that's into puppet gore and weird shit on here? i like him too ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ no i think that's just dirk. that boy ain't right. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lame, wanted to see you are whiney for attention or something ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you a strider, let it happen dude. plenty pathetic to go around. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Goodnight #horse.
Debating. Alternatively, taking a page out of Roxy’s wizard media and pondering.
i cAn fIx tHaT (o:
Eager for attention or praise this time?
D9ne, it was fun and quick t9 d9, perhaps i will ask the wide we6 what t9 draw m9re 9ften. I h9pe th9se wh9 requested it enj9y it. https://i.i66.c9/HpG4pc5M/h9se.png
sometimes i think about pitying a post i really shouldnt somebody could be inches from the edge and that could be what sets them on a fucking banshee screeching rampage that sets the skies aflame and then i remember thatd be fucking hilarious and pity anyway
|dk m^n m^ybe he covld lock me down. Sc^ry.
Magic word.
Another one.
🗡 Oh please, ehehehehe, we w✶uld l✶ve f✶r y✶u t✶ c✶me ✶ver.
I, too, bait the internet for attention and then become disgruntled when I receive everything I ask for. These deplorable whores. I suck my front teeth hard as fuck to make a noise of displeasure, and continue seething in my self-created box of first world problems.
so glad i had my messy breakup phase in my early 20s i think if i was still having messy relationship drama at my grown ass age id jump
is there a troll bad bunny. if so, can someone direct him to my dms. #yearning #celebcrush
I’ve slept a perfectly healthy amount but I think the weeks of poor sleep have caught up with me. It might be time to crash for a prolonged period.
🗡 We are ✶mnip✶tent, y✶u cann✶t lie t✶ us, meehehehehehehe. Y✶u were cleaning a stain fr✶m y✶ur creat✶r's shirt while ehehehehehehehehehehehee m✶cꓘed y✶ur flush relati✶nship.
🗡 ꓘeep eXisting, f✶r ✶ur, my, ehehehehehentertainment.
🗡 Y✶u areehehehehehe, b✶th such simple creatures, ehehehehe, pr✶grammed mechanically and bi✶l✶gically t✶ be s✶, ehehhehehe, temp✶rary.
it’s ok. ik most of you are crushing but don’t know how to handle me. so u can forward your confessions 2 my agent.
Pinkie Pie.
my poor lil nakky boys...
Bored. [ A photo has been posted! One can only imagine Dirk took his shades off, held them out in front of himself, and then snapped this picture before returning them to their rightful place. The image is foggy from the steam curling off of his toned body, dotted in sparse moles and lined with old scars. Needlessly hot water spills down his back and over his shoulders. The focus of the photo is notably centered on his chest. His tan skin appears glossy and unreasonably soft from the water while suds cling along the curve of his breasts. His spare hand rests across his ribs, just beneath his right tit, with his thumb close to one of the shiny stars of the show: the studs through his nipples. Assuming you can focus on that and not the awful tan lines he has from his gloves. ]
A round of applause for pet play and all the good dogs out there.
can i have two minutes without the pities shotgun, this is not sunshine lollipops and rainbows cmon man
Hovering over him like he’s Bella and I’m Edward but my hair is better.
ᐖ ER. YUH. EZAᑈTLY. ᐛ
ᐖ U ᐖGONT GET IT ᐛ
Sometimes I like to throw rocks at the creations we have made.
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, well 𝚿eahhhh, bu⚓︎ a𝚿e wan⚓︎ 𝚿er juic𝚿 de⚓︎ails. . . ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:･.☠
One of my favorite activities is playing the "how disgusting am I" game. Profoundly easy to play. DM someone you care about and watch the relationship dissolve with every message. By the end of it, you get your answer.
If youve ever been victim to my FATHEADED sense of easily retractable comradery kindly raise your hand so i can divvy up a payout of some consolation moolah! Clearly those who share my likeness are little more than UNDERHANDED BLUNDERBABES looking to get up to no good so im sorry if youve ever dealt with a not-me me and his twerp ass attitude! #directpost #BIGGERfuckyou
For the record, I'm neutral on Junior.
Genuinely impressive how many badge-seekers append a "thank you" after Junior does the only thing it was programmed to do. Let me guess. You're polite to waitstaff? Professional butlers? Make a habit of picking up litter in your neighborhood?
My bad traits is that I’m a strider… Scary.
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" takes on a whole new meaning when you're a multidimensional traveler
i got rickrolled by my BOSS.
Just a general psa for common courtesy purposes. If a door is unlatched and you happen to wander in on someone mid me-time then proper etiquette dictates that you back on out quiet as a church mouse and lock the door behind you on your way. NOT stand there nattering over his woody harrelson. #suggestive
Funny. He was just saying the same about you.
@zoologerCoolscar watch out diva .. you are under attack.
this must be how kesha feels every day
its so hard when youre so sexy hot none of you understand
I have kicked far less buckets than usual, as of the times!! Which, for the scientifically inclined of us, means I have been slacking, but I suppose some may say it is terrifical in another way.
i'm confident about your outcome too.