the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹
@cryhoundColoratura
🐾 woof8east maxxing on da reg 🐾 florid | he/him ♥︎ @slopMaster ♥︎ ♦ @abrasiveCuniculus ♦ ♠ @cesarianAqueduct ♠ ∞ @audaciousConfident ∞ 🐾 DMs --> Open 🐾 Secretary of Degeneracy on Earth-C
|| INTRO POST || Your name is FLORID NIKIMO You live in the nice, breezy, forested hills of Trypanwood Hollow, with plenty of space to frolick around in the woods and forage for useful flora for your poultices. Your trusty lusus, DOTTIE, is always following close behind, even if youre WAY TOO OLD for this shit. You know what you’re doing, she worries too much! You were barely two when you fell down in that ditch, you’re a PRO at spotting wooded dirt-trippers now. They can’t get you, nothing can. Your life is pretty comfortable, you don’t find all that much to complain about. Your hive is pretty big, filled to the absolute brim with LITTLE SHITTIES AND VARIOUS TRINKETS, all of which you hold so, so dear to your pusher, even when you lose them. And fuck, you lose them OFTEN, you’d lose your own thinkpan if it wasn’t sealed up in your noggin. You’re pretty sure you have to have some holes up in there, since your memory is so shot it isn’t even funny. You’re constantly derailing your own thought-buggies, losing objects you JUST put down, walking into blocks and forgetting why you’re there…what were you talking about, again? You forget. You spend most of your time FLARPING with your TOTALLY AWESOME moirail, ANTILO UDATUS, chasing after him as he manages to injur himself in new and fascinating ways every time. It’s okay, though; you are a MASTER APOTHECULLER, your knowledge is VAST, and when all else fails, licking your wounds always seems to help. There is nothing that can stop the indomitable BOUNCE 'N' POUNCE, the two of you are used to being up against the world. You don’t spend all your time outside, though. One of your favourite hobbies is SLEEPING, curling up in your COMFY NEST and honkshoomimiming until the moons set. You are also Alternia’s number one fan of STILL-BODY FESTIVITY, a niche horror RPG that permanently altered your pan-chemistry the first time you played it at the ripe age of 6. And the second time. And the third. And that one time you played it for 10 hours straight for your moirail while voicing all the characters (and holding him practically hostage). Your trolltag is cryhoundColortura [CC], what will you do? https://toyhou.se/38871503.florid-nikimo
tHiNk mY PoPs lEt mE EaT ToO MuCh sAnD As lIkE A FuCkIn gRuB. oR NoT EnOuGh. IoN KnOw
Oh I sUppOsE thE mEssIAhs hAvE thEIr wAys Of gEttIng tO All Of OUr kIn, dO thEy nOt brOthEr? AmEn
sEe lIkE GoT Me sAyIn aMeN BrO, gOt mE FeElIn sOmEtHiN It sTiLl bEiN A ReFlEx )O:
vErY LuSuS ThInG To sAy bRoThEr bUt cAn't dIsAgReE M StRoNg aS ShIt.
my ApOlOgIEs gOOd brOthEr Im nOt sUrE I qUItE UndErstAnd whAt yOU mEAn Is thAt A bAd thIng? I hOpE I hAvE nOt OffEndEd :(
nO No, PrObLeM Is lIkE IdUnNo iF It's a gOoD Or bAd tHiNg yA KnOw? My oWn pAn bUsInEsS No oFfEnSe tAkEn bRo (O:
Oh! It Is vEry gOOd dEArEst brOthEr I knOw nOt hOw mUch scrIptUrE yOU hAvE rEAd, ApOlOgIEs, I spEnd mUch Of my tImE AmOngst thE scrIptUrAl schOlArs
rEaLlY ThInK ThAt's jUsT ThE StRiDeRs mOtTo hOnKhOnK (o: ShIt wOrKs tHo
iT'S BeEn mAd lOnG BuT I ReMeMbEr, DoN'T FoRgEt sOmEtHiN ImPoRtAnT LiKe tHaT. tHe fAiThS JuSt ... sHaKeN RaTtLiN AnD RoLlIn (O: hOpE It bRiNgS YoU MuCh cOmFoRt tHo bRoThEr
No. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard at least one other person use it. I can tell you in confidence that the Strider motto is certainly not ‘don’t lose your head.’
[ENTRY 12531] [HM. THAT WAS THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING, ABHORRENT THING I’VE EVER DONE WITH ANOTHER BEING. I LIKED IT. I CAN STILL TASTE HIM. …NEXT TIME, PERHAPS WE COULD [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN] WHILE [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN], [EXPUNGED BY SECONDARY ADMIN]. AT THE SAME TIME.]
ARE YOU SURE.
I'm the Seer, I would know.
hey we did the thing! hi jinx! hijinx! hehehe. anyways i always thought you had nice hair. what were we talking about?
Y’KNOW. PROBABLY BETTER I LEAVE THIS ACTUALLY YEAH.
Oh. Thank you. Honestly I'm of half a mind about it. Some people like it, but it.. draws a lot of attention. I used to dye it black most of the time.
i see! a lot of mes have black hair; always thought it looked nice.
I think any color works, really. As long as you're comfortable in it. And I'm only halfway there. I just realized that when English is back he's going to see all of these as notifications.
yeah, kinda why i did it here instead of a dm. hehehe.
You're dastardly.
you're too kind!
The Lord Does Whatever
fEeLiN VeRy fUcKiN #cRaBmAxInG Or lIkE #cRuStAtIoNmAxInG BuT LiKe nOt iN A SeAdWeAlEr wAy yA DiG?
mAyBe. BuT LiKe nOt fOrEvEr. BuT AlSo .... FuCkIn mAyBe fOrEvEr.
yEaH! sEe wHaT AlL ThE ScUtTlIn's aBoUt
rIgHt!! nOt sOmEtHiN YoU CaN JuSt dO WiTh tWo lEgS. fUn tO SaY ToO. mAd fUcKiN WhImSiCaL.
i m scuttlin rn aahhaha im jus on my fingres an toes movin g around scutling
hElL YeAh bRoThEr!!! CrAb mAxInG OvEr hErE. oN ThE PiAnO KeYs wItH ThE MiScHiEf!! (O:
yA KnOw i tHiNk sO ToO! fOlKs dOn't wAnNa fUcKiN LiStEn tO Me. ThEy jUsT AiN'T ReAdY FoR ScUtTlInG InTo gOoD ViBeS! (O:
good vibess are wut i am al l abuot? me n my bois aahaha and now i scutle too!
ooo the cinnamon tography
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INNOCENCE INNOCENCE !! !! !! !!
Why are y-o-o-u yelling?
GUILTYYYY!!!!!!!!!
thought a8out the movie Legend
Pets y-o-o-ur hair gentle Y-o-o-u silly puppy y-o-o-u
WAGWAGWAHWAGWAG
Excellent movie, especially the special uncut extended edition.
OH MY FUCK JEFFFF THE KILLER IS 8ACK 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
tungsten cube
tummy hurts
I could give you a new one for a very reasonable price💚
it’s okay I’m very 8rave a8out it
Oh, I’m sure you are dear💚 let me know if you need any assistance💚
And no. I wouldn't wear wigs.
Auky easo gol eisv jora?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/h7UPMOc00LUAAAAC/when-will-you-wear-wigs-ven-vill-you-vear-vigs.gif
[ENTRY 1421] [HMM…THIS…DEAN DRACON. I’M CURIOUS.]
[BOSS REGENERATION STATUS: 69%] [NICE.]
nice.
ni(e
mods pin this
honestly I’m not as crazy as I could 8e. everypuppy should 8e thankful I’m so good at restraint. you couldn’t handle florid at 100%
You should say whatever you want
some things are 8est not said
Fair enough. Whatever works for you.
xx_YES_YES_YES_YES!!!!_IT._IS._HAPPENING!!!!!!_EMO-IFICATION_BEAM!!!!_xD_GETTING_READY_4_DA_CONCERT_WIFTH_MYE_AUSPISTICEEEEEE_xx
⧃ Wow.
xx_wow_what?_:3_xx
⧃ Just a surprisingly different look for him. You also look very good.
xx_EMO_LOOKZ_GUD_ON_EVERY1_U_SEE......_ITZ_JUST_HAWT....._and_fank_u_:3_xx
this is glorious today is a great day (|:D lookin good chalky hehehehehehe
and chchow ofc to duh that doesnt need to be said does it hehe
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ awgh ]
y6Vr aVspitic6 is kinda........ SE6Y
xx_ISNT_HE???_x3_xx
xx_jeffff_mye_fraind_jeffff_yuo_hav_realgy_gud_taste_xx
so theres these two lad1es called shame and hypocr1sy r1ght. 1 dont know them
yØu wØuld decide they were wØmen.
hang on a damn m1nute, what does THAT mean
no.... NO!! 1 d1dnt meant to be m1sogyn1st about 1t fuuuuuuuuuuck
smirks at the camera knØwingly because i just intrØduced him tØ shame.
man, what the fuck. 1m already mak1ng a bad 1mpress1on. th1s sh1t sucks
peØple like seeing grØwth. and alsØ that yØu have hØt friends.
1 mean, 1 GUESS. growth and l1fe and whatever but 1m dead so, how much does that really apply 1 wonder? and YEAH 1 DO have hot fr1ends. do you see why th1s 1s an 1ssue
oh... ahaha neverm1nd then
Noot too wookepoost but anyoone whoo says loowbloooods can't doo art is oon lethal amoounts oof coopium i've coommissiooned them hundreds oof times and let me tell yoou that shit beloongs in a museum gallery right next too knoown highbloooods
correct based and true
Hardly woke. Is there not merit in art in every precious form? Folk or fine.
I knoow right? Doon't knoow why is it such a coontrooversial oopinioon at least amoongst my oown caste 8/
They say suffering inspires great art~! It would only make sense that lowbloods would be able to translate their unfortunate circumstance into something beau~tiful~.
Noot exactly what i had in mind but yeah sure
[WHYD MY #HITTR IMPLODE A$ I WA$ TEXTING FLORID DID HE DO THAT TO MY BROW$ER]
OOPS TEEHEEE
>> everybody ડhou1d eat eggડ on toaડt more often ડeaડon your eggડ, ¡t'11 be good, ¡ prom¡ડe
>> the eggડ need oregano
what is toast without a yolky, peppered egg