

moe yaoi fairy
@cryhoundColoratura
🐾 woof8east maxxing on da reg 🐾 florid | he/him ♦ @abrasiveCuniculus ♦ ∞ @audaciousConfident ∞ 🐾 DMs --> Open 🐾 Secretary of Degeneracy on Earth-C Gardener at Oza-Tap

|| INTRO POST || Your name is FLORID NIKIMO You live in the nice, breezy, forested hills of Trypanwood Hollow, with plenty of space to frolick around in the woods and forage for useful flora for your poultices. Your trusty lusus, DOTTIE, is always following close behind, even if youre WAY TOO OLD for this shit. You know what you’re doing, she worries too much! You were barely two when you fell down in that ditch, you’re a PRO at spotting wooded dirt-trippers now. They can’t get you, nothing can. Your life is pretty comfortable, you don’t find all that much to complain about. Your hive is pretty big, filled to the absolute brim with LITTLE SHITTIES AND VARIOUS TRINKETS, all of which you hold so, so dear to your pusher, even when you lose them. And fuck, you lose them OFTEN, you’d lose your own thinkpan if it wasn’t sealed up in your noggin. You’re pretty sure you have to have some holes up in there, since your memory is so shot it isn’t even funny. You’re constantly derailing your own thought-buggies, losing objects you JUST put down, walking into blocks and forgetting why you’re there…what were you talking about, again? You forget. You spend most of your time FLARPING with your TOTALLY AWESOME moirail, ANTILO UDATUS, chasing after him as he manages to injur himself in new and fascinating ways every time. It’s okay, though; you are a MASTER APOTHECULLER, your knowledge is VAST, and when all else fails, licking your wounds always seems to help. There is nothing that can stop the indomitable BOUNCE 'N' POUNCE, the two of you are used to being up against the world. You don’t spend all your time outside, though. One of your favourite hobbies is SLEEPING, curling up in your COMFY NEST and honkshoomimiming until the moons set. You are also Alternia’s number one fan of STILL-BODY FESTIVITY, a niche horror RPG that permanently altered your pan-chemistry the first time you played it at the ripe age of 6. And the second time. And the third. And that one time you played it for 10 hours straight for your moirail while voicing all the characters (and holding him practically hostage). Your trolltag is cryhoundColortura [CC], what will you do? https://toyhou.se/38871503.florid-nikimo

my stupid cringefail digital woof8east SUCKS ASS AND KEEPS DYING

I'm hearing news that evidet eats

xx_feeling_mischiebiouse_todaye_xx

chow and evidet killed my squiddle...

dog online....dog online.......

little florid alive and well I just pi88led the FUCK out on evidet’s couch yesternight and forgot I existed

When yoour pooookie hasn't poosted in a day soo yoou're oout oof ooptioons oof what too scrooll during yoour time oon tooilet

STILL NOTHING I’M PISSED

who else sees the spiders when you’re tired 8tw

the madness

mmmmm 8oys

anyway I’m sneaking into Caspers hive to take a sip of the ichor

genuinely so confused. took my normal 50mg dose and it’s 8een THREE. HOURS. and I feel NOTHING. HELLO ?? ?? ?? THIS EDI8LE AINT SHIT ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
gruuhhzooomg this cheesecaaake yaaa gyooorl haaas cooooookinghk up in this mf oooven is gooonnaaa be jigglyer thaaan aaa big BUTT thaaats hooow jiggly its gooonnaaa be jigglier thaaan aaaNY BUTT EVER https://mediaaa1.tenooor.cooom/m/e4yzixpZwpoooaaaaaaaaaaaaC/blooob-jelly.gif(¬ºཀ°)¬

I need gorgeous men to write pring-written letters to me professing their love

I’M FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING. GENUINELY THERE ARE HOT, WET TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS. @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REGULAR OLD PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, AND FULLY JUMPED OUT OF HIS SEAT WHEN HE SAW THE FIRST ZOMBIE. THIS IS WHY READING COMPREHENSION WILL DO YOU ALL WELL. LEARN FROM THIS.


I wake up to spectrumleap 8ITING ME

Yeah, yeah I'm Mr. Hollywood and all, but my real superpower is jumping into cinema screens like their Mario 64 paintings

one gru8corn for florid
















