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it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.
gatherin a couple pics for a pinned sup i'm hokkai that aint mie official name but it's whats on mie work tag lmao i got opinions and you can find em at #hokkaihottakes im alternian cus apparentlie that matters round here i onlie got pics in mie work uniform lmao but im gonna trie change that at some point get somethin prettier on so you can actuallie see me serving cunt insteada serving customers 6'4" so i aint gotta saie it when people are heightpostin peace ((first image is bie @zealousWeaponsmith, second is bie me!))
yknow if you hit me up last month and said "heie so the world's gonna end also you're gonna be on a train with a puppieboie (tinie) and a catgirl (massive) goin absolutelie nowhere" i woulda gone "the fuck are you talking about..." but yeah no thats where we're at on the plus side the dude who was itchin for a fight earlier has made the sensible decision not to test our new mesolithic catgirl friend
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thanks im livin it
some part of me is concerned cus like what if lorn takes me to the timeline where everieone thinks cull is a direct translation for 'kill' and not what it actuallie is which is a specific state-sanctioned kind of execution aniewaie the wifi sucks bad still
seventh thing theie don't tell you about trains sometimes you're on them for like a full night and daie and you just kinda gotta be chill with that our new pal is great though i'm 6'4" right and wide too but she's fucking massive and i mean maaaaassive she kinda just grabbed us both for a snuggle when daie came along and we got lost in there man idk whie she's so chill grabbing strangers but as long as i buie her stuff from the vending machine now and then shes chill as fuck so it's prettie cool to be the smaller one for once i get it now lmao
right gonna squeeze a nap in peace out
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bought this mesolithic stiele catgirl something from the vending machine and she's decided she's our bodieguard for the rest of the train ride big up megafauna catgirls life could be a dream
yeah i ain't croaked yet didn't have a means of chatting for a while though cus mie palmhusk isn't waterproof wasn't got a new palmhusk lmao but then i've just been all over the place so bit too busie to be posting but yep still alive how you doin bossman
wwhat you doin givven your phone a bath been alright myself caught a shark just the other day it wwas gorgeous and delicious headin towwards cooler wwaters but need to stop by a shipyard first
dude tried to mug me bie a river so i tossed him in unfortunatelie he had alreadie nicked mie palmhusk so that went in the drink too lmao
damn tragic hope he didnt knoww howw to swwim least you got a neww one and are trudgin on wwhats this i hear about a train
didnt stick around long enough to check and im on a train rn with demon puppieboie coworker (who i reallie have to give a new nickname cus we aint coworkers aniemore lmao) if i drop off the face of the planet for a bit its the shittie train signal we chillin
howw nice wwhere you headed aint been on a train in a wwhile myself for obvvious reasons but stay out a cars wwith blacked out wwindowws unless you wwant to find out wwhich bodily fluid is caked on it
well fucking hell thats evocative in the worst waie i wasn't gonna but damn now i definitelie ain't gonna not reallie going aniewhere in particular me an him are just sorta going wherever we feel like at the minute we're kinda just pickin a train line, goin til the final stop and figurin it out from there got a whole world to see before it ends, yknow?
best wway to travvel not the uh not the wworld endin part just goin wwhere the line takes you outside a tips i usually sail that wway discovvered many wwonders
yeah it's prettie fun I mean I like doing the exploring on foot part not so keen on the fucking train but whatever next time maiebe we'll get on a plane or a boat whatever's got a cheap ticket and doesn't seem like it's gonna kill us
godspeed travvel guy
fifth thing theie don't tell you about trains is that if you're on one of the midblood cars and you're not visiblie a midblood or higher yourself sometimes theie maie trie to actuallie straight up kill you there's no food in the lowblood cars girl we just wanted to get to the vending machine lmao whie's it gotta be a big deal im hunting and gathering for mie tinie friend fuck you want from me other than mie wallet siiigh we did manage to sort it out with minimal violence but damn not mie fault theie put the nearest vending machine between the gold-olive and jade-teal cars
if i get ill I blame the train alwaies the fuckin train, man
Hope you don't get sick, but I'm glad you're alright!
thanks me too things are chill for now at least until the plaieers find their missing tenth dunno what's going on with that but oh right i was gonna ask you said you'd help me get outta here can you take a second person too?
Sure can! What I do is basically open a rift in space and you can just walk on through. Another person can come through no problem. :D
fuckin awesome thank you honestlie i was kinda terrified of asking in case the answer was no lmao i'm getting waie too fond of this lil guie im hanging out with
Hey even if I couldn't do it, I'd find a way to get your buddy out too. You just let me know when things need to go down and I'll be there!
thank you absolute legend we're kinda just having a bit of a travel at the min if we're gonna end up uprooted aniewaie we figured fuck it, lets uproot ourselves for fun first
Good idea! I wish I'd had the chance to explore my world more before it got destroyed by the Game. I'm glad you're out having some fun!
yeah im learning prettie quicklie that I like the being new places part and am not so fond of the getting there case in point train.
fourth train thing actuallie this is just a reallie annoieing thing whie does everieone cough like ipad wrigglers cover your fucking pipes...... gross
((Thinking that "ipad wigglers" is a funny term considering idk if those lil tippy tappy bug feet could do a touchscreen lol
((it sounds so cute though jfhsjdh you're right but I think they probably mean like, freshly updated so they got fingers but aren't the smartest yet?))
((Freshly updated babies, my favorite kind.
((LJKDFSJKSDF freshly updated! i meant pupated but i didnt even notice my phone autocorrect lmao))
third thing theie don't tell you about trains is you look so good in the reflection in the window but you genuinelie cannot get a good picture of it mostlie because if you trie to the random person on the other side of the aisle who's looking for an excuse to start something with someone will take it as an excuse i guess in technicalitie i could toss her out the door but well uh train not in a murdering mood man it's not mie stiele
another thing theie don't tell you about trains is the wifi sucks so fucking bad and you can't get signal so you gotta wait 20 mins to look at 5 posts
one thing theie don't tell you about trains is sometimes you're on one
I am glad to see you returned. I'd been concerned.
thanks it's been a fuckin doozie but it's alright still on the train demon puppieboie coworker convinced me that if the world's gonna end aniewaie we might as well have a bit of a travel though i guess we're not reallie co-workers aniemore since he quit and im probs fired once i get back still dunno when the world's gonna end but given one of their plaieers is missing still not that soon lmao how's things going for you?
I'm glad to hear you're getting some traveling done and enjoying yourself. things have been steady with work for setting up hives with home defense systems. I'm sure you'll find other work if you need to, but do keep us all informed about the status of your travels and adventures!
yeah, it's kinda reassuring knowing that even if the world ends there's other alternias so it's not like everiething is gone just like some things but we're kinda just fucking about to be honest its honestlie kinda reallie fun doing something stupid with someone you barelie know isn't mie usual stiele but apparentlie it kinda rules whod'a thought glad you're doing good and got plentie of stuff to keep you busie steadie is nice we fuck with steadie
waitttt is it #fatfuckfridaie again awesome i timed mie return perfect like
havent been super active latelie life's been kinda wild friend's not got a timeline on the game cus apparentlie one of the plaieers is fucking missing so thats fun dunno whats going on with that but she saies the game is going to end up happening regardless, she just doesn't know if theie'll come back, or theie'll plaie without, or theie'll get another plaieer, which she looked at me real pleadinglie about and like absolutelie not aniewaie i also been hangin out with demon puppieboie coworker a lot hes chill we fuck with this guie it doesnt sound that crazie when i write it down lmao but from mie end it has been yknow
damn i actuallie got busie for a while and forgot to check in life aint it aniewaie im literallie going to bed but figured i'd see if aniething's new looks like its dead hours aniewaies tho so ttiel
the brain is made out of 60% fat get fat for the brain to be smarter
aight yknow what imma call up mie friend see if she's doin okaie if she wants mie companie i'll hang out a bit if not, imma go into work
tell you what tho if mie friend plaies that fuckin game before paiedaie im gonna be so fuckin mad lmao
daie off for once ... should i jus fuckin go into work aniewaie?
No enjoy your day off, unless you dont have enough hours
dunno bout enough hours but like worlds gonna end so im savin up a lil cash for gettin somewhere to live when Lorn takes mie ass over to a new universe so iunno if i got enough rn depends on the fuckin universal exchange rate or somethin
my favourite thing a6out Chittr is how many folks're into killing and mauling and murdering eaCh other 6ut they still get all preCious a6out what kinks and fetishes other folks have. "we're sex-positive 6ut only in the way we've deCided is okay." that fake-ass hypoCritiCal puritan shit oughta 6e Culled. get the su6jugglators on their motherfuCkin' asses.
yeah i can agree with this take
6e you and 6e free. don't let no one else tell ya what y'Can and Can't like, and definitely don't let some motherfuCker guilt or shame ya over it without tearin' a 6ig fuCkin' hole in their 6reathin' Cavity.
real reCognises real
Who's out being judgemental. Can't say I'm a fan of people being so chill with killing yet drawing the line at someone liking a particular thing in the bedroom where it don't affect them. It's like a show about making drugs or people killing people yet censoring swears.
game recognizes game
Like fuck I tried to be heartless earlier and leave people trying to hurt /me/ to bleed on the pavement and felt bad enough to get them help.
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