corner guy
@emergentJobhopper
it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.
slappin mie bellieieie
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH TBE AOUND OF SPLAP
Wow autocorrect did me dirty. Whatever you know what I mean
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahagaahgshakdkdjsldj you got me cracking the fuck up
:3
HAPPY FAT BOY FRIDAY RAHHHHHHHH #fatboyfriday or #fatfuckfriday IF YOU AREN'T EXACTLY A BOY!!!
Ta.
⦓ Yay! ⦔
hellllllllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
happie #fatboiefridaie and #fatfuckfridaie life is good big up
speaking of work back to sleep gotta get all the rest i can lmao
see me personallie if i saw some other alternate version of mieself doing some fuck shit i'd be like wow sucks to be them and move on with mie life i ain't got time to worrie about that i gotta stand in the milk aisle
Yaaaaa
It would probably do a lot of you some real good to eat a tangerine.
Prevent Scruby
Scruvy
Scurvy
No, no, you had it the first time.
scruby
Scruby kills, folks. It's no laughing matter.
just ate one. nothin changed. you tricked me dean.
This is what happens when you listen to my non-encoded recipes, Ruby.
godammit.
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| need th^t bl^ck monster slvrpee they discontinved.
... the fuck are some of you on about...? #dashwatching
⊹ I'm ign⟡ring it ::) ⊹
yeah, fuckin hell. some people don't got a tactful bone in their bodie, do theie?
⊹ N⟡pe! ⊹
i know i cant be talking about tact but like wow lmao yeah ignoring is probablie a shout i should at least pretend to paie attention to mie job thanks for keeping me companie in mie comments section lmao
⊹ Y⟡u're welc⟡me, L⟡L. Never a dull m⟡ment ar⟡und #ere. ⊹
for real for fuckin real
Noot too wookepoost but anyoone whoo says loowbloooods can't doo art is oon lethal amoounts oof coopium i've coommissiooned them hundreds oof times and let me tell yoou that shit beloongs in a museum gallery right next too knoown highbloooods
correct based and true
Hardly woke. Is there not merit in art in every precious form? Folk or fine.
I knoow right? Doon't knoow why is it such a coontrooversial oopinioon at least amoongst my oown caste 8/
They say suffering inspires great art~! It would only make sense that lowbloods would be able to translate their unfortunate circumstance into something beau~tiful~.
Noot exactly what i had in mind but yeah sure
a lotta problems go awaie if you just toss em outside
well tossed some fucker out the shop theie gotta start paieing me more i think he had a knife thank god he wasnt expecting a big fuckin bitch to appear behind him like a slasher and just pick him up under the armpits like a cat fella was baffled threw him outside hard as i could and he scrambled off huh
3 hits and a miss on hokkai advice tonight yknow what that means back to wait brb someone's starting shit
nothing going onnnn anieone want another simple logic puzzle
damn but you got the time to replie
I've got a8out 5 minutes. Its enough for passing thoughts, 8ut not enough to solve a puzzle! Hit me up later!
gotcha gotcha have fun with whatever is happening in five minutes
#hokkaihottake not everie friend is an all the time friend and that's not onlie okaie but is in fact important some friends are small doses friends you wanna have them in small doses. you wanna maiebe spend like a few hours together everie month maximum that's good that keeps things fresh keeps your schedule clean and keeps you updated on something outside your usual sphere small doses friends are just as important as all the time friends and that's fine it's also fine to be a small dose friend you are still loved
#hokkaihottake a boundarie isn't a promise other people make to you, it's a promise you make to other people you saie "i am not comfortable with this, this is mie boundarie" but you can't enforce what other people can do, onlie what you do so the boundarie is not "never do this" but "if you do this, i will react in a specific waie, and i am warning you now, so please never do this" if people cross your boundaries you gotta be the one to make sure theie know and you gotta keep to the promise you laid out if you saie "cross mie boundarie and i will bite you" then it's on you to bite them if theie cross your boundarie
actually a peak take
thanks all of mie #hokkaihottakes are peak
hmmm maiebe time for some more hot takes
yuuuup i was right processed oinkbeast meat sandwich not even from our shop what the fuck man #gross
something smells bad dunno where mie assumption? customer left something somewhere it shouldn't be that's usuallie the issue guess i go hunt for a misplaced item or i see if i can get the shelf stocking guie to shove the broom under the aisles see if aniething's down there #gross
:> It is ^ kind of de^th to be expected to be only one thing, one w^y, one im^ge for others to cling to. I feel such things especi^lly keenly, but it isn’t good for ^nyone. If someone c^nnot ^t le^st respect ^ll of you, they don’t deserve you. <: