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it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.

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slappin mie bellieieie

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THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH TBE AOUND OF SPLAP

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Wow autocorrect did me dirty. Whatever you know what I mean

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hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahagaahgshakdkdjsldj you got me cracking the fuck up

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happie #fatboiefridaie and #fatfuckfridaie life is good big up

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speaking of work back to sleep gotta get all the rest i can lmao

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see me personallie if i saw some other alternate version of mieself doing some fuck shit i'd be like wow sucks to be them and move on with mie life i ain't got time to worrie about that i gotta stand in the milk aisle

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Yaaaaa

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... the fuck are some of you on about...? #dashwatching

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⊹ I'm ign⟡ring it ::) ⊹

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yeah, fuckin hell. some people don't got a tactful bone in their bodie, do theie?

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⊹ N⟡pe! ⊹

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i know i cant be talking about tact but like wow lmao yeah ignoring is probablie a shout i should at least pretend to paie attention to mie job thanks for keeping me companie in mie comments section lmao

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⊹ Y⟡u're welc⟡me, L⟡L. Never a dull m⟡ment ar⟡und #ere. ⊹

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for real for fuckin real

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a lotta problems go awaie if you just toss em outside

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well tossed some fucker out the shop theie gotta start paieing me more i think he had a knife thank god he wasnt expecting a big fuckin bitch to appear behind him like a slasher and just pick him up under the armpits like a cat fella was baffled threw him outside hard as i could and he scrambled off huh

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3 hits and a miss on hokkai advice tonight yknow what that means back to wait brb someone's starting shit

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nothing going onnnn anieone want another simple logic puzzle

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I would, if I wasn't crunched on time!

damn but you got the time to replie

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I've got a8out 5 minutes. Its enough for passing thoughts, 8ut not enough to solve a puzzle! Hit me up later!

gotcha gotcha have fun with whatever is happening in five minutes

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#hokkaihottake not everie friend is an all the time friend and that's not onlie okaie but is in fact important some friends are small doses friends you wanna have them in small doses. you wanna maiebe spend like a few hours together everie month maximum that's good that keeps things fresh keeps your schedule clean and keeps you updated on something outside your usual sphere small doses friends are just as important as all the time friends and that's fine it's also fine to be a small dose friend you are still loved

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#hokkaihottake a boundarie isn't a promise other people make to you, it's a promise you make to other people you saie "i am not comfortable with this, this is mie boundarie" but you can't enforce what other people can do, onlie what you do so the boundarie is not "never do this" but "if you do this, i will react in a specific waie, and i am warning you now, so please never do this" if people cross your boundaries you gotta be the one to make sure theie know and you gotta keep to the promise you laid out if you saie "cross mie boundarie and i will bite you" then it's on you to bite them if theie cross your boundarie

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actually a peak take

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thanks all of mie #hokkaihottakes are peak

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hmmm maiebe time for some more hot takes

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yuuuup i was right processed oinkbeast meat sandwich not even from our shop what the fuck man #gross

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something smells bad dunno where mie assumption? customer left something somewhere it shouldn't be that's usuallie the issue guess i go hunt for a misplaced item or i see if i can get the shelf stocking guie to shove the broom under the aisles see if aniething's down there #gross

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can i have like just the bad jokes and pickup lines guie as the whole feed forever actuallie no i'd miss some other people maiebe for like an hour?

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aniewaie yeah you can in fact win me over with food

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8=l < I also can be tempted with treats, I relate

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im a simple girl i see treats i go "oh? for me?" and i am like 100% more willing to listen to whats being said

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oh mie fuckkkk skettie coworker finallie let me trie some of that shit and tbh i think i wanna marrie this bitch like heie you made this? theie're like yeah i made it i said dude are you single theie said no but theie might be convinced to make an extra portion if i offer something of equal value i said girl i dont have aniething high enough value you can have mie life theie said i dont want that lmao

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theie dont paie me enough for

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probablie at least

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i'll take journal factorie burnt down over like ai slop and trad-flush liars and 24/7 fleet propaganda

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i mean the part about him needing therapie was genuine tho but he also had a point I ain't know the guie however like based off his post alone therapie #directposting