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it/theie/she/xe/he in that order but tbh mix and match. Here to hang out mostlie. hornie asexual, you can look and talk but you can't touch, and vice versa. don't expect aniething from me.
yknow if you hit me up last month and said "heie so the world's gonna end also you're gonna be on a train with a puppieboie (tinie) and a catgirl (massive) goin absolutelie nowhere" i woulda gone "the fuck are you talking about..." but yeah no thats where we're at on the plus side the dude who was itchin for a fight earlier has made the sensible decision not to test our new mesolithic catgirl friend
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some part of me is concerned cus like what if lorn takes me to the timeline where everieone thinks cull is a direct translation for 'kill' and not what it actuallie is which is a specific state-sanctioned kind of execution aniewaie the wifi sucks bad still
seventh thing theie don't tell you about trains sometimes you're on them for like a full night and daie and you just kinda gotta be chill with that our new pal is great though i'm 6'4" right and wide too but she's fucking massive and i mean maaaaassive she kinda just grabbed us both for a snuggle when daie came along and we got lost in there man idk whie she's so chill grabbing strangers but as long as i buie her stuff from the vending machine now and then shes chill as fuck so it's prettie cool to be the smaller one for once i get it now lmao
right gonna squeeze a nap in peace out
bought this mesolithic stiele catgirl something from the vending machine and she's decided she's our bodieguard for the rest of the train ride big up megafauna catgirls life could be a dream
wwhat you doin givven your phone a bath been alright myself caught a shark just the other day it wwas gorgeous and delicious headin towwards cooler wwaters but need to stop by a shipyard first
damn tragic hope he didnt knoww howw to swwim least you got a neww one and are trudgin on wwhats this i hear about a train
howw nice wwhere you headed aint been on a train in a wwhile myself for obvvious reasons but stay out a cars wwith blacked out wwindowws unless you wwant to find out wwhich bodily fluid is caked on it
best wway to travvel not the uh not the wworld endin part just goin wwhere the line takes you outside a tips i usually sail that wway discovvered many wwonders
fifth thing theie don't tell you about trains is that if you're on one of the midblood cars and you're not visiblie a midblood or higher yourself sometimes theie maie trie to actuallie straight up kill you there's no food in the lowblood cars girl we just wanted to get to the vending machine lmao whie's it gotta be a big deal im hunting and gathering for mie tinie friend fuck you want from me other than mie wallet siiigh we did manage to sort it out with minimal violence but damn not mie fault theie put the nearest vending machine between the gold-olive and jade-teal cars
if i get ill I blame the train alwaies the fuckin train, man
Hope you don't get sick, but I'm glad you're alright!
Sure can! What I do is basically open a rift in space and you can just walk on through. Another person can come through no problem. :D
Hey even if I couldn't do it, I'd find a way to get your buddy out too. You just let me know when things need to go down and I'll be there!
Good idea! I wish I'd had the chance to explore my world more before it got destroyed by the Game. I'm glad you're out having some fun!
fourth train thing actuallie this is just a reallie annoieing thing whie does everieone cough like ipad wrigglers cover your fucking pipes...... gross
((Thinking that "ipad wigglers" is a funny term considering idk if those lil tippy tappy bug feet could do a touchscreen lol
third thing theie don't tell you about trains is you look so good in the reflection in the window but you genuinelie cannot get a good picture of it mostlie because if you trie to the random person on the other side of the aisle who's looking for an excuse to start something with someone will take it as an excuse i guess in technicalitie i could toss her out the door but well uh train not in a murdering mood man it's not mie stiele
another thing theie don't tell you about trains is the wifi sucks so fucking bad and you can't get signal so you gotta wait 20 mins to look at 5 posts
one thing theie don't tell you about trains is sometimes you're on one
I am glad to see you returned. I'd been concerned.
I'm glad to hear you're getting some traveling done and enjoying yourself. things have been steady with work for setting up hives with home defense systems. I'm sure you'll find other work if you need to, but do keep us all informed about the status of your travels and adventures!
waitttt is it #fatfuckfridaie again awesome i timed mie return perfect like
havent been super active latelie life's been kinda wild friend's not got a timeline on the game cus apparentlie one of the plaieers is fucking missing so thats fun dunno whats going on with that but she saies the game is going to end up happening regardless, she just doesn't know if theie'll come back, or theie'll plaie without, or theie'll get another plaieer, which she looked at me real pleadinglie about and like absolutelie not aniewaie i also been hangin out with demon puppieboie coworker a lot hes chill we fuck with this guie it doesnt sound that crazie when i write it down lmao but from mie end it has been yknow
damn i actuallie got busie for a while and forgot to check in life aint it aniewaie im literallie going to bed but figured i'd see if aniething's new looks like its dead hours aniewaies tho so ttiel
aight yknow what imma call up mie friend see if she's doin okaie if she wants mie companie i'll hang out a bit if not, imma go into work
tell you what tho if mie friend plaies that fuckin game before paiedaie im gonna be so fuckin mad lmao
daie off for once ... should i jus fuckin go into work aniewaie?
riiiight the sleepie is getting me fuck it we sleepin up in here good fuckin lighttttt im gonna be late for work but who give a shit worlds gonna end fuck ittttt
so sleepie... back to sleep in a bit jus wanted to check in how mie chittr people doin
Curse Of Becoming " Sleepier ".
milk incident again idk what number aniemore its kinda like endearing at this point in a frustrating waie like awwww man not this againnnn and then the audience laughs as i go and get the mop