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As much as I love drinking, I absolutely despise the taste of beer. If a drop of beer so much as grazes my taste buds my night is ruined. #substances
Maybe I should take up homebrewing. #substances
that wine stuff is flirtin with me heavily. gotta drink it up. no. i wont do anythin dumb again. #substances
--- |hhh huh ngh what oh ow ow f*ck okay I think I fell asleep on the bottom um so I failed at not letting whatever they put in my water subsume me oh f*ck agh it hurts from last night so bad ((#medical-horror #substances))| _____
I aam going to staart sniffing paaint, if things continue likke this. I do not haave time to do aart aand I will be daamned if I haave bought it for nothing #substaances
Morning wine while I cook...just making some eggs, there are some eggos as well though I'm pretty sure they're expired... hopefully that won't hurt. #substances
My stomach is in several indistinguishable knots. All three fates took turns weaving in some impossibility into this nauseating stomach cruncher. Definitely not the backlash of bad water for once. #substances
Seems like s0me0ne sh0uld cut cr0nus 0ff hes slurring like crazy #substances
I gotta stop listening to misery business on loop but zukes too high to notice #substances
Zuke looks really good when he's focused on something. I love watching him work on his drumsticks. Pretty sure he's just high and placing stickers on a curved surface is hard when you're high. #substances
Can't get the smell of cigarettes out of the air, it's kind of comforting though...her warmth is nice. #substances
maybe i need to do weed about it. usually i dont like the zone-y feeling it puts me in but what the fuck else am I doing but getting restless anyway #substances
She's wasted already...hope this helps her #substances
i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
π₯¬ watching chainsmoking meowbeast verses cocaine barkbeast rn on 67 movies #substances
maybe you were thinking about a couple drinks tonight. maybe someone told you that was a bad idea and you shouldnt do it. im here to tell you thats a brilliant idea and you should add like 9 more. go blackout. always stay positive and be yourself. #substances #staytruetoyou
For clarification I meant I should stop drinking for today, I'm not quitting this anytime soon I'm just getting a little tipsy. #substances
I should probably stop drinking #substances
Need a drink. #substances
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When You Guys Take Jello Shots, can You Take A Bi*te Or Two, Because When Your Weak Throat Muscles I*nevi*tably Fai*l To Get I*t Down I* Do Not Want To Pi*ck Up The Cherry Vodka Flavored blob that You Expel Onto The Counter #substancesα
Pouring a cold one out for my green brother #substances
Making myself a cup of coffee to start the day, it's iced because I don't exactly love hot coffee that much. It also has vodka in it. #substances
n/)thing makes me pers/)nally happier than remembering that time i g/)t a 777 /)n that /)ne sl/)t machine acc. istg that shit makes me higher than any kind /)f shit iβd sn/)rt /)ff /)f a h/)/)kers ass. reading that pers/)n say βfuck s/)me/)ne actually hit a jackp/)tβ is better than any s/)rt /)f sex and #substances iβd buy f/)r 5 caeger /)ff /)f s/)me/)ne in chittr dms #nsfw #gambling
It's not smelling like booze it's called "aura" #substances
( Money saving TIPS!! You don't have to pay to get wasted, you can just give blood on two hours of sleep. #substances )<
eat bugs or drink heavily its really a tough decision #substances
Making mixed drinks, does anyone want anything of the sort? #substances
S-o-o-metimes a girl just has t-o-o- lay by the sh-o-o-re -o-o-f the lake because she had -o-o-ne t-o-o--o-o- many sake c-o-o-cktails and n-o-o-w it's danger-o-o-us f-o-o-r her t-o-o- g-o-o- swimming f-o-o-r real f-o-o-r real. #substances
S-o-o-meetimes a girl has t-o-o- let her hair d-o-o-wn, have a little lychee sake c-o-o-cktail, and just kinda... Y-o-o-u guessed Fl-o-o-at in the lake. #substances
I aam considering deaaling with my crestfaallen mood irresponsibly #substaances
One Night Someone Is Going To Add Hoofbeast Tranquilizer To Their Breakfast Before I Bite It, And I Am Going To Get Wrigglernapped Again. #substances?
Heading to the liquor store, anyone have anything they would like picked up? #substances
glad that troll lady introduced me to these so called cigarettes. smokin one right now. just sucks to use matches. #substances
D --> Liquid intake, beverage ain't fake D --> Senses dulled by spirits taken neat D --> Putting down the #substances is a feat D --> #Straightedge
Tea: ==> Lemon+ginger+honey for sick days. ==> Berry mix for day drinking. ==> Cinnamon+apple for cold days. ==> Iced tea for hangouts with the Texas boy. Or at a steakhouse if I don't feel like drinking #substances
Early morning drinking. #substances
Don't think I'll be drinking tonight. #substances
weeDD βhaβ kills you
8outta drop my edi8le I swear on all that is holy if it makes me feel more sick I am going to 8ecome ra8id this is my ONE NIGHT A WEEK FOR SILLY PLEASURES DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME RECOVERING GI TRACT
Mixing Everclear and Malort, brb. #substances
So. Movie night/pool thing tomorrow at Lalonde manor. I'm thinking 8 pm EST? Dress code: Relaxed and light, swimsuit optional. Bring your own #substances, although #alcohol will be available. Let's keep it civil during the movie and all that. If you're going to be engaging in you-know-what, at least keep it as private as possible.
Early morning weed or early morning rum, decisions, decisions. #substances
Morning smoke break to distract myself. #substances
My band mate zuke doesn't think I know when he's high but I knowwwwwww #substances
High with my fΒͺv<>rit3 fish Βͺnd l<>wk3y h3s <>n my t<>uching list #substΒͺnc3s #sugg3stiv3