Bran Callahan
@caffeinatedWretch
look, i'm reachable now banner by @notthatMysterious
anxiety fucking sucks and i can't get rid of it, anybody wanna chat for a bit? #cw-mental-health just to be safe
not the normal one. alt b is callie's project, pretty friendly to humans
i'm enjoying it so far. they're pretty happy with getting new people, so they help you start there, pretty nice stuff
Thats good !! Im glad there all treating you well !! I couldnt imagine leaving home to go to a foreign planet I know nothing about I think you’re pretty brave for that,
i'm honestly not. i had nothing left on earth, so the promise of a new start, well, it was appealing. where are you from?
Haha, I'm from earth,, ive barely left anywhere but here, ive been to alternia before, or well the other version not yours, it was quite scary actually haha,
from my understanding, this version is much friendlier. sorry, the distraction isn't really working, i might go take a hot shower. but it was nice talking to you. thanks
Its okay im sorry it didnt help (◞‸◟), i hope your shower goes well !!
thanks. it was very nice chatting with you anyway, you sound nice. hope whatever you're doing goes well for you also
alright, so fuck me i guess, fuck my body, fuck fucking everything, i'm gonna fucking scream
X Ay what’s wrong buddy? x
it's just, uh. human stuff. some humans just occasionally get very inconvenienced. nothing to worry about
X Ight, if you’re sure x
yeah, it's gonna be fine. i think
i think i just got married
Congratulations (?)
oh, hey! i mean, i guess? i dunno. i'm not sure if we even got married. and i don't really even know the dude. so like... ???
Thatstwhy I appended the (?), yes. Generally if "I got married" starts with "I guess", it's a confusing situation all round. How are you feeling about it?
*That's why. Forgive the typo. I just woke up.
oh, no worries. you sleep alright? and i mean, i'm mostly just confused. but i think (?) we were joking around, so
Mm, could be better, could be worse. Thank you. I hope that you and whoever you were joking with have fun with it.
thanks, i hope so too
anyone else love getting up at half past four am? yeah, me neither. i wonder if troll energy drinks will kill me
its more likely than youd think
hell yeah
hot dilfs hating my chitts about drinking old coffee
yeah, i completely get why you did that, man, not saying i don't. if it helps, i'm dumping that coffee and getting an energy drink instead
yeah
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you're so right, bestie
Thank you for having common sense. Grant it im 99% sure you took a test sip. But you stil·ll·l dumped it.
what're you gonna do about it,big dog?
duuude, don't call me out on my stupid bullshit
you know what, that's so fair
save me, coffee i forgot on the kitchen counter for two days. two day old coffee, save me. i love you, two day old coffee
this guy gets it.
Dont
i'm sorry for your loss
i fucking have to, okay
Do not drink the two day ol·ld coffee
hah, that's some spanish inquisition right there
dude, i wish i could. i have to, okay, i don't have time to make a new one and by the god, i really need it
Stay near the sink... or trash
yeah, don't worry, there's no visible mold on it. wouldn't be the first time i drank coffee like that and it didn't kill me yet
#makesomebullshitupmonday
my fcuking. papers
X ? x
sorry, i just. uh. managed to take care of some formalities, don't mind me. i'm just gonna go have five hundred cigarettes now
mie man
man, fucking shoot me. but i guess it's kinda nice to see bureaucracy is the same everywhere... #violence
the pomegranate garage is pretty gross #substance
save me garage hardcore. garage hardcore, save me #substance
i'm pretty excited to start anew. maybe make some friends, meet people. so if you're on alternia b and wanna hang out, hit me up, i guess. man, i'm so bad at this, how the fuck do you meet people?
do you know of any?
ИᏫPE BUT IM ᔑURE IF I TᏫᏫK A LᏫᏫK ᏫИ THE ᔑPLIИTERИET I CᏫULD FIИD ᏫИE ᏫR TWᏫ BUT MAYBE IT WᏫULD BEИEFIT YᏫU MᏫRE IF YᏫU MADE ᏫИE YᏫURᔑELF
ALᔑᏫ I DᏫИT READ BᏫᏫKᔑ
you're pretty, uh, quick to promote books, for someone who doesn't read them
THIᔑ IᔑИT ABᏫUT ME!!! THIᔑ Iᔑ ABᏫUT HᏫW BAD YᏫU ARE AT MEETIИG PEᏫPLE
woah, okay, chill, no need to shove it in my face
ITᔑ ᏫKAY BRAИ WE JUᔑT HAVE TᏫ GET YᏫU BACK ᏫИ TRACK BRAИ
yeah, i'm working on that
YᏫU ARE!!! GᏫᏫD LUCK
thanks
this is a lot to get used to. i kinda wasn't expecting to get all this help getting set up on alternia b. it's all pretty exciting
so i guess. i'm moving?? that went quick
Me waking up every night.
i wanted to express sympathy and then i read your username and now i have no clue what to say
Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.
i'm so sorry for your loss
If I mourned it, I'd talk about it more.
you know what, that's fair
fuck there's two of them
alright, therapy might help too, but what kinda quack is gonna believe the shit i got going on
X Fun fact! Doing drugs with me is cheaper than therapy #substance x
you know what, sure, hit me. what you got for someone who's never done harder than nicotine or alcohol? #substance
X Super duper ultra meth Lmao some weed or moonshine should do you nice and dandy #substance x
alright, sure, i'm down
eating strawberry compote straight from the can will fix me for sure
avoid having to face your feelings by turning everything into a joke, follow me for more life hacks
do i go back to sleep or just stare at the blank wall, hmmm, decisions, decisions
you're gonna make me get up, aren't you
i take that as a no so like yea go get a sippie and a snack man
fuuuuck. alright, alright. just give me a moment
yeahhhhhhh good man you got this
in a while maybe
if you get up i'll also get up and i got a cold so its even harder for me comeraderie come onnnn
i mean, do you *need* to get up?
not reallie but im willing to also go get a snack if it gets you up too
alright, alright, i'm going
yeahhhhhhh lessgo man
fuuuck, i don't wanna cook
i still occasionally receive emails from sites i haven't used in years. well, i got one from a ttrpg site and one from a binder store and since i apparently can't read, for a moment, i lived in a beautiful world where there is a 50% sale on cosmic horror binders
right? i got kinda hyped for a bit there
if theie don't alreadie make that somewhere theie're missing out on a good damn market
yeah, like sign me the fuck up, if i still needed a binder, i'd be getting all of them
if i didn't get a yellow one i think i'd make the cosmic horror at mie door jealous that being said theie do nottttt make binders mie size lmao
It’s so bullshit tbh like yeah I don’t need binders I can have boobs or not at will but it’s still stupid in general
rightttttt
When! Will our bigger, glorious individuals be attended to!! ☝️☝️☝️
binders for massive bitches* nowwwwwwwwwwww *term being used with love and fondness
I gotchu, I gotchu
you understand