Bran Callahan
@caffeinatedWretch
look, i'm reachable now
You ever jutht wake up, get your caffeine and lay in bed for the retht of the day. Jutht rotting the day away.
yeah... it sucks, but it happens sometimes
[AH 68 FOLLOWER$ AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE 68 GATZBY$ MAN ID FU#KING KILL MY$ELF WITH A $HOTGUN #$ELFHARM]
a pony war? on my feed? it's more likely than you think
It's just a hostile takeover! The "war" part depends on if you're, like... dumb enough to try and resist and stuff. o_O
i'm gonna crawl into a hole and never come back, it's gonna be awesome #myhole edit: i meant a hole in the ground,but just to be sure i'm adding #suggestive
i'm falling asleep, i need to get pissed at something so i can pull an allnighter and finish my thesis
just look in the mirror <3
damn, daft and terrible eyesight on top of that, i'm sorry, you just drew the short stick on all fronts, huh
oh, scarlet on your mother for having ya, don't you even fucking dare call me british ever again
that was so terrible i forgot to hate it. good job being an insufferable sejít, tiffo
I gently step out of the tortment nexus to say something mean to someone that's objectively unlikable, then I get back up onto the stand and consult my next saw torture.
gotta love the torment nexus #mytormentnexus
ZOMG i c❥n’t c❥tch ❥ bre❥k 😩 div❥ needs ❥ cig❥rette
with soooo much looooove b❥by i think you liter❥lly h❥ve no ide❥ wh❥t div❥ me❥ns
disrespectfully, diva: https://i.postimg.cc/rhwzd5jl/screenshot-(1581).png
yeah, must be terrible to be so ashamed of yourself you need to bully others to feel superior
LMFAOOOOO br❥n ple❥se go clock in ❥t the uggo f❥ctory they need you ❥nd you’re w❥sting your very import❥nt hours
would that i could, sadly, they just sacked me, said they got a new hire, one tiffo akashi
funny cuz th❥t’s not my n❥me 🙄 ❥nd by the gr❥ce of wh❥tever the fucks ❥bove i don’t need ❥ job… h❥ve fun being unemployed
well, you sure sound defensive about it. but whatever you say, tiff
what kind of robot should i make next i accpt all ideas
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YOU ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF ME.
-=[tthey should innvent a cigarette thaata good for yy9uu x-)_☺]=-
they should invent a cigarette that solves all your problems