Bran Callahan

i'm honestly not. i had nothing left on earth, so the promise of a new start, well, it was appealing. where are you from?

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Keny Wiskus

@butterFliesinmytummy[BF]

Haha, I'm from earth,, ive barely left anywhere but here, ive been to alternia before, or well the other version not yours, it was quite scary actually haha,

↩ @butterFliesinmytummy[BF]

from my understanding, this version is much friendlier. sorry, the distraction isn't really working, i might go take a hot shower. but it was nice talking to you. thanks

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Keny Wiskus

@butterFliesinmytummy[BF]

Its okay im sorry it didnt help (◞‸◟), i hope your shower goes well !!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @butterFliesinmytummy[BF]

thanks. it was very nice chatting with you anyway, you sound nice. hope whatever you're doing goes well for you also

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

alright, so fuck me i guess, fuck my body, fuck fucking everything, i'm gonna fucking scream

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

X Ay what’s wrong buddy? x

↩ @justCallie[JC]

it's just, uh. human stuff. some humans just occasionally get very inconvenienced. nothing to worry about

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

X Ight, if you’re sure x

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justCallie[JC]

yeah, it's gonna be fine. i think

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

i think i just got married

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

Congratulations (?)

↩ @notthatMysterious[NM]

oh, hey! i mean, i guess? i dunno. i'm not sure if we even got married. and i don't really even know the dude. so like... ???

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Thatstwhy I appended the (?), yes. Generally if "I got married" starts with "I guess", it's a confusing situation all round. How are you feeling about it?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

*That's why. Forgive the typo. I just woke up.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @notthatMysterious[NM]

oh, no worries. you sleep alright? and i mean, i'm mostly just confused. but i think (?) we were joking around, so

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Mm, could be better, could be worse. Thank you. I hope that you and whoever you were joking with have fun with it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @notthatMysterious[NM]

thanks, i hope so too

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

anyone else love getting up at half past four am? yeah, me neither. i wonder if troll energy drinks will kill me

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Dave

@turntablefortG[TG]

its more likely than youd think

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntablefortG[TG]

hell yeah

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

hot dilfs hating my chitts about drinking old coffee

Kult: +84

Kull: +75

Total: 159

Ratio: 1.12

↩ @electricJustice[EJ]

yeah, i completely get why you did that, man, not saying i don't. if it helps, i'm dumping that coffee and getting an energy drink instead

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusVirtuoso[CV]

Ritchy Keldam, The Poem Of Ecstasy

yeah

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

@croesusVirtuoso[CV]

𝄞 ✧ eugh.

↩ @croesusVirtuoso[CV]

Ritchy Keldam, The Poem Of Ecstasy

you're so right, bestie

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

@croesusVirtuoso[CV]

𝄞 ✧ Do♫'t ca♪♪ me that.

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Thank you for having common sense. Grant it im 99% sure you took a test sip. But you stil·ll·l dumped it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @croesusVirtuoso[CV]

Ritchy Keldam, The Poem Of Ecstasy

what're you gonna do about it,big dog?

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

@croesusVirtuoso[CV]

𝄞 ✧ ♫oth♩♫g, ♩ have better th♩♫gs to do.

↩ @electricJustice[EJ]

duuude, don't call me out on my stupid bullshit

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @croesusVirtuoso[CV]

you know what, that's so fair

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

save me, coffee i forgot on the kitchen counter for two days. two day old coffee, save me. i love you, two day old coffee

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

sans

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

this guy gets it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dont

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @aphysicalAmusement[AA]

i'm sorry for your loss

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @electricJustice[EJ]

i fucking have to, okay

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Do not drink the two day ol·ld coffee

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

sans

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

sorry for yours too. | | 󠁰 󠁰 | | | | 󠁰 󠁰 | _

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aphysicalAmusement[AA]

hah, that's some spanish inquisition right there

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @electricJustice[EJ]

dude, i wish i could. i have to, okay, i don't have time to make a new one and by the god, i really need it

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Stay near the sink... or trash

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @electricJustice[EJ]

yeah, don't worry, there's no visible mold on it. wouldn't be the first time i drank coffee like that and it didn't kill me yet

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

my fcuking. papers

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

X ? x

↩ @justCallie[JC]

sorry, i just. uh. managed to take care of some formalities, don't mind me. i'm just gonna go have five hundred cigarettes now

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

mie man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

man, fucking shoot me. but i guess it's kinda nice to see bureaucracy is the same everywhere... #violence

#violence

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

the pomegranate garage is pretty gross #substance

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

save me garage hardcore. garage hardcore, save me #substance

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

i'm pretty excited to start anew. maybe make some friends, meet people. so if you're on alternia b and wanna hang out, hit me up, i guess. man, i'm so bad at this, how the fuck do you meet people?

Kult: +75

Kull: +65

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.15

↩ @lobotomiesforSale[LS]

do you know of any?

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

ИᏫPE BUT IM ᔑURE IF I TᏫᏫK A LᏫᏫK ᏫИ THE ᔑPLIИTERИET I CᏫULD FIИD ᏫИE ᏫR TWᏫ BUT MAYBE IT WᏫULD BEИEFIT YᏫU MᏫRE IF YᏫU MADE ᏫИE YᏫURᔑELF

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

ALᔑᏫ I DᏫИT READ BᏫᏫKᔑ

↩ @lobotomiesforSale[LS]

you're pretty, uh, quick to promote books, for someone who doesn't read them

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

THIᔑ IᔑИT ABᏫUT ME!!! THIᔑ Iᔑ ABᏫUT HᏫW BAD YᏫU ARE AT MEETIИG PEᏫPLE

↩ @lobotomiesforSale[LS]

woah, okay, chill, no need to shove it in my face

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

ITᔑ ᏫKAY BRAИ WE JUᔑT HAVE TᏫ GET YᏫU BACK ᏫИ TRACK BRAИ

↩ @lobotomiesforSale[LS]

yeah, i'm working on that

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

YᏫU ARE!!! GᏫᏫD LUCK

↩ @lobotomiesforSale[LS]

thanks

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

this is a lot to get used to. i kinda wasn't expecting to get all this help getting set up on alternia b. it's all pretty exciting

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

so i guess. i'm moving?? that went quick

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

Anikah Cikuto

@terribleFate[TF]

Me waking up every night.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @terribleFate[TF]

i wanted to express sympathy and then i read your username and now i have no clue what to say

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Anikah Cikuto

@terribleFate[TF]

Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.

Kult: +9

Kull: +7

Total: 16

Ratio: 1.29

↩ @terribleFate[TF]

i'm so sorry for your loss

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Anikah Cikuto

@terribleFate[TF]

If I mourned it, I'd talk about it more.

↩ @terribleFate[TF]

you know what, that's fair

↩ @terribleFate[TF]

Tonsil Hockey

@dreadfulLicking[DL]

rElAtAbLe!

↩ @dreadfulLicking[DL]

fuck there's two of them

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

Tonsil Hockey

@dreadfulLicking[DL]

No, I aM nOt BuCkEt, I aM tOnSiL...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

alright, therapy might help too, but what kinda quack is gonna believe the shit i got going on

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

X Fun fact! Doing drugs with me is cheaper than therapy #substance x

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justCallie[JC]

you know what, sure, hit me. what you got for someone who's never done harder than nicotine or alcohol? #substance

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

X Super duper ultra meth Lmao some weed or moonshine should do you nice and dandy #substance x

↩ @justCallie[JC]

alright, sure, i'm down

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

eating strawberry compote straight from the can will fix me for sure

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

avoid having to face your feelings by turning everything into a joke, follow me for more life hacks

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

do i go back to sleep or just stare at the blank wall, hmmm, decisions, decisions

Kult: +67

Kull: +65

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.03

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

you're gonna make me get up, aren't you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

i take that as a no so like yea go get a sippie and a snack man

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

fuuuuck. alright, alright. just give me a moment

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

yeahhhhhhh good man you got this

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

in a while maybe

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

if you get up i'll also get up and i got a cold so its even harder for me comeraderie come onnnn

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

i mean, do you *need* to get up?

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

not reallie but im willing to also go get a snack if it gets you up too

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

alright, alright, i'm going

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

yeahhhhhhh lessgo man

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

fuuuck, i don't wanna cook

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

i still occasionally receive emails from sites i haven't used in years. well, i got one from a ttrpg site and one from a binder store and since i apparently can't read, for a moment, i lived in a beautiful world where there is a 50% sale on cosmic horror binders

Kult: +70

Kull: +55

Total: 125

Ratio: 1.27

↩ @lunarLupine[LL]

right? i got kinda hyped for a bit there

Kult: +5

Total: 5

if theie don't alreadie make that somewhere theie're missing out on a good damn market

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

yeah, like sign me the fuck up, if i still needed a binder, i'd be getting all of them

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caffeinatedWretch[CW]

if i didn't get a yellow one i think i'd make the cosmic horror at mie door jealous that being said theie do nottttt make binders mie size lmao

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

Arty

@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

It’s so bullshit tbh like yeah I don’t need binders I can have boobs or not at will but it’s still stupid in general

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

rightttttt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

Arty

@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

When! Will our bigger, glorious individuals be attended to!! ☝️☝️☝️

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

binders for massive bitches* nowwwwwwwwwwww *term being used with love and fondness

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

Arty

@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

I gotchu, I gotchu

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

you understand

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.