Baddie Moolah
@ungovernablyVainglorious
The BADDEST BITCH in all of Alternia for you to OBSESSIVELY STALK like the little fantrolls you all are~ Only follow people whose names I remember~
Hello hello hello CHITTR. You can thank whatever PUNK-ASS GOD you pray to and tell them to FUCK OFF because a real GODDESS has descended onto the website! That's right, it's me, the fucking BRIGHTEST STAR in all of Alternia: BADDIE MOOLAH~ If you EVER wanted to fantasize what it's like to even imagine BREATHING THE SAME AIR as one of the greatest STREAMERS and PIT FIGHTERS in Alternia, by all means. Come over and fawn over my profile like the cute little MEWLING GNATS you are. If I'm nice I might even care to read a single thing ANY of you say~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/370c6a172e22.png
Fuuuuuuck~ Water from the TAP hits different when you're EXHAUSTED~ I don't even care if the stuff they put in it TURNS THE FROGS GAY or whatever~!
Hahahaaaaaoooohfuuuuck~ I may have used the FUCK out of this custom TRAINING GEAR that @introvertedInnovator gave me~ I SEVERELY underestimated how much I like getting electrocuted~ I've never WORKED MYSELF into exhaustion like this before~ I can't even feel my MOST OF ME anymore but it's a GOOD NUMBNESS~ I feel COMFORTABLY NUMB~ I HIGHLY recommend her shit because fuuuuuuck~
Hive sweet hive babe~ Gotta SHOWER OFF~ Usually I'd maybe take a selfie or something but it's been a long couple cycles and my LOVABLE DORKS dropped off some packages for me~ So sorry, no SPHERES toniiiight~
Last time I opened this site up I saw a DORK ASS lookin' tealblood I'm pretty sure~ Some DUDE with glasses in desperate need of a SHAVE~ He was pretty cute whoever the hell they were~
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[IMPLYING THAT HE HAD TO $HAVE I$ #RIMINAL]
Noooo~ I like the RUGGED look~ Made him look TIRED~ Like they WORK a lot~ Like they could use a BREAK~ And a WORKING MAN is an ATTRACTIVE MAN if you ask meeeeee~
Wish I could stream my ABROAD WORK because it's some of my BEST~ But I learned my lesson laaaaast time~ As it turns out, STREAMING is pretty bad OP-SEC~ Who knew~?
Kinda love the manic energy EGGHEADS tend to have~ The ones I've met on this site march to the beat of their OWN DAMN DRUM~ Real people after my own PUMPER~ Guess bein' SMART AS FUCK is kinda like how my bein' BEAUTIFUL, DANGEROUS, and WEALTHY works~ You don't gotta BEAT AROUND THE BUSH 'cause you're just fuckin' BETTER than most people~
Heeeeey all~ Dropping in to say I had to take a QUICK TRIP out of town~! I'm keeping BUSY so I'm not even SUPER PISSED about missing fight night~ I'm sure one or two of you are already CHOMPING AT THE BIT to get at me anyway~ I'll be back in a FEW CYCLES so don't CRY to bad that I'm gone~ I'll return with my LOVELY INCANDESCENCE soon~! Byyyyeeeee~!
And juuuust when I got all healed up~! Oh well~ I better go clean up~ I'm supposed to have another fight coming up soon so that'll help clear my head too~
ready up, soldier. )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(...
Hahahahaha~ I'm fiiiiine~ Nothing to worry about~ There's nothing like the smell of blood to get me back into a good headspace~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d96bd5cc12b1.png #nsfw #nsfwe #blood #self-harm
I'm fine.
If you wear GLASSES you are MORALLY obligated to let me take them so I can see how FUCKED UP your eyesight is~ I have perfect vision so it's FUN to see what it's like to be FUCKED IN THE EYES~ Take some SOLACE in that some of you look PRETTY CUTE in glasses, at least~
Yyes ma'am!! Sorry ma'am!!!! ᴺᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉ??????
Bitch it sounds like you're a STEP AWAY from bein' STRAIGHT BLIND~ Biiiig condolences~
hey wait you can't have my glasses, i'm practically blind without mine!!!
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>:O well gosh. i don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.
FLUSHSULTED is an all time CLASSIC feeling trolls get towards ATTRACTIVE WOMAN LIKE MYSELF~ So doooon't worry~ It's a PERFECTLY natural reaction to have around me EGGDORK~
pffh. noted!
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Oh yeah I aଳ, I can see like a foot in front of ଳe to 3 feet away- ⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ anything closer or further away is blurry as all hell!
Remind me to thank DOC HASTUR because these fuckin' SOLDIER BOY pills are keeping me from DYING in this heat~ Thankfully the central AC has FINALLY made this goddamn hive LIVABLE again~
☆ told you my boy would hooK yah up☆
Dude's like the LEAST COMPLICATED drug dealer I've ever had~ It's great~! Hopefully he doesn't just WALK INTO THE OCEAN and never come back like my last one~
☆ not gonna asK about that but yeah hastur has that good shit on loKK☆
Ain't no FUCKING business still being this hot when the sun's down~ Can't LOUNGE AROUND all fuckin' day but even a QUEEN needs a breather in this fuckin' heat~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bdb6e305955d.png #NSFW
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I'm feeling lethargic as fuuuuuuck today~ Which is bad because if I stop MOVING then I might as well as LITERALLY BE DEAD~
Sorry. I'm ssorry. I won't say stupid things anymore.
y0u ever try visualization training?
Hey thanks~! You'd be surprised how many people NEVER FUCKING FIGURE THAT OUT~! You may work your way up from THE DIRT BENEATH MY FEET to THE WORMS INSIDE OF THE DIRT at this rate~
Hh,,h,, ththank you.. ssorry again... I'm honoured to even be considered any rregard....,,,.
Whatever it is sounds like POOR PEOPLE SHIT like IMAGINING YOURSELF in the mirror as SOMEONE WHO ISN'T LAME AS FUCK~ But sure~ I'll bite~ "What's visualization training~?"
As you should~! Any attention from ME should be the HIGHLIGHT of your cycle~! Hell, the highlight of your DAMN LIFE~ Maybe there's hope for you yet, WORM~
y0uve got a vivid imaginati0n already clearly. requires imagining an opp0nent or training exercise s0 vividly you can w0rk your b0dy as if it was real. kind of a 50/50 split between using it tw0 train psis or real spec 0ps shit where the only sparring partner w0rth the time is each other and they cant risk training injuries.
ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵇᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦʳᵗ... Ththank you! Ms. Moolah! I'll keep doing good, I ppromise..
Wait~ Yeah I think I've done stuff like this before~ Before my little STREAMING/STREET FIGHTING career~ I very much prefer to NOT do anything that'll work my psionics these days though~ Soooorry~!
if y0u can't divorce that side fr0m the physical it sounds like a y0u problem.
Took my fuckin' MEDICINE and decided I didn't like a wall in my hive and decided to tear it down~ Taking a SLEDGEHAMMER to shit is so cathartic~ Plus I have an OPEN MEAL BLOCK now so that's pretty cool~
Yooou people that have a bunch of alt selves on this site~ You have NO idea how a little itty bitty tiny bit JEALOUS I am of you~ Because if there was ANOTHER ME on this website~? Well we'd be FUCKING, frankly~ I'd make the PERFECT matesprit for myself~ #nsfw
She's annoying as fuck, I throw empty Pepsi cans at her all the time.
Interesting.
I wonder if TROLL SNOOP DOGG still plays Tekken~ I've not played a DAMN GAME since I moved~ Maybe I should take this as a chance to play some of the CLASSIC fighting games~
you KNOW what i meant.
I know TONS of things, but who you are isn't one of them~! Though I guess someone offering to MONEY MATCH me for 50 CEAGARS really wouldn't stick in my head~ Can't we quingentiple that at least~
i legit would bankrupt you
Holy shit you are just the CUTEST little grub ever~ I hope your lusus keeps letting you use the HUSKTOP because you're just PRECIOUS~
i'M literally only 2 sweeps younger than you. hag. i'M sure at your old age the reactions are totally gone and i'D sweep with ease
The way you yap, little BARKBEAST, I just want to keep you in a HANDBAG and carry you around like a pet~ Keep this up and I won't be able to hold by my CUTENESS AGGRESSION you know~
if i'M a barkbeast, what does that make you? an oinkbeast, with all this slop you'RE posting? BAHAHAHA
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incredible
((It's a shame I did forget her horns in that last image, because I really like the old school anime hairstyle I put together for her. Might keep it in her permanent rotation. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/746d9ab32ca1.png))
Honestly no one ever taught me how to drive I just figured it out through TRIAL AND ERROR~ Did you know the little BELT THING by the door is used to keep you from VIOLENTLY FLYING OUT of a scuttlebuggy windshield when you CRASH IT~?
[|87 :: Pro t;p, 1f you see red l;ghts on the scuttlebug ;n front of you ;t's a sk;ll check to see how fast you can break [|;7
Any SCUTTLEBUG in front of me is a SCUTTLEBUG asking to GET DRIVEN OFF THE ROAD~ These are my streets, BITCH~ I have the MANDATE OF HEAVEN that says so~! It's called being SO BEAUTIFUL that I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHING THAT I DO~
Need a RIDE, hivie~? 'Cause if there's one thing I love more than FIGHTING it's going FAST AS FUCK~ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ef99ac4a1f1.png
((The worst part is I saved the screenshot but not the scene data so I can't even fix this I'm just going to have to sacrifice myself to a volcano in repentance.))
((Oof. Well it's always fun to run with minor mistakes for the bit. Aint like the rest of it isn't very nice.))
☆ who the fuKK is that??☆
Who knoooooows~ With their horns photoshopped out all we have to go on is how UNBELIEVABLY ATTRACTIVE they are for identifiers~
☆ I mean the musiKK artist yah dolt☆
Ooooooh~ Music~? I thought you mean what LINES did I bump~ Because I have to DO a rail before driving~ Hahahaha~ YAYO is slang for COCAINE~ For music it's usually stuff like DEATH GRIPS or FIFTY CAEGARS~ But I have a LOVE for "FAST LANE" from RUSHDEN & DIAMONDS and "YELLOW LINE" from the REDLINE soundtrack~
☆ lmao yeah I was wondering what the fuKK you were talKing about, but dam that’s some pretty good taste☆
All my opinions are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT~ Anyone who disagrees with me is simply JEALOUS, BROKE, STUPID, or ABOUT TO GET RAN OVER~ Stiiiiiill~ Sweet of you to acknowledge how good my tastes are~
~Please, i bet I c~Ould ~Outspeed yO~u in my chair~
☆ I mean game reKognizes game☆