Sairou Bjunki
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"sairou might be the funniest guy ever hatched and i have NO idea if its on purpose or not" - llaven blaide "never change ever sairou" - llaynv bladie
Yeah, no, I did follow that guy cause I liked his flaming lips. My bad.
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꧁Continuing. REDLINE [VILLAIN] One of my favorites. Unfortunately. Redline has what I can only describe as a biological transmission, shifting through internal gears that must be reached sequentially: First Gear favors torque, Second speed, Third endurance, Fourth violent acceleration, and Overdrive extremely inadvisable. She joins the Uncurated because she wants to know what happens if she exceeds the maximum statistic I gave her. This is a compelling philosophical question. Less compelling while she is chasing me at highway speed. Vrrrrrr. SILVER NEGATIVE A quiet psionic scout whose apparent measurements change under observation because her psychic presence negotiates how much of herself people believe they are seeing. Silver Negative can compress, extend, distort distance, become difficult to photograph, and occasionally appear more clearly in reflections than direct sight. Silver nitrate. Wet photography. Rain on coins. She immediately develops a rivalry with Mirage Ledger because apparently there are ethical schools of lying with psionics now. STRIATRIX Built like a weapon disguised as sculpture. Striatrix has deep symmetrical ridges that function like rails for movement, channeling force along precise paths and making her extremely difficult to push sideways, dislodge, or grapple. She excels at charging, bracing, carrying, and breaking formations without needing elaborate conditions. The name was my suggestion. She liked it. Hhhh. Iamproudofthat. SMOKEHELIX Long, flexible, narrowing toward the end, with a spiral path of sensory divots that heat sequentially into a visible corkscrew of ember-like light. Smokehelix can rotate at extreme speed and essentially become a living drill, accompanied by extinguished smoke, ash, heat, and faint bitter sweetness. Everyone calls her Cigarette. She hates this. I told them to stop, which caused more people to do it. SLIPSTREAM [VILLAIN] Smooth, slick, controlled, and capable of reducing surface friction almost to zero. Slipstream passes through grapples, narrow openings, restraints, and crowded formations by becoming functionally impossible to hold. He becomes the Uncurated's infiltration specialist because no archive, vent, or containment cell seems designed to stop a person whose entire power is "you cannot keep hold of me." Unlike Wayward, he is doing this on purpose. Important distinction. HARPOON Long. Heavy. Violet. Retractable barbs. Harpoon can deploy backward-facing spines and anchor to structures, enemies, vehicles, ocean floors, or anything substantial enough to survive it, becoming extraordinarily difficult to dislodge once set. Excellent underwater. Excellent rescue utility. Horrifying at close range. Do not make the joke. Everyone makes the joke. GRAPESHOT [VILLAIN] Compact artillery capable of firing high-pressure fluid projectiles in what is formally called the Squirt Defense. I did not name this. Grapeshot provides ranged bombardment with lemon-mint scent, artificial grape ammunition, and the insistence upon screaming GRAPESHOT every time she fires. She discovers this is bad for ambushes and continues anyway. Apparently accuracy is more important than secrecy. CURLBACK [VILLAIN] A large purple striker with a heavy base, lighter agile tip, and microscopic scales that slide smoothly in one direction while catching in the other. Curlback strikes, wraps, then changes the scale angle so withdrawal becomes harder, with the lighter end curling independently to tighten the restraint. Communion can amplify the faint chucklevoodoo muttering around him across their entire faction. Idonotwanttoaskwhatheissaying. KRAKEN MAXIMUM Okayokay. Strength 8, Pliability 3, Length 10, Girth 10, X-Factor 0 unless you count the MASSIVE SIZE. Kraken Maximum is gigantic, four pounds of inflated kraken-tentacle geometry with so much structural musculature that elegant movement is barely possible. He blocks, pins, holds collapsing things up, and sometimes gets stuck indoors. It is KRAKEN MAXIMUM. Maximum is important. I have been corrected. STINGER EIGHT Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Four. Eight. She is upset about the four. Stinger Eight resembles a scorpion tail translated into a fighter, with false segmentation and a terminal barb carrying mild venom that lowers psychic resistance. It is not lethal. Calm down. This makes psychic allies dramatically more dangerous when paired with her. Beautyberry, oak, purple-red residue, occasional eight-shaped berries. I did not do that intentionally. THE ANCHOR [VILLAIN] Hff. Respectfully. The Anchor is enormously strong, heavy, violet, poorly pliable, and possessed of the worst possible X-Factor: reputation. Public perception has anatomy. Fear increases durability, admiration increases presence, rumors increase scale, and repeated stories begin granting enough capability to make themselves plausible. The Uncurated barely recruit him; they just let people talk. Chittr does the rest. Someone starts an ANCHOR VS KRAKEN MAXIMUM poll. This makes both stronger. hhhhhhhhh. HYDRA Absurd strength, absurd girth, dramatic reach, better pliability than expected, tremendous enthusiasm, and unfortunately regrowth. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. Hydra regenerates severe injuries, can briefly retain movement in separated pieces, and develops absolutely no sense of self-preservation because getting torn apart is now an inconvenience. Audience-responsive. Praise-responsive. There is a HYDRA SAFETY PROTOCOL. Hydra does not follow it. DOUBLE TAP Hhhokay. This is not large. He talks like it is large. It is not. Double Tap has two sensitivity nodes near the end, creating unusually fast feedback and two separate contact-response points. He reads movement, pressure, direction changes, and incoming attacks before most opponents finish committing. Fast, annoying, adrenaline-responsive, support-dependent, and too stupid to retreat. Sweat, static, cheap smoke, energy drinks, artificial lime powder. Why. DRAGONHOOK A muscular teal combatant built around a powerful curve and prehensile hooked end, fighting through caught momentum rather than direct impact. Dragonhook wraps weapons, limbs, cables, railings, and structures, then swings, redirects, pulls, launches, or uses herself as a living grappling line. Her silhouette resembles a draconic tail enough that she considers this proof of something. It proves nothing about dragons. She says I lack vision. AUXILATRIX TECHNICALLY. Auxilatrix is the sole Nook-Sona because not every anatomy involved in my research contains the receptors necessary for normal Bulge manifestation. She is plush, defensive, extremely durable, internally elastic, and capable of forming protected pocket-spaces around injured teammates while an active life-creating internal system supplies the X-Factor. So. Healer. This is biologically consistent and I will not be expanding upon it. hfff. MIRAGE LEDGER A modest physical fighter surrounded by an enormous psionic lie. Mirage Ledger generates gold-lit translucent phantom structures that distort depth, distance, occupancy, and attack direction while the actual body hides inside fraudulent anatomy paperwork. They wave. They point. They make gestures I refuse to archive. Projection 10. Grip simulated. Perception-warping little fraud. Very pretty. Very annoying. UR CHAGRIN Uhm. No. The normal format is insufficient. UR Chagrin functions according to visual-novel rules, with abilities locked behind dialogue conditions and route flags. Insult his East Alternian: Shame increases. Mention AI-chan: exposition phase. Complete enough route conditions and his statistics climb dramatically. There is a hidden affection meter underneath the cringe meter. The cringe meter is much louder. Everyone begins speedrunning him. He hates this. He loves this. Icannotdeterminewhich. SHOWRUNNER Long, powerful, athletic, highly conditioned, and more responsive to structured performance than mutation. Showrunner becomes stronger and more precise when given cues such as hold, turn, brace, advance, again, good, with praise and an audience amplifying the effect. Without structure he is strong. With it he becomes frighteningly consistent. Harness-compatible. Show-ready. Noise level unfortunately ten. I am remaining objective. MANAGEMENT [VILLAIN] A psychic controller whose physical statistics matter less than his chuckleconditioning field. Management radiates authority that makes instructions feel easier and more reasonable to obey without becoming absolute mind control: sit, wait, come here, put that down, stop hitting my employees. He becomes the Uncurated's organizer because everyone near him keeps finding his plans distressingly reasonable. This is not mind control. This is somehow worse for my argument. NIGHTLIGHT Massive, bumpy, bright, and covered in bioluminescent nodes that function as both illumination and sensory organs. Nightlight can dim herself for deep-water movement, flare bright enough to blind nearby opponents, detect movement in total darkness, and navigate narrow aquatic environments despite considerable volume. Hhheheh. She becomes the team's deep-sea specialist and literal nightlight. She dislikes the nickname. Nobody stops. #nsfw #bulgerating #psionics #bodyhorror #violence #superheroes #supervillains #TheCurated #BulgeSonas #Curations꧂
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Yes as s0me0ne intimately familiar with the hydra i think its very accurate
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꧁Hhhello Chittr. I'm actually here todosomething. Uhm. ProductiveIguess. I present to you. THE CURATED! Okay. The premise is that my psionics have been communicating with bulges for quite some time. This is established. This is science. Unfortunately, while comparing too many archived readings at once, I create a feedback loop between my pan, Chittr, and every biological impression I have recorded. Every successfully read Bulge receives an independent physical form based specifically on what I wrote about it. They are sort of. Uhm. Manifested. Bulge-Sonas. I call them Curations. They can speak, they resemble the review more than the original person, and they possess some inherited memories and instincts without actually being the same person. I am therefore responsible for approximately forty new people. This is going to be a superhero story. Sorry. BASIC RULES Strength becomes physical power, Pliability becomes agility or body-control, Length becomes reach or projection, Girth becomes durability, and X-Factor becomes the actual supernatural ability. Taste and scent become motifs or attacks because apparently I have doomed myself to writing things like "his combat aura smells like blueberries." A Curation can sense the person it came from at considerable range, and the reverse works only much closer. This becomes embarrassing very quickly. They start out with horrible names like "Bulge Manifestation Number Whatever." Eventually they name themselves. Some are better at that than others. THE CURATIONS EIGHT-DEE The tutorial character, apparently, because a tiny half-reading still counted. Eight-Dee is compact, energetic, and frighteningly receptive to praise, with every sincere compliment temporarily increasing his physical statistics; unfortunately insults also work if he interprets them as encouragement. His entire combat mechanic is GOOD BOY: +20% EVERYTHING, which makes him a cheerfully humiliating support fighter who becomes increasingly powerful the more everyone yells nice things at him. He is also the first Curation to call me Mom. I tell him not to. He continues. Idontknowwhythishappenedtome. NEUROCOIL [VILLAIN] One of the most dangerous Curations despite relatively low brute strength. Long, elegant, dark crimson, subtly striated, and extraordinarily psionically receptive, Neurocoil moves according to thought before instinct and can alter tension through every part of herself with almost no delay, letting her coil, self-knot, restrain, redirect pressure, and maintain several different grips simultaneously. Physical contact lets her communicate directly with nervous-system signals, notmindcontrol, allowing her to coordinate bodies with horrifying efficiency. She is calm about all of this. Too calm. Hff. LIMEHAMMER Dense, heavy, powerful, green-apple sharp, and built around an extremely stable center of gravity. Limehammer does not bend especially well and has elected to interpret this not as a weakness but as proof that nearly every tactical situation can be solved by hitting it harder; brace, charge, impact, repeat. Straightforward tank. Slightly sour disposition. Increasingly irritated that everyone calls his fighting style ramming despite the fact that it is very clearly ramming. I don'tknowwhathewantsmetocallit. CALDARIUM Unfortunately gorgeous. Unfortunately knows this. Unfortunately has statistics supporting the conclusion. Caldarium is enormous, violet, durable, long, and badly lacking in pliability, with an unstable highblood X-Factor that makes small aspects of his body more dramatic when observed. The larger the audience, the sharper the silhouette, brighter the coloration, louder the voice, greater the apparent presence, and slightly higher the physical output. He believes he is the protagonist. Nobody corrects him because I do not want another chapter. FIGWISP A beautiful violet ribbon-fighter, thin, extremely flexible, hydrodynamic, smooth, and threaded with psionic receptor nodes that allow sufficiently gifted psychics to influence his movement. He can flatten the edge of his body, cut through water at extreme speed, change direction in open air like fabric caught in wind, curve around incoming attacks, and use tension rather than force to restrain targets. His psychic wake produces violet blossoms and fig leaves because apparently scent and taste needed visual representation too. Hff. Itisverypretty. Movingon. INKPRESS Corporate artillery. Inkpress is broad and stable, with glowing blue striations that produce an unnaturally dense fluid capable of displacing attacks, pushing opponents, flooding spaces, or rapidly hardening into barriers, platforms, walls, blocks, stamps, contracts, and increasingly stupid office-themed geometry. A giant DENIED stamp has happened more than once. He insists attacks require authorization and maintains battlefield paperwork. Somehow this works. DOWNTREND Hhh. I am not a big fan of this one! Downtred is shaped around rigid stock-arrow geometry, absurdly strong, functionally incapable of normal bending, and able to launch himself in perfectly straight trajectories at devastating speed. He cannot really turn once committed, only CORRECT, which is unfortunately also the name of his signature attack. His movements leave little red and green ticker-line afterimages, the scent is beer, the taste profile is caegar and nickel, and yes, he would be an excellent jouster. Not in my nook. Not. Inmynook. HONEYGLOW Compact, powerful, bioluminescent, and fitted with small grasping structures that function like climbing hooks. Honeyglow can scale walls, ceilings, vehicles, larger Curations, and basically anything else she decides has insulted her by being taller, while warm gold and violet-blue markings across her body can dim for infiltration or flare bright enough to disorient nearby opponents. She is one of the smallest Curations and keeps attempting to challenge the largest one. I think size registers to her as a personal affront. PRAXIS Mine is pathetic. Thisisdata. Praxis is physically weak, small, barely capable of supporting herself without compensation, and almost entirely dangerous because her psionic control is absurd. She can produce phantom extensions, lengthen herself beyond real anatomy, manipulate objects without contact, wrap around distant structures, compress her physical body while allowing the projected version to continue at full scale, connect directly to my pan, and unfortunately hear the other Curations. All of them. She knows things Idonotwishtoknow. She serves as the team's psionic relay and believes I should be less embarrassed about my work. She is wrong. STAMPede Yes. The capitalization is intentional. He chose it. STAMPede is extraordinarily broad, dense, flat-fronted, and designed around pure forward-impact biology, allowing him to smash through restraints, grapples, barriers, force fields, and most attempts to tell him no. Successful impacts leave glowing bureaucratic marks including APPROVED, DENIED, RETURN TO SENDER, PENDING COMPLIANCE, and occasionally FMLA ELIGIBLE, which nobody has successfully explained. He and Inkpress are attempting to unionize the team. I think. PENTACURRENT Five-bodied aquatic horror. Beautiful aquatic horror. Pentacurrent has one central form surrounded by four additional violet tendrils, each semi-independent and lined with alternating gripping discs, allowing five different actions at once. He can fight while carrying people, anchor himself while pulling something from water, operate multiple controls simultaneously, and perform rescue work with extremely irritating competence. He believes possessing five functional limbs makes him inherently superior to certain other aquatic Curations. This causes arguments. THRILLGILL A regal aquatic duelist, long, slim, highly pliable, and capable of forming temporary joint-like structures throughout his body so an attack can change direction halfway through its motion. Forward. Bend. Sideways. Bend. Reverse. Extremely annoying. Supplemental respiratory membranes provide exceptional underwater endurance, and naturally he has decided the correct fighting style is fencing. He spends an embarrassing amount of time arguing with Pentacurrent about which of them is the proper aquatic protagonist. Neitherofyou. Stop. HALFSCALE [VILLAIN] A symmetrical asymmetry, with one half of the body perfectly smooth and the other lined with reversed scale-like structures. Halfscale can rapidly change which side receives force, making the smooth surface redirect attacks while the scaled surface catches movement and prevents escape; striking her slides away, fleeing her catches, reversing direction just makes her switch again. Excellent grappler. Maple-and-honey warmth. Very pleasant presence. Surprisingly violent. The pleasant part makes the violence worse. OLD FASHIONED No mutation. No strange psionics. No elaborate nodes. No impossible geometry. Just an outrageously strong purple club of a Curation who considers having an X-Factor of zero a point of pride. Everyone else has techniques and transformations and battlefield conditions. Old Fashioned walks through the technique and hits the person using it. Machinery oil, alcohol, blunt force, extremely straightforward. Easy. COMMUNION [VILLAIN] Possibly one of the most strategically valuable Curations, containing psychoactive chucklevoodoo nodes that allow nearby psionically receptive people to share sensation, emotional impressions, images, and fragments of thought. Communion can calm crowds, confuse enemies, induce hallucinations, establish psychic communication networks, and let several Curations perceive the same threat simultaneously. He can also make everyone in twenty feet experience approximately the same very distracting sensation. This is neurological. Itislegitimatebiology. He later discovers that a synchronized crowd is very easy to turn into an army. Bad. TRIDENT CLAW One rigid primary body, two smaller flexible sub-limbs, three grasping ends total. Trident Claw resembles an ancient desert siege weapon attempting to impersonate a person, with the smaller appendages handling most fine movement while the central structure provides stability and force. He grips, climbs, anchors, carries, hangs, occasionally stabs, and spends a concerning amount of time upside down on ceilings. Nobody asks him to come down anymore. LEVERAGE A compact olive bruiser whose listed statistics underestimate her mobility because most of her actual power comes from the surrounding musculature rather than the central structure. Leverage generates enormous torque by moving her whole body around a pivot, fighting through hooks, arcs, sudden telescoping bursts, and the weaponization of other people's weight. Sort of a pile driver operated by an investment firm. She begins asking whether Curations technically count as labor. STAMPede hears this. I lose control of the conversation. WAYWARD [VILLAIN] Flexible, wobbly, thoroughly untrained, and apparently blessed by physics giving up. Wayward possesses no meaningful supernatural mutation and instead survives by being so structurally loose and unpredictable that attacks expecting resistance frequently miss, restraints fail, grapples collapse, and he falls into positions nobody anticipated before accidentally escaping them. He has dodged projectiles by tripping. Statistically mediocre. Tactically infuriating. The disturbing part is that villainy does not make him more competent. It just means all of these accidents happen to us now. WEAK ARMOR Weak Armor deliberately softens under pressure, making each successful hit reduce her effective weight while increasing speed, flexibility, and evasive capability, so the longer a battle continues the harder she becomes to touch again. She fights through redirection, counterattacks, controlled impact, and intentionally accepting smaller hits to build momentum. Uhm. Yes. It is the Pokémon ability. Obviously. Iknewthat. STANDARD No X-Factor. No mutation. No bizarre gimmick. Standard is simply good: reliable strength, reliable flexibility, useful reach, useful durability, reasonable judgment. Everyone spends several missions expecting some enormous hidden reveal and eventually discovers there isn't one. This becomes the point. In a team containing psionic hallucinations, venom, living market corrections and weaponized bureaucracy, Standard is the person sent to open the door. He opens the door normally on the first attempt. Indispensable. #nsfw #bulgerating #psionics #bodyhorror #superheroes #TheCurated #BulgeSonas #Curations꧂
8=l < I like bulge but what did I read
꧁Part one of two.꧂
this caldarium fella sounds avwful handsome. vwonder vwho he could be based off.
ONEGAI WILL THE SERIAL BE COMING OUT IN EAST BEFORAN.
Investing early.
~Tch... tO~ me an evil twin is just a twin... but evil~
~My lap is sticky. There are at least five- n~O, six pO~ssible explanati~Ons fO~r what it c~Ould be, and I genuinely can't narrO~w it d~Own further. @bulgeCuratO~r , any insight, anything y~Ou'd like tO~ admit tO~ me?~
꧁hfffidropped my slugshie....꧂
~That's pO~ssibility number 6. I'm gO~nna be real buddy, I'm just n~Ot fully cO~nvinced~
꧁mySLUGSHIEi mournedthatslugshie...꧂
~C'm~On it's nO~t that bad, I shared my slug.....shie, didn't I?~
~I lO~ve when the big dO~O~rs at the stO~re scream tO~ ann~Ounce I've exited~
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~it's g~O time. ~Or, time t~O gO~, I guess~
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~Wherever gravity takes me I guess, I tend t~O rO~ll~
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~It's my thing, baby, just a thing~
okay daddy needs to go for a 8it he's starting to 8ecome insane again #8oystrip
꧁sorry to hear that about kaikka...꧂
thank you for supporting me in these trying times
(\ /) have a good trip there, florid. take care of yourself.
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~Pleeeeease~
Please?! #juniorbadgedsomeone!
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~When will he kiss and lO~ve O~n MY nubs~
~I cO~uld be mammal pregnant if I wanted t~O be~
~Please respect my privacy in these trying times~
~Thank y~Ou~
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⧃ Who is it now?
~Well, just a guess, but uhh. EE, similar quirk... What's the m~Oral O~bligati~On here?~
⧃ Ah. I see. In my opinion cross-timeline just gets messy, but if that is who we think it is, I can't deny at least being intrigued.
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~I can't believe it's the we are fucking under attack thang's wriggling day~
~I'm a killer, and a killer is a bad, bad thing t~O be~ ~She's a giver, and a giver's even w~Orse t~O fO~lks like me~ ~'Cause I never really wanna be the ~One t~O hurt s~OmebO~dy~ ~But it just keeps happening~ ~Yeah, it just keeps happening-ing-ing~ ~#lyricsp~Osting~
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I want to listen
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Hmph